In one of my lame recent attempts to read something non-Twilight related, I was flipping through a copy of Entertainment Weekly and came across an interview with Kat Von D, who has a new book out called High Voltage Tattoo. I was kind of spacing out staring at the picture [did I mention it wasn't about Twilight? Ergo, attention span = near zero] and all the tattoos she has and thinking about how I would kill for her eyebrow when suddenly my Twidar started going bonkers. "Stupid Twidar..." I said to myself, "you must be broken! That's not Twilight-related - that's Kat Von D!" But it was insistent and it has a perfect track record of spotting all-things-Twilight-related the past (like here!), so I took a closer look. And that's when I noticed the tiiiiny apple tattoo on her thumb (right below the tiiiiny tattoo that says "FUCK".
Is this possible??? Does Kat Von D love Twilight? Hate it? Did she run out and get an apple tattoo when she read Twilight and fell madly in love with it like the rest of us and then tattoo "FUCK" above it in a fit of rage when she finished Breaking Dawn???
Sadly, we may never know... I did a lot of random Googling in an effort to find out if she had ever expressed her opinion on Twilight one way or another, and while I found a LOT of other... "colorful" bits of information, I couldn't find anything to substantiate my "Kat Von D loves Twilight!" theory. Maybe she just had a really good apple one day and wanted to commemorate the moment. And then she had a really bad apple, thus the "FUCK"? I could go a lot further with this line of thought but it's probably better that I don't... I only watch her show every once in a while but she strikes me as someone I don't want to piss off if I an help it.
P.S. When I called JJ this morning after she texted me to ask "How much tit is acceptable 4 dentist office?" [we agreed that not potentially distracting the dentist while he was working was a good idea lest she come away from her root canal with a bonus nipple-piercing, if you are wondering... and also that if she has to ask me, she's probably baring too much boobage.] and I told her that I was going to write something tattoo-related, the first words out of her mouth were "Is this something that might require me to get another tattoo??? Because I'll do it! Just say the word!" Um, if I somehow end up being the impetus for JJ's next tattoo, I think "ML" is going to find a way to separate us. And if you want to know why I already call JJ's last tattoo "my tattoo," you can find out by reading "Edward Gets a Twilight Tattoo!"
P.S. @Kat Von D - You are probably rollin' in money. Get those man-hands a manicure, STAT!
P.P.S. On closer inspection, I think there is actually a tiiiiny "U" in between the "FUCK" and the apple tat - man, she must have been pissed when she got through Breaking Dawn!
Oh - and I know you ladies (((coughwhore-flapscough))) who read Twitarded regularly know to take this with a grain of salt, but for everyone else, Yes, I'm aware that if Kat Von D was going to ink something Twilight-related on her bad self that it probably wouldn't be a little ol' apple that doesn't really look like the Twilight apple. I'm betting that she would get a spot-on portrait of the ENTIRE Cullen clan instead. Somewhere naughty.
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