Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I Want to Row RPattz Like a Boat

I may have totally stolen that line from Twilight Widower but it still applies to how I feel right now.

Once again, STY has posted yet another uber smexy, panty-wetting, mind-blowing videos of ours truly, Robert Pattinson. Normally, I just sit there, stupefied, and drool over how amazingly good looking that man is. His hotness usually sends my brain cells into some sort of Lemming-ish frenzy, rendering any sort of coherent thought useless.

Except today.

I'm blaming it on the cold meds but this is the first time I actually, really tried to imagine myself boning Robert Pattinson. For some reason this concept has been an abstract one for me, mainly because I have a better chance of discovering Atlantis while walking home from STY's one night than I do of hopping into RPattz's pants.

Who the hell is that creepy short chick? Why is she following me? Ewww.

As usual, should this rare, hypothetical event ever take place, it will most definitely turn out very badly for me. It would likely be a very short evening and not because of RPattz's supposed stamina. No, it will be a short evening because:

1) I'll take off my clothes and start clambering after him like Gollum after the Precious and RPattz will shriek in horror and curl up in the bathroom, all Crying Game-esque.

C'mere RPattz, Jenny Jerkface wants to give you some loving!!!

2) Inevitably I'm going to look down (or up, or sideways or wherever) at some point and realize, with a good deal of chagrin and mortification, that my not-so-sexy belly is smothering his rock hard abs. Seriously, it's going to look like the fucking blob swallowing RPattz's nether regions. I am banking on the fact that I would have enough pride to either flee the scene (fully clothed, natch) or possibly blindfold RPattz, in which case the evening may last longer than 12 seconds.

RPatzz - You didn't tell me you where pregnant
JJ - I'm not... Hey! Where are you going?!

3) Or, I'm going to be so nervous that I'm bedding RPattz that I will, well, go back to this post and just apply all to this situation, too. Except that I will be naked. I can only hope he'll be gracious enough to let me put my panties on before he kicks my ass out the door in disgust.

One other option I can completely picture myself doing, because I'm a total asshole, is calling up STY or sneakily trying to text her.

Me - [texting] OMG, I'm doing RPattz!!
STY - Are you drunk again? Where are you?
Me - In some hotel. DOING RPATTZ!!
STY - WTF are you talking about?
[me, sighing heavily and dialing phone]
STY - [answering] WTF kind of drugs are you on?
Me - [whispering] dude, I'm humping RPattz.
STY - Are you for real?!
Me - [Squeals, then covers it up with a moan] Yes!!!
STY - Is he passed out drunk? Unconscious?
Me - Pthhhp. That's not important. What is is that I am getting all crazy carnal with RPattz!!!***

Er, yeah. Definitely not a good idea because, let's face it, the only reason RPattz would ever tap my stumpy ass is if he was paid a HUGE amount of cash (and this is even doubtful) or he was unconscious, which brings up all sorts of legal issues I'd rather not deal with. Amnesia, however, is always a possibility...

Note from STY - sorry, people - I wasn't taking JJ's "delicate condition" (or whatever state is it is that you achieve after subsisting on nothing but Nyquil for more than 72 hours) into consideration when I posted that video... Selfish of me, I know... Headed to her place now to make sure she doesn't have FSE in any compromising positions...

*** If you actually think I would take advantage of an unconscious RPattz, you're a twat. Get a sense of humor. End of discussion.

69 comments:

  1. Shit, STY hurry and make sur FSE is still capable of standing!!!

    j/k but yeah despite the whole he would never want to tap me, i can thelp but imagine it.... although in my dreams im much skinnier with better skin and able to pull off hot lingerie in order to seduce his fine fine ass....... hrmmm daydreams are fucken AWESOME!!!

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  2. row row row yer RPattz, gently down the poon, merrily merrily merrily life is but a wet sloppy hot and bothered dream....sigh

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  3. Oh JJ, you're so funny when you're on meds! (also when you're not). I remember some interviewer asking him if he preferred blondes or brunettes and he said something like "doesn't matter. I just close my eyes". Of course I take that to mean something sexual and add in a few more "doesn't matters". Like, doesn't matter how tall/short you are...etc. So go ahead, daydream away. He'll just close his eyes and all will ge good!!

    Yeah he's totally the precious to my gollum. Sick I know.

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  4. OK - I like to tell myself that I am insanely attracted to RPattz because he is not JUST gorgeous, but because, you know, he's musically talented, and has that British accent thing going, and he's witty, and self-deprecating, and OH MY GOD I THINK I JUST (No, but anyway, SIGH SIGH SIGH) gotta stop watching those damn vids... JJ, get better soon!

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  5. ome! i've had that dream! i go meet rpattz and text my twi-whore friend...then as he's biting a pillow or two i'm texting her again telling her about it...i swear you're in my head!

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  6. Be my best friend?

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  7. lolol! i've (embarassingly) imagined myself "rowing his boat" quite frequently lately... ever since i starting having dreams about the man! real dreams!

    sadly, my RPattz dreams are becoming more and more frequent. they are always's annoyingly pg-13! i want the XXX!

    this is the closest i got to R-rated:

    i ordered an RPattz robot on the internet. this robot was similar to the "AI" type robot in the sense it had a personality and was fully capable of... copulating... with me. HAHA! so, as we get to the bedroom and we're rolling around on the bed makin out like 15 year olds, i hear a "meoooow! mmmeeeeeoooowwwwwwwww!" MY FUCKING CAT WAKES ME OUT OF WHAT COULD HAVE POTENTIALLY BEEN THE MOST BAD ASS RPATTZ DREAM EVER. i was seriously mad that whole day. fucking garfield. thanks.

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  8. Oh JJ...

    There are many reasons why we should never give up hope of having the opportunity to bone RPatz

    1)He drinks...a lot...and one day we may end up on the end of a bar and be the only one with a working lighter.

    2)KStew has a mullet. Enough said.

    3)Every heartthrob in history has one thing in common...they start out looking girly. Once they look too much like a man, they lose their fanbase considerably. Since we have no hope of EVER losing interest...and if we have the patience of a saint...then one day he would be as easy to get as Brett Michaels is.

    4) Last...but not least...if I give up hope I will throw myself off the roof of my ranch...and since it's only one story up, I'll probably just break my legs and end up watching more of these videos.

    Nothing works better than a well thought out plan!!!

    :-)

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  9. "I'll take off my clothes and start clambering after him like Gollum after the Precious and RPattz will shriek in horror and curl up in the bathroom, all Crying Game-esque." Funniest. Shit. Ever.

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  10. ok I can not believe I am going to post this but oh well. I also have very frequent fantasies about RPattz. I started thinking that even if I ever had the opportunity he would not be the slightest bit interested in the frumpy mom I have become. Sooo- I have started jogging- and I have lost 13 lbs so far!! i actually lost the first 2 lbs while reading the Twilight series the first time because I did not want to stop reading to eat. Of course I totally realize that I would have no chance at all no matter what I weigh, but it is awesome motiviation. I call it my Twilight/RPattz diet. Whatever works right!
    Oh and Jenny you had me laughing outloud once again. Especially because I have had all the same thoughts before.

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  11. JJ. I am cracking the fuck up at you right now. Your possible texts to STY are hilarious.
    I have a hard time fantasizing about RPatz because I have kids and a hubby and did you ever see that one episode of The King of Queens where he tells his wife that the only way he can fantasize about another woman is if she's dead. Don't get me wrong. I so fantasize about him but maybe sometimes it's after my hubby is gone after a tragic plane accident (In my head, people). Oh, god. If my hubby only knew.

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  12. He heh, one of these days we'll all be committed. Or have restraining orders against us.

    @SmuttierThanYou - made me choke. It was worth it. Too funny!

    @bierbeck - I actually admit that I started exercising because of Twilight, ahem, RPattz, too. Unfortunately RL came in and kicked my ass so I need to catch up!

    @imaninja81 - love the name! You'll have to fight STY for it, though, lol. And she doesn't fight fair. ;)

    @oopsilovetwi - sadly, that's so true it would hurt if it wasn't so funny.

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  13. @Honolulu Girl - Ahem, I may or may not have done that, too. LOL. It's only terrible if you do it, not think it. :)

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  14. oh I have no problem fantasizing about him even while having sex with my husband.

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  15. Jenny you are hysterical!!
    As an elementary school teacher I must say I will never be able to sing Row Row Row Your Boat with a straight face again!! How we love our beautiful boy.

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  16. OMG- gotta go. Just got notification that there is a new chapter of Clipped Wings and Inked Armor. For those of you who have not read that fanfic yet, start now!

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  17. This post has been an ab work out for me. I've been laughing so hard - I don't think I'll do crunches at the gym tomorrow.

