Friday, September 11, 2009

Holy Crap - The NEW New Moon Trailer!!! *THUD*

I admit it I am weak and while I would generally wait until I get together with Jenny Jerkface to watch stuff like this [and yes, this takes willpower like you wouldn't believe!], well, that bitch is out of town and staying at the freaking Bates Motel or something like that and I can't get in touch with her... (Sorry darling - I love youuuu!!!) Damn it, I am only human and I knew this was only going to last about thirty seconds on YouTube (I think it was pulled after 29.5, actually).

But never fear, people know how to work around stuff like that! Not me; other people... If you don't want to wait until Sunday night when the play this during the VMAs, then navigate your hotly anticipating little self on over to The TwiScoop's Facebook page. And I am sorry, if you don't have Facebook and find that you can't access her page without it...just SIGN UP ALREADY! 'Cause otherwise I can't help ya' - and believe me, you want to see this. You must see this! It's SPECTACULAR!!! Go now - might not last for long...

Someone commented on Twitter that they would gladly add extra money to their New Moon ticket if Chris Weitz would re-make Twilight... After watching this trailer, sign me up! Take my money, puh-lease!!!

Clicky the pic to watch the best NM trailer ev-ah! And then come on back and tell us all what you think! I want to discuss then watch then watch again then discuss...

P.S. Sorry if this is riddled with typos - I am all hopped up and a tad shaky! Whew...

P.P.S.
Check this out - thanks for the tip Cheryl!!!

100 comments:

  1. go-go-GO click like the wind!!! SO fucking worth it I can't even STAND it!!! I even love the wolves - no more Rabid Lassie - YAY!!!!

    : )

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  2. oh, oh goodness. That was the best 2 minutes of my life thus far.... seeing how much I could see of him... Lord I have loved you and JJ before this, but STY you now are a goddess of such proportions. May you and Twiscoop forever be blessed. I have to go watch again... and again...

    word: naxedowl - as is, this is what would come out of my mouth if I attempted to say one single sentence...

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  3. OH MY GOD! Just saw it!! LOVE IT!!! Perfect!!

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  4. thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    that was friggenawesomeness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i.am.died.

    im hyperventalating.
    i got a bit distracted on the way up to the computer lab at work by a hottie in the or. hooooootay.

    omg it was soooooooooooooo amazing.
    i linked my fb people up too!!!!!!!
    yays!!!

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  5. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. I got so excited watching that I almost cried.

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  6. I think I killed the last hour or so doing nothing but watching and posting this and my heart is STILL all "ker-THUD-ker-THUD-ker-THUD"!

    I hope Mr. Snarky gets home soon or I may pass out - lol!

    Don't forget to enlarge the screen when you watch/full-screen - woot!!!

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  7. Is this even fair of them to do to us?!?! This wait is worse than anything Bella went through, I swear.

    And what's up with that poster? Edward looks like his regular sized head was perched atop a shruken version of his body, and his right and left hands are of various sizes too. It's a very awkward poster, I must say.

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  8. 5 times ALREADY! I'm texting my Twipals to make sure they see this before it gets pulled off.

    God - I'm just so happy. The acting, the look, the feel,... it just looks a gazillion times better than Twilight! I just can't wait to actually LOVE the movie because it's actually a good movie, not just because it's Twilight... you know what I mean?? Yay for the Weitz!!!!

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  9. **poof*thud*dead***.....I can't breathe! That was so intense! OMG, just when I thought I had this under control........!!!! THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOO much!!

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  10. this is insane. this is a movie. a movie TRAILER! and I'm sitting here shaking and getting chills and spazzing the fuck out.

    Chris Weitz is officially my hero. everything just looks brilliant. the way Edward's face fades in the water... GAH! and Bella screaming. I can't take it. I love it all! I'm gonna go watch it again... ok bye!

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  11. I was literally squeeing the place down. I had my brother come in and tell me to shut the hell up because he was trying to sleep.
    And I agree on the fact of the wolves! YAY CHRIS WEITZ! I LOVE YOU!
    And take my god damn money! I so wanna watch Twilight re-made with Chris Weitz directing!!!

