Wednesday, October 14, 2009

When Spouses Attack: Hide Your Robert Pattinson Pics!

If you spend as much time as we do in Twitardia AND you're in a relationship in the real world, then it's safe to assume that your S/O is a pretty gracious person. We all know how patient our S/Os have been with our obsession with Twilight. You might get the [frequent] eye roll or hear a heaving martyred sigh from time to time, but for the most part, our collective partners tolerate our love the Precious. Almost always. But sometimes, patience wears thin...

A little while ago, I received an email from a Twitarded reader - we'll call her "Twifiled" - who had a story so devastating, so heart-breaking, that she HAD to share... Like she did every day, she had logged on to her computer, intent on spending some quality time with her fave RPatts pics, when she realized something was terribly, terribly wrong... Unbeknownst to her, in the still of the night, someone had defiled her precious pictures. Apparently, Mr. Twifiled doesn't share her affection for Robert Pattinson (c'mon, dudes - give in! he's hot! I can appreciate a hot chick, but you can't allow that RPatts is smokin'? ok, fine, fine, moving on...). He made his feelings on Mr. Pattinson abundantly clear by giving her gallery of images a little tweaking...

Tell us how you REALLY feel, Mr. Twifiled!

...aaaaand his anti-Twi feelings are not limited to Robward alone [Note: I think maybe he's got a soft spot for Alice and Jasper, since they were clearly spared here...]

THIS is one of my fave all-time RPatts pics - I looooove me some GQ Rob! This photo almost put me into a coma. A moist, dreamy coma... Not so Mr. Twifiled, who apparently wasn't so much of a fan...

He also had his own thoughts on the the infamous "I don't know why droopy sweats and a vest WORK but they sure do!" photo. I never imagined it as "I really gotta go and I am gonna just sit here and crack my knuckles and hold it until we take a break..." but now I do. Thanks Mr. Twifiled!

Personally I think he could have done better here, but I guess green boogers everywhere is still pretty clever... And I have the feeling that Mr. Twifiled's photo-editing skills are on par with mine (this is not a compliment, jftr).

This isn't what ANY of us ever imagined RPatts saying here... It's ruined!!! I'd always imagined him thinking something more along the lines of "wow that thing that Snarkier Than You did to me this morning was incredible... I can't wait to get back to her..."

Um, I couldn't adjust this photo to fit better because I am stupid and don't know how to make even the most simple edits, but apparently Mr. Twifiled has his own thoughts on what makes RPatts smile...
He did end on a high note, though, with this special message for Robert Pattinson.
Be careful, RPatts!

Our very own Jenny Jerkface recently fell victim to S/O photo fuckery! During her recent move, ML took the "opportunity" to clean up his desktop and got rid of ALL of JJ's Twi/RPatts pics! Do you have any idea how that hurt her??? Yes, you do!! Because although not all of you have blogs [although a lot of you do but more on that another time!], you all do the same thing we do - it goes something like this -

[Surfing the interwebs for hot Robward pics...]

OOOOH! That's a nice pic [right-click/save to hidden folder that says something to throw would-be snoopers off the track, like "My Favorite Chick Flicks" or "How To Put Dirty Socks In The Hamper"]...Ooooohhh - another one!!! [click - repeat a gazillion times until you need a bigger hard drive]"

Yep - a lot of pictures were trashed that day... I am pretty sure the only reason that she let him live is that his name is on the mortgage, too, and unless she catches me at just the right moment and convinces me that there's room for both ML and Mr. Snarky's corpses in that chest freezer in the basement (and we're just a double homicide away from starting Twitardia right now!) I think that she needs him... At least for the time being...

So do you have a similar story to share?? Family, friends, loved ones fucking with The Precious??? Have a secret place where you hide you stash of pics and links??? Tell us all about it in the comments - we can keep a secret!

62 comments:

  1. My secret stash is in a folder labeled 'funny stuff' and I have a bunch of failblog/cat macro stuff in there first, then comes the good stuff, hairporn, jawporn, fingerporn, awww yeah. I keep about 90 pics O'Rob on my iPod, and wherever I go, it does too! It's so bad I wouldn't even let hubby borrow it when his needed a charge, citing 'you'll scratch it' as my excuse, cause he'd flip his lid if he ever stumbles on that little slice of heaven! I also hide my magazines, but the calendar is going up on the fucking wall, I don't care who it offends!