    @Honolulu girl - *cough* me too *cough*

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  18. OMG I just can't breathe! You guys can't do that to me! I was drinking some water when I read the one about Gollum! I almost died here! Choking to death! Huheuaheuheuaheauea!

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  19. Hey I can't find an e-mail address to contact you guys.. Where is it?!

    Hahahaha I'm still dying here uhaeuheuah U guys always make my day!
    LOL all the way from Brazil \o/

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  20. Seriously, I wouldn't take advantage of an unconscious RPatz either---maybe---perhaps just a little peek under his shirt, and then um, maybe my hands might drift downward, and then...
    Gotta go, it's definately time for bed.

    Hilarious entry.
    My precious... too funny.

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  21. @Camilla The email addresses are listed at the very bottom of the website. Scroll all the way down and you'll find them.

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  22. @HonoluluGirl Thanks! Found it! Guess I'm extra twitarded tonight!

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  23. Well I know he would NEVER really be interested in me either but that is why it is called a fantasy....in my fantasy I am hot--at least as hot and as thin as I was in my early 20's. JJ you think your belly is bad (which it is not--I have seen photos of you in a cute summer dress), try the post-two-children-I-am-not-afraid-to-tie-one-on-and-I-got-seven-years-on-you-belly. There is no hope....but there is fantasyland...it is a happy place to be.

    In real life my greatest hope would be to get stanky drunk on whiskey with RPattz and smoke too many cigarettes together--we would have such a funny time....and I love the karaoke. Ha! I don't smoke anymore but I started carrying matches in my purse just in case I ever get asked.

    I love the texting STY outtake...you totally would do that too. Love it.

    Speaking of fantasyland I am off to read the CW&IA update--great week for updates.

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  24. Have you been tested for the Swine Flu? I'm concerned for your health.

    P.S. Paaaleeezzzeee! You know RPatzz would totally tap that ass. You're adorable!

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  25. LMAO Hi, Yep I check in everyday and decided to come out of the closet today because (a) I have too much time on my hands as I am on holidays and (b) I am spending too much time stalking any RPatz news so much so in the last two days that if i did look in the mirror right now I'm sure I would look like Gollum!.

    So hence my hysterical laughter at my self(re mirror) and head nodding at the idea of lots of naughty fantasies re the Rob. So now that I have looked at 'the Precious' I am going on a quest to get my real face back but no doubt I will be lured back cos you gals are fabulous. Cheers!

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  26. JJ-get well!!!

    Loved this post...too funny on many levels...

    Way to go on the rpatz diet ladies!!!

    (still snorting over Gollum and the precious)

    Thanks for the laughs,. yet again.

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  27. PMSL, loved that JJ! On the not doing him while he's unconscious thing, me and my friend go through scenarios of when we'd still do him. It was a slippery slope the night Cedric Diggory and the Goblet of Fire was on TV, much texting going on along the lines of 'Hmmm, he looks very young...I'd still do him though'. I think I crossed the line towards the end of the film with 'You know, I've never really considered necrophilia as acceptable before but I actually do think...' of course that descended further into discussions on being cold like a vamp but you'd have to supply your own sparkle and the benefits of rigor mortis.

    Ok, I'm going to sign off now and probably regret not posting this as 'Anonymous'

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  28. haha! I soooo relate to this. I've fantasised so many times about having Rob between my legs, but in reality it would just be awful in all the many creative ways you describe. I can't even be *me* in my fantasies as I even turn *myself* off.

    And Bierbeck? I too have lost 6kg since January due to my tragic deluded 'wanna be pretty for Robward even though we'll never meet, and even though if we did it would mortifying for all concerned' thing. When my friends go 'wow, you so skinny bitch - how come?' I tell them it's the Twilight diet.

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  29. I totally understand about the fantasies. My three-year-old woke me out of a dream right after Rob and I got married on the beach and were about to start the honeymoon! I think I justify it by telling myself that my husband is probably dreaming about marrying Jenna Jameson or some stupid shit like that!!

    On the positive side, my husband totally accepts my Twi-addiction and even came up with the screen name for me!!! Now, if he would only let me read fanfic 24/7 instead of complaining that I should get some sleep instead, then all would be right with the world!

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  30. You should be high on Nyquil more often. This is by far my fave entry to date! I cried with laughter over that Gollum picture.