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  12. I snuck into Sorority Row twice to see (and record) this trailer. I freaked out both times (I admit, there were a few tears involved).

    My reaction here.

    After a few key people see it, I'll probably make the vids public again on YouTube. (Yea vids, I saw it twice right?)

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  13. This trailer is awesome, it's like a mini movie! I'm in the remake Twilight camp. Please, CW?! I want to be able to come out of the Twi-closet. Nope, guess I'll just have to lurk around here with the other Twitards. This is my first signed post, so hi guys!

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  14. Bless you Twitarded...Bless you... I should have come here first...everyone else has had their links taken down by 'the man'... I knew you wouldn't let me down...

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  15. @SharonMacross - SO jealous that you got to watch on the big screen!!! I think I would have passed out, for reals...

    : )

    If this movie doesn't live up to the trailer, I will hunt people down... Let's all pause to remember how fantastic the Twilight trailer was... crosses fingers, self, knock on wood, kisses lucky rabbit's foot, um... what else?

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  16. I cried! This is so awesome! Chris Weitz rules! I can't wait!

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  17. @STY I was pretty close to passing out. I have frantic texts and one voice mail message of me completely loosing my shit. I know I'm going to hear about it at work (whom I texted on my day off).

    Can you imagine what they're going to show Sunday night?! Extended? Really? More shirtless Robward plz!

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  19. I could tell that post was made quickly. I think I could hear you Squeeing through it. I've watched it 6 times now and I'm starting to wonder if they put ALL that in, even Bella's screaming nightmares then what exactly did they cut (if anything)? Lovin' it! Gotta go watch it again! Love ya STY

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  20. OMG, OMG, OMG! FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!!!

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  21. Holy FUCKITY FUCK FUCK! My heart is pounding so hard right now. If I had a time machine, I'd dial it to 11/20 RIGHT NOW. I think Chris Weitz may be my fucking hero!

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  22. I feel like the post should have been just "STOP READING NOW AND GO WATCH THIS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!! SQUEEEE!!!"

    I am such an enabler... Have I always been like this???

    : )

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  23. @Latchkey Wife - build the time machine & take us with you PLEEAASSEEE!!! I want to go to there NOW! I may need to be put into a medically induced coma until the 18th or so or else I could keel over at some point!!

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  24. @Randomly G-Licious - wow - you ARE perceptive! I definitely "Squeee"ed through the whole thing!! I am a terrible typist - just ask JJ; she always wants to push me out of the way 'cause she is lightening fast and I am pokey - and I must have typed half the words wrong the first go-'round - thank goodness for spell check or it would read "k;ohasdjlbhgljkasldg;jahdga!!!"

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  25. Soooo, pretty sure I just died. The husband thinks I'm insane, the kids are laughing at me and quite frankly I don't give a fat rats ass! November 20th can't get here soon enough!!!

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  26. so i have watched the trailer now 8 times in two different languages and every time i freak out. when bella was screaming in her sleep my heart felt like it was being ripped to pieces! seeing it on the big screen is going to be unbearable. robward looks damn fine as always. though i wanted to drop some bows when i saw him getting beat up at the end. i mean i know it happens but ughh no one should hurt my edward like that!! ::sigh:: off to watch it again. :]

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  27. Don't you feel like all underground today. OMG, I've been cracking up at Twitter. From the Volvo Conspiracy to the leaked New Moon trailer. It's like we're all a secret society spreading information through code, hidden doors and passwords. LOVE IT. Thank you @TwiScoop!!!

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  28. @LKW-Love the 'Holy fuckity fuck fuck' comment--I may need to adopt that.

    So, I have been on a self-imposed computer ban today because my family is hosting a big party tomorrow and I have soooooo much to do. This afternoon I decided, you know, to just take a quick look. Perfect timing it was.....holy freakin' crap. My heart has been pounding and a dangerous pace for a woman of my years since watching this. When Bella is in the ocean? Jacob's arm grabbing her and Edward's image evaporating away? Pure fucking Chris Weitz brilliance.