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  2. Come on! You know I can't even go there. My husband doesn't even know who Robert Pattinson is and has absolutely no idea I want to fuck the boy into a coma. So needless to say, if I do ever download a fuckhawt picture of RPattz, it usually has a purpose, then it goes in the trashola which is emptied every 30 seconds! I swear, I'm getting really close to telling him about it... honest.

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  3. OMR!!! That is so wrong!!! I keep my love of Rob under the guise of a Twi-session.

    On top of that all my hard copy Robs are in the Witness Protection Program. Safely and uniquely hidden from the other who wants them destroyed.

    Same goes for my digi-Rob pics. Witness Protection Program. They are discreetly and carefully hidden on 2 different hard drives, and across the internet.

    I learned the hard way after losing all of my beloved Dane Cook photos in an "incident".

    It's not nice, and I so feel for the hurt ones. BTDT twice in my life.

    Good news is that Rob is still safely hidden away from the monsters that be. (Fingers crossed, salt over shoulder, lucky horseshoe, Number 7, Four leaf clover)

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  4. OMG...I was tearing from laughing so hard at those photos...freakin' hilarious!!!!
    The only story I have to share is when my husband discovered I had photoshopped myself onto that imfamous Vanity Fair swing...and he just chuckled. But I toyed with whipping out my boobs to distract him when I saw him apprach it on my blog...damn kids always hangin' around!!

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  5. Luckily my husband is not computer-savvy enough to even know where to find my pics, even though they are in a file named "Twilight" (no points for creativity for me!). Even so, I think he realizes any tampering with my Twi-fixes will result in a call to the cable company to cancel any channels showing sports. He kept complaining to everyone that the picture that comes up on my cellphone when he calls me is of Rob so I finally changed it. What a baby!

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  6. I must be nuts cos my pics ( Rob or otherwise Twi-related) are all in a neat folder easily accessible to anyone who dares fuck with my Mac
    My SO knows how I HATE him touching my Mac - I dont give a flying fuck if he bought it for me!

    I do however have quite a variety of Twi pics in there to thin out the Robward ones...and the Kemmett ones :)

    Ive also got pics on there from a TwiCon I went to here in Sydney over the weekend where I met a wolf, a human & 3 Voltiru boys so if they 'accidentaly' get deleted fucking heads will ROLL.

    When DH found me last night studiously searching for a T to wear to the midnight NM screening he laughed his ass off so I think hes kinda sorts ok with my current level of obssession (which is actually a fuckton higher than he thinks..hehe)..

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  7. At moments like these I am SOOO happy that I am single :)

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  8. It's called my own computer. I live in Twitardia there. He's not allowed to touch MY copmuter let alone pics of the Precious!

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  9. All my Rob porn is out in the open. My hubby is ok with it and even encourages it.

    Why? How?

    I have trained him to associate Rob and Twilight with sex. Thats right. Just like Pavlov's dogs. It took work, there may or may have been a clicker in use, but bottom line: it's effective. The key is follow-through. You can't reward sometimes for good behavior, you have to jump on it immedialty (thats what she said).

    Now, hubbs even REQUESTS that I read twiporn and drink some wine. Cause he knows what happens when I mix twiporn and vino. *cue porno music*

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  10. I am a workers' compensation insurance adjuster by trade *snore* and all of my twi links are hidden under "work comp sites" folder. I haven't been found out yet.

    But I have to be careful...I keep telling him about Shitmydadsays and I think he is going to figure out I have a twitter...and then all my cards will fall.

    He won't get it at all. He knows about the fan fic but he hasn't really figured it out...but here it is ladies, when I get busted I will whip out a power point timeline of all this fuckery vs. the timeline of all the new bedroom toys and adventures...pretty sure his peen will have the final say on that debate and he will get the fuck over it. ;p

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  11. I am JUST like Latchkey Wife. I was thinkin' about coming out of the Twi closet with my new Twitarded mug, but stories like these remind me of his stupid, childish jealous tendancies and I decide to leave him happily in the dark.
    @Mr. Twilified... you should be ASHAMED of yourself. What you did was worse than tossing paint on the Mona Fricken Lisa!!!!

