That's right: someone finally made a video that you won't have to feel embarrassed to watch and listen to with the lil' ones lurking around... Tired of little Ethan singing "Sex On Fire" in front of the other, less-understanding, non-Twi mommies? Think it's time to maybe get your wee one listening to something other than Pussycat Dolls and Britney Spears songs?? Well my friends, today is your lucky day. Hot pics for you, an educational song for the little ones!
In a happy string of sorta coincidences, I was tweeted a link to this by purpleg8r last night. She said she saw it and envisioned Jenny Jerkface and I singing along after a bit of weekend-level imbibing. Not gonna say it could happen, not gonna say it didn't... When I went to YouTube to check it out, I found that I had already subscribed to her videos - unicorns429 - and had posted her "Robert Pattinson I Want Your Hands on Me" video a couple of weeks back. Small Twidom!
No hand-puppets were hurt in the making of this video. Except maybe the couple hundred they skinned, dyed white, and pieced together to make that shaggy fur rug Plaidward is splayed on in a few pics. Other than that, though...
OK, I was looking at unicorns429's other videos, and I HAVE to post this one, too! Er, kick the kids out of the room for this one, because there's definitely "let's get it on" kinda music here and the first minute and a half of the video features pans of Robward's crotch exclusively [note: I can make out his phone and nothing else - should we be worried?!] before moving on to lips...and elsewhere... Yeah, lock that door behind the kids why dontcha, just in case you need a few minutes (and I think you probably will). Oh but you might want to stop this one at 3:30 since the final, lingering shot is...well, you'll see... Now that I watched it to the very end, I feel comfortable saying you will be snapped back to some harsh plane of reality faster than you can say "The Tuck" and you'll be able to go on with your day after you shake that parting shot off... Don't say I didn't warn ya', but I do love the other 210 seconds to bits! : )
Here it is...your moment of Robert Pattinson
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