Friday, December 25, 2009

From Us to You. Happy Holidays



Oh Hai, bitches.

We decided that we were going to do one great big "happy family" photo shoot to wish all of you the merriest of merry. As usual, it turned into a giant debacle but...



Thank you. All of you. We are amazed, shocked and waaaaaay beyond fucking pleased about everything that has happened this year. Seriously. We can't even begin to tell you how honored we are to be a part of this. I'd cry but it would totally ruin my mascara.

We figured you guys would enjoy the outtakes more than the actual finished product (which was lame and sucked and one of us may have been a little too drunk to continue) so hopefully this will make you snicker a little until we get a chance to chew the shit with y'all again.

So from us Twitarded bitches - we wish you and your loved ones the bestest, happiest festive season ever. Cheers, whore-flaps. We love you more than you may realize.






So, Mwah! Happy holidays,
Hugs and kisses,
Jenny
Snarky
OPattz
and friends

50 comments:

  1. oh look, I'm first because I should be spending time with my family on Christmas, but I'm surfing TWI-sites instead. Wow, I'm a bitch! =D
    Anyways, thanks gals! You are all adorable

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  2. So glad OPattz made a return visit for the family photo! Love you bitches so much! Thank you for all of the time effort and work you put into this kinky fuckery.

    Merry Christmas and a Joyous New Year.

    Yours,

    Fkat

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  3. i'm a constant lurker but what better time to make an appearance than Christmas!
    so Merry Christmas! you guys are my favorite snarky Twibitches.

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  4. LOVE YOU GIRLIES!!!
    Happy ChristmaHanuKwanzaKa!

    I love the last pic the mostest!


    Hubster woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn this morning. as I sleepily stumble my way towards the bathroom I ran right into FStwilightE! I lit'rally almost peed my pants from fright then laughter...good times.

    Also, finally got to listen to the latest twigasm podcast and LOOOOVED IT! you girls did awesome!! and it was super fun getting to hear you both, and your adorable accents! truth.


    *smooches*
    KG

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  5. 10.40pm Christmas day: just waved the family off, tucked the kid in bed, opened the whiskey and cracked open the twicrack.

    Merry Fucking Christmas at last :)

    Happy Christmas to you my favourite girls xx

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  6. HO HO HO (in the good sense of the word)

    Merry Christmas Ladies, I adore your humor,self assurance, and fearlessness n the face of huge corporations trying to poach your hand drawn logos ( love the hats BTW)

    I am also continually thankful for the eye candy your supply me with. You are both my favorite enablers.

    Turkey is in the oven, times like this I wish I drank...LOL!!

    ps-welcome christy.

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  7. OK- First I thought That's STY's hand getting cozy with RPATZZ - then I thought oh it must be Mr. SNARKY cause he's a keeper - but NOOOO..it's OPATZZ.. STY is such a xmas whore. but we knew that - now we have the evidence.
    Love the outtakes! Merry Merry girlz!

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  8. Merry Christmas Twibeezys!!!!!!!!!
    3 robs are better than one!
    whoooooooooooooooot!

    xoxo
    cp

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  9. Gotta get that bottle of whiskey in there... you're such lushes!! Love you guys! Thanks for a twitardedly awesome year.

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  10. OPattz *tear* good times! Merry Christmas, my fave Twi-biatches - MMMWAH!
    - Lorabell :D

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  11. Merry Christmas you guys, you crack me up! I look forward to another year of Robfuckery, or Tomfoolery or what ever the hell we do her besides curse and lust...
    And to Rob, I hope you are out there having a great day somewhere. My pathetic self sure wishes I knew where because I am becaming a little bit of a harmless stalker when it comes to knowing your whereabouts.....

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  12. Merry Christmas to you ladies too! Love the pics! xxx

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  13. Merry Christmas to all my fellow Twitards, esp JJ and STY. I've had so much fun and giggle-snorts reading your crazy adventures and snarky remarks this year. Here's to another year of trailer poops, Rpattz, OPattz, FSE, Mini-E, and twiporn! I cannot wait!

    XO,
    Rachael

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  14. Merry Christmas! Thanks for all the laughs...they really come in handy when I'm at work.

    This post reminds me that I have to get my Twilight FSE back. Out of all places it is at my church! We used it for our Christmas play the other night, because we are just that awesome.

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  15. Merry Christmas ladies! Your witty writing and snarky balls-out humor has given me a tremendous year and something to look forward to daily. Cheers!

