Saturday, December 12, 2009

More Inappropriate Twilight Spoofs aka Cam Gigandet Kicks Little Girls' Asses

Earlier today, SnarkierThanYou called me to discuss the blog...

STY - What are you posting tonight?
Me - Ugh, my head hurts. What the hell did you do to me last night?
STY - Me?! I didn't do anything to you. You just thought it would be a good idea to drink your weight in vodka. I think I heard your liver begging you to stop.
Me - Whatever. What are you posting today?
STY - I just asked YOU that, idiot. And I can't believe how bad your accent is when you're drunk. You don't slur, you go Jersey. All the way. I think I may have to get ML to ban you from watching MTV's Jersey Shore.
Me - Eat me.
STY - And you were doing some weird happy-dance in my kitchen over the fact that you're younger than me. Looked like you were having a seizure. You're the most annoