Sunday, September 27, 2009

Are You Playing "Just The Tip" With New Moon & Eclipse?

Are you game???

Question du jour: how far are you willing to go with New Moon and Eclipse? Are you a chaste, born-again TwiVirgin who isn't willing to watch ANY of footage from the upcoming films, officially-released or no, or are you a dirty whore "I want it all" kinda gal who will watch any and all available content be it on-set clips, stalkerazzi pics, or trailer mash-ups? Or maybe somewhere in between???

Some of you have noticed that here at Twitarded, we're a little...weird when it comes to what we're watching and what kinds of "spoilers" we're posting about the New Moon and Eclipse films. Randomly selective? Just outright unpredictable? Well, like most things we do, our choices here are based on a random combination of instant gratification and laziness. Truth be told, we haven't really figured out exactly where we stand on the whole spoilers thing, or how much we want to watch - or avoid watching - to ensure our utmost enjoyment both throughout the interminable days between now and premier night and on "The BIG DAY" itself.

With Twilight, it was easy for us. We had just finished the books - for the first time! - when the frenzy around the movie started to escape the blogosphere and hit magazines and other media outlets [er, or at least I am assuming - I wasn't aware of its existence at the time]. "Entertainment Weekly" was just starting their months-long love-affair with the film and the actors. Once it was out, we watched the official trailer over at the official Twilight website until our eyes bled and we could match the eerie opening music note for note and mouth the words throughout the whole thing "My family...we are not like others of our kind..." At the time, we had NO CLUE that if we'd looked around a little bit online, we'd have been able to find all sorts of on-set pics and spoilers. We were blissfully unaware.

Stuff I am glad I missed from the set of Twilight... [pre-The Treaty-sequence, I reckon]

Fast-forward to the filming of New Moon. At first, I was totally psyched that we were getting some new pics and info from the set! WHOOO!!! And then, something happened... It was New Moon overload! All we wanted was a little teaser - you know, a picture here, an update there, maybe the promise of a trailer - would that be asking too much??? Instead, we realized that you could practically paste the entire movie together with all the stills that are out there. It's like closing your eyes and leaning in for a kiss and then BAM! the next thing you know you have a dick in your mouth.

Don't get me wrong: I. Can't. WAIT!!! for New Moon to come out... But I've only watched the trailers, and haven't actively sought out other footage. I haven't went nuts with trying to avoid it; back when I realized the extent of the day-to-day on-set info that was available online and tried to shelter myself, I realized I was fighting a losing battle. Particularly for a Twilight blogger who follows a gazillion other Twilight bloggers. The day that that they filmed the "reunion" scene, I practically had to lock myself into a sensory deprivation tank to escape the melee. It was EVERYWHERE. I thought I could avoid it, but for fuck's sake, it was around every corner!! Any link that was sent to me brought me face-to-SQEEE! with Robward's chiseled (and possibly airbrushed but who cares) abs and naked torso/hips/happy-trail-to-THERE.

STY you little slut, you weren't looking at my happy trail, were you???

There was simply no avoiding it. I literally was catching up on news on the blogs I follow with one hand physically blocking the monitor, and even that wasn't foolproof - it was like the images burned through my hands... I was getting frustrated and Jenny Jerkface told me to get a grip and get over it already. Which I did. But I still don't watch the on-set footage when I can help it. But the trailers??? Bring it on! I'm a Twilight Just-the-Tipper. I just want a little bit. Just to see how it feels...

Speaking of New Moon spoilers, I'm not weird about ALL of them...
Image from HERE.


P.S. For the record, I never heard the phrase "just the tip" until I met you diiiirty gals. That's the kinda shit I love you chicks for! : )

67 comments:

  1. Bahahaha!! Pin my feet behind my ears cause I want it ALL!!! All crazy savage-like! Love you guys long time! XOXO

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  2. That's funny as hell..

    ahh yeah.. i try to be the "virgin".. nvere works.. like you guys. As a Twiblogger, you follow others.. and it's EVERYWHERE. there's no getting away from it.. aand when those pics of rob came out.. well it would be unnatural not to look ;)

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  3. I literally choked when I read this:

    "It's like closing your eyes and leaning in for a kiss and then BAM! the next thing you know you have a dick in your mouth."

    BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!

    The last NM spoiler I saw was the first trailer the night it was shown on the MTV Movie Awards. To me, the trailer showed too much. (Come on, not saving the wolf transition for the movie? who's idea was that?). I'm completely avoiding Eclipse spoilers at all. I'd just like, when I watch the movie, to not feel like I've seen the entire thing already.