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  12. I can't help but laugh but I know that's wrong. I have all my photos in iPhoto and well, I also make Rob Videos so go figure. Hubby knows about the obsession but I tell him that's it video making skills that I care about, not the actual photos. He bought that! Seriously.

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  13. I don't keep pic porn. *ducks head from knives being hurled* I know, I know, but the DH would go apeshit if he found it (we don't do that 5 celebs on a list thing) and really, if I need a fix, I just have to go to my blogroll. *satisfied sigh*

    However, the DH is 100% in support of fanfic and heartily enjoys the benefits of it. :)

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  14. I am pretty much an open book...well at least an abridged version of the book. I don't really hide anything. I would have to put too much energy into that. Mr. VitaminR knows. He could know more but I think he chooses not to. It is something aking to @Kristen's Pavolovian teachings thought my dog/husband is not that tame, he is also not stupid.

    Granted Mr. VitaminR has no idea I sit on here chatting with all of you about all the ways we would like to do RPAttz,etc. On second thought, he might like that...hmmm.

    LOVED the photos. Did he leave the originals or are they permanently altered. Now, that would suck. It is kind of humorous though. Maybe I should be worried that Mr. VitaminR doesn't care enough to break in and alter things...hmmmm...the meaning behind this could really go both ways if you think about it.

    I have had wine and now I must go read the CW&IA update.

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  15. Ah you guys are all cracking me up and it's laaaaate and I need to go to bed but thanks for all the funny stories (and advice!). Kristen - sounds like you are really on to something [that's what he said] and it's a remarkably open, beautiful, mutually beneficial relationship you have there {{{wipes a tear}}}. mwah!

    keep those comments coming! i'll try to catch up again tomorrow - i have a no-fun work thing that'll pretty much wreck my entire morning for non-work stuff (i KNOW - SO wrong!!!) but there's always the afternoon to blow on bloggy stuff...

    : )

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  16. If I could figure out how to catalogue a private stash, I wouldn't have to dive for my iPhone everytime someone casually reaches for it. I'm afraid one of my daughters is going to 'out' me by flashing one of the pictures out in public. I only have a few. Most I just look at, sigh, then erase, but ever since the Mark(you suck!)Segal fiasco there are some I just don't want to let go of. My husband knows whose picture pops up when he calls (not his!). But it's no big deal. He's not generally standing right next to me when he calls. :) Other than that he knows nothing of my obsession or fanfic and barely knows who RP is. He has kinda wondered what's gotten into me. Hee hee. Just wait til I get my tattoo!

    F Kat

    JJ - I'm sorry for you loss. Blasphemy I say.

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  17. LMAO on this post...my stomach hurts from laughing so much!

    I've been a victim of an attack.
    First off, I want to give props to my hubs...he def. puts up w/ my Rob/Twi obsession, and usually doesn't act like this.

    But one time, because he was pissed at me due to something I did (non Rob or Twi related)...he defiled my Oscar Rob pic.

    Look at what he did...

    [URL=http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z270/wifeofjason/?action=view&current=dorkboycopy.jpg][IMG]http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z270/wifeofjason/th_dorkboycopy.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

    So I can totally relate...thank you for putting this post up!

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  18. lol oh my goodness! as shitty as it is that all her RPattz pics are horrifically mutilated, that was kinda funny that he did that. i can see the hubbers doing something like that and waiting to see how long it takes me to realize it! :)

    i'd always hid my love for RPattz under my Twlight obsession. he's always known that i LURVE me some Edward, but it was only recently that he found me out. we were talking about our "list"... you know, the one that officially states which 5 celebrities you can fuck if given the chance?... well mister Robward was #1 on my list. naturally. he was like, "i thought you didn't think he was that hot?" i was like, "........... um.......... yeah, i think he's hot. and i'd fuck him in a hot minute if given the chance." cigarette breath and all. hahaha! needless to say, the cat it out of the bag.

    .... but he doesn't know of my folder of RPattz pics. muahahaha!