    Thank you to all you Twitards that squeed with me today--I think I would have lost it without you.

    Team Weitz! Team Weitz!
    CWeitz! CWeitz!

    Oh, and I would double the price of my tickets (yes, I will be seeing this multiple time in the theater) to have CWeitz re-make Twilight. Are you kidding me?

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  29. *ehem* OME!!! OH MY FUCKING GAWD! THIS IS SO AWSOME I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS!!!! that was so great. i had been rabid about new moon. but now im about to piss my pants with excitement. also did bella pimp slap a wolf twards the end?! all 'bitch where my money?' and such
    ~TORY

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  30. HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

    when Edward said hes never wanted anyones blood so badly.....now i know what he means ive NEVER wanted to see a movie soo badly!

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  31. @VitaminR70 - omg I forgot you have that big shindig tomorrow!!! oh crap that must be tough!!! hang in there!

    : )

    @Honolulu Girl - you're right - it does feel all covert & exciting like that!!! I keep going and re-trying that link in the post because I am afraid it is gonna go POOF!! and be gone... Better go check again!!!

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  32. I am so EXCITED! Oh man, I cannot wait to see this. It looks beyond amazing!

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  33. I am late to the Twi game so I can't compare 1 vs NM trailerwise but I love CWeitz previous work so I am definitely glad that it seems to be just as beautiful and emotional as the book. Do we have a length on the movie yet? At least 2 hours I hope.

    The trailer does what it is meant for: making me have to see the movie a couple of times to notice everything.

    He has my vote to do BD (am I the only one hoping for a loooong movie and hell, R rating?)

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  34. The trailer is awesome! I am super psyched and I was actually squeeing (I don't squee. I pretty much idle at irritation occasionally revving up to rage).

    I do need to point out the scene where Bella is supposedly having a nightmare. Her screaming sounds more like she's giving birth. That's not supposed to happen until Breaking Dawn right? Maybe she just needs to fart.

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  35. WOW! that looks more than promising! I think I'll live inside the movie theater for the first week of its release. living off of popcorn and milk duds...

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  36. I actually have a bite mark on my hand! Why do I have a bite mark on my hand, umm well I guess I stuck my hand in my mouth to ... maybe try and control my squeeing? Hell if I know!
    But my goodness when Bella gets pulled out of the water and Edwards dissolves! TISSUES!

    I hate waiting!
    And yes I glade make a donation to the "Chris Weitz To Remake Twilight" Campaign

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  37. @STY--Thanks my friend. Hanging in there. The trailer gave me a good adrenaline boost this afternoon!

    Um, just watched the trailer two more times and must channel LKW and go with a Holy Fuckity Fuck Fuck am I ever excited for this movie! I want my tickets and I want them NOW!

    CWEITZ! CWEITZ! CWEITZ! CWEITZ! I want to give that man a big sloppy kiss right now.

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  38. I think that KStew only has one scream that she does - it's the same every time - "SCREEEEEE!!! I'm having a nightmare!!!" is the exact same sound as "SCREEEEE!!! A vampire just BIT ME!!!" - no offense to anyone, but some of the acting in the movies sucks... But I can't wait!!!

    : )

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  39. this is why i love mozilla firefox and download helper.

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  40. I have have no words ...it is incredibly good ...love it ..can't wait to Nov ...hats of to Chris Weits ..

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  41. There's another video of the trailer with the ending... I think the one on TwiScoops gets cut off right when you see the title... There's more after it with Jane saying "this may hurt a little" and you see Edward get slammed into the marble steps... pretty damn GREAT!!! It's here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2xa_JU995s&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Frobpattinson.blogspot.com%2F&feature=player_embedded

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  42. OME!!! THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!
    I'm just commenting now because I've spent the last 15 minutes watching it over and over and over again, and forwarding it to all my twi friends!

    Second (third, whatever) that the action looks better, the acting looks better, the wolves look better, I SO HOPE that the movie lives up to the trailer. If it does, it's going to be AMAZING!!!

    Now I know how Bella feels when she decides she wants to be changed and Edward keeps telling her to wait!!!