    It hasn't been easy, especially when everyone and their brother started posting pictures of the Volturi. I haven't even watched the Comic Con panel videos.

    Come November 20th, though, I'll probably spend a straight week downloading every NM pic I can find and watching every interview/video. :)

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  4. As my name implies, I'm a true addict. I want it ALL. I want it NOW. I want it twice on Sundays!!!!! Call me a dirty Little whore if you must. I don't care-as long as I get my precious!!


    W/V: ingfic....haha readING the FIC, lovING the FIC, many possibilities.

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  6. Well - I read the books (in 4 days - some of which at work - hehehe) and saw Twilight MONTHS after it was released (ie. I pre-ordered the DVD the next day). So no spoilers for me for that one.

    With New Moon well - I started out all slutty and looking at every fucking picture that was out there. Hooking up with every trailer that existed. I squeed and gasped when I saw the reunion pics. But I've kinda stopped with the stills and set shots. I am still willing to get down and dirty with trailers though.

    So with Eclipse - I dunno. No firm policy (heh- firm - that's what SHE said). I`ve stopped going to news sites - so I`ve missed some set shots, etc. But with Eclipse, I think I`ll just watch the trailers, maybe a little, just to see how it feels.

    p.s. -deleted comment was moi. I have no editing skills until I hit publish, even though I preview. Fuck.

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  7. LMFAO: "It's like closing your eyes and leaning in for a kiss and then BAM! the next thing you know you have a dick in your mouth."

    i MUST find a way to work that into casual conversation in the near future.

    i jumped on the twilight bandwagon a bit late. i started reading the books AFTER the movie came out in theatres, but by the time the dvd was released, i was a twilight whore. i pretty much wanted all things twilight "all up in there", if ya know what i'm sezzin.

    with new moon, i started out pretty frenzied and hot and heavy, inhaling whatever blurry, out of focus set pics i could find, making loud and highly inappropriate noises while watching the trailers (for the 1st and 51st times).

    enter 'eclipse'. try as i may to fight the urge to back off and stop being such a twicum-guzzling whore, i cannot. i cannot stop the sickness.

    *backs away slowly*

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  8. p.s.

    @fragilelittlehuman *waves* I LOVE CW&IA!

    @twiswearstoofuckingmuch: ome. i love your screen name. bwahahaha.

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  9. p.p.s. (i swear i'm done after this)

    that comic is fucking FUNNAY.

    next time a friend (or a stranger) is going to come somewhere with me, when we get to the car i'm totally going to throw out, "get in the car loser. we're going sparkling!"

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  10. Yeaaaaaah...I gotta say..I would love to be "Just a Tip" girl, but fuck dude...I get that tip of goodness and then can't help but grab hold and take it all! It's too much not to "twicum guzzle it" as Yoga Ninja Mama says..Seriously! So yeah..Twi-Whore or whatever ya wanna call me, I want it all..It is only going to enhance my experience when I finally get to see New Moon, Eclipse, BD...It's the foreplay that counts, right? :)

    -Ash Nan Phillips

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  11. Hee hee. This is a fun game. I think I'll change my name to Twicrackwhore....or....
    Twiwasjustgoingforthekissbutgottadickinmymouth.....
    Whadda ya think?

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  12. ROTFLMFAO: "It's like closing your eyes and leaning in for a kiss and then BAM! the next thing you know you have a dick in your mouth."

    I was so NOT prepared for that at all. XD! That's some side holding lmao goodness right there. ;]

    But I'm a tip kind of girl. ;o I also hopped on the Twilight bandwagon late. I really didn't want to be a part of all the craziness surrounding it. But when my uncle gave me the book and I read it because I had no other book options, I was freaking hooked. I bought all the remaining books within a week and the movie like the next week. It took so long because of stupid bank troubles; plus, I was afraid the movie would ruin it (it didn't RUIN it, but it didn't help my love of the book, but nor did it lessen it.). And though I'm not a fan of the movie, it'd be a bold faced lie to say I wasn't pumped and ready to go see New Moon. Me and my posse of Twifanatics are amped to drive an hour away just to see the midnight showing. <3 Can't freaking wait! Longest wait EVER! ;.;

    Also, I thought that comic strip was hilarious! XD! Though I wasn't a fan of the werewolf jibe. ;[ I've recently decided I was more Team Jacob than Team Edward at this point, yet still remaining mostly a neutral Team Switzerland, so my title is now Team Switzer-Jacob. <3 That "we're going sparkling" line was gold. XD!