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  19. (((hugs))) Twifiled, I feel your pain. I've fallen victim to Mr Stan's jealousy twice now. The first time was when he drew glasses and a 'stache' on the cover of my prized Rob Annual. The fact he used pencil and not marker tells me that he was actually shitting himself while he was doing it, which does make me feel a little better.

    On the second occasion he actually ripped one of my posters out of Rob Corner. This was a very difficult time for me. Luckily I was able to stick & repair it and you can't really tell now. I was traumatised enough to write about it that day on my blog Edbrella

    As far as my computer files go I don't have mine hidden, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't bother to look for them, but I do have them in a folder titled 00aa so it's at the top of my photos, I got sick of having to scroll through the box looking for it about 20 times a day ;o)

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  20. "Loved ones fucking with The Precious??? "
    Is this Twitarded's "Nobody put baby in the conner!"

    It's for reason like that that I have my own computer (I would cut a bitch if anyone ever touched it) and well and it holds all my work.
    I make my coin takin' pictures. So when I come across a picture I like pose/light/coloring ect I save it in a folder called "Ideas" This folder has a sub folder dedicated to "the pretty" Yes that's the name of my Rpattz folder :)

    VW "ensigne" The medical condition I had after
    reading what happened to Mrs. Twifiled! But I did love Rpattz as the "French football playing vampire pirate"

    Side note saw "!5 Steps" rec'd today on LJ. I cheered! And told everyone to read it!

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  21. I'm like a heroin addict hiding my Rpattz stash and fanfic/blog obsessions from my family, but I figure it's better to be safe than sorry, especially after reading some of your vengeful hubby stories(*shudders!*) I feel for you, my sisters!

    I save everything on my work computer buried where nobody will ever find it (I hope!) and back it all up every now and then onto a flashdrive I keep in my purse. Paranoid much? Hell, yeah!! Must protect the Twilight Bubble...

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  22. I know what will happen if i put RObporn on the computer.. so it all goes on a USB.. i take it to work.. my thought process in the morning is : Mobile, Pocket Edward, USB, Ipod , House keys. In that order.. I've forgotten my house keys on occasion, but NEVER the usb or pocket edward.

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  24. Mr. Yourmine: "But... you don't think the guy is actually handsome, do you?"

    Me: "Well... I ... well... I mean... Millions of women all around the world do, darling..."

    Mr. Yourmine: "But... please tell me... please say you don't find THAT GUY handsome (note the THAT GUY pejorative undertone hanging in there...) Please say it. Say it! Out loud!

    Me: "I... Really darling... i don't see why... are you being serious?"

    Mr. Yourmine: "Oh yes I am, very serious? don't you see my serious expression?" (by God I do... he looks like a bull just before to charge... and so I say it, I say it please forgive me Robert...)

    me: "Of course I don't see him handsome! he is not handsome at all for God sake! I mean... what do think I am, blind?" (while I say this I am thinking, handsome doesn't begin to explain what he is! he is hot, he is the hottest of the hottest, he is so hot it sets me on fire just to think of his name he is bloody terribly tremendously sexy and I am going to need yet another cold shower in minute. But luckily Mr. Yourmine asked totally the wrong question ans so I got away with murder and with my photo collection intact!!

    Have a TW day girls!

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  25. Oh LOL - yet *another* post where I can totally relate.

    Yes, my husband defaced my actual GQ -- you know that pic of Rob standing with his hands on the belt buckle leaning against the wall, eye-fucking the camera? Well husband got a big thick permanent marker and gave rob a speech bubble "I eat baby seals", and a big arrow pointing to his peen saying "look, no penis".

    Since then I've been keeping them in a more discrete location. he doesn't mess with my mac, so that's OK.

    Oh and Kristen? I've been using exactly the same strategy as you - associate the twi and robsession with sex, and now husband says "OK, go and read some of your twiporn and look at some pics of Rob" when he wants some. Once after a particularly satisfying session he panted "I want to suck Rob's cock for making you interested in sex again" (it was the heat of the moment - when I reminded him about it later he said "wut? - no I said I wanted to shake his hand").