    I vote CW gets BD!!! (although I heard that the producer hinted in an article that CH might get it ...)

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  43. HOLY SHIZNITS!!!!!!! I so so so so so so so glad that I checked your blog (even if it was in the middle of a 9/11 special). OMC!

    November 20th can't come soon enough.

    Gotta run must watch this trailer in a continuous loop for the next several hours.

    Thank you girl for making my weekend. Not that you lady's haven't in the past.

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  44. @Cheryl THANK YOU! That link was AMAZING.

    I want to see this movie Now. >_<

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  45. I may have bitched about this before, but sometimes I fucking hate living in the country!! It took almost half an hour for this trailer to load because of my oh-so-shitty connection. Not that it wasn't worth the wait, mind you ;) Shirtless Robward...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ and holy crap, those jeans were low! Makes you think, "Just a little lower" like some obsessed perv. Which I probably am by now, come to think of it.

    And, yeah New Moon looks like it'll be better quality than Twilight, but don't be so hard on Catherine Hardwicke. She was working on a really tight budget, and I think she did a decent job, all things considered. I still might join the Weitz re-make bandwagon if the movie lives up to that trailer though...

    Thanks for the link STY! Way to stick it to the man!

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  46. I. Am. Died. That was freaking better than I could have hoped for!!!! I am completely speechless. I've watched it four times, giggling like a school girl, and it gets better every time. How is that possible??

    I don't know how you managed to type three paragraphs STY. I'll admit, I haven't actually read it all the way thru. Have I thanked you yet? Cuz Fucking. Thank. You. You, STY are fucking amazing.

    I have to watch that again.

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  47. Wow! Just Wow! I have watched it 4 times already!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
    Fanpire in TN

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  48. Fuck. Holy. Fuck.
    I can barely breath!

    Thanks STY! Although, I now have to convince my husband I'm not insane.

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  49. My word verif is "ditio" so ditto to everything y'all have said so far. A few specifics... I have to agree with STY (from Twitter I think?) about the "make-up'd abs". Don't care don't care...I just like looking at the results. :D. I never would have thought a pasty white, thin body could be so enticing, and yet, inexplicably-it is! I did not imagine Bella's screaming to sound like THAT. I guess I pictured her thrashing about in a nightmare and waking up with a scream, as opposed to the AAAAHHHHH...AAA....AAAGHHHHHHHHH (gulp)(take a breath)..AAAAHHH type of giving-childbirth type of scream. But whatev. Wouldn't be the first time I disagreed with KStew's interpretation. The effects looked AMAZING. I can't wait!

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  50. Haha i just made every single person in my house watch it separately with me, this movie is going to be incredible, i have never so excited in my life!!! 68 days!

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  51. Ooops that's was supposed to be never been so excited, haha can't even write, the people i just sent messages too about this are not going to understand a word i said haha

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  52. Had a totally crappy day--sick kids, 9/11 special on History channel bummed me out. But now I can go to bed a happy woman :)

    Great trailer. I want to win the lottery and hand the $ over to CW to remake Twilight. They had better not hand over BD to CH; I don't care how little $ she had, she and the screen writer ruined Twilight (meadow scene people!!) Personally I didn't like KStew's nightmare scream-- I know I could do better and what is up with the Volvo?!?

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  53. holy crap

    holy CRAP

    HOLY MUTHERFUCKIN CRAP!!!

    that was amazing

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  54. Holy shit. I just got home from a 14 hour day at work, and that was exactly what I needed! Thank you STY for ending my day with this. I can't wait for Nov 20, it's not coming soon enough!!

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  55. So I came down with a massive head cold in a matter of a few hour while I was at work. I went home to take some drugs and sleep it off, 2.5 hours later I check my phone and there's about 225 tweets on uber twitter...which is a lot in that short period of time... so I scrolled through and everyone was going twitarded because of one thing... NEW New Moon trailer! OMGz! Must get to computer NOW!