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  13. and TwiFixx, I'd SO go for the latter name! ;D!

    "Twiwasjustgoingforthekissbutgottadickinmymouth"...priceless! XD!

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  14. As I told you before I try to avoid spoiler. Like fragile little human I just saw the first trailer at the MTV awards, but when the Reunion scene pics came out it was too much, way too much.

    When you put that together, see every trailer you have seen the best scenes already. Don´t get me wrong I was a spoiler whore - I couldn´t get enough. But now I just stopped it.

    How to do that being a Twiblogger who follows tons of other blogs? Well, it is not that difficult, most of the times you see the headline and this tells you enough if it has spoilers or not. Well and then there are a few "safe" sites, from people who won´t post any spoilers, I put this list together. Still searching for sites to add there.

    Particularly hard days - on Twitter it was horror, are the days when a new trailer comes out. No fun, really no fun..

    But I just smell spoiler now , so it is becoming easier and easier.


    uhm my word verification is: pater ..??

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  15. No tip for me--I can't help but take it all in...I seriously cannot help it. I try not to look..no that is a lie...I try very hard to look. I think the only part I wish they had not revealed was the wolf transition--it would have been cool to save that as a surprise I think.

    I followed the entire making of Twilight too. I am kind of glad I did because I think it made the painful awkward parts slightly more bearable because my expectations were already quite low. This time my expectations are much, much higher so perhaps it could backfire but I will stick with my glass half full/tip deep in attitude and hope for the very best.

    Love the cartoon!

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  16. I'm a "just the tip" girl, for sure. That line, btw, is from the movie Wedding Crashers, and Vince Vaughn delivers it oh so perfectly. Can't believe you didn't know that, STY. That movie came out way before Twilight took over all of our lives! :) I stick to official trailers and photos. I don't like the stalkerazzi aspect of the leaked photos and the stars going about their daily lives. It started to make me feel dirty, and not in a good way. I don't even like looking at blogs that feature it heavily.

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  17. Um, yeah, I just spent most of the weekend glued to the computer reading The Submissive & The Dominant so it took a minute to connect penis analogies to spoilers and trailers. *shakes head to remove twi-smut visual* (On the bright side, my kid got caught up on all of her cartoon watching for a month.)

    Now that I got the drift, I admit I briefly tried to resist the call of the set shots and spoilers but now I'm a big old slut and I look at everything posted. Since I know how the books end I'm not worried about ruining it for me - except David Slade makes me nervous so I might start avoiding Eclipse stuff just for my peace of mind. And you know, to pretend I have a normal life again.

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  18. I find it interesting that so many bloggers are posting about spoilers lately... *ponderous expression*

    I'm gonna be frank here, just because I'm tired of holding my tongue. Plus, I know I am among friends, so there is no need to worry about how I "might" come across. =)

    I try to stay away from posting about being a so called "Twi-purest" anymore, because I feel weird and honestly I was a little tired of people either telling me I was crazy, that I should just give up and give in or believing I was lying. To be honest, I don't feel left out. And just because I don't view the trailers a 100 times doesn't mean I am less excited or as big of a fan as those who do.

    I LOVE Twilight, I LOVE New Moon and I want it to be the bestest experience possible. I'm selfish, the end.

    And honestly? There are plenty of ways to avoid so called spoilers and be an active productive part of the Twi-blog world. It's been 100 plus days since I made the choice to view nothing and I am still free of sparkling chests and Italy, along with the trailers, stills and so on, but have made a ton of new friends and support many bloggers who post spoilers.

    The greatest thing has been the help of my fellow bloggers and followers in respecting my wishes and alerting me to potential spoilers in their posts or that might be lurking on someone else page. A great example is Annie at The Danger Magnet and her changing how she posts. Truly, if anything, the last 100 plus days have proved to me what a great community we truly are.

    And I've learned that a person need not blog about spoilers or the latest gossip news to gain followers. Which shocked the hell out of me... But it also makes me insanely happy.

    I guess, in the end, I try to be involved with the community on my terms but also give back in the best ways I know how, while still remaining true to myself.

    Not viewing the so called spoilers has been AWESOME, I kid you not. And my excitement for this movie is triple what it was for Twilight and I viewed ALL the spoilers possible for that movie.