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  26. I'm lucky enough to have my Twichotic obession out in the open with my husband. He's very tolerant and actually sometimes asks too many questions which can get a little bit annoying..."What are JJ and Snarkier Than Thou up to now?" "Are their vaginas whimpering again tonight?" "Why does Edward's peen sparkle" "Who the fuck is Renesemee again" "Does the Voluturi have sparkle peens?" and on and on and on and on....

    He has his porn and I have my Twiporn.... even steven. At least mine is free! and I don't spend $14.99 on Comcast's Xcess channels after 3 glasses of wine (ok ok, so I buy Twilight shit online when I do that.... but c'mon! That's so much better than "college sluts and frat bros..." or whatever shitporn is on at 1 am....). We tolerate each other's indulgences... and then collaborate with them later on. ;)

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  27. My 12 year old son is worse than my husband. I have had my RPattz and Twilight desktop wallpaper defiled by him numerous times in much the same way as Twifiled....which goes to show you that grown men are no different than a 12 year old boy. But we knew that already, didn't we. Anyway, I had to password protect my account on the computer to prevent this from happening again. I do think my husband is his silent partner in these crimes though!!! LOL!!!

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  28. Luckily for me as well, my boyfriend barely knows how to turn on the computer, let alone navigate through my folders to find the special one, titled 'Bouffant'! And thank god for that, because I am a total closet TwiAddict... the only part of my addiction that he has caught on to is the fact that I am 'always reading one of those black books'. God if he only knew...

    I'm sure most of you have seen this, but this is one of my FAVORITE sites, listening to these audio clips makes me feel closer to Rob :)

    http://robert-pattinson.ca/robsexytalk/

    Enjoy!!

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  29. Hahahahaha! Totally! I hide all the juicy fanfics on a folder labed regarding my college stuff! Inside the folder medicine, there a folder named 5th semester, and inside that folder there's another one named surgery I, and that's where the treasures are! Oops! Do Not Tell ANYONE I just told you that! hahahaha!

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  30. Mr. SGP doesn't so much get upset at my RPatz Wolfpack pics as he does the TIME that I put into writing and editing blogs - and writing my fanfic - and reading other fanfics.I hear this a lot, "If you spent half as much time ___________ (insert rant of the moment here) as you do on your stupid blog or stupid story thing..."

    *sigh*

    We totally have the FREE PASS list, and RPatz is on mine so he gives me some oogling leeway there.

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  31. Actually, my hubby is such a sweetheart and is so secure in our love that he wasn't in the least bit upset when I showed him that I put my face instead of Bella's on the Twilight poster (this is my virtual Halloween costume for a forum I'm a member of - and my current picture on this account). In fact, hubby even helped me out when I asked him a technical question about photoshop.

    Oh, and I'm not bragging, honestly, really, I'm not! :D

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  32. I'm sorry but every time I look at these pics I totally crack up. Mr. Twifiled is funny!

    I can't believe the picture defiling appears to be a common occurence!! With the exception of deleting a small stockpile of pictures (and believe, I have more squirreled away) ML generally just rolls his eyes.

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  33. @MsDazzleme: Yay for being single! Well, at times like these, anyway. It kinda sucks after a long Twiporn session...

    I have a confession to make. I was calling my dog yesterday, and instead of 'Pip' I actually said 'Edward.' I am so fucking glad no one was around to witness me finally losing what few marbles I had.

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  34. Funny shit! You'd all make really good Secret Agents. Stealthy...

    If hubster comes near me when I'm Twilighting, Robbing or FanFicting, I usually give him the evil eye and say something like "What do you want? Can't I have some privacy?" before he has a chance to roll his eyes or make some remark. He generally replies with something like "Ok, I'll let you enjoy yourself" and slinks off to avoid my accelerating annoyance and any impending expletives.

    He has no idea how to use his own laptop, so I'm golden. Not that I'd care anyway....

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  35. I don't have any pictures downloaded. (Go ahead and yell at me. I deserve it!)
    I do have the OscarRob picture taped on the closet door though.
    Mr. ISeeTwipeople never walks all the way into the closet, so he never sees it! If he wonders why I always go all the way into the closet and close the door to change clothes, he hasn't said anything yet. And yes I feel like I'm doing a little strip tease just for Robert. If I'm feeling a little bloated, I say "Close Your Eyes Please"! - I have lost my mind, I know.