    Oh, just so you know, that picture of the pregnant lady---that was me TWICE (damn you 9 1/2 lb babies) so you can imagine the horror that is my stomach. No amount of exercise will help me. If he closes his eyes, he won't notice the old lady wearing the girdle, right?!?

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  31. the image of Gollum is genius! LMAO....running after Rpatzz..I don't know if i will ever be the same! I watched the premiere of CougarTwon last night and thought it was pretty good. I know they've talked about twilight actors on it (like Rpatzz)...but its like they're all Gollum all the time.

    love ya with or without ur meds!

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  32. OMG...You make me laugh so much!!! I <3 you!! Feel better!

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  33. Poor RPattz, if we ever got ahold him there would be nothing left. Just a shredded piece of shoelace lying in the road next to a smouldering cigarette butt, and maybe a strand of his oh-so-beautiful hair. He'd better hire some more bodyguards :)

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  34. JJ, I was going to send you an email, but I don't see your address listed anywhere. Are you trying to avoid a stalker? (Oh no, am I the stalker....??? ha ha)

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  35. Gah! I'll never be able to sing 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat' with a class ever again! I'll think about Rob rowing his boat down my stream, and I'll start drooling and making noises that are totally inappropriate for the classroom...

    My meeting Rob fantasy goes like this:
    He's filming on location in Dublin. He meets me, he's completely gee-eyed, but I'm not (not drinking does have its advantages ;D), his beer-goggles make me look awesome, so he takes me back to his hotel and we go at it like a couple of rabbits all fucking night. Sigh...

    @TwiWeasel: Get your ass on a plane to Dublin in November, I'll tie up and gag Sister Banshee and you can have her Muse ticket! 'Our time is ruuunninng ooouuuuut....'

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  36. @Twilove - email addresses are at the very bottom of the blog. Mine is jennyjerkface@gmail.com

    You ladies crack me up. I'm finally out of my flu/NyQuil stupor and am sitting at work chortling and snorting. I heart all of you.

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  37. Ok, what I want to know is how the hell are you multi-tasking while doing the sparkly one? Huh? Cause there is no way in hell I'd be co-ordinated enought to text while doing the nasty...

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  38. Oh and the picture of the pregnant woman just makes my uterus cringe!

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  39. I am so glad I found this site, I love all of you ladies. I was beginning to think I was crazy but most of you have all the same thoughts i do. Its nice to know.

    I also have a picture of myself looking very similar to that pregnant lady, altough I am fully clothed in mine.

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  40. Last time we had sex I told hubby I was pretending he was Rob. Then he started speaking Twilightese sex talk at me, and I told him to shut up, because he was ruining it.

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  41. @ VitaminR - Yes Yes! In my fantasies, I am HOTT - much like my 20 year old self was. That girl is still in there, just wearing a "puffy suit."

    @ Stan - Necrophilia, Rigor mortis...Bwahahahaha you slay me!

    @ Red Bella - perhaps in JJ's fantasies, she already has a vampy mind that has so much more room than us pansy humans. Hence the multi-tasking. Either that, or she actually CAN do that shit...I dunno.

    @ Rob's Bitch - Oh Fuck you made me laugh so hard...he was ruining it...LMFAO!

    @ JJ - You are totally cute. In fact, when I read Mr. Horrible, you are what Baby Swan looks like in my head. (That's supposed to be a compliment, not freak you out.)

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  42. @ Rob's Bitch - Can I get an example of said Twilightese sex talk? Hee Hee Hee

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  43. @TwiWeasel - Oh, nothing good - just what he THINKS a vampire in Twilight would say. Like "can I bite you down there" - things like that. I cut him off pretty quickly and erased the episode from my memory.

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  44. @TwiWeasel--I love the "puffy suit" reference--that is perfect! Now if only I could get this suit unzipped and off, I might have an inkling of a chance--ha!

    V/W 'spers' I can throw some 'spers' into my Rob fantasy especially when I look at the cowboy Rob pic from GQ.

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  45. JJ, don't be so hard on yourself. You are totally adorable. My only chance with RPattz would be if he was so drunk that he couldn't see straight.

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  46. @Rob's Bitch said...
    It feels like i just had a surprise orgasm when i read your first post then had another BIG O wave on your second..do you have a blog....? perhaps you should.

    I know one twi-hard who would give her left tit (she says its the bigger one) if her husband would even attempt to be the hubby you got. shit girl - your so DOM over him. you are KEEPING IT REAL..i'd say. LMAO. twice.