    I guess the proof will be in the pudding. And 50 something days from now I'll know if all this was worth it, but I wouldn't say it's a hassle. Super secret? All the leaked this, new trailer that, interview this, blah blah blah is super annoying to me at this point and doesn't tempt me a bit. Maybe it's the view from the outside looking in... I don't know. But it tempts me not. ;)

    Love you guys. Hope you "get" this.
    <3 Ang

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  19. I think I'm a closet whore. I'm new to the blogs and haven't seen anything with regards to Eclipse, but now that I've started reading I don't think I can stop. I'm contemplating on doing a search right now. I've only seen the New Moon trailer that was shown at the VMAs. But trailers and pics are like foreplay, right? It's the completed movie, all put together with all the special effects that will get me over the top. Not to mention RPatz on the big screen. But in the meantime-I guess I can still come with just the tip.

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  20. PMSL at this whole post! I laughed out loud at the kiss/dick in mouth comment too and loved the comic strip, and your photo captions as always.

    I love the trailers and my theory is that easing myself in gently (wtf? I've used that phrase hundreds of times but why does it become laden with connotations when I type it here??!) is the best strategy for me as I am seriously more than a little worried about having a full on episode when I go to watch the film in public.

    I'm not really too interested in publicity shots, although of course I save the Edward ones and ones of Jacob with his top off into my pics, Taylor Lautner needs to have his top off so I don't get distracted having to look at his face and disturbing myself with how young he is.

    All the other stuff that's out there, I'll look if I come across it but don't go looking for it.

    Ooh, one last point - might be a bit controversial - but I'm struggling to connect NM Edward with Twilight Edward from what I've seen, his style looks completely different and for some reason I keep thinking of Jason Priestly in his 90210 days when I see him :oS. Better than when I saw this pic of Jasper though, it's been bugging me for weeks who he reminds me of and then this weekend it's come to me - it's Frank Skinner. Probably not going to mean a thing to anyone not from the UK, he's a comedian over here, not really a flattering comparison for Jackson Rathbone http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l51/gemmah115/jasperfrank.jpg

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  21. Sorry, didn't fit the full pic link in: http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l51/gemmah115/jasperfrank.jpg

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  22. I will not only just the tip new moon, but i will also fellate the fucking hell out of it. Then I will ride that thing cowgirl style in theaters. Just to fluff it when it comes out on DVD.

    just watch me.

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  23. Sometimes it's hard for me because I don't mind seeing pics revealed from the set but a hundred of the same, is boring. I actually don't look at most posts if they are about the set. But I do love a good Rob video. So you see where I'm going with what interests me.

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  24. OH MY GAWD! The title - hilarious!!!

    God I wish I had more time to comment, but I'm already late for a staff meeting. If I get fired it's all your fault...not really. It's all Twilight's fault and Robwards sexiness!

    Favorite line of this blog: "It's like closing your eyes and leaning in for a kiss and then BAM! the next thing you know you have a dick in your mouth." Shit - that's a GREAT image!!!

    For me, I'd like to think I'm a "Just the tip" kinda gal, but once I get the tip...I have no willpower and I WANT IT ALL! It's like having one Oreo. F' that! I'll eat the whole damn package. I'm an indulgent Oreo Twilight slut.... and I'm so not ashamed!!

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  25. Since I already know the storyline, I don't have a problem with watching as many New Moon trailers there are - says a person who, otherwise, really hates spoilers. And that's my take on it. Not very interesting, I know *shrugs* :D

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  26. @yoga ninja mma - "a twicum-guzzling whore - hahaha!!! oh that's righ - we love you and all of your slatternly brethren... : )

    @smuttier than you - now there's a nice mental image - maybe you can get some tips on the feet-behind-the-ears thing from yoga ninja mama??? just a thought...

    @TwiFixx - you dirty little whore. lol! well, at least it would appear that you are in good company! And up that new name...it's a lot to wrap your mouth around (er, dirty dirty sounding now!)... : )

    @flutter - ok i read your comment and THEN read your name but i read it as "fluffer" initially instead of "flutter" - heh-heh! cracking up...

    @kori - "Switzer-Jacob, aye??? OK - we like it! But JJ and I are firmly Team Edward gals - sorry! Nothing against Jacob, necessarily, but Oh My Edward - there's just no competition for us!

    @Mrs. Vanquish - I can imagine it is hard on Twitter - and not following random links that might have spoilers - we try not to post too much stuff like that here, but we're not exactly spoiler-safe (I can't keep away from the images in the videos we use, it seems!) - hope you are bookmarking stuff to go back and check out after the movie releases in Germany (or are you headed to France???). I'll send you links - lol!