    My kids are another story. They like to play in the closet and hide in there. My 2 year old daughter can now say Rowb. I think my 7 year old son just rolls his eyes! But NO ONE and I mean NO ONE touches that pic!!!

    I don't get much access to the computer at home and I would never download or save anything personal at work! Those IT fuckers would out me in a heartbeat.

    I get my fill of Robby Goodness through Twitarded! So please JJ&STY keep the great Sunday videos and all the smexy pics coming!

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  36. Amen to being single! There is nobody to answer to for my obsession. I don't think my employees understand the picture of Robward on my wall in the office...I have had a few comments... Aw, who cares what they think, I'm the frickin' boss so there is nothing they can do. Hahah! But yesterday, one of my male employees came out of the closet and revealed... Gasp!!!! His wife is a Twiaddict! WHAT A MAN to reveal such a highly guarded and sensitive secret!!! He was actually sweet about it and I thought "now she's got a keeper". Next time I see her I will have to bring up the subject and see what flies. It would be great to have a partner in crime so to speak. He is even taking her to see New Moon on opening night. Wow, what catch. I can't help but wonder if she is using Pavlov's techniques though?? Hehe ;)

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  37. Hubby is very tolerant of my twi obsession. He doesn't go anywhere near any of my computers and they all have little rob stashes on them.
    He even tolerated me disappearing for a week to Vancouver for a little set stalking... Mwah..

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  38. I read your posts last night before going to bed and then this morning woke up with an inexplicable urge to smack my husband upside the head while he slept. This was more than my usual fanfic induced morning stupor & hostility, so I must have dreamed that he did something terrible to my beloved Rob paraphenalia. I suppose it wouldn't be fair to punish Mr. Twilove (ha ha, if only he knew I just called him that!) for something he hasn't done (yet?), but I am certainly on red alert now.

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  39. Reading this....I feel totally validated. Thank you.

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  40. I, luckily, don't have this problem. Even though I have pictures on all three computers in the house.
    The dinosaur computer has a rather large file named "Twilight - delete and DIE!" on it as well as my mother's laptop.
    My one has 3. Edited Twilight, Twilight and RPattz.
    They know better than to mess with the precious. I have trained them... nearly well

    Though I still have to teach my mother that RPattz is hot.
    She came into my room yesterday, looked at the pictures on my wall and went "He's kinda ugly, isn't he?"
    I stared at her open mouthed and pointed to the door which she instantly left through :P

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  41. RejectInterventionOctober 15, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    My computer crashed this summer, so all my Rob pics were lost.

    I secretly blame my husband but also wonder it was God's wrath.

    I was right-click-saving as if my very next breath depended on my having every picture ever taken of that gorgeous man. I was a Rob picture-saving whore. True story.

    Now, I ask myself--like I'm a recovering shopoholic--do I absolutely love it? will I use it in the future? can I accessorize it--as in, can I picture myself next to him in the picture? If all three are "yes," then I slowly, like making sweet love to Precious, right-click-save that bad boy.

    Husband can complain but better not touch my stash.

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  42. Hahaha- now that I'm out of the closet and have pics for "research" purposes, I'm not so freaked about dh seeing my stash... but still... to access my pics I have to go through a 4 step process...

    Sample pictures
    Random Pictures
    Spring 08
    New Folder

    Totes worth the process...

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  43. Pretty Sure Papa would NEVER touch my RobPorn...but if he ever did, let it be known that I found the naked Ashley pics in his folder, labeled in a subfolder called simply "Baseball". I was suspicious because the fucker hasn't watched an entire major league game in his life!

    When I asked him about it, he just sorta blushed and said it referred to the "baseball" scene where his little crush on Ash began.

    And no...I didn't delete his pics because frankly, Ash is a hottie and if I was a switch hitter, I'd do her. Alas....I am far too enamored with Precious and the sparkle peen.

    So, I suppose hubs and I subscribe to the "you stay outta my shit and I'll stay outta yours" philosophy.
    What can I say, it works for us on all levels. (wink!)

