In a rare moment of compassion, I made the executive decision last night to NOT post this video until this morning. JJ was out of town all day so the blog was mine so sully as I deemed fit, but I decided to have mercy on you moms and folks who were busy trying to keep your distance from the computer and manage your Twithdrawal symptoms in a selfless effort to make the dads and fathers in your lives feel like they were more important to you - if just for a few fleeting hours - than your obsession with Twilight and Robward.
Congratulations - you made it! Pat yourselves on your collective backs and breathe a sigh of relief. Sure sure, I know you have the sweats right now, and you're a little shakey, but I have just the thing for you. You can thank me later - I might not be mom to anyone's dad, but I have empathy and I know things.
Feast your eyes on the video below and welcome back into the fold. It's Monday, Father's Day is over, and your S/O can fix his own damn breakfast. So be seated and prepare to get your "SQEEEE!!!" back. I found this during a marathon internet crawl a few days ago - it was twenty or so pages back at ROBsessed and it is jaw-droppingly sexy.
When JJ and I got together Saturday night while the boys went out for a rare [voluntary] play-date, we parked ourselves in front of her MASSIVE new Mac (the screen is larger than my television) and watched this over and over and over. There was drool involved and I think we may have alarmed the neighbors with the odd guttural noises we produced [think Homer when donuts are present]. It's a good thing we were sharing a chair, because we had to clutch on to each other for support so that we didn't slide into a puddle on the floor.
I need to mention that there is some New Moon footage in this content (both on-set and from the trailer), so if you don't want to go there, you shouldn't watch. For the rest of you, make sure you have a few minutes to be non-functional and to compose yourself after watching, OK? Aaaaaand GO!