    @Cutie - I'm sure that your "pure" NM experience will be awesome! I don't think that anything I've seen will take away from the movie for me, but it would be cool to see it for the first time on the big screen. And of course there will always be other like-minded folks in the Twidom who you can share a spoiler-free build-up to the premier! I can't wait to see your post on 11/20 - if you can peel yourself away from the theater for long enough to blog about the experience, that is... Love ya' too! And we "get" it even if we're ok with "just the tip" ourselves... : )

    @suzspetals - oh i've been there! "the lost weekend" lol!

    @Honolulu Girl - mmmm... rob vid... yum! agreed - on-set stuff = meh, but i'll take some of the other goodies!

    @stan - agree about needing Taylor shirtless to distract from other things... although that seems so wrong now that i say it! and, um, yeah i totally see the jason priestly thing now that you mention it (thanks for that - lol!).

    @chiquitin517 - yes! ok i remember that now! i love VV and that movie... i guess there's just so little room in my brain for anything not related to Twilight... thankds for the reminder!

    @vitaminR70 - ugh - yeah i guess it could backfire on us - i hope not!!! if it does, i'll lead the torch-and-pitchfork bearing masses on the hunt for Chris Weitz! : )

    @Twiswearstoofuckingmuch - i've really only seen enough of eclipse stuff to be concerned about everyone's hair. again. lol! and I am the same way with comments fwiw - ALWAYS mess up something!

    @Batina - I still can't decide if I am glad that I sat out the day the reunion scene was filmed and the ensuing frenzy... I think so? Maybe? I mean, i have seen the pics now, but not every. single. second. of the filming, you know? we shall see on 11/20! I can't wait - squeee!!

    @fragielittlehuman - it would have been really cool to see the volturi for the first time on 11/20, but i'm glad i know what to expect - otherwise i'd probably be holding my breath for two straight hours or would pass out or something! not sure my heart could take it - lol...

    @Miss Shoe Box - yup, it is a slippery slope from "just the tip" to "omg you SLUT!" - I know all about it! glad we're all in this together, varying degrees of sluttiness be damned! : )

    @anon - if you ARE watching, go to YouTube and watch the 6+ minute trailer mash-up - it's to DIE for!! or it's posted here somewhere - last weekend, i think?? maybe...

    Later, ladies!!

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  27. @Jelena - makes sense - I don't usually watch the trailers of movies I plan on seeing - let alone watching them over and over and over - but I DO love watching the NM trailer! in fact all this talk makes me want to go watch again right now - yay!

    @Twichotic - oreos, potato chips, NM footage - it's all good even when you go a little overboard, right? right??? gah!

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  28. Okay Snarky - I we's gonna be lovers, there are a few things you needa unnastand 'bout me:

    1) I am 43, had three babies run down the pipeline and have a freaking prolapsed bladder. Posting shit that starts with "Just the Tip" so that's the first thing I read when perched at my PC in the office, trying not to spill my damned coffee is just un-acc-fucking-cepptable.

    2) I'm a total whore. Tip, length, base, balls...this Mama wants it all.

    Mama Cougar

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  29. I like to say that I am a born again twivirgin or that I have reclaimed my twiginity, but of course I did that after seeing fottage from the set of Bella riding the motorcycle and the first trailer. So yeah, a bit of a hypocrite, but I just want to enjoy New Moon they way I enjoyed Twilight...yelling about how "that wasn't in the book." I have begun having nightmares that the movie is going to be crap, so to say that I am anxious about the movie is a bit of an understatement. I figure I will expect the worst so as not to be disappointed.

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  30. Definitely a 'just the tip' girl. I'll watch the trailers, but I don't look at the set pics. That's really hard (hehe, fuck I'm getting such a dirty mind from hanging out here) for me cos I have an addictive personality. But I've been a good girl, and the tip really is enough for me. Right now. I'm waiting for the movie to just ram it in there...;)
    p.s. Love the caroon.

    @stan: Frank Skinner?! Ewwwwww, I'll never be able to look at Jacksper the same way again!

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  31. i almost feel like you wrote this post just for me. i never saw all those behind the scene twilight pictures either. but it was because like you i didnt know about twilight... actually i didnt even read the book until the movie was already out. i only saw the trailer on tv and at the theaters because before the day after christmas 2008 when i read all of twilight in one day i was one of those people who didnt get it. i was so lost back then and i didnt even know it.

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  32. @STY, I'd apologise for the Jaosn Priestly thing, but TBH, if I've got to have my Edward marred by figures from my youth then I don;t see why everyone else shouldn't too ;o)

    @Banshee713, it's only that one pic that reminds me of him thankfully, and I can only feel relief because it's been bugging me for so many weeks!

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  33. I hate to admit this but it took me far too long to figure out what "just the tip" meant. When it comes to anything Rob I NEED it all and more.
    @TwiFixx-I prefer: Twiwasjustgoingforthekissbutgottadickinmymouth :D
    Now that's going to be rambling around in my head allll day!

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  34. I'm very much a "just the tip" and like you will only watch the official stuff, but my daughter has warned me to not watch the last seven seconds of the trailer because of naked Edward. I will NOT, if at all possible, let myself take a good look at that, because I want to see that beautiful angsty nakedness for the first time on the big screen. That is the ONLY spoiler I want to avoid at all costs, and it is genuinely impossible to do. Some bloggers have the damn thing as part of the banner for fuck's sake. I think it's huge rude. I literally will sit there with my hand on the screen blocking out the image, so that I can read, because I am admittedly such a junkie that I'll go hunting the blogs (largely thanks to your links on the side) and read them, because I am likewise insatiable when it comes to checking the pics and fanfic updates and all that other crap. Hey, I never said Twilight did anything other than make me insane and conflicted, my behavior online is only more evidence of that. So I won't watch anything unless it's official, but I die if I don't get some Twilight or Robward fix a day. Love love LOVE your blog and you two make me really super happy, truly. So thanks.

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  35. Okay you dirrrty whoreflaps, my online conversion is thoroughly complete. I am no longer recognizable AT ALL to my RL persona. In the event of my death, you will take remote access to my computers and delete my accounts, right, ?? Oh and all the fanfic crap on my hardrive too? Get some geeky tech guy on retainer for that shit, would you?

    TwiFixx signing off......waves g'bye......(unless I am suddenly overcome by the ridiculousness of my new name in which case TwiFixx will quietly reappear all chagrinned
    and red-faced.) Bye.

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  36. Kori/ Team Switzer-JacobSeptember 28, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    @STY- oh I'm sure most people here are totally Team Edward. There's no problem with that. =] I can't even say WHY I'm more Team Jacob, but I am, ya know? Well, maybe not. XD! But I guess it's like my Twifriend said to me yesterday: of course everyone loves Edward; he's god-like. That higher image that you can't help but to adore and awe. But Jacob is more human, can be related to more. Guess that's where the stronger attraction comes from, but I really couldn't say. =o

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  37. I'm a dirty whore. I need it like my fucking life depends on it.

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  38. Holy shit on a stick that was funny.

    I'm totally a just the tip kinda girl...

    just for a second...

    just to see how it feels.

    I'm not gonna lie,I dabble, but I'm not a-janky-itch-till-I-bleed-needing-my-next- fix-so-badly-I-am-buying-it-from-the crustiest-psuher-on-the-corner- kind of addicted....yet.

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  39. @ TwiFixx er or TwiwasgoinginforthekisswhenIgotadickinmymouth - hahaha!!!!! ome you are too funny! if all that turns out to be too much of a mouthful [heh-heh] you can always go back but that's effing funny right there!

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  41. "It's like closing your eyes and leaning in for a kiss and then BAM! the next thing you know you have a dick in your mouth."

    Fucking priceless. The end.

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  42. STY-did you really just goad me with this name possibly being too much of a mouthful? Ha. Okay. I'm ready to man up, er woMAN up and take the WHOLE thing. Not just the tip. No, never just the tip.

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  43. STY: I read all your posts and just skip the ones where it´s obvious spoilerish stuff inside. I´ll see it in Germany November 22, just two days later. My big plans of seeing it with my BFF in NYC just didn´t worked out since she can´t come with me. Otherwise I would have been in NYC November, 20 midnight in a random theatre and see NM. Still pissed that it didn´t worked out. So just two days of Internet ban for me...

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  44. I am somewhere in between just the tip and the whole thing! I don't really like looking at stills from shooting but I LOVE trailers and updates and what not. Oh and playing the game just the tip is hilarious! I can't believe you had never heard that...I think the first time I heard that line with on a Martin Lawrence comedy special

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  45. If I was expecting a kiss and got a mouthful of dick, that guy would be missing a dick. Just sayin'

    I'm too obsessed with Rob to give a fuck about the movie. If a spoiler means Rob, I'm all over it.

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  46. @Rob's Bitch - It all depends on the dick really... if I was expecting a kiss from, let's say, Rob, and I got a mouthful of dick, I think that would be a fucking bonus! Just sayin'...

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  47. @Latchkey Wife - ok, point taken. It would have to be a dick I really want!

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  48. @Rob's Bitch - And seriously, who DOESN'T want Rob's dick?? I know I wouldn't spit it out... (sorry, I must have my dirty whore hat on today... or everyday! LOL!)

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  49. @Latchkey Wife - HA! Yes, that is one desired dick.

    Poor widdle sparkle peen could never keep up with the demand.

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  50. @Rob's Bitch - LOL! Holy shit that is so true. That's one popular dick!

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  51. LMFAO - you guys are too hysterical!! I'll admit... I'm a twiwhore with absolutely no self control when it comes to anything Twilight related. On a possibly related note, our IT guy was in the office today and when he left he told me to "watch out for vampires." I laughed and then it dawned on me... do you suppose he said that because of the RPatz calendar and Twitarded button on my wall or (gasp!!) he knows what I've been reading??!!!

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  52. I have no idea where I fall in the spectrum. I dig watching trailers, but only a few times, and I'm not really even interested in set stills, so does that make me a tip girl? I'm think more of a "gets off completely with oral"- just sayin'. ;-)

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  53. I am amazed an in awe of you "just the tip" ladies. I don't know how you do it. Besides, an ex-boyfriend used that line with me many years ago and I found out fast the WHOLE FUCKING THING is so much better!!! Bring it Rob. All of it. Many times a day.

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  54. what a delicious post..It may have been a "just the Tip"post but i'm satisfied- totally..and keeps me coming back for more!

    I'm with Rob's Bitch (sounds like a good Tee-shirt, eh?). I'm too obsessed with Rob to give a fuck about the movie. If a spoiler means Rob, I'm all over it.

    but I'll tell ya how i feel when I see New Moon..did all the spoilers spoil it for me? soon precious soon!

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  55. ALL day today I'd open up my email to read more comments I'd gasp at, then laugh my ass off!

    @Abigail - your "I think I'm more of a "gets off completely with oral" girl." made me gasp the loudest!! Hilarious!

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  56. @yoga ninja mom - the comment section of this post is the origin of my name. http://tinyurl.com/blogops

    @TwiwasgoinginforthekisswhenIgotdickinmymouth - Twi-wgiftkwigdimm for short?

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  57. Dude, I want the whole thing. Give it to me! I'm a dirty, dirty whore for spoilers!

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  58. Okay, I admit it, I did have a look at the reunion scene stills. But come on we're talkin topless Robward here, with the happy trail and everything...*swoon* It would take a stronger woman than me to resist such temptation. The rest I can wait for, like a good virtuous girl *polishes halo*

    @stan: It's the eyes isn't it? I haven't seen that pic, but I bet that's it.

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  59. You are all a bunch of dirty, dirty whores and I love each and every one of you for it! I'm a give it to me hard and fast kinda girl! Oh, I mean, I watch whatever I can find, although I don't really go looking! Yeah, that's what I meant!

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  60. @twiswearstoofuckingmuch-yeah okay, my new name doesn't lend itself well to acryonyms. Sorry, that's just kind of rude of me. I was thinking of something along the lines of the artist formerly known as prince (dating myself much?). So how's this:

    F formerly
    K known
    A as
    T twiFixx

    Maybe easier to remember as F-Kat. I like it cuz it sounds sorta dirty, but it's totally not! ;)

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  61. omg WHERE did that comic strip come from? i cannot. stop. laughing.

    i was a whore. then i started writing a FF...and now i'm addicted to THAT story and can't stop writing. i don't read shit anymore. i even managed to fall behind on twitarded by 3 days. like, whoa.

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  62. Sorry for commenting late, but I was lost in fan fiction the last two days (damn, since your ff.blog a month ago I feel like be glued to my computer).
    I feel a little sentimental when I think about seeing the Twilight movie first time, it was kind of virginal, I had only read the first book, never saw a trailer, didn´t even know about the whole internet stuff. But with my increasing obsession i became greedy for all information I can get. Now I decided to slow down a little. I watched the new trailer only a few times and I try to skip over set pics. Of course all will become worse on Nov. 20th because here in Austria the film will start one week later (and we have to be glad about this, the original release date was Jan.7th but the film distributers had do change the date because of massive fan-intervention, sometimes I´m really proud of Twi-fandom)

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  63. STY-did you really just goad me with this name possibly being too much of a mouthful? Ha. Okay. I'm ready to man up, er woMAN up and take the WHOLE thing. Not just the tip. No, never just the tip.

