Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Some Sins are Unforgivable...


Due to circumstances beyond her control (and which Jenny Jerkface is well aware of), Snarkier Than You is now accepting applications for a new BFF. Qualified candidates should be fiercely loyal, have a wicked sense of humor, and [this is the most important part, so PAY ATTENTION] be available the weekend of March 21st. Twilight fanaticism a plus, but would be willing to indoctrinate the right person between now and then. Ownership of a large flatscreen TV is also desirable, but since I have keys to JJ's house and she'll be away that weekend, I'm certain that she wouldn't mind if we co-opted hers. No teens/tweens; ideally looking for a "Twilight Mom" type, sans kids. Non-drinkers/straight-edge and religious zealots need not apply.

6 comments:

  1. I'm crushed!

    I don't know if this is the right time to ask but can you watch Gizmo while you're at my house with your new BFF?

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  2. If we can throw popcorn all over the place while we're watching the special features on the DVD, I'll think about it. Oh, and please make sure the bar is stocked and there's plenty of ice - we're gonna be there a while, and I want to make a good impression on the new BFF.

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  3. Throw popcorn all over the place? When is that different than any other movie night? :P

    P.S. It's probably a good thing we're the only ones reading this blog.

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  4. Well. You were. But seeing as reading Twitarded archives is now what I do at work...

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  5. Well. You were. But seeing as reading Twitarded archives is now what I do at work...

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  6. Throw popcorn all over the place? When is that different than any other movie night? :P

    P.S. It's probably a good thing we're the only ones reading this blog.

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