Not one but two of our friends sent this to us earlier this week, and while I realize it pokes fun at our most favoritest thing in the whole world, it still cracked us both up. So fuck it: we're posting it. I know that some people can't stand anything that makes fun of Twilight and go crazier than an acre of snakes when people disparage "the precious," but honestly I don't think any people who lack a wicked sense of humor have made their way to Twitarded. With the possible exception of the legions of folks who found us because they were looking for serious information on the breathtakingly news-worthy topic of Kristen Stewart's hair. But they only stayed for a second and went on their merry tweeny way to someplace where people take stuff like that seriously. Anyway, as JJ and I are fond of telling anyone who tries in any way to influence the content of this blog, Twitarded is not a democracy [just for the record, when we set up our Twi-enabling retirement communecult paradise, Twitardia, JJ thinks a throne or two might be a nice touch]. And on that note, please to enjoy:
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We are a bunch of over-thirty *cough*andforty*cough* chicks who never really meant to fall in love with Twilight... but somehow we did. Hard. Inexplicably, we've still got a lot to say about it. And other stuff. Join us!