A little while ago, I received an email from a Twitarded reader - we'll call her "Twifiled" - who had a story so devastating, so heart-breaking, that she HAD to share... Like she did every day, she had logged on to her computer, intent on spending some quality time with her fave RPatts pics, when she realized something was terribly, terribly wrong... Unbeknownst to her, in the still of the night, someone had defiled her precious pictures. Apparently, Mr. Twifiled doesn't share her affection for Robert Pattinson (c'mon, dudes - give in! he's hot! I can appreciate a hot chick, but you can't allow that RPatts is smokin'? ok, fine, fine, moving on...). He made his feelings on Mr. Pattinson abundantly clear by giving her gallery of images a little tweaking...
...aaaaand his anti-Twi feelings are not limited to Robward alone [Note: I think maybe he's got a soft spot for Alice and Jasper, since they were clearly spared here...]
THIS is one of my fave all-time RPatts pics - I looooove me some GQ Rob! This photo almost put me into a coma. A moist, dreamy coma... Not so Mr. Twifiled, who apparently wasn't so much of a fan...
He also had his own thoughts on the the infamous "I don't know why droopy sweats and a vest WORK but they sure do!" photo. I never imagined it as "I really gotta go and I am gonna just sit here and crack my knuckles and hold it until we take a break..." but now I do. Thanks Mr. Twifiled!
Personally I think he could have done better here, but I guess green boogers everywhere is still pretty clever... And I have the feeling that Mr. Twifiled's photo-editing skills are on par with mine (this is not a compliment, jftr).
This isn't what ANY of us ever imagined RPatts saying here... It's ruined!!! I'd always imagined him thinking something more along the lines of "wow that thing that Snarkier Than You did to me this morning was incredible... I can't wait to get back to her..."
Um, I couldn't adjust this photo to fit better because I am stupid and don't know how to make even the most simple edits, but apparently Mr. Twifiled has his own thoughts on what makes RPatts smile...
He did end on a high note, though, with this special message for Robert Pattinson.
Be careful, RPatts!
Be careful, RPatts!
Our very own Jenny Jerkface recently fell victim to S/O photo fuckery! During her recent move, ML took the "opportunity" to clean up his desktop and got rid of ALL of JJ's Twi/RPatts pics! Do you have any idea how that hurt her??? Yes, you do!! Because although not all of you have blogs [although a lot of you do but more on that another time!], you all do the same thing we do - it goes something like this -
[Surfing the interwebs for hot Robward pics...]
OOOOH! That's a nice pic [right-click/save to hidden folder that says something to throw would-be snoopers off the track, like "My Favorite Chick Flicks" or "How To Put Dirty Socks In The Hamper"]...Ooooohhh - another one!!! [click - repeat a gazillion times until you need a bigger hard drive]"
Yep - a lot of pictures were trashed that day... I am pretty sure the only reason that she let him live is that his name is on the mortgage, too, and unless she catches me at just the right moment and convinces me that there's room for both ML and Mr. Snarky's corpses in that chest freezer in the basement (and we're just a double homicide away from starting Twitardia right now!) I think that she needs him... At least for the time being...
So do you have a similar story to share?? Family, friends, loved ones fucking with The Precious??? Have a secret place where you hide you stash of pics and links??? Tell us all about it in the comments - we can keep a secret!