Sunday, July 19, 2009

Making Fun of Twilight Can Be Funny, Too.

Not one but two of our friends sent this to us earlier this week, and while I realize it pokes fun at our most favoritest thing in the whole world, it still cracked us both up. So fuck it: we're posting it. I know that some people can't stand anything that makes fun of Twilight and go crazier than an acre of snakes when people disparage "the precious," but honestly I don't think any people who lack a wicked sense of humor have made their way to Twitarded. With the possible exception of the legions of folks who found us because they were looking for serious information on the breathtakingly news-worthy topic of Kristen Stewart's hair. But they only stayed for a second and went on their merry tweeny way to someplace where people take stuff like that seriously. Anyway, as JJ and I are fond of telling anyone who tries in any way to influence the content of this blog, Twitarded is not a democracy [just for the record, when we set up our Twi-enabling retirement commune cult paradise, Twitardia, JJ thinks a throne or two might be a nice touch]. And on that note, please to enjoy:

Funny Pictures

Twi-funny borrowed from HERE.

33 comments:

  1. At least it is one of their's and not mine! LMAO

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  2. I could really get used to this uncontrolled laughing. Keep it coming, I'm begging you.

    I couldn't find it again on any of your "awesome peeps we love links" so I must have stumbled across it somewhere else...but Friday or Saturday I saw a hysterical captioned set of pictures of Robward and the pink sleeping bag. If anyone knows where to find it, post a link (are we allowed to post links?) I really need to bookmark it for future laughing. I

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  3. You guys always make me laugh, I love it!

    @onoimatwitard2 - ROBsessed has some pink sleeping bag captions that are hysterical - hope that is what you were looking for!

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  4. Well it isn't me. I'm thinking it's Edward.

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  5. There was one set of captions that had a couple of pictures of him with the prop person holding the bag and trying to give it to him. Then him holding the bag looking grumpy, and then him holding the bag looking happy. The captions started something like "blue is for boys and pink is for girls and Kstew is wearing blue today and I'm wearing pink and the press is going to think we're making it..."

    Anyone, anyone....? I didn't see this set at Robsessed

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  6. Oh..I love you STY. And not JUST because you make me giggle. I love that there are other Twitards that make fun of Twilight too. I don't feel all alone anymore. Thanks! =D

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  7. Post links if you want to share funny, for sure!

    Glad you guys have the sense of humor I thought you did - lol!

    : )

    Thanks everyone for being patient with me while was busy with non-Twi stuff (booo!!) & Tasha I [heart] you, too!!

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  8. Well I thought it would be sacrilege to make fun of Robward like that. But actually didn't feel that bad. HA HA HA... thank you STY!!!

    pop_Khimaira

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  9. ok so i click on to the link to the picture (which is from funnyjunk) and i got a little carried away and searched rob on funny junk (couldn't resist) and there are quite a group of haters! anyways i found a picture where if you type in "robert pattinson is" a on google you get all this bad shit and if you actually do type it into google it's true [people think he's a douche :'(]
    i don't understand how so many people hate him!

    anyways i don't know why i'm saying this. i guess i need to blow some steam ..

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  10. I'm relatively new to the Twilight obsessed world so everyone may have already seen this. It was one of early things I stumbled across in my virginal fumblings.

    http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/19551.html.

    I don't know if the link will work, but its cleolinda jones movies in 15 minutes. She did one for twilight. The two phrases that slayed me were "premarital unerpants are not Okay!" and Edwards pose in response to James at the baseball field being referred to as "Dramatic Prairie Dog".

    You'll notice I actually did remember to bookmark this one so it really must have made an impact.

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  11. ROFLMAO.. we all need to laugh sometimes.. What better way to laugh than at something we love?

    Thrones are always a nice touch..

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  12. Sooo funny!

    I definitely don't take my obsession too seriously, so making fun of "the precious" (lol!) is A-OK with me. It's not fun if you can't laugh :]

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  13. I went back to Robsessed and found it. Thanks for the direction. It's called Rob's internal battle with the pink sleeping bag. It made me laugh as much as the first time and it's now bookmarked. Thanks.

