You know you love him... You know you want him... And here for your viewing pleasure is the amazing OPattz (who knew Robert Pattinson could bust a move like that?)!
Many thanks to two very talented ladies--Lorabell and TwiCarol--for their respective parts in putting this video together and for encouraging the mayhem that is Twitarded.
[This is a recap, but don't worry - you haven't seen the last of OPattz - he'll be making special guest appearances from time to time...he just doesn't know it yet!]
Many thanks to two very talented ladies--Lorabell and TwiCarol--for their respective parts in putting this video together and for encouraging the mayhem that is Twitarded.
[This is a recap, but don't worry - you haven't seen the last of OPattz - he'll be making special guest appearances from time to time...he just doesn't know it yet!]
Hee! Hee! Team OPattz! I so love you JJ and STY for luring your friends into your maniacal fold...er, um, folds? Why does everything have to sound so dirty these days? I am looking forward to more video encounters with OPattz....tell him to start doing his sit-ups because I see Italy re-enactments in his future.
ReplyDeleteWonderful! I can't wait to see more of OPattz.
ReplyDeleteLove the copyright - no one fucks with JJ & STY!! :)
Holy Fuck Balls! THAT is hysterical!
ReplyDeleteSimply deee-vine!
ReplyDeleteHehehehe! Love the music selection!!!! You girls rock my socks.
ReplyDeleteWe love OPattz! He is sexy! Jenny dear, we will be needing more of him... He needs to recreate ALL Rob's photoshoot. How about starting with the Us shoot, that is HOT!
ReplyDeleteyou're giving my unused abs a workout with this hilarity!
ReplyDeletegod, this shit is funny.
-jane
Oh for fuck's sake, that is hilarious!! Love OPattz - what a hot dancer he is!
ReplyDeleteVitamin R, "welcome to the fold" has been deleted from the list of things I say ever since these two whoreflaps here at Twitarded got me hooked on Twiporn. Thanks a lot, guys (to be read with or without sarcasm...accurate either way).
ReplyDeleteI'm lizzing!! This is really fuckawesome as someone mentioned before.
ReplyDeleteOPattz - fucking brilliant concept! Oh the possiblilites for hilarity! STY and JJ, I hope you have realized what a monster you have created :D
OH good heavens! I laugh every time I ready your blog, but holy crap these videos are so freakin' hilarious. I'm going to watch them every morning, because starting a day off by laughing my ass off is bound to be a good day.
ReplyDeleteYou girls effin rock!
Just when I thought it couldn't get funnier, now there's a fucking compilation with the Touch Myself playing. Too funny! Love it!
ReplyDeleteLMAO I just can't stop watching. Dudes got moves.
ReplyDeletetime for a smoke break!
ReplyDeleteeven though I don't smoke, you know in 5 minutes i'm going to be outside on my iCrack checking out Oward. YAY!
Thank God I'm able to learn from my mistakes...I watched this shit BEFORE eating my lunch...and it's a good fucking thing I did, too! Could you have chosen a better song? I doubt it!
ReplyDeleteNot only do we need to see recreations of photo shoots...let's see some scenes from the movie. Throw some glitter on that man and let's see him sparkle in the sunlight! Then you need a Bella stand in *cough*me*cough* to stutter and blink..."It's *blink, blink* like *blink* diamonds" *blinking and breathing hard*
Bwahahahahaha!
Oh, and VitaminR...heart you too...please tell me if you're getting shipped to OWard...or RPattz for that matter *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Just fan-fucking-tastic! When I heard the song, I nearly fell out of my chair! It's perfect! OPattz is such a legend! Thanks for the shout-out, STY. It's so awesome to see something I made for you on your blog. If you need anymore copyright disclaimers, let me know. :D
ReplyDeletePS His Hotness would be SO proud! ;)
OPattz has gone viral, I vote on having him star in a feature once a week, twice a month at very least!!!
ReplyDeleteJust think of all the photo shoots you could pay homage to! Or take requests for ones we'd love to see "Pattzed" that they haven't done yet.
Segal didn't realize he'd be inspiring you to do a truly brilliant thing that would take on a life of it's own!
HAHAHAHA!!! oh em gee. can't stop. laughing. WHHHEEEEWWW!
ReplyDeletethat video is AWESOME! please tell OPattz how loved he is and we can't WAIT to see him again! bust a move bitch!
as always, love you guys :)
LOL That is the best thing EVER!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is OMFEC hilarious! I laughed so hard I started crying. The dance moves are so funny and really enjoy the underwear!
ReplyDeleteWow! He really does dance like he runs--as though his arms and legs are sewn-on! LOL! I nominate the ever elusive fur carpet photos (in the red plaid) for the next photo shoot outtakes! :-) Loves you guys!
ReplyDeleteThat was fucking awesome! HA!
ReplyDeleteso where the hell can we purchase our Team OPattz buttons!!???
ReplyDeleteHot stuff!!!
i loved it the most when he showed his skivvies and when he got all spider monkey on us and waved his hands from side to side then proceeded to do a shovel like dance. laaaahhhhhhhhhhoved it.
ReplyDeleteTeam OPattz!!!!!!!!
Look out JJ & STY you may be designing merchandise for team OPattz.... That is the funniest shit I have seen in days. OK since the first outtake of OPattz you posted..
ReplyDeleteI love your work, you have not failed yet to make me laugh til I cry... LURVE IT!!
That was fantastic!
ReplyDeleteThat face is so familiar! Please tell me that no FSE was injured in the making of this video!
@The Rugbymom - No - apparently the FSE was not injured.
ReplyDeleteSo, if OPattz was plied with booze- do you think he'd put in an appearance sooner? I say liquor that boy up and whip out the video camera. You let us donate to get an FSE - let us donate to buy him booze. Could be fun! :)
STY & JJ, you girls keep improving on brilliance! Love the new video...song choice...hilarious dislclaimers...it's all Twitardedworthy.
ReplyDeletew/v: meterste (mee turstee...me needs large quanties of alcohol to hold me over til the next RPattz sighting or OPattz performance; whichever comes first)..PS. That's what she said. hee hee...Do computers kill brain cells?
holy testical tuesday
ReplyDeletethe song goes with it hilariously!
oh man i have tears, fucking tears of laughter!!!!!! that was freaking funny loved the song too!!! hahahaha OPattz, fucking awesome!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell done...to all involved...OPatz...almost rules!!!
ReplyDeleteJaima
OPattz's face is so expressive! The dancing just really pulls it all together in one cohesive package. Thanks for the funnies ladies!
ReplyDeleteJJ, STY, & OPattz: Two thumbs up!!! That was awesome, and I can't wait for more of OPattz :D
ReplyDeleteHilarious like the first video and pics. Song amusing. Disclaimers killed me. XD!
ReplyDeleteAlright ladies, this link might spark some witty chatter from you too pole cats. First there was the vampsicle, now there is the adult movie spoof of Twilight. The tag line is 'when you can f___ forever, you can f___ everybody'.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.wtforks.com/2009/09/09/twilight-goes-xxx/#more-6799
Coming soon to a Blockbuster near you....
I really did mean to type two and not too....
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!! I'm sad because today's video isn't playing for me. Is it on the utubes? The video version of OPattz reminds me of those Elf Yourself guys that OfficeMax does at Christmastime. But OPattz is hilarious. And much better looking.
ReplyDeleteOHHH FAKE RPATTZ MARRY ME!!! any man that funny is just AWESOME!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a good sport! I love it. You ladies rock again!
ReplyDeleteyou guys are soo funny...but do you know what happened to TCA i tried going to her site but it didnt work:( please help if u know anything
ReplyDeleteOh my god. i just pissed myself with laughter, that was fan-fucking-tastic. well done on being hilarious!
ReplyDeleteIS that who i think it is??????????? umm the one having a party this weekend???????????
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