So it's been kind of a crappy day, work sucks and I haven't seen Jenny Jerkface in days because I don't want whatever cooties she has that put her out of commission for three or four days running (she's currently trying to use the "I'm not contagious" card, but forgive me if I don't trust my friends when they all start talking like the have advanced medical degrees). This is making me crabby! We got the package with our "Bella Bracelets" in the mail DAYS ago but we're total dorks and have to open everything together so here I am waiting like a schmuck until she feels better [feel better, JJ!! I heart you!] And really - this whole week? It's enough already. I am DONE with you, stinky work-week! And it's only Wednesday??? Really?! WTF?! SCREECH!!!
[taking a deep breath; possibly imbibing alcoholic beverages]
Fine - I've got something that never fails to cheer me up, brighten my day, and helps me to forget about all the bullshit out there... RPatts videos on YouTube!! Oh YouTube, how I love you... Not in the lusty I'll-never-make-good-on-any-of-this-but-I-hope-I'm-not-embarrassing-Mr. Snarky-too-much way that I lurv RPatts, but a LOT. Because you feed my obsession like no other.
Found an awesome new [?] video! I'm not going to bother with a wordy intro--I can summarize it with: Robalicious! [aaaaaand STY heads to her happy place in 3...2...1...]
Enjoy! And thanks to MissStella76 for delivering the goods! Loooong, sloooooow, camera-panning goods - my favorite!
Here it is...your moment of Robert Pattinson
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