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  64. Holy shit on a stick that was funny.

    I'm totally a just the tip kinda girl...

    just for a second...

    just to see how it feels.

    I'm not gonna lie,I dabble, but I'm not a-janky-itch-till-I-bleed-needing-my-next- fix-so-badly-I-am-buying-it-from-the crustiest-psuher-on-the-corner- kind of addicted....yet.

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  65. "It's like closing your eyes and leaning in for a kiss and then BAM! the next thing you know you have a dick in your mouth."

    Fucking priceless. The end.

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  66. I hate to admit this but it took me far too long to figure out what "just the tip" meant. When it comes to anything Rob I NEED it all and more.
    @TwiFixx-I prefer: Twiwasjustgoingforthekissbutgottadickinmymouth :D
    Now that's going to be rambling around in my head allll day!

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  67. @yoga ninja mma - "a twicum-guzzling whore - hahaha!!! oh that's righ - we love you and all of your slatternly brethren... : )

    @smuttier than you - now there's a nice mental image - maybe you can get some tips on the feet-behind-the-ears thing from yoga ninja mama??? just a thought...

    @TwiFixx - you dirty little whore. lol! well, at least it would appear that you are in good company! And up that new name...it's a lot to wrap your mouth around (er, dirty dirty sounding now!)... : )

    @flutter - ok i read your comment and THEN read your name but i read it as "fluffer" initially instead of "flutter" - heh-heh! cracking up...

    @kori - "Switzer-Jacob, aye??? OK - we like it! But JJ and I are firmly Team Edward gals - sorry! Nothing against Jacob, necessarily, but Oh My Edward - there's just no competition for us!

    @Mrs. Vanquish - I can imagine it is hard on Twitter - and not following random links that might have spoilers - we try not to post too much stuff like that here, but we're not exactly spoiler-safe (I can't keep away from the images in the videos we use, it seems!) - hope you are bookmarking stuff to go back and check out after the movie releases in Germany (or are you headed to France???). I'll send you links - lol!

    @Cutie - I'm sure that your "pure" NM experience will be awesome! I don't think that anything I've seen will take away from the movie for me, but it would be cool to see it for the first time on the big screen. And of course there will always be other like-minded folks in the Twidom who you can share a spoiler-free build-up to the premier! I can't wait to see your post on 11/20 - if you can peel yourself away from the theater for long enough to blog about the experience, that is... Love ya' too! And we "get" it even if we're ok with "just the tip" ourselves... : )

    @suzspetals - oh i've been there! "the lost weekend" lol!

    @Honolulu Girl - mmmm... rob vid... yum! agreed - on-set stuff = meh, but i'll take some of the other goodies!

    @stan - agree about needing Taylor shirtless to distract from other things... although that seems so wrong now that i say it! and, um, yeah i totally see the jason priestly thing now that you mention it (thanks for that - lol!).

    @chiquitin517 - yes! ok i remember that now! i love VV and that movie... i guess there's just so little room in my brain for anything not related to Twilight... thankds for the reminder!

    @vitaminR70 - ugh - yeah i guess it could backfire on us - i hope not!!! if it does, i'll lead the torch-and-pitchfork bearing masses on the hunt for Chris Weitz! : )

    @Twiswearstoofuckingmuch - i've really only seen enough of eclipse stuff to be concerned about everyone's hair. again. lol! and I am the same way with comments fwiw - ALWAYS mess up something!

    @Batina - I still can't decide if I am glad that I sat out the day the reunion scene was filmed and the ensuing frenzy... I think so? Maybe? I mean, i have seen the pics now, but not every. single. second. of the filming, you know? we shall see on 11/20! I can't wait - squeee!!

    @fragielittlehuman - it would have been really cool to see the volturi for the first time on 11/20, but i'm glad i know what to expect - otherwise i'd probably be holding my breath for two straight hours or would pass out or something! not sure my heart could take it - lol...

    @Miss Shoe Box - yup, it is a slippery slope from "just the tip" to "omg you SLUT!" - I know all about it! glad we're all in this together, varying degrees of sluttiness be damned! : )

    @anon - if you ARE watching, go to YouTube and watch the 6+ minute trailer mash-up - it's to DIE for!! or it's posted here somewhere - last weekend, i think?? maybe...

    Later, ladies!!

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