Monday, June 22, 2009

Monday Morning SQUEEEE!!! [Spoiler]

In a rare moment of compassion, I made the executive decision last night to NOT post this video until this morning. JJ was out of town all day so the blog was mine so sully as I deemed fit, but I decided to have mercy on you moms and folks who were busy trying to keep your distance from the computer and manage your Twithdrawal symptoms in a selfless effort to make the dads and fathers in your lives feel like they were more important to you - if just for a few fleeting hours - than your obsession with Twilight and Robward.

Congratulations - you made it! Pat yourselves on your collective backs and breathe a sigh of relief. Sure sure, I know you have the sweats right now, and you're a little shakey, but I have just the thing for you. You can thank me later - I might not be mom to anyone's dad, but I have empathy and I know things.

Feast your eyes on the video below and welcome back into the fold. It's Monday, Father's Day is over, and your S/O can fix his own damn breakfast. So be seated and prepare to get your "SQEEEE!!!" back. I found this during a marathon internet crawl a few days ago - it was twenty or so pages back at ROBsessed and it is jaw-droppingly sexy.

When JJ and I got together Saturday night while the boys went out for a rare [voluntary] play-date, we parked ourselves in front of her MASSIVE new Mac (the screen is larger than my television) and watched this over and over and over. There was drool involved and I think we may have alarmed the neighbors with the odd guttural noises we produced [think Homer when donuts are present]. It's a good thing we were sharing a chair, because we had to clutch on to each other for support so that we didn't slide into a puddle on the floor.

I need to mention that there is some New Moon footage in this content (both on-set and from the trailer), so if you don't want to go there, you shouldn't watch. For the rest of you, make sure you have a few minutes to be non-functional and to compose yourself after watching, OK? Aaaaaand GO!


56 comments:

  1. onpinsandneedlesJune 22, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    yeah, probably shouldn't have watched that at work.

    i really hope that nothing important comes across my desk today, b/c nothing is getting done (that doesn't involve that video, at least)

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  2. Sorry - I know it's awkward to feel "like that" at work. Stay away from the menfolk.

    : )

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  3. Thank you for those visuals, STY!

    *contented purr*

    As a certified Robsessor, I had seen this video when it was originally posted, but it certainly bears repeating!

    And when the day comes (and it WILL come, dammit!) that RP is reaching, with hasty and shaking fingers, for my iPod (you know, to put on some loud music, so that neighbors won't get overly distracted by our vigorous and vocal lovemaking), I may have some 'splainin' to do, if he should spy my bevy of youtube sexy RP montages and endearing RP interviews....

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  4. asdhofian;ewoboibh;auodfsbvljs

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  5. That was better than a cup of coffee on a Monday morning! Thank you for sharing the love. ;D

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  6. who? ... uh... what.... ummm... where? ...

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  7. "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!". haha

    Holy bloody hell! Hubba friggin hubba...

    Altogether now "just another Manic Monday, O Woah"....

    :)

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  8. Holy shit STY! All I can say is NIIIIIIIICE!!! Thanks for popping my Twilight/Rpatz homemade vid cherry. I don't normally watch them, although I think I'm gonna start now. Thank sweet jeezus that I'm not yet at work, that's all I gotta say. :)

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  9. @I think we were doing that weird gurgling shrieky thing we do when we get excited about Twi/Rob stuff. I actually have it recorded on my blinky thing... I'm pretty sure I heard the neighbor's dog howling in the background...

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  10. I think I blacked out halfway through the video... that man is delicious. Shit, I should know by now to keep a spare set of panties at the office. Thanks for sharing ladies - I would've loved to have been a fly on the wall when you two were gurgling over this video! LOL!

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  11. OMG die.
    totaly dead over here and I stil haven't seen it. It's restricted here at work dammit. Need to make a potty break so i can see it in private, like the ladies room....but no dice there, cell phone reception is shit. Damn.

    I
    need
    to
    see
    it
    !

    Should I say I have the runs so I can go home? lol

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  12. Holy freakin' crap! Thank you, thank you STY and JJ. Who knew you could visually get that close up to those lips, the eyes, the jawporn? Brilliant editing and film manipulation.....speaking of manipulating.....hmmm....I think I need a maxi pad.

    Happy Montage Monday!

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  13. thanks for the monday morning panty dropper!

    cold shower ladies! cold fuckin shower!

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  14. STY is the master of Youtube. And, thanks to her, there are going to be a lot of squirming ladies out there today... LOL!

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  15. fwiw i watched this five time this morning and when i go to to work i realized my underwear were on inside out. coincidence? i think not.

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  16. "think Homer when donuts are present" Hahahaha! Did anyone else read this and then make that sound?!

    Thank you so much for posting this! Holy jawporn...it was everywhere! Off to go watch it again :)

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  17. O M G , this is just ..*no words*
    He. i.s sooo. fucking. hot. sexy. everything... *no words*


    Thank you so much for this video, you made my day! And probably all the following, cause i´ll have to see this every day, from now on.... at least once.

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  18. Mmmm.... yes a change of panties is in order. Thanks for the great find! The S/O won't be happy when she comes home to find me glazed over and drooling. But with those images in my head I will be more then able to amke it up to her!

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  19. im going to head out tonite to see if i can get some WET RPATZ pics!

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  20. oh.my.holy.hell. this is worth looking at again.. and again.. and again.

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  21. Whooaa. I'm still in class this week and everybody has to pass my desk to get to theirs. Needless to say, they probably think I'm weird cause god knows what this looks like as you walk by.
    Just noticing though that Rob has pretty eyes but when he's made up as Edward. OMG!! I love those brown eyes. Dark or light!! He does a very good F*ck me stare. (hey I'm just saying..)

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  22. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Rob!

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  23. Can I get a mop on isle 5? Mop on isle 5!!! Holy Yummoids! Thanks ladies!!

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  24. *wipes drool off keyboard*

    Um ... hi.

    (Yeah, that's the best you're getting out of me today. That video pretty much killed any remaining brain cells.)

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  25. @ Ms. M = CRACKING THE FUCK UP!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

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  26. Ms. M... i just saw your picture here and ... OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    makes me wanna buy a set of my own! the possibilities! haha

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  27. Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou, for sharing that!

    *trying to remember how to blink*

    -Beth

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  28. Faithisobelle: Thanks! They are Super Fun! My only complaint is they aren't bendie enough! Hee-Hee!

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  29. @ Ms. M ... maybe... just maybe... email a "suggestion" email to the manufacturer might fix that? :-P

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  30. THAT WAS SOOOO Hot!!!!

    i love rob! but im totally team EDCOB!! (Edward + Jacob!)

    wat the heck was that at 1:44?? when he like attacked her!! haha was that a blooper or something?

    sexy and brilliant, two thumbs up

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  31. .....::drool::........::more drool::........::drool falls into the keyboard:: .........::10 mins later i snap to, but the drool keeps flowing::.....

    yum!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH STY!!! I think my hair probably has a rob-ish look to it now, from running my fingers in it and pulling it while watching.

    ........::still fuckin drooling::....

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  32. OMR! OMR! OMR! Rob! Rob! Raaawwwb!!
    Yes! Yes! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    .....again....

    Rob! Rob! OH Rob! OH Rob! Raawwb!

    ....just because I'm over 30 and multi orgasmic! Woohooo!!!

    If he ONLY knew and appreciated we gals over the age of 30!

    Mmm......snarl....

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  33. THANK GAWD for that man (and whom evr made the orgasmic video)!!!!

    If he only knew how much I wanted him.....

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  34. @anonymous yeah... what is that from, at 1:44? in the bio room...

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  35. btw I'm with you, Honolulul Girl, I prefer Rob made up as Edward... grrrrrrrr

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  36. STY - I am not worthy of your heat seeking abilities...HAWT. that's the fucking best video edit I've seen. I still see the kitty tongue lapping with robeyes..shudder.
    Now that's for big girlz..nice kitty.