    Seriously this is so freakin awesome and I can't wait for the Volturi and the Wolf pack! And did you see how Bella was next to Edwards "ghost" under the water and when she was pulled out her hand ran through him causing his image to blend into the water...holy fuck awesome! Why isn't it 11/20/09 yet!!?!?!

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  56. oh. my. fucking. god. i watched the shorter one that was cut off with the screaming at work at 4:45 just before i was about to leave and almost passed out because i was trying so hard to keep from squealing outloud. then i watched it again when i got home forcing my best friends boyfriend to watch ti with me and then watched it 3 more times with my roomates when they got home from work AND THEN i come here and find the longer, none squeal version. FUCK ME. seriously im probably gonna die from the excitement. i feel my blood pressure rising from the utter hotness and excitement combined. its gonna be a twilight OD in my bedroom soon. i wanna worship at the chris weitz alter for doing good by this story. holy god.

    word verification: dognal.... what jacob wished he got to do with bella. lols.

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  57. what was that word u just used .... uh yah HOLY CRAP!!!!

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  58. Holy bananas!!!!! Thank you Chris Weitz!!!! That was amazing and it looks like he actually followed the book! I.AM.DIED. (forced by SO to breathe)

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  59. WOW! So awesome. Quality looks so much better than Twilight! I am speechless and a little breathless right now! Thanks so much for posting!!!!! BTW... is it Nov yet?!

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  60. HOLY.FUCKING.HELL.

    That was so many different kinds of awesome, I don't know how to describe it properly! I just watched it 5 times straight to start with and am hyperventilating pretty badly!

    I had already decided to take the day off work on 27 November - that's when it starts here in South Africa - and now I'm talking out loud to myself like a madwoman, going "Yes, yes, I will go to the first show at 9AM then I will get lunch & watch the next showing immediately after! Yes, yes, this is a good plan! Must watch trailer again! Is watching it 3 times in one day overkill?! I don't know! Who cares?! OMG, I can't wait! When is November again?!" All this was said without stopping to breathe!

    Just had to stop commenting to watch it again! Did anyone else say "Fuck off, Jacob!" when he tries to stop her from going? Stupid dog! Chris Weitz is a fucking genius! It looks SO much better than Twilight! I think that trailer is good enough that it would make people that aren't fans want to watch it 'cos it looks so exciting & fuckawesome, but perhaps I am imagining things as my mind is now mush! The water scene is amazing, the wolves look stunning, the Volturi scenes look incredible, I just loved it all! Except, maybe, for Bella's screaming in bed, that made me cringe a bit. And the Volvo? WTF? Outside of that, everything was just fan-fucking-tastic!!! Roll on November!

    Thanks STY for posting this! You are AWESOME!

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  61. HOLY SHIT!!! Maybe I ought to buy an advance seat after all! I won't wait for the DVD on this one!!

    PS Verification "word" is ratedl. I didn't know blogs could be rated L. Now I do. So do you.

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  62. BTW, when I said this "Is watching it 3 times in one day overkill?!" I meant the movie, not the trailer! LOL! Just re-read my comment & realised it could be misconstrued...the trailer should be watched as many times is possible!

    @STY I completely agree with you about KStew's scream! Pretty damn lame! ;)

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  63. After watching the trailer exactly 357 times I don't think KStew is screaming like she's giving birth. It's more of a Velociraptor.

    Other than that.......I peed in meh pants I'm so excited!

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  64. Omg. I watched this earlier tonight when I got home. Then I rewatched it x5. Sent it to my friend. Then watched it again. I can't get over how great Dakota plays Jane. I cannot wait.

    I didn't know that the trailers could get any more exciting. I think the first two really played up the love triangle, but this one was just full on action suspense, and I never thought I'd think that was a real big deal in NM till I saw this.

    Chris Weitz, please make Breaking Dawn.

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  65. OK i have watched the new-new "more than previous new" NM trailer five times (ish) - sorry Mr. Snarky!!! - and I am in lurv with this movie!!!

    Wowsers - all is right with the world... or at least the TwiWorld... thank you Chris Weitz!!! you are my life now - lol...

    I might have to sneak into the theater tomorrow just to see this on the big screen!

    {{{sigh}}} yes i miss JJ...

