Monday, November 2, 2009

Mini-Edward & KStew Weigh In On Pantygate

Red Bella was busy over the weekend! I think this picture speaks for itself... What's in the lining, you want to know? We'll leave that up to your imagination this time.

(Wait - is Kristen Stewart flipping off the haters?! Thanks, KStew! We love you, too! Er, or something like that...)

Happy Monday - hope this gave you a good chuckle to start off your week - I know I nearly choked when I saw this yesterday. Things got a little messy, but it was totally worth it!

59 comments:

  1. ROFL! These cracked me up when I saw them on Twitter yesterday. Yet more proof Red Bella, just how fantastic you are! You should start designing them for The Office, imagine the BB's surprise when he ripped Bella's panties off and found his pic in the crotch muhahaha!

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  2. These are so funny. We had all kinds of dirty conversations over here about the placement of the lips on the boxers, the finger - we are a dirty bunch indeed. HIGHlarious this is.

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  3. This is hilarious! Thanks for the Monday chuckle.

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  4. Red_Bella is pure genius. I have nothing else to say.

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  5. The only think that kept me from busting out laughing is because I'm at work... I had to do one of those laughs where I hold it in or I might spit water all over my desk lol.

    Red Bella = genius!

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  6. Haha! That's a fantastic way to start my monday... :)

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  7. Oooohh, my mini-E is so jealous! He's already pissed cos I won't get him a mini-B.

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  8. @Banshee713, get him a Chimpsten, they're not as whiny ;o)

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  9. Holy Hell...I absolutely love it! There is no better way to get over something than to make fun of yourself! I will love you all no matter what you have on your panties!!!

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  10. Perfect picture choice. You have a whole new career in front of you, Red Bella!

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  11. @stan: just saw the pics, that is too funny! Must get a Chimpsten asap...

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  12. Hilarious, Red_Bella! TFF! You are a genius!!

    veri word: nonstch - these are totes nonstch boxers - make sure to get the right size cause these don't stretch, if you get my drift.

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  13. LOVES IT!!!

    Red_Bella, let us know if you start opening up orders for little Mini-E KStew boxers, cause those are SO EFFING AWESOME!!!

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  14. @Red_Bella. You are genius because appropriately the photo is exactly what the haters need to do!
    Thanks for making me smile, um, and is it bad that I want those little boxers for my mini E? I'm just saying...

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  15. LOL - Red Bella is amazing!

    And on an unrelated note - everybody seems to own a miniE. Does it make me less of a freak that I don't? :D

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  16. @Red_Bella--Can I put my order in for my Pocket E? So great! Best comeback EVER!

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  17. Success is the sweetest revenge!!!

    Red_Bella is AMAZING!!! And seems to have a great attitude and sense of humor. Much love for the KStew Boxers! We can't leave out Mini E.

    @Jelena - Don't worry, we don't ALL have them. But I LOVE the adventures of Mini Edward and how he's so well traveled and photographed. Maybe some day I will take him around Washington and Oregon (I live in WA state) with me and take pics by all the waterfalls and rivers he knows so well. Tee hee...

    Word Verif: dustom. I dust...om did that.

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  18. Absolute WIN! Red Bella, you rock!

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  19. @Red Bella I wish I had the mad skills and the wit that you have. You inspire me. Pure genius!

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  20. Absolutely classic!! Red Bella does it again! ;)

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  21. @Jelena - I don't have one either. I asked a couple of friends who are aware of my um, hobby to get me one for my birthday but I don't think they thought I was serious. Might just break down and surprise myself with one. But first I need some Twitarded gear for the premiere. Decisions, decisions.

    By the way, I saw the first TV trailer for New Moon last night. Luckily I was alone in my fangirl glory.

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  22. @Jelena & suzspetals - Mini E doesn't live here either, but if I could get away with it I would buy a FSE, dress him up in pajamas, and put him in bed between me and Mr. Any Mouse. Sad to say, it's not happening.

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  23. @suzspetals....me too me too. It was so weird seeing the first TV ad after watching so many incarnations on the computer.

    I totally showed my age too...I called over my 16 year old daughter in my excitement to look at it. She was like "uh...ok..they play like every commercial break on MTV."

    Um....oh... (I could almost hear her mentally say 'loser.') LOL

    wv: glupec...hmmm, I could glue my mouth to a certain pec

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  24. @fanficzombie - Well, we'll just have to squeal together. And who the hell watches MTV anyway? Did you know they used to play music videos in the old days before reality trash TV? What a concept.

    It's really November now!

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  25. @Jelena: I don't own a miniE... yet *bows head in shame*

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  26. You know Red Bella, you should make FSE some of these undies. What does everyone else think? Maybe even O-PATZ. Just sayin'.

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  27. Red_bella - You're a genius.

    @Jelena - Me neither. I think it'd be grounds for divorce around here *sniff sniff*....oh well....

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  28. @Red_bella - My Pocket Edward is SO jealous and feels totally nekkid now. I hope the boxers are ultra-absorbent because that's one honkin' bottle of water he's drinking ;)

    @STY - Thanks for the Monday chuckle, although this still doesn't get you off the hook. Waiting for your Bella costume pics.

    Lisa

    word ver - uphim (FOR REAL!) JJ & STY, do you come up with your own word vers for us? LMAO!

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  29. @ Lisa, had to chuckle at your VW!
    Right, am off to bed, hopefully for sweet dreams of VF Rob *sigh*. Night ladies xx

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  30. so great!

