Today's topic: that hair. You know the stuff I'm talking about it. Hell I just spent thirty minutes sifting through pictures of Robward's boo-full head and I think I need to go lie down or maybe have someone break out the smelling salts... I know I'm not telling anyone here anything they don't already know when I say that Robert Pattinson's hair is so breathtakingly zexy that it is actually capable of making panties spontaneously combust. Totally 100% fact. Make sure your not wearing your favorites 'cause I can't promise they won't get damaged if you keep reading. We might need to designate special "hair porn panties": they'll be infinitely nicer than "period panties" but not so nice that you'll cry when they melt.
What IS it about that man's mane???
Sometimes it makes you look like that guy from that last Star Wars movie who nobody remembers anymore...
Oh shit how'd you get in here Jacksper??? Nice hair, though...for once (not your fault but still). Okay, fine, you can stay...
OKAY YOU DIRTY BIRDS, SNAP OUT IT!!! C'mon - stay with me! Get ahold of yourselves!
Here - this is the photo equivalent of an icy cold shower:
You can find more weird photo manips of Robward wearing other people's hair (including "The Donald" - lol!) here at Spoiled Pretty (great general beauty/stuff blog, too - check it out!). They also mess with K-Stew's 'do.
Fine, fine - maybe just ONE more to get that last icky one our heads...
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