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  66. @nnMoxie - I think you got it just right! Er, but there may be an alien baby involved... but really, I stand by my earlier assertation that KStew only has one scream - doesn't matter what is happening, she's gonna scream just. like. THAT.

    OK gotta go watch the latest addition a few more times! Thanks again Cheryl for sharing the link!

    G'night Twitards!! Life is good...

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  67. * * whimper * *

    Can't... take... it... much... longer...

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  68. Oh ......I'm not sure I have words.....


    and @mmMOxie, velociraptor LMAO!!!!

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  69. OMFG That was sssssssoooo crazy I watched it 1 1/2 times before I texted my friend and woke her up so we could watch it and squee together over the phone!!! This is sssssssssoooo fucking awesome

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  70. OMG!! What a thing to wake up to! Can't articulate further than that, my brain is still on the vid <3.

    Is anybody else worried that they might not be able to cope once the cast start doing the main promo stuff? Think I might just have to write November off *sigh*.

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  71. OHMEHGAWD!!! it took me a full twenty minutes to bring my heartrate down to normal again! ahhh this is so fucking awesome i love it!

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  72. I've been able to wait patiently for this movie, with relatively low expectations...until now. Can I buy my ticket yet?!?
    I'm tired of disappointment. If it ends up NOT living up to this trailer, someone's going to frakking die.!

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  73. OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG.

    i woke my 3 yr old up with my squee-ish screams.

    OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG.

    *turns into puddle*

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  74. @want2Binforks: Gotta agree with you on the screenwriter. 'Confessions' was my favorite chapter, and they wrecked it! Also, I know it might not have worked to have the whole 'I-know-you're-a-vampire-but-I-still-want-to-do-you' conversation in the car like it was in the book, but it still could have been done better than it was. And why wasn't Jake the one to tell her he was a vampire?! That seriously bugged me. Okay, rant over.

    And a new rant: was it just me, or was the Volvo in the trailer black?! And a 4x4?! Going to have to watch it again to check. Such a chore...;)

    Veri-word: skerefl. Sounds a bit like KStew's 'there's-an-alien-bursting-out-of-my-stomach' screeching.

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  75. Ok...so I watched this lats night on TCA's site....about 400 times. It just kills me when it shows Edward walking half in the shadows toward the Volturi. DIES!!!!!! He looks so despondant and depressed. I'm not actually that turned off by KStew either. Her "I have to go to him" to Jacob was spot on in my opinion. I do think Ashley was a little lame (I know--I love her to, but still). I would make out with Chris Wietz in a NY minute.

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  76. TEAMWEITZ!!!!

    p.s.
    love your site, jj and sty!

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  77. OMG! OMG! You are SOOOO welcome!!!!! I love sharing the Twilove, and that's why I love your blog so much!

    Hot shit! I wake up and find that I'm mentioned on your blog! Holy f'in shit!! I feel like a rock star! Seriously!!

    You have made my weekend! =}}}}}

    (I hope JJ has been able to watch the trailer...do you think she has? This planet shouldn't be allowed to have places without wireless b/c of situations like this one!). ;}

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  78. wowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
    whaaaaatt a great videoooommmmm!!
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!
    federicozarco.blogspot.com

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  79. STY,

    My life these days revolves around Twitarded updates. I check the site when I get up in the morning and before I go to bed at night. I couldn't begin to tell you how many times I check it in between, but I'm sure my employer is going to tell me one day soon, right after they tell me when I can collect my last paycheck.

    So naturally I had to check it one last time before I got ready to leave for my niece's bachelorette party. BIG MISTAKE! My cell phone rang at 6:31 pm, serving as the slap in the face that woke me from my video-watching daze. It was my niece asking, "Are you almost here yet? We're ready to get going." I mumbled some lame excuse about having trouble getting my dog to come in the house and that I would just meet them at our first stop of the night.

    I couldn't bring myself to tell her the real truth, that her aunt had not been able to pull herself away from a movie trailer. (She has promised to start reading the books when she gets back from her honeymoon so that she can hopefully join me in my obsession, but she's just not "there" yet.)