    Mama Cougar
    The Cougar's Den

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  44. My friends have started a blog, all about how ugly and gay Pattzmeister is. (Yeah, they're (we're?) that mature. Big time...)

    Like, fine, ruin all my photos. But don't, and I mean DON'T, try to tell me he's ugly, 'cause he ain't!!
    But, they did just as mr Twifile, and edited them to look... special. They painted boobs, and extra armpit hair, and a... Va-jay-jay. *hangs head in shame*


    I have my own, private, no-touchy computer, so I simply keep my goodies in the "Pictures" head folder :)

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  45. @Kristen: That's just genious! Associating twilight with sex!!!

    I think I actually tend to growl when someone approachs me while on twiland.

    If somebody messed with my possessions I would be sure to get him/her/them next. Everybody has something they like *evil grin*. Even if it is just pulling the "no sex" card for (insert timeline here).

    And I have a suggestion: a pendrive. They are small enough to carry hidden safely in our purses :)

    Kisses.

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  46. First, I love you ladies! I rarely comment but recently, my hubby did the coolest thing. I will preface this by saying that he hated Twilight (movie) and never read the books. He knows I am obsessed with Rob and puts up with my blog (75% Rob material) and daily comments re: Rob or anything Twilight. My teens also gang up on me on occasion to poke fun at my obsession. But here's the beauty… after all is said and done, deep down they know everyone has something that makes them happy or just brings a smile on their face and you can't f*ck with that. Or should. I recently had a birthday and my hubby got me the new FSE-- the New Moon Edward from Nordstrom! He knew it would make me happy and smile. It does. :)

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  47. My huddy didn't wipe my *right click* pics but he did rename the folder to *stupid robshit* for me! He at least knew better than to delete if ever wanted to be serviced again in his lifetime ; )

    My hard copy stash is hidden underneath my bedside table. He would never look there since he never cleans.

    He has had more fun with my Pocket Eddie though (old skool pea coat RIP). He has ended up in the blender, upside down on kitchen cabinets, hidden in drawers etc.

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  48. That's a sad story, I even started crying...because I was laughing soooo hard!Anyway, I always keep my ''Precious'' files in a ''secret''locked file just in case!But my boyfriend naggs and makes fun of me all the time.At some point you just learn to live with it!It's a ''precious'' heavy cross to bear...!!!

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  49. It never even occurred to me to hide the pics. Most of them are just hanging out on my desktop. The Hubs just laughs at me & makes some sort of 'sparkly' comment, of which I ignore. But, he's an Awesome Hubby because he's going to the 12:15am showing of New Moon with me. I told him there will be lots of screaming, horny, drooling women there and that I'd totally repay him afterwards *evil grin*

    I even have them as my wallpaper at work. I had to get IT one day to wk on the computer and up pops one of the New Moon pics. The guy looks at me said 'The first movie was really good & my wife and I are reading the books', he's now the only IT guy I let help me :)

    I really can't hide my love of all things Twilight... my Twitarded Flag fly high!!!

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  50. Well I admit I have no pictures... but as of today, I have a Team Twitarded mug, sticker and Twitarded heads long sleeved shirt (which I will wear on the plane to Italy next week). Oh happy day!!

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  51. My husband doesn't have big enough balls to delete ANY of my RPATTZ pics. He stears clear of physical abuse (of my Twi shit). However, he mentally abuses me when I talk too much about Twi, RPATTZ, and the like. And like you said, I feel he's been pretty gracious with my obsessions over another man. So I settle for the abuse. At least he's not fucking with my shit.

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  52. Excellent post and comments.
    What a fascinating look into the female/male psyche...LOL!!
    Obviously I have been hanging around my shrink friends too much...but that is because I have yet to find Mexican cougar/sabers in southern Mexico...sigh

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  53. I don't hide mine. My bookmark folder is labeled Twilight stuff, my folder for pics is named twilight pics, hell, I just got a skin it in for my Blackberry that is Twilight! My s/o knows of my obsession and only pokes fun every-once-in-a-while. He would NEVER delete any of my stuff, though. He knows he will be missing HIS precious if he did that, if you catch what I mean!

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  54. Damn and I thought I had it bad when Mr. Not So Smutty kidnapped Pocket Edward!

