Wednesday, December 23, 2009

The 12 Days of Christmas... Sort of

I can't sing. Seriously. I'm sure you could guess this if you heard my annoying fucking voice on the Twigasm podcast [which is available now! and we're on it! check it out HERE!] but, yeah, I can't sing.

Which is why I give a big-ball-salute to folks who can. Or, um, can't really but do it anyway (Hey! They said it first!). They get an even bigger-ball-salute if they record that shit and somehow manage to incorporate Twilight into the song because, let's face it, that's like the trifecta of hysterical. I mean, the only thing that would make it even funnier is if they also tied in the holiday season. I can't imagine any crazy ass bitches doing that.

Oh wait... yes, I can - Twi Soup...

These two ridiculously saucy chicks have taken it upon themselves to do their own little ditty - The 12 Things That Summit Did and it's fucking cute and rude all at the same time. Which is impressive (it's also impressive that one of them was barely recovered from a bout of swine flu when they recorded this)... Oh, and even fucking better - they totally called out Summit for doing a few particularly shitty things to yours truly! Take that, Summit, and shove it up your sparkly ass. Fuckers.



Oh, and speaking of big balls I was feeling a little nostalgic for a band I used to love when I was a teen [not datin' myself with this one. Nope, not at all...] and came across this video and just had to post it because it's just... kinda wrong. And SO funny.

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  1. WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!
    *APPLAUDS TWI-SOUP LOUDLY*
    Was I the only one that applauded at the end of that?! I love the Twi-Soup girls, they're hilarious, that is one of their finest moments :o).

    I'm skipping the Balls for now, seriously, I feel like I'm getting ball-bound, I will return though when I can stomach more ;o)

    VW - contrump - that's in honour of constipated Edward needing to fart right? Not sure if it's just Brit but we use trump for fart :o)

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  2. ha ha ha! that was totally funny and got me in the Twi-xmas mood!!!!

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  3. That was brilliant really so darn funny ..you girls rock ..Have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year ....

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  4. I can't wait to listen to the podcast. Merry Christmas!

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  5. Twi-soup girls ROCK!How did they come up with all these things?!wow

    p.s.NOONE FUCKS WITH TWITARDED!NOONE!

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  6. Twisoup brought me back to the catechism Christmas play of 1988 on the mini casio Mrs.Harped played with the addition of the f-word (has anyone read/purchased the F-Word book?).

    And seriously, what the fuck was Summit thinking?

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  7. I am still listening to the podcast (at work!) and loving it! Uploaded it to my iPod Touch, too :)

    It's so great hearing your voices and learning more about what goes on behind the scenes here at Twitarded. So proud of you two and so proud to be a Twitard!

    I will be back to check out this post and the videos though - promise!

    Lisa

    P.S.: Jenny's laugh gets me every single time.

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  8. Wow I peed myself a little when I saw we were your post of the day.

    I feel totally fucking honored.

    Honestly I'm just glad other people think the crazy ass shit we do is funny...

    And NO ONE fucks with Twitarded...seirously.

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  9. Excellent. thanks for posting the 12 days of christmas. I love those ladies,... you ladies (smiling and biting lip so I dont choke) are great also...

    Merry Christmas from southern Mexico.

    wv.curpurm---WHO invents these?

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  10. Love the 12 days!!! Our twi kids xmas carols don't compare and the mini Edward, Bella, and Jacob may not be as good as those ladies, but we like our Twilight carols! Hope you do too!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIF19eogv2E

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  11. that video is fuckin' brilliant...just brilliant!!!
    I'm going to listen to the podcast tonight...while I wrap presents. It is christmasy, right? LOLOL.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!

    xoxoxoxoxoxo

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  12. Fucking Brilliant!
    Hats off to the ladies at Twisoup!

    I nearly fucking peed myself at "Twitchy fucking Bella"

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  13. Holy crow that was fucking funny. The TwiSoup girls made me bust a gut but when I watched the Spongebob video I thought I might die from laughter! Thank you for posting that....I'm gonna put Spongebob on my Facebook so all of my "normal" friends can enjoy it.

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  14. That was hilarious! Totally made my day! Happy Holidays, Twitarded!

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  15. The TwiSoup video was fucking hysterical! That is one of the funniest things I have seen/heard in forever! Love it! Love that it is so out of tune--that makes it even better. Oh and I couldn't agree with you TwiSoup ladies more. Especially regarding the trainwreck they call the meadow scene.

    Happy Holidays Twitards!

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  16. ENCORE ENCORE!that was fucking awesome! so hysterical and i completly agree with them! Way to call Scummit out on some of the crap they pull!

    Happy Christmas Ladies!!!

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  17. BRILLIANT! I loved the 12 Things - they were ALL so true!

    Congrats Twi-Soup ladies!!! You're some ballzy chicks. Thanks for making us laugh. :)

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  18. Oh Twi-Soup ladies are hilarious!!!!!!!!! Oh and I LOVE AC/DC's Big Balls!!!!!!!!!!

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  19. jajajajaja so so funny!! granpa's shoes and jake's afro FTW!!!

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  20. i am working on christmas eve. and i'm the ONLY one up here at work. needless to say, i was SUPER grumpy this morning.
    and now i'm smiling. even laughing. "12 things..." was fucking brilliant. thank you.

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  21. Finally made it back over here to watch the Twi-Soup Video. Hilarious! I'll have that in my head now while driving to my in-laws for Christmas Eve.

    Merry Christmas all you Twitards!

    Lisa

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  22. That was really great! So funny. I guess we all have a love hate relationship with Summit, now don't we?

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  23. WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!
    *APPLAUDS TWI-SOUP LOUDLY*
    Was I the only one that applauded at the end of that?! I love the Twi-Soup girls, they're hilarious, that is one of their finest moments :o).

    I'm skipping the Balls for now, seriously, I feel like I'm getting ball-bound, I will return though when I can stomach more ;o)

    VW - contrump - that's in honour of constipated Edward needing to fart right? Not sure if it's just Brit but we use trump for fart :o)

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  24. I can't wait to listen to the podcast. Merry Christmas!

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