    Watching the trailer was an emotional experience that only people in the Twitarded universe can relate to. My heart raced; I got goosebumps; and I literally felt like crying watching Robward walk in slow motion toward the Volturi.

    I have since showed the trailer to my son who is home from college for the weekend and to my husband. Thankfully, they don't understand my obsession but they humor me anyway. They both had the same reaction in that they said it actually looks like it's going to be good and that they would go and watch it with me. Of course, I didn't tell them that it will have to be on my 20+ viewing of the movie so that hopefully I will have stopped squeeing in public by then.

    Yours in Robsession,

    Lisa

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  80. I totally died when I saw this...I called in two of my co-workers who understand and even like my obsession into my office and we watched it three times in a row!! I cannot wait

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  81. Totes thought of the Friends ep where Joey & Chandler got free porn and wouldn't turn the TV off cause they would lose it...Wouldn't close the link last night & fell asleep hitting replay. woke up with keyboard indentation on my face...I'm too technotarded to figure out how to download / save and was afraid all copies would be pulled. But lookey here...a better version! eh, I wouldn't have slept any better in my own bed with a soft pillow anyways ;) (I couldn't sign in for some reason??) smooches! ishuddertothink

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  82. YAAAY!!! Both links are still working!!! I can't even tell you how happy this makes me - I didn't want a repeat of last weekend's "oh NOES it's GONE!!!" freak-out and I am not sure OPattz would want to spend the rest of his weekend re-creating this trailer (but he's a good sport and might have done it had the need arisen).

    I am so glad that we get to watchi this another gazillion times today - sqeeee!!

    And you rock, Cheryl, for telling us all about the second vid, and person-who-made-the-second-vid, you rock for having the brains to not title your vid "NM TRAILER!!!" and that's why it hasn't been taken down. I was too excited last night (um, and trying to have a nice dinner with Mr. Snarky & Friends while still minding the 'tard) to give proper credit, but you are AWESOME!

    I hope JJ has had a chance to see this but frankly her hotel sounds so fucked up and cheap that I think she had to dig out a quarter to unlock the bathroom. What hotel doesn't have free wifi these days?! Sheesh... I am bummed that she is not here so share with me & all of you, but hopefully she's having fun and she'll be home Sunday night... Plus I told her she'd better get a vid of Mini-E giving Karen-O a lap-dance. She's on a mission. She might be single when she gets home, but she's on a mission...

    : )

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  83. I can't freaking wait for this movie. It's almost unfair of them to release this when we still have 68 more days to go! It looks like Chris Weitz did an amazing job!

    I hope JJ's had a chance to see this. It's a tragedy....of all the times to be without internet.... :(

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  84. why is the volvo black?? And on a side note I am going to be pissed if I go into labor on the 20th...this baby better come out at least a week ahead of time!

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  85. I love how they end the trailer, Dakota, "This may hurt a little."

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  86. I would just like to brag on my Twi-friend awesomeness for a moment:

    One of my friends is attending a conference away from a computer and with her blackberry unable to open the YouTube link.

    So naturally, as any good friend would do, I just recorded the entire trailer in 5 parts on my phone and messaged them to her. I'm currently awaiting her reaction, that is of course, assuming she will be able to function after viewing it :)

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  87. @STY - It blows my mind that no one directly related to the production of the movie sees the lack of acting ability in KStew... I've read countless interviews where people sing her acting abilities to the sky, and I'm just not seeing it at all. She is very 1-dimentional.... and is that her 'O' sound when Edward leaves her??

    word: ficionc - yes I'm slightly aware that this is all ficion, I c that. I don't have an issue being this involved w/ ficion c, so butt the hell out word verification.