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  47. @ Banshee - Sorry, I missed that bit to me earlier. I was on my lunch break and skim reading. Anyhoo...OMG, I would so love to replace Sister Banshee at the Muse Extravaganza, but YOU have to live with her, not me so...I shall bow out gracefully. After all, I am "Invincible" *snicker* and Sister Banshee probably sez "No one's gonna take me alive!" (OMG, how lame am I? Don't answer that.)

    @ Rob's Bitch - I have to make a mental note to myself...NO DRINKS WHEN READING POSTS FROM ROB'S BITCH! I was at work when I read "can I bite you down there" and did a spit take. Now, spit takes are funny...in theory. In reality...not so much.

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  48. @Rob's B***h: *dying laughing* wow. XD!

    @JJ: don't be so hard on yopurself. I'm sure we've all got a fair shot, RPattz drunk or no. ;p

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  49. aw, ladies, i heart you all - the estrogen in this thread alone is enough to inflict PMS on half the eastern seaboard.
    i love that new vid and how it just zooms in on all the good parts, jaw, collarbones, hips, eyes, nom nom nom...
    feel better JJ...
    (cold meds + Rob = feelin goooood)
    and STY, thanks for replying to my email, you guys are like celebs to us, i was so excited!!
    AND on a final note - the lovely young lady in my local Hot Topic refused to allow me to photograph PE in the store today looking at his boxed clones.
    oh, i left, yes, but you can all bet your sweet, sweeeeet twitarded asses that i WILL be back.
    camera and PE in hand.
    and, i'm an adult with a fucking DOLL - do i seem... balanced to you? please, don't make me pick on your hair "color", your retarded clothing, or my GOD, the sheer number of piercings in your face. i'm a busy lady, and at this point in my life, a goth kid with a nametag is hardly a challenge.

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  50. Wow. Who would have thought my dorky husband could bring joy to so many (or any) women? If this keeps up, I may not have to pretend he's Rob anymore.


    You all are keeping me laughing as well. Thank you!

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  51. @ Kori - you are among friends here, and it's ok to type out the swear words. Especially if it's someone's name! *grin* C'mon, try it...nice and slow now... B...I...T...C...H...Yay! We did it!

    @ mrskenobi74 - You get your bad self back to that Hot Topic and show that little Goth, not quite punk who's got a massive set of (hypothetical) balls, and you take that damn picture! Hell yeah!

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  52. @ Rob's Bitch, my husband went through a badly misguided 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em' phase too. It started with him being paranoid enough keep bringing the subject of Rob up in bed (mentioned him twoce one night!) to the point where I had to accuse him of fancying him too. Now I have to say that much as I love my husband (when he's not defacing my Rob annual) there is no way in the world I would ever want a threesome with him & Rob, nope, I'm not sharing Rob with anyone; plus I think hubby might get a bit of performance anxiety when Rob makes me O just by looking at me.

    Anyway, then we had the vampire talk and biting me neck, honestly, love bites are not a good look for a 32yr old on the school run (obviously this was before my Twilight plasters arrived for covering up with ;o)). Afraid to say that I had to have serious words with him, surely everybody knows that the vampires that I love don't have fangs and bite necks and to be perfectly honest, although a little understanding would be nice, I really don't want him trying to get involved in Twi, that's just my thing. *tut*, men.

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  53. @ Stan - Thank God my hubby hasn't gone thru the "if you can't beat 'em, Join 'em" thing. I think I would totally die. He has rarely even mentioned Rob, except to ask me once if I liked Edward better than him. *snicker* Nope, we don't talk vampires...he's only vaguely aware of my Twisession.

    I don't mind a little biting now and then (actual biting, NOT love bites) but I don't want to ask him. I mean, what do I say..."Honey, when we're doing it, would you mind biting me?" I'm afraid I'd have to explain that I mean biting ala The Dominant and various other fan fics, not vampire biting. Maybe I have to print that chapter out and leave it laying around with the proper passages highlighted...hmmmm...

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  54. @TwiWeasel - Er, I once made a comment to ML about all the various fan fics I have been reading and he told me he didn't know I was into 'creepy' sex. Sigh. LOL!

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  55. @Stan (love the randomness of your name!)

    Yes, totally a NO WAY on a threesome with hubby and Rob.

    Besides the resulting insecurities that would render him impotent for life, if I ever got Rob alone I would probably turn into Kathy Bates from Misery, and then I'd have to kill him off for being a witness.