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  37. The scene in the bio room is from the "vampire kiss montage" that was on one of the bonus discs that came with the DVD. In Australia the disk was only available if you pre-ordered from a particular store. I am not sure about other countries, but I think that in America there was a three disk release that may have had it on there. I believe that the scene was where Edward was imagining attacking Bella after she sat next to him in class for the first time.

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  38. you rock my world.........actually, Rob does....THANKS!!!!!

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  39. There is something about how he holds that microphone at 0:16 that is just waaay too much for my imagination.

    I'd only need 5 minutes with him.... that's all.... 5 minutes.

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  40. First this, and then the newly released pics of him in a baseball hat.... I never knew the hat was such a turn on for me. Thanks for that, ladies. BTW, STY, underwear inside out? Priceless. I keep having to force myself to leave my Twi-thoughts at the computer desk prior to getting in the car & driving. I went the wrong way to the PO after dropping my son off b/c I was thinking about Twi-stuff.

    Off to watch the vid AGAIN!
    xo

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  41. @Ms. M - I LOOOOVE your icon!!! That's fabulous!

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  42. I feel like I need a cigarette (not having smoked once in my life)!

    FYI you can see the extra footage scene of the attack in biology on youtube.

    *back to pussy*

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  43. Holy Mother... I think I've died and gone to heaven. My version of heaven at least. *g* Damn, that boy is beautiful! To quote Kristen... "Thank you sooo much!"

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  44. Did you ladies see this one?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpdEoKVI3bk
    Same user who made the video you posted.
    True Blood + Rob = Twigasm

    I wanna do real bad things with RPattz...

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  45. ugh that was delicious! plus seeing pics of rob in handcuffs earlier... ..... :D

    does anyone have that clip of the biology class attack scene? i've never seen that before and whatever was on youtube was take down for copyright.

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  46. That video is a perfect example of why he's so appealing to all ages (who me, 40+?!)
    Depending on the clip, photo, movie he's either:
    Shy
    Friendly
    Moody (Edward)
    Bad Boy (stubble and black leather)
    Confident (Cannes)
    Geeky
    Half-naked (Italy)
    Vulnerable (GQ)
    Chivalrous (any damn event with that co-star of his)
    Silly (MTV awards)

    Let's face it... we've wished we could morph several men into one for the perfect specimen our whole damn lives! And there he is!
    All right, I'm done:-)

    By the way, I can still access the Vampire Kiss montage (not that I do, of course. In the closet. Me.) at the following link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh85R6Wu1Dg&feature=related

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  47. Serioussly got light-headed from almost hyperventalating!!!!!!!!!!! Can barely type!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  48. Oh, oh! I don't know if you saw, but another video by that maker in the video list at the end, is more RPattz to the tune of Bad Things, which just happens to be the theme for True Blood. There is now a whole new level of sexiness to that song! Ya-hoo!

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  49. Lions and tigers and Rob, Oh My.
    OMFG!

    I'm reading all the "Best of Twitarded" posts, so I just now saw this. Wonderous, just wonderous.

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  50. Serioussly got light-headed from almost hyperventalating!!!!!!!!!!! Can barely type!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  51. Oh, oh! I don't know if you saw, but another video by that maker in the video list at the end, is more RPattz to the tune of Bad Things, which just happens to be the theme for True Blood. There is now a whole new level of sexiness to that song! Ya-hoo!

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  52. Lions and tigers and Rob, Oh My.
    OMFG!

    I'm reading all the "Best of Twitarded" posts, so I just now saw this. Wonderous, just wonderous.

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  53. Holy Mother... I think I've died and gone to heaven. My version of heaven at least. *g* Damn, that boy is beautiful! To quote Kristen... "Thank you sooo much!"

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  54. @Ms. M - I LOOOOVE your icon!!! That's fabulous!

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