I'm sure by now it's quite clear that Twitarded is not a news blogsite. I mean, we do cover select juicy bits of news from time to time, but we're still not a news site. Know what I mean? We don't even pretend to be a news site because we are both absurdly opinionated and have the attention span of a two year old strung out on - Oooh, check it out! Shiny penny!
Were was I? Oh, right. We don't really do news, per se. But every once in awhile I read something and feel compelled to throw my two cents in. Granted, this usually happens a day or two after the fact, since that's how we roll and this happens to be one of those times.
Call it a rant, call it verbal vomit/sharting or whatever but... once something gets stuck in my head it won't go away. Kind of like how I found a long ass curly in the public bathroom today and couldn't stop picturing it until I was practically retching into my wastebasket at my desk...
Fuck me, did it again. Sorry. So here's the deal: apparently some drunk cunty thing came into close proximity to KStew the other night when she and RPattz were leaving the Bobby Long show. Rumor has it that the aforementioned [consults Creative Cursing book] twat wipe let the B-word fly. And I don't mean Bombastic, either. I'm talking more "female dog" here.
Whenever I read shit like this I'm thankful that I am not a famous person because if I was, I'd probably end up in jail. I have a hard enough time not snarling at people for saying Stupid Shit and I'm just a chubby little nobody. I can't imagine having to be thrust into the spotlight and forced to deal with the legions of drooling fucknuggets that are out there.
But two cents, remember? My turn. So listen to me, you silly little twit who totally fell flat on her face during her .25 seconds of fame.
It really doesn't matter what anyone thinks about Kristen Stewart [personally, I think this applies to EVERYONE]. KStew will still be rolling in loads of dough and the only thing better than that is rolling in the hay with this guy...
At the end of the day this whole incident is really quite minor and, for better or for worse, KStew is probably used to it by now. This girl will probably wake up with a killer hangover, have no idea what she did last night and then stumble over to YouTube and recognize her slurring voice. Talk about a
Because, unlike KStew, Karma is a bitch.