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  55. I experienced this just this morning! FCUK! The hubster had it with my addiction, which is going straight to the PC, to update my blog, once I wake up in the morning and staying very late till the wee hours. He sulked the whole day and was giving me the silent treatment. I thought of this article immediately and backed up all my Rob folders. God, I have never been so shit scared in all my life and its all because of my Rob pics. What a way to be stressed out the whole day. All ends well, I prepped him his fave dish and spared him some two hours watching his 24 DVD, while my mind is raring to go online and check my fave Rob sites and update mine as well. Phew! Is there already a Married WOmen Robaddiction hotline. I think I may need some pro advise. Seriously, lol.
    -Shaui

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  56. Team Switzer-JacobOctober 17, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    My crap isn't actually hidden. It's all in a folder labeled Twilight. On other websites under the title "Feed the Addiction." I'd have been pissed about this. Trashed ALL the pics? x.x Equal to death. And Mr. Twifiled scarred some really hot pics. That'd have constituted some good ole' quality revenge if you ask me.

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  57. wow. i always upload my pics to photobucket, due to paranoia. however, my hubby actually bought me a book called "the Robert Pattinson Album," which is full of Rob pics.

    i always knew i had a great catch. LOL

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  58. hey guys! i know im commenting on this late in the game but i just came across you guys a couple months ago so im reading everything. my secret stash is on my work computer. goes like this... my docs---my pictures---new folder---new folder--- bam! lovely rob porn. the first new folder holds one pic and then the other folder. if that folder were to be obstructed in any way.... there would be bloodshed.

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  59. RejectInterventionApril 29, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    My computer crashed this summer, so all my Rob pics were lost.

    I secretly blame my husband but also wonder it was God's wrath.

    I was right-click-saving as if my very next breath depended on my having every picture ever taken of that gorgeous man. I was a Rob picture-saving whore. True story.

    Now, I ask myself--like I'm a recovering shopoholic--do I absolutely love it? will I use it in the future? can I accessorize it--as in, can I picture myself next to him in the picture? If all three are "yes," then I slowly, like making sweet love to Precious, right-click-save that bad boy.

    Husband can complain but better not touch my stash.

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  60. I don't have any pictures downloaded. (Go ahead and yell at me. I deserve it!)
    I do have the OscarRob picture taped on the closet door though.
    Mr. ISeeTwipeople never walks all the way into the closet, so he never sees it! If he wonders why I always go all the way into the closet and close the door to change clothes, he hasn't said anything yet. And yes I feel like I'm doing a little strip tease just for Robert. If I'm feeling a little bloated, I say "Close Your Eyes Please"! - I have lost my mind, I know.

    My kids are another story. They like to play in the closet and hide in there. My 2 year old daughter can now say Rowb. I think my 7 year old son just rolls his eyes! But NO ONE and I mean NO ONE touches that pic!!!

    I don't get much access to the computer at home and I would never download or save anything personal at work! Those IT fuckers would out me in a heartbeat.

    I get my fill of Robby Goodness through Twitarded! So please JJ&STY keep the great Sunday videos and all the smexy pics coming!

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  61. My 12 year old son is worse than my husband. I have had my RPattz and Twilight desktop wallpaper defiled by him numerous times in much the same way as Twifiled....which goes to show you that grown men are no different than a 12 year old boy. But we knew that already, didn't we. Anyway, I had to password protect my account on the computer to prevent this from happening again. I do think my husband is his silent partner in these crimes though!!! LOL!!!

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  62. OMR!!! That is so wrong!!! I keep my love of Rob under the guise of a Twi-session.

    On top of that all my hard copy Robs are in the Witness Protection Program. Safely and uniquely hidden from the other who wants them destroyed.

    Same goes for my digi-Rob pics. Witness Protection Program. They are discreetly and carefully hidden on 2 different hard drives, and across the internet.

    I learned the hard way after losing all of my beloved Dane Cook photos in an "incident".

    It's not nice, and I so feel for the hurt ones. BTDT twice in my life.

    Good news is that Rob is still safely hidden away from the monsters that be. (Fingers crossed, salt over shoulder, lucky horseshoe, Number 7, Four leaf clover)

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