    (For the record, I do love my husband, but we have an "open" relationship. I pretty much do whatever I want, and the door is open if he ever has a problem with that. ;>)

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  56. @Rob's Bitch - Not only does your name make me snort every time I see it, your comments absolutely slay me. Kathy Bates from Misery! Ha!

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  57. @ Rob's Bitch, PMSL, I love the Kathy Bates comment too! Sadly I became Stan after seeing the Eminem video on the TV and commenting to my friend that my walls are beginning to resemble Stan's in the video because I just can't manage to resist a bloody Twilight or Rob poster when I see them. She decided then that that was what she was going to call me from now on.

    No need to ask how you got your name eh? LOL ;o)

    Someone's trying to tell me something, it's 12.45am here, my real name is Gemma and my verification code is bedgem - how did they know??!

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  58. I haven't had much to contribute this time around, but I'm loving reading everyone elses comments. And I LOVE all the new names...especially @Rob's Bitch... I'm so jealous... I wanna be Rob's Bitch (pouting) @Stan's cool too, especially with the story behind it. I'd compliment everybody's but I'm just not talented enough with my Iphone to be able to post and view comments at the same time.

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  59. @TwiWeasel: Oh, Sister Banshee has crappy balance, you could totally take her. She does fight dirty, though...:) And I'm used to coping with (i.e. ignoring) her when she's in a shitty mood.

    Muse are touring the southern US right now. Just google Muse tour dates, and you never know, you might get lucky!

    Veri-word: dierstic. Is it just me, or does that sound like the title of a German porno?

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  60. @ JJ & Stan - Be proud of me...I found my moment to talk to my DH about the biting thing *rubs hands together gleefully* Post coital, duh!

    @ Banshee - Crappy balance as in can't walk across a flat stable surface without finding something to trip over OR Crappy balance as in she's a psycho hose beast? (That happens to be my little nickname for one of my SIL.) And I can be a scrappy fighter when I need to...If you think I can take her, maybe...Yep! Dublin, here I come! *grin*

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  61. @TwiWeasel: Umm, a bit of both, actually, though I'm not 100% sure what a hose beast is, but I bet she is one anyway. If it means what I think it means, then she definitely is one! ;)

    Sure you could take her! Just get vacced for rabies first. I know we're supposed to be rabies-free here, but I have my suspicions...

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  62. ROFLMAO. The commentary while doing RPattz is priceless. I just discovered your blog. I. Love. It! It kindof looks like mine, only yours is ten THOUSAND times better! Thanks for the laughs. I'll be linking to you guys! Carol from mytwilightpurgatory.com

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  63. OMG!!!!! You crack me up. I haven't laughed so hard in along time. I too dream of one day having hot crazy nasty sex with Rob. Oh dreams if I could just have this one come true. Please oh please let it come true lol! If I could just find him I ould get him drunk and have way to much fun! If it ever happens lmao I'll give you pics becUSE BET I will have many many photos lmao!

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  64. @Rob's Bitch said...
    It feels like i just had a surprise orgasm when i read your first post then had another BIG O wave on your second..do you have a blog....? perhaps you should.

    I know one twi-hard who would give her left tit (she says its the bigger one) if her husband would even attempt to be the hubby you got. shit girl - your so DOM over him. you are KEEPING IT REAL..i'd say. LMAO. twice.

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  65. @TwiWeasel--I love the "puffy suit" reference--that is perfect! Now if only I could get this suit unzipped and off, I might have an inkling of a chance--ha!

    V/W 'spers' I can throw some 'spers' into my Rob fantasy especially when I look at the cowboy Rob pic from GQ.

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  66. I am so glad I found this site, I love all of you ladies. I was beginning to think I was crazy but most of you have all the same thoughts i do. Its nice to know.

    I also have a picture of myself looking very similar to that pregnant lady, altough I am fully clothed in mine.

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  67. LMAO Hi, Yep I check in everyday and decided to come out of the closet today because (a) I have too much time on my hands as I am on holidays and (b) I am spending too much time stalking any RPatz news so much so in the last two days that if i did look in the mirror right now I'm sure I would look like Gollum!.

    So hence my hysterical laughter at my self(re mirror) and head nodding at the idea of lots of naughty fantasies re the Rob. So now that I have looked at 'the Precious' I am going on a quest to get my real face back but no doubt I will be lured back cos you gals are fabulous. Cheers!

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