    VW- i see london, i see france, i see edward's "unciden"s

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  31. Phew! I feel relieved now knowing that there are others who miniE-less. But suddenly, after reading about him so much, I'm starting to itch for one; a serious itch that I don't know whether I'll be able to not scratch. I wonder what DH's reaction would be? Probably just roll his eyes.

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  32. P.S. It's Jelena, just from a different account. :D

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  33. @Jelena, I was keeping mine a secret from Mr Stan, but the kids outed me. Life is a little more stressful now as I have to keep them hidden or I find I have to wrestle them off him. Poor Mini-E hs already sustained a nail to the crotch voodoo attack and been tied to a firework. Lucky I got there in time...

    VW - proderee, RPattaz can engage in a little proderee with me anytime he likes

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  34. HA! that's awesome! take that you fuckin haters. :P

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  35. @Jelena (and anyone else out there without their own PE) - It wasn't until I found my home away from home at Twitarded that I wanted/had to have my own PE. They were having WAY too much fun with theirs. If you haven't gone back through the archives to see some of their older posts featuring adventures with PE, you really need to. Let us know when you bring yours home ;)

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  36. @Stan - oh no, poor miniE - the nail to the crotch is really brutal. Hope RPrattz didn't get to feel it, though. :D

    @sprtzmom - I'm starting to realize that having a miniE and/or building a Twilight shrine could be fun, but I live in Serbia, and don't own a credit card (I stay away from that evil, LoL). I am too mortified to ask someone to order the minniE for me - like my bro who lives in Amsterdam, or my uncle who lives in Canada. I'd probably never hear the end of it.

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  37. @Jelena, well Mr Stan did laugh and tell me that I'd better get online and check that Rob was ok lol! I don't mind getting the mini-E for you if you like, I'm in the UK. I could get one and then post it over. Let me know :o)

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  38. @Jelena - Serbia? As Bella would say, "Holy crow!" It never ceases to amaze me how global this whole Robsession is. That's awesome.

    @Stan - You're a sweetheart and beat me to the punch. I have no idea how much it would cost to ship from the U.S., but we are talking about a Twitard family member here. Let me know if I can help.

    Lisa

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  39. @Lisa I was shocked when I posted my fic on FF.net, you can check your traffic and I've had visitors from Peru, Ghana and South Korea! I was pretty shocked lol!

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  40. @Stan - Wow!! And while we're making confessions, I am going to confess that I haven't read one single chapter of fanfic (gasp!). Originally it was because I felt a silly sense of loyalty to the "real" Edward. Now it's a fear that the 3-4 hours of sleep I'm currently getting would be lost to fanfic. Hope this doesn't mean I have turn in my key to the house of Twitardia.

    Lisa

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  41. @Stan and sprtzmom - thanks, you're real sweethearts. I need to think this over a bit, to see how much it would cost me. Maybe I should just bite the bullet and ask my bro, who's the one who got me the books in the first place (I wanted to read them in English). And I only read them like two months ago. Plus - I don't really rely on the post office here, so that too is a major issue for me. :(

    @Stan - so you write fanfic? Send me a link do that I can read it. I started writing one story myself. Uploaded the first chapter last week.

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  42. @Jelena, if you change your mind then let me know, I don't mind. The mini-E is £10 over here, I can't imagine postage would be much.

    This is my fic Natural Satellites & Shooting Stars

    Do you have a link to yours?
    VW - edgeopen, hmmm ;o)

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  43. @Stan - I will think about it. But then, how will I pay you back, if I don't own a credit card? Hm.

    Still, you have no idea how much this means to me. I feel so alone in this Twi-obsession - cause the mania here hasn't really taken hold. Most have seen the movie and like it, but I don't know anyone who's read the books, let alone at this stage where I am.

    Here's the link to mine: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5474379/1/The_Canvas

    I will read yours asap!

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  44. @Stan - Shit. Just lost my fanfic virginity . . . at work! Read your first chapter and LOVED it. Shit, shit, shit!

    Lisa

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  45. Wooo! I'm honoured to have taken it and glad it wasn't a let down :oP! x

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  46. @Stan - You know this means you're going to have to marry me now ;) LOL!

    My word ver is rolsesse which, of course, my brain translated into robsesse(d).

    That made me remember what happened on my way into work this morning. I got behind an SUV with a license plate that read DG BLACK. Just sayin'.

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  47. @Jelena: I'm late as usual. But I don't own a credit card also but here there is a wonderfull program that the banks provide in their home pages that you get a code number, much like a credit card number, and you can shop, using your day-to-day average account and emulate a virtual credit card. Don't know if your bank has it there.
    Another think I found out is that, although you may not have a credit card, on some on-line shops they accept the regular cards as if they where credit (once again, I don't know if it's some sort of agreement portuguese banks have).

    About the post office, I can relate. I get mail packages thrown over my wall all the time *sigh* They just put an extre protecting for "brute" mailmen!

    @Lisa and Stan: are we twitardeds invited for the wedding???? :)

    Kisses.

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  48. @Selene - I'll have to clear it with Stan, but maybe we can coordinate our big day with Twitard-con 2010. At the very least, a bachelorette party is in order, don't you think ;)

    Lisa

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  49. @Lisa: I'm in, I'm in! Squeee! Twitard-con 2010 is becoming better by the second ;)

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  50. A Twitarded wedding? Fantastic! PMSL!

    VW - liasc, I'd do Rob in an instant, if he'd on-liasc

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  51. Oooohh, my mini-E is so jealous! He's already pissed cos I won't get him a mini-B.

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