Tuesday, October 20, 2009

New Scans From UK Heat Magazine [Yup! Trashy Gossip! GASP!]

So we know that we don't usually do gossipy stuff (unless it's REALLY noteworthy, like Robsten sucking face - possibly - at a concert or something equally irresistible...] but we DO love it when people send us stuff... This week has been a complete and utter clusterfuck anyway - so let's just DO IT! Thanks to Stan from Under My Edbrella for the scans! Don't worry we're not going to make a habit of covering the tabs! Lemme know what you all think in the comments. Oh, and we all saw the pic with the mysterious white substance all over Rob's pants a week or so ago - I think it was determined to be... CUPCAKE! Aaaaaand not a big pile of blow gone wrong... [yeah yeah I know that nobody wanted to SAY that at the time but I know you were all thinking it! Confectioners sugar, coke - whatevs...]


CupcakeGate - solved!! Pic from Socialite Life via ROBsessed


I'm going to hell anyway... Might as well break all the rules!

clicky on pics to enlarge & read!


25 comments:

  1. Wants me to send you the mag girlies?? That way you'll be able to have it in your little hands :P
    Seen as I'm over here on the fucking cold, wet island lol.

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  2. First? I've never been first. Thanks for the cool magazine scans. They depress me though. That bakery owner is living the life I live inside my head and I would like it back now. Does that sound as derranged out loud as does did in my head?

    Happy Birthday STY! I'd bake you a cupcake if I knew where you lived.

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  3. Kellan never wanted a suite in the Sheraton. He loves being across the street from the strip club, that's where he host is dinner parties and moonlights as a dancer to make up for the folks who can't grope, I mean see him at the TwiCons.

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  4. Mmmmmmmm. Rob. Cupcakes. It's like a dream come true. And if I had a call from him at 2:30 a.m. telling me how much he enjoyed my cupcakes...I don't even know. I don't have words for what I would do.

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  5. He likes cupcakes, eh? I've got a special cupcake for him to eat. It's one of a kind...

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  6. Ok, now I wanna bake cupcakes for Rob. It's an upgrade from wanting to be a rug, right?

    And I'm getting tired of the dating or not story. So, are they or not?

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  7. I saw the pic and just thought he had ciggy ashes on his pants since that appears to be a crumpled pack in his hand

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  8. why can't there be a shot of him eating the cupcake?

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  9. @mmMoxie: Cause I'm at work, I didn't manage to get here until 1:00 this afternoon, and I'm pretty sure it would be frowned upon if I got up and ran out of my office right now. ;)

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  10. @Meg, nah, if they say anything set the parakeet on them ;o)

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  11. Too funny! I guess cupcakes are better than KStew. Reading that crap amuses me but I don't believe a word in it (okay, a few words - we've seen the wolves in Uggs and bathrobes before). Entertaining at least!

    vw: bulutuc - whoa - is this related to the Dali movie?

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  12. Mmmmm... Rob and cupcakes. My fanfic world and real life are colliding. I like that.

    Hey, a few of you mentioned Emancipation Proclamation recently. I'll have to check it out tonight. Thanks for the rec!

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  13. I bow to your discriminating taste as to which mags to post. This was a great choice - with topics like cupcakes and buying shots for Rob - Love it (really). Now I am busy thinking as to which shot I would send to Rob - Sex on the Beach is my choice of the moment.

    Love Love Love your website. Friend got me a Twitarded tshirt for my birthday before the Summit gate (fuckers) and I love it! Keep up the great work. When ever I am having a shity day, I jump to your website and it puts a smile on my face!

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  14. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Just read the last 3 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Zazzle people are total retards. How can you possibly take something down by mistake? Seriously? But it's all back to good now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I like me some furry carpet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    And I don't think anyone's first thought was cupcake, but a "blow" gone wrong instead. Anyone who says otherwise is either lying or is on the wrong blog. Right?
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SNARKIER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Forgive the use of too many exclamation marks, but I'm really happy it is all cleared up with Zazzle!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's enthusiasm, not idiocy, I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I'm too tired to write more. I'm off to watch Grey's Anatomy (me doc, remember?) and off to bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Love, Aspa

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  15. yeah we (the UK) might have to put up with Heat magazine (which used to be respectable by the way, ok a loooong time ago, anyway) and a lot of cold wet miserable rain, but we do kind OWN Rpattz! I bet he understands Yorkshire tea, chip butties, baked beans, pebble beachs and marmite.

    *smile*

    Anyhoo, we FINALLY got New Moon tickets on sale here today - and reacted accordingly, i needed new pants:

    http://twipnotized.blogspot.com

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  16. @ mysharona, Whereabouts in the UK are you? Just nosy, and nice to see more UK people, nearly everyone I meet round here has never heard of Twilight still (I view carrying the Edbrella as a public information service muhahaha!). Am afraid I'm pretty shameless, will admit to buying Heat because in the past they have put RPattz in when nobody else seemed to (bit of a drought the past few weeks though, pah!).

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  17. @mysharona: Heat magazine used to be respectable?! It's been absolute shite for as long as I remember. I don't buy it even when it has RPattz in it. Sacrilege, I know, but I just hate those rags. Besides, hot Rob pics are what the internet was invented for. They just didn't know it at the time. ;)

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  18. Hmmmmm... Cupcakes. I'd like to eat cupcakes off his lap! Preferably sans pants. Hubba hubba! I hosey eating cupcakes off Rob's lap!!! Hosey hosey hosey!

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  19. I couldn't even look at the powder on his pants, I keep getting distracted by another part of the picture....

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  20. @banshee713 tee hee.. ok, 'respectable' is a stretch. But certainly better than it is now. Do you remember when it very first came out marketing itself as kind of a poor-man's 'Empire'? equally targeting a male and female audience for about 4 issues until it realised Women want to read gossip and clothes and big brother... and women is where the money is. It's a slutty flap of a magazine now huh.

    @Stan - I'm in Be-Right-On baby! Proudly and recently confirmed Most Godless City in Britain! :)(Seriously!)

    Love your Edbrella. (and don't tell anyone but i used to have a dirty subscription to Heat)

    Where are you?

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  21. @mysharona: Um, not really. The only time I ever read it was in first year of college when I had to go to the Gaeltacht (an Irish-speaking region) in Kerry for three weeks, holed up with fifteen other girls. I ran out of books and had nothing to read except Heat, OK and whatever other crappy mag was lying around. It was Big Brother season too. *shudders* And there was only one other girl in the house with decent taste in music. It was hell, I tell ya!

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  22. mmmmmm, cupcakes. i guess rob's taking a page out of CWIA Edward's book :)

    -jane

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  23. Um, about that picture of Rob...

    I realize that I'm a bit late on this, but I wanted to let you all know (as I mentioned this to Mary and Stan over on Twi-sted the other day)

    Did anyone notice that Rob's shirt is mis-buttoned in that pic? And the stain on his pants? That's because I'm in the car in the background, and he just left it. His hood is up because he has a major case of just been fucked hair.

    I wish...

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  24. Too funny! I guess cupcakes are better than KStew. Reading that crap amuses me but I don't believe a word in it (okay, a few words - we've seen the wolves in Uggs and bathrobes before). Entertaining at least!

    vw: bulutuc - whoa - is this related to the Dali movie?

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  25. @Meg, nah, if they say anything set the parakeet on them ;o)

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