Wednesday, September 16, 2009

New Moon Spoof = Effing Hysterical

This is exactly what I needed to see this morning since I stormed into the office with my cranky pants on so tight I had a fucking wedgie. You see, the man sitting next to me on the train this morning had a disgusting bouquet of body odor and gas and basically raped my olfactory senses for an hour. If only I could fart on command in retaliation. Then revenge would be mine...

Once again, TwiCrack Addict has stopped me from going on a murderous rampage. Thanks, Lorabell!




19 comments:

  1. You have such a way with words , JJ. I love it!!

    Er... sorry about your olfactory-raping. Going out to search for an appropriate Hallmark card.....


    W/V: sfuniter -don't know what it means but it sounds drunk and dirty to me.

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  2. OMGGGG! Video 'effin hilarious!

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  3. At least you have this little gem to put some pep in your step! Thanks. . . . maybe you should have just murdered him anyways or had him fart into a bag and then put it over his head so he dies of suffocation via his own farts.

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  4. Sorry about the odorous guy, but that video was hilarious! XD! Honestly, I didn't find it funny until it hit that scene with Laurent. That Jamaican accent they did had me nearly pissig myself. Great stuff. XD! *rewind*

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  5. That just sucks. It isn't fun being around someone that stinks up the place. Too bad we can't capture farts to release later since that would come in handy. I can't fart on command either but at least you have this video to help cheer you up.

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  6. it's funny enough but i think they should add a little bit of chuck norris in there!that would crack us up for sure!!!lol

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  7. OME! i need to go change my pants.... that was sooooo effing HILARIOUS! thanks for the afternoon funnies!!! (and i hope you don't have any more stinkiness to deal with on your way home!)

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  8. I hope that JJ had a better ride home... Sadly, it could always be worse... You just never know what kind of fun you'll encounter on public transportation!

    I wasn't able to watch this video until now aaaaaannnnddd... I think that the mouth-thing just disturbs me so much that I can't pay attention to whether or not it's funny. Or maybe I am wearing the cranky pants now... One of those...

    : )

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  9. "capes don't make you any stronger."

    "oh you're right, cause you're winning."

    hahaha.

    i've seen these guys before...didn't they do a twilight spoof, too?

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  10. all the trailers mash ups. its pretty good.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8r-xcnlSOA&feature=player_embedded#t=382


    ~Tory

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  11. "I chose Steven" Haaaahhaaaa. I must remember to breath
    "Jean Claude Van Damme" Haaaalarious!
    I have to send this link to my poor neice who is married to a guys who is just as nuts about Segal as I am about Rob's nuts!!!

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  12. that one is funny...but the original is much better. seriously ive never laughed so hard in my life

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXIk696BlVg

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  13. It's corny as hell but hilarious! Did you give the guy your best Edward Stinky face?

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  14. Banshee713 here, having serious problems with my password again. Technology hates me.

    I think these guys did this with the teaser trailer too. Must have a look for it. It's pretty funny too. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. I just found out it's going to cost me 1500 euro to fix the car. AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHH! XO

    Public transport sucks balls. I spent three years commuting to college by bus, and I always ended up sitting next to some stinky loser with his ipod blasting some totally shitty music, a stupid bimbo wearing too much perfume and applying her makeup with a trowel, or a tries-too-hard guy who reeks of Lynx and keeps getting hair gel on my shoulder when he nods off. I totally feel your pain, JJ!

    Veri-word: deast. A dyslexic beast? I think I went to school with one of those...

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  15. @ JJ - all three of my daughters can fart on command. Seriously. Anyhoo...I could have them give you lessons, if you want...

    VW: lingesis...isn't that when a fart smell just won't go away?

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  16. Thank the Twi Gods for your blog! Am a new mum, trying to find the light at the end of a tunnel filled with baby poop and vomit!!! This video saved my morning!!

    PS Take a can of Oust with you on the bus and spray it, not so subtly, in the direction of sir stinky arse! Might help!!

    Love you guys, love Robward! Peace out!!

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  17. Too funny! My brother can fart on command which makes family gatherings quite interesting. (I really wanted to say it makes them a real gas, but omg, how fucking corny am I??!)

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  18. oh jesus h. christ! I watched it twice, laughing so hard I couldn't breathe plus the tears. oh the tears! ROFLcopter

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