    P.S. The pics are fantastic! As we all know from RPattz, the outtakes are better than the real thing :)

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  16. Merry Christmas ladies and thank you so much for all your witty, crazy, I-like-to-bite-your-head-off-because-it's-good-for-you posts - juts can't get enough of them!

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  17. Fucking awesome, ladies (and OPattz)! Great photos all - good to see mini-E holding the sign up. Good job, mini-E! I am coveting your boots, JJ. Looks like y'all had a good time - thanks for all the great work you do!!!

    Merry Christmas, Twitarded pals if I haven't said so already!

    R

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  18. It was a long wonderful day and I was blessed with a family that didn't roll their eyes (much) when I squealed loudly opening my 2 Twilight soundtracks. Also, 'Santa' got me the vampire tribute magazine featuring The Precious. (My kid might be connecting the dots about Santa this year...) Someone was also paying attention and got me a flask after I couldn't find one anywhere for New Moon.

    Yes, I'm a happy Twitard this year and it's also thanks to you two funny, smart, lushy, cute, irreverent, porn-addicted bitches. *sniff* Thanks for letting me in the club and here's wishing you 1000 stalkers by New Year's Eve.

    @WhyistheRumAlwaysGone - I was just now half-ass watching Pirates with my kid and I heard 'that' line and immediately thought "hey, I know her!" Then opened up this post and saw you! It's eerie how it's ALL related to Twilight:-)

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  19. Merry Christmas ladies and O'Pattz! Thanks for all the laughs! The pics are fantastic!

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  20. Merry Christmas to all the residents of Twitardia! And to our fearless leaders, Mr. Snarky, ML, and OPattz too! Love the photos! OK, back to RL now...bottoms up! XOXO.

    P.S. I may or may not have snuck to the bathroom to read and/or type this message. A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

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  21. Just getting home from a wonderful Christmas day spent with my side of the family. Couldn't wait to check out my blog roll and had a HUGE smile on my face when I saw that you had actually posted today!

    Love the outtakes, love JJ's outfit, and love OPattz for taking time out of his busy schedule to participate :)

    If I was ever forced to choose just one blog to spend the rest of my Robsanity-filled days with, it would be yours. It's always been yours. You were the part of my life that I never knew was missing but now know I could never live without.

    Thanks for all that you do, and here's to more Robsanity in 2010!

    @Cat - That doesn't make you a bitch. It makes you dedicated ;)

    @Living with Edward - LMFAO! You are that awesome. You have to tell us what, exactly, Twilight FSE did in the church play!

    Lisa

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  22. Merry Christmas!!! Thanks for all the laughs!!!

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  23. Merry Christmas to all you beautiful ladies!

    Thanks for the pics, what a great way to wind down my holiday celebrations!

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  24. Mwah! I'm actually surprised we even got comments on this one!! You guys are total slackers, lol. Just like me. Mommy (not a)Jerkface confiscated my crackberry upon arrival.

    So, this morning when I was doing the family thang (after my aunt mortified the fuck out of me by informing ML that he was the first guy who "stuck around" for an extended period...) my dad sidled over to me and asked me where OPattz learned his dance moves. Not sure if it's funny or if I should horrified.

    Anyhoo. Love you whore-flaps!! Mwah!

    P.S. - I think the Eggnog had Rum in it... I'm done... lol

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  25. I just snorted popcorn up my nose i was laughing so hard at those out takes. OSE ftw!
    You girls are beyond awesome, thanks for the Christmas goodies.
    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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  26. Merry Christmas JJ, STY & all Twitards! Love the pics, esp OPattz of course :o). I see NM Edward disapproved though, what a surprise, does anything please that mardy fecker??? Sorry, I think I'm beginning to develop issues with him LOL.

    Hope you're not all too hungover today. We went next door to the inlaws yesterday, but everyone's coming here today so I won't be able to sneak away *tut* xx

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  27. Merry Christmas you crazy twi-whores. I love you guys!

    @Lisa---get the f*ck away from your family and start photoshopping the birth scenes. I love you Lisa.

    Peace, Love, Whore Flaps,

    Mrs.P

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  28. Merry Christmas JJ and STY.

    @Mrs.P. - LoL!. You tell her! ;D

    A huge Mwah to all.

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  29. @17foreverlisa - Totally agree that this is the one must-have Twilight blog! I didn't know there was a name for the "special" kind of love I had for Twilight until I stumbled upon Twitarded. You twats love Twilight the way I do - unconditionally and irrevocably; with a HUGE heaping helping of sarcasm and irreverence LOL

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  30. Happy Holidays to you too my girls!!!
    love you love you looove you so so much!!!!