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  14. Hells, Yeah! Lovessss it! You guys crack me up...Hey STY and JJ, just wanted to let you know that my "unicorn" did not pass the 'get in my pants test' lol. Refer back to an e-mail you both responded to back to a few weeks ago, if you don't recall.

    Karen in Twitardeville NC

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  15. Every time I see this scene it reminds me of Bella cuttin' a big old raunchy fart in front of the fan. But the vagina thing is seriously crackin me up peeps!!!

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  16. It's so wrong but so right, you know?

    Please tell me you've seen the video on youtube re: Bella and Edward and farting.

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  17. Eeeww - Gooshy Gash!

    Edward should really say to her
    "Bella close your legs because your breath smells".. haha

    :D

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  18. Love it! I laughed so hard I cried! Now I'm going to go look for those sleeping bag pictures...

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  19. i love you girls!! and you know i freaking love making fun of twilight! "Jizz in my pants" anyone? fo shizzle.

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  20. Just got back from a loooong roadtrip after two days of camping so this little funny kind of hit home. Sorry if that is TMI but you all bring out the worst/best in me.

    Love the funny! Glad to be back to civilization.

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  21. Robsessed also posted a few pics of Rob making the same face sitting next to Emilie on a NY stoop. Laugned my ass off (and can't bring myself to abbreviate that, thank you very much.) Twilight fan or not, the movie had several scenes that made me cringe so I appreciate the waiting-for-New-Moon-perfection giggles! - Suz

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  22. So currently i'm at work(obviously i'm working lol) and after seeing this i'm pretty sure every guest in the lobby of the hotel thinks i'm psychotic because I laughed so hard I snorted...Kudos Twitarded, Kudos

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  23. Can I be first on the bus to Twitardia?

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  24. I had a whole long comment thing typed up and it went into web-narnia. Totally not my day.

    I NEEDED this post today. Laymee is currently on a flight to the 3rd ring of hell (aka "not Brooklyn"), so the BFF is only remote-accessed for some indeterminate length of time. (And I still cringe when I say/type "BFF". When did I become "that" girl?!)

    On behalf of the nomness, I would like to fully endorse postings of this ilk. I would also like to remind the folks out there that teh pretteh is still teh pretteh even if it smells of crotch-rot. I would, however, recommend breathing through your mouth. Though caution must be taken that accumulating drool from teh pretteh's proximity not come in the form of "flavour crystals"

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  25. Oh hell, we're all on the bus to Twitardia!!!
    Went to You Tube yesterday, saw the video of Bella farting and I laughed so much I had big tears rolling down my face and my sides hurt like a mother!!! My husband of 35 years knows I'm f**kin' nuts anyway so what the hell!

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  26. You all KNOW it's gonna be the short bus. And that we'll all be lined up on the wrong side of it. And possibly all get creamed by a passing Mack truck. Then we'll all end up in Twitardia heaven where there will be unlimited FSE and PE for everyone! And jawporn. There better be jawporn in heaven. - Suz

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  27. Too funny guys-as ever.

    Taking the piss out of the thing we love *Twi* is half the fun right. (my other half will agree)

    Cheers chaps
    -Corr

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  28. fuck it, if robward had a vagina id still be interested, i mean chicks arnt my thing, but robward is different! very different!

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  29. OMG! I almost pee'd my pants laughing so hard!! So sick...yet so much fun!

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  30. So currently i'm at work(obviously i'm working lol) and after seeing this i'm pretty sure every guest in the lobby of the hotel thinks i'm psychotic because I laughed so hard I snorted...Kudos Twitarded, Kudos

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  31. Eeeww - Gooshy Gash!

    Edward should really say to her
    "Bella close your legs because your breath smells".. haha

    :D

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  32. ROFLMAO.. we all need to laugh sometimes.. What better way to laugh than at something we love?

    Thrones are always a nice touch..

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