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It's the weekend and I know that everyone's probably off at a weenie roast or heading down the shore [we live in Jersey - we go "down the shore," not "to the beach"] or T-ball practice or something, but c'mon: you know you still need a quick Twilight fix to keep you going. Admit it! Or maybe you have a few minutes to kill while waiting for the next bit of Twi-news or smokin' Robward pic to hit the net? Well boy oh boy I have a found just the thing for you! It's totally worth the fifty seconds of time suckage it can offer you... Don't you want to know what your Twilight Vampire name is??? Of course you do! So navigate your busy self over to the Twilight Vampire Name Generator, and in ten seconds flat, you'll be done (even if you have a long name, are a "hunt-and-peck" typist, or both).
What's your Twilight name??? Snarkier Than You is "Rosalie Stanley" (wtf?!) and I'm "Renée Ateara" - grrrrreeeaaatt...- I'm a stinky werewolf! [note from STY: I always knew there was something not right about that girl...]
Want something a little more traditional??? Well then head on over to The Vampire Name Generator and find out a little bit about your old-school vampire self.
Here's what it had to say about me:
And about STY's ancient vampy self:
The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Empress of Drac
Known in some parts of the world as: Bast of The Highway Thieves [wtf?!]
The Great Archives Record: Takes more than gold from the rich on the highway - takes blood too.
The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Poppy Pope [Whaaa?!]Known in some parts of the world as: Artemis of The Balkans [note from STY: I'm the virgin huntress of the Balkens?? Cool!]The Great Archives Record: An animal-like vampire who can barely speak [aka "Snarkier after a few drinks - lol!] - everything is actions with this one. It runs with the deer. [note from STY - Does this mean Edward's gonna chase me through the woods and catch me mid-air and have his way with me?! Wheee!!!]
Don't wanna get all Dungeons and Dragons with it but still want a cool vampire name? Then try THIS site for an entirely different traditional-but-not-quite-as-ancient vampy moniker! My name here is "Tessa Iceshard." Maybe I have spent too much time recently flipping through the Curse Generator, but this sounds dirty to me somehow. Like it's my 14th century nordic porn-star name or something... STY is "Churel Ghostfire" here (if you can think of something clever to say about that, go for it; I'm at a loss).
Still have a sec? On a somewhat similar yet entirely not-Twilight-related note (giving a nod to STY's love of mod Scandinavian/Danish furnishings), how would you like to know your Swedish Furniture Name?? Snarkier is SNÅRKYÖRD TJANVIK YÖU and I'm JENII SVERKFÄSS. If you were on the shelf at IKEA, what would your name be??? And between you and me, I think these names would be perfectly cromulent as our "Scandinavian Vampire Names" - and you saw the Cullen house in Twilight - you know how much they like that mid-century modern look!