I LOVE this video! You may have already seen it at ROBsessed - thanks to Gozde, and thanks to Just_Christy for getting the word out! Yum. I even watched it twice to make sure there were no spoiler shots. And then I watched it again, just to be safe... You know, you can't be too careful... Uh, maybe I should just go watch it one more time just to be certain... and then after I clean up myself and all the drool puddles, I will watch it a couple more times... sigh... 17 MORE DAYS - WOOOO!!!
Stay tuned - we'll be posting something else a little later tonight! In the meantime, feast your eyes on this one minute and fifty second long slice of heaven...
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phwarrrrrrrr. JEEEZ what can I say? It's been said before... he's sex on toast.
ReplyDeleteHoly Fuckity Fuck Fuck! While gone on Emancipation Proclamation leave (thanks to LKW)look what the hell I've been missin' on my fav. blog... new pics of the smokin' fuckin' hottest of fuckhottie males EVER!!! I am havin' to wipe up drool and other bodily fluids that I'm too much of a lady to mention.
ReplyDeleteI don't smoke but, fuck I need a smoke.(He does so many bad things to me *sigh*)
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you for the NICE VIDS and pics over the past few dayz. I REALLY do heart you dames.
Damn...I promised myself I would catch-up with all my work tonight that I pushed to the side today to peruse the hotness that VF has bestowed upon us. Now you go ahead an post this vid! I.Am.Doomed.
ReplyDeletevw: lenthe - let's hope so!
son of a rpatzz panty biotch.
ReplyDeleteit won't open. Guess I'll have to watch the other two vids to get me through my work night.
oooooh yeah.
ffffffffffffffuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkk - so so hawt.
ReplyDeleteomg im jelly.
ReplyDeletewhy does it not open for me?
why must I be denied the fuckhawtness that is Robward.
Tear.
And being bad never felt so good ;)
ReplyDeleteLisa
word ver: theding - possibly a clue to the upcoming Twitard post?!
Holy Lord. My favorite youtube clip ever. Hands. Down.
ReplyDeleteAfter watching this hawtfest I am 100% convinced that he knows exactly what he is doing to us when he looks at the camera the way he does. For all his, "why do people want to look at me?" bravado, he KNOWS he is fuckhot. TRUST.
He should totes be illegal. Really.
P.S.--Dear God,
Thanks.
Love, Kat
My head is spinning, must breath! That was oh so good.
ReplyDeleteOne of my TwiFB friends and I were just throwing around some word play in regard to the photo of Rob eating corn on the cob and eating lobster....it went from 'porn on the cob' and she came back with 'Porn on the Rob'--I like it.
Mmmmmmm--now that is a meal I would like to have.
@kat...I agree with you. RPatts and the camera---He KNOWS what he is doing to us and fuck do I love him for it.
ReplyDeleteAnd ditto on the Dear God message too. :D
Dildo, um, I mean ditto to the above. LOL
ReplyDeleteGod what a slice of heaven, STY! Thanks for posting the lovely and I am bowing down to the person who made that vid.
ReplyDeleteLOL @VitaminR, love 'porn on the rob' Most definitely!
Porn on the Rob? Fucking great.
ReplyDeleteRottymama - murdered me with your comment. Do you know how painful wine out the nose is?
It just occurred to me that I tweeted this and ML's band follows me and I think I said... oh wait, he's fucking used to it. Never mind.
Good grief is RPattz fucking hawt. It hurts.
Oh JJ, I am sorry, ROTFLMAO! I have been wanting to say that for a while.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone get the VF mag yet???
WV/retyinsa...He is burning my retyinsa's!
i am pregnant with that videos baby. that is all. *thud*
ReplyDeleteGahhhhhhhhhhhh! What...how...ahhh...my brain is scrambled. Man he is H-O-T.
ReplyDelete:::wiping slobber off the keyboard:::
my mind is so scrambled right now. AHHH..
ReplyDeletealso where i can i find the pics of him laying in the grass with his foot on the piano? i pretty much need that as my wallpaper right now.