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  31. Happy Holidays Ladies!
    It's been a fun year and looking forward to another year of debauchery and drunken fun!

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  32. Awesome pics!

    Merry Mis Mis to both of you!

    VW: FLOGOT
    "I flogot what life was like before my Twitarded bloggy friends."

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  33. Happy Holidays!!
    Just wanted to tell you that i think this blog is amazing!you two are really funny!
    BTW, you should check this out: http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/ . It's a funny review of the twilight books.

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  34. @17foreverlisa: FSE had a very important role. He played the father of the family in the play. We didn't have any ballsy men to actaually do it so I thought who is a better actor than FSE? A lot of people, I know, but he was available. He wore a Bill Cosby mask for the part but it looked hilarious with his pale white arms and hot little body. I will post a pic on my blog soon.

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  35. @Living with Edward - A Bill Cosby mask? That's freaking hilarious. I just went and checked out your blog. What an awesome Christmas gift you got!! And the Edward/Vlad post is too cute.

    @christy - Forgot to welcome you to the Land of Twitardia. I know it can be a long journey from the Land of Lurking, but well worth the trip ;)

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  36. Merry Christmas and what a wonderful year it’s been. Thanking you both for making me laugh on a daily basis! When things getting shitty in RL or even if I just sulk over not having any twifriends, I always know I can count on you guys to cheer me up. I’m so thankful that I found this blog.

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  37. @suszpetals - hey it's great you recognized the funny line from Pirates I use for my namesake - I used to be a little bit Pirates-addicted and I had a kind of crush on Johnny Depp/Jack Sparrow. But that was before Twilight and Rob... bye, Jack, sorry... how things change!

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  38. I love the Twitarded Family Xmas!!! THanks for sharing! Happy Holidays ladies- you've given me countless hours of entertainment this past year and I am forever indebted to you for it.
    XOXO,
    Abigail

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  39. Alas, I had no cardboard cutouts to molest for Christmas like you guys but I did get a few things from that made up for it....First, I got to read your funny blogs. Second, I received and responded to the TwiBite challenge and did pretty well, if I do say so my self. And lastly, I saw this little golden nugget today on things we learned from Twilight…which gave me a chuckle and restored my broken down playground just a little (if you need an explanation, age about 20 yrs, get married and give birth) Here's the funny...."So if a vampire sparkles in the sunlight...it brings a whole new meaning to the lyric "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick"

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  40. i LOVE IT! happy holidays fellow twitards!

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  41. @tsharee can't wait to read your answers to Mrs. P, the TwiBte challenge is one of the funniest things on the blogosphere right now!

    Also sympathise on your broken down playground. It's a dark day on Twitter when a friend Tweets that her dog wets himself when he's excited and you have to confess that you do too ;o)

    v/w - voloc, Volturi slang? "Shut up Caius, you're talking volocs again."

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  42. JJ & STY, loved the pics! I'm happy to see Edward made it into your holiday pictures. My family wouldn't even consider it (imagine that). Merry Christmas to all my fellow Twitards!

    My veri word is ressma and that's too damn close to renessme (shudders)

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  43. @tsharee - Awesome that you got on board and took the TwiBite Challenge. Can't wait to read it.

    Lisa (aka Mrs. P's super bloggy BFF)

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  44. Your blog is a gazillion times cooler that mine, however, check out my latest breaking dawn theory, i think it's pretty cool.
    Peace out.
    www.sotwired.blogspot.com

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  45. Cool observation! Hope you're right.

    Lisa

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  46. Merry Christmas, Twitards and twat waffles! Spent two looong days in Twi-withdrawal but I'm recovering now thanks to some Twitarded tomfuckery. Or should that be Robfuckery, as some clever bitch mentioned earlier?

    @Stan: lol, a Twilight version of my favorite swear?! Yay!

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  48. @tsharee can't wait to read your answers to Mrs. P, the TwiBte challenge is one of the funniest things on the blogosphere right now!

    Also sympathise on your broken down playground. It's a dark day on Twitter when a friend Tweets that her dog wets himself when he's excited and you have to confess that you do too ;o)

    v/w - voloc, Volturi slang? "Shut up Caius, you're talking volocs again."

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  49. Merry Christmas JJ, STY & all Twitards! Love the pics, esp OPattz of course :o). I see NM Edward disapproved though, what a surprise, does anything please that mardy fecker??? Sorry, I think I'm beginning to develop issues with him LOL.

    Hope you're not all too hungover today. We went next door to the inlaws yesterday, but everyone's coming here today so I won't be able to sneak away *tut* xx

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