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  88. OME! I’ve been away from the computer for a couple of days and THIS is what I missed! I finally got some computer time after sticking the older kids in front of the TV and putting the youngest down for a nap…I then proceeded to watch the video about a hundred times!
    I CAN’T WAIT!! I’m not sure if I’ve ever anticipated a movie like this one! The f-ing trailer alone made my heart pound and my stomach clench! WTF!? I’m 33 years old…I shouldn’t be acting like this…this knowledge isn’t stopping it though!
    OK, a few things…yes, her screaming sucks…but we can’t all scream like Jamie Lee Curtis. I mean, I can’t scream…I know I can’t. The harder I try, the worse it sounds. (We had a scream queen contest when I was in college and I discovered this fact in front of a large crowd! Nice.) My kids, on the other hand, can shred your eardrums without trying!
    Apparently Edward has a different vehicle? Whatever…the Cullen house is completely different, so why not the vehicles?
    What exactly is the fight scene at the end of the trailer? I don’t remember a physical fight. Maybe I need to re-read the book again. I just finished Twilight (again) last night. The timing is right…but I wasn’t going to read NM again before the movie…that way it won’t be so fresh in my mind and during the whole movie I don’t want to be going “That’s not how it happens in the book…”
    @ Cheryl – Rock on Girlfriend! You made my day! Thank you!!!!!
    @ STY – Thanks so much for posting this! W O W
    @ Federico Zarco – Glad to see you write a bit more than “wow.” *snicker*
    @ sprtzmom1721 – I do understand about not being able to pull yourself away from the trailer. The first one made me late for work more than once! Guess that’s gonna happen again with this one too!
    @ BillyIdolsMom – have a chat with your OBGYN…maybe s/he would understand and induce…it could happen!
    OK, gotta watch it again! And then I need to finish reading The Office! My afternoon is totally booked. *sigh*

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  89. Where can I send Chris Weitz my credit card deets? This looks beyond amazing!! Nov 20th cannot come fast enough.

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  90. Here's something very interesting....(!!!)... the trailer premiering tomorrow night on the VMAs on MTV is going to be even longer!! Take a peek at this screen cap on robpattinsonlife.com....here's the link to the blog - (check out the first screen cap - OME!!!!) --

    http://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2009/09/new-moon-trailer-sneak-peak-and-hq-caps.html

    ((I'm getting NOTHING done this weekend...)) :}}}

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  91. @ Amy D - The reason they cannot see her lack of acting talent is because they are blinded by her want - see http://kristenstewartwantsit.wordpress.com/ for further details! The power of her want will be revealed to you & you will understand! LOL!

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  92. OMFG

    NM looks fucktastic!

    I totally agree that Chris W should remake Twilight! It looks like he actually took time to read and comprehend the book. Bring on Nov 20th!!

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  93. Oh sweet Jesus.... The full trailer in HD!! It's clean, it's clear, and it's freaking AMAZING! It gave me goose bumps like watching it for the first time again!!! (which was ONLY Friday night!). :}}} Link to Robssessed here:

    http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/09/full-new-moon-trailer-in-hd.html

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  94. going to have to agree with everyone that underwater scene is fucking amazing!

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  95. @Carol - LMAO!! That link was priceless, thank you. Reaser as a serial killer, this has made my Monday. : )

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  96. @ Amy D - Glad you liked it! I laugh so much when I read his blog, my stomach hurts & I can't breathe! Do yourself a favor & go back to his first post & read from there. The man is a genius in the matter of Kristin Stewart's want! Now that I have seen the light, I see her want in every picture of her & it is infinite! You HAVE to read the post where he watched Twilight for the first (& I think only) time on his PC at work with the sound off! He thought he understood what was going on in all the scenes with other people (i.e. the father figure (Charlie), the friend (Jacob), all the humans & all the vampires), until he realised that she was wanting it from everyone! ROTFLMFAO! Genius, I tell you!

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  97. this is why i love mozilla firefox and download helper.

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  98. @SharonMacross - SO jealous that you got to watch on the big screen!!! I think I would have passed out, for reals...

    : )

    If this movie doesn't live up to the trailer, I will hunt people down... Let's all pause to remember how fantastic the Twilight trailer was... crosses fingers, self, knock on wood, kisses lucky rabbit's foot, um... what else?

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  99. Bless you Twitarded...Bless you... I should have come here first...everyone else has had their links taken down by 'the man'... I knew you wouldn't let me down...

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