JJ had actually already started a post called "Can't Top This" -
I'm sitting here trying to think of something witty to say and... nothing. I mean, all I can think about is OPattz and those ridiculous pictures and I suddenly feel like I have performance anxiety.I can't top that shizz. I don't have game.
And I totally get it... For better or for worse, we're almost always on the same page when it comes to stuff like this! But then I remembered that back before my memory was erased by some of the hottest pics of Robert Pattinson to ever be [temporarily] splashed across the blogosphere, I had come across a spiffy Twilight blog called RobMusement. It's funny, dirty, and there's a lot of cursing. Naturally, we felt right at home! While checking it out, I made my way to their "Rob Glossary." And it's hysterical. I know some of you have already seen this, but when I find something this clever that someone obviously put a lot of time and effort into creating, I can't help but spread the word!
Here are a few choice entries; you can check the entire thing out HERE (and I highly recommend that you take a look around while you're there!) -
Glossary of Rob by RobMusement
Amen-A word used to relay that we are all agree on a specific aspect of Rob, such as, “May a belt never find its way into Mr. Pattinson’s wardrobe. Amen & Amen.
Beardward-pictures from a Twilight photoshoot for the Times.
Beardward (aka "Scruffy Rob") is one of JJ's fave Robward looks...
Buttonfly- What I wouldn’t give to be able to rip those buttons off and get to the wonderful Pattinson present that is behind those brass buttons….Amen! Vid made be RobsButtonsBabe.
Den of Sin-refers to Rob’s autograph, “You are welcome in my den of sin.”
Lips- The gates to heaven.
Nikes-An American shoe company that makes athletic wear that includes shoes, shirts, shorts, etc. Their logo is a checkmark and their motto is “JUST DO IT.” Yes Rob, just do me…I mean it. No, no, I definitely mean me.
Oral fixation-used to explain the glazed over look in a woman’s eyes when Rob puts anything in his mouth.
Go check out the rest!
Hopefully JJ and I will score some Twiblogger Viagra and we'll get over the [gulp] limp-dick performance issue thing we both seem to have going on at the moment! Could someone please just tell us that it's fine, and it happens to everyone??? No??? Dammit.