Um, I am almost ashamed to say that one brought a ear to my eye. My fav. Rob video EVER. Jesus motherfucking Christ!!!!! He cannot be real.
ReplyDeleteI love that it ends with cuddly rob in the blanket. That's my fave. He's just sitting on the steps looking at the ocean and thinking about how awesome it is to have someone like me. Meanwhile, I'm thinking the same of him. We snuggle under the blanket and they lay it down on the sand....
ReplyDeleteWAIT! Going too far...
WV: gonfirke. After this video I've gonfirke-n crazy.
oh That was soooooo fucking good.
ReplyDeleteYum-o-la..
sigh. that HAWT motherfucker.
thx for posting this hot buttered Rob feast!
sshhhh. would you all just shut the fuck upppp for a sec...i need to to watch this again. don't dirty his images with a bunch of talkover. ;)
ReplyDeleteseriously...fucktastic.
Ohkay...that was just soooo delicious. Thanks JJ & STY for posting; Gozde,and Just_Christy for creating. I seriously salivated instantly. Mission accomplished! ;)
ReplyDeleteword ver: gagglenm. as in: why don't you go gagglenm them bitches, whilst i distract Rob with my tongue.
@WakeGrace, all the untagged pics are on ROBsessed and the outtakes are at the vanity fair website (think the piano fall one is one of these - it makes me LOL, people falling over always does!)
ReplyDeleteAlso I might have to divorce some of my friends, apparently they watched the vid and he doesn't do it for them. Bloody weirdos.
VW - saupearb "Robear, that photo shoot was simply sau-pear-b"
Oh my fucking God, I just want to show that man a thing or 3. Desperately just want to fuck his brains out. Far too good looking for his own goods and you JUST know he is gonna get better as he gets older. Sigh, I'm jelly, I'm blancmange, I need a cigarette and I quit 15 years ago. Man you girls are good, I love this site, I love you guys, I LOVE ROBERT PATTINSON!!!! hysterics ensue, I'm going to change my pants! :0)
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ReplyDeleteI love reading your blog because you're snarky 30-somethings like me! So great to find you and your hilarious blog. I especially love the love you show Mr.Snarky. So refreshing to find someone who can appreciate RPatt but really loves her Real Life Partner- nice! This video was totally fab, and it also made me realize that DAMN- I think my husband looks this good. Srsly. I need to make him get professional pics that I can drool over.
ReplyDeleteMwah, girls!!!
I know what I'm getting hubby as an early xmas present; a CPR crash course!
ReplyDelete*died*
Verif Word: pured. Yeah, it's what I used to be before Twilight/fanfic/Mr. Robert Hot Pattinson!
from the VF interview...
ReplyDelete"There are no wild nights out at clubs—even if he could go out without being mobbed, Pattinson would prefer to curl up with a good book."
a good book? how about a few hundred drooling aqgressive
30+ Twitards?
'cause he is delicious and nutritous. and delicious.
curled up with a book.
can you imagine? oh, i can...
all snuggled up, reading Twilight to ya in that lilting voice of his.
sigh...
Holy hawtness! I just finally got to a computer that would open this vid. @mrskenobi74 - yes yes, the only thing that would make it better would be the sound of his lilting voice. Why does everything about him just ooze sex?
ReplyDeleteF Kat
@mrskenobi74: grrr... I was just starting to recover a bit. Imagining him reading twilight to me... *died all over again*
ReplyDeleteGahhhhhhhhhhhh! What...how...ahhh...my brain is scrambled. Man he is H-O-T.
ReplyDelete:::wiping slobber off the keyboard:::
My head is spinning, must breath! That was oh so good.
ReplyDeleteOne of my TwiFB friends and I were just throwing around some word play in regard to the photo of Rob eating corn on the cob and eating lobster....it went from 'porn on the cob' and she came back with 'Porn on the Rob'--I like it.
Mmmmmmm--now that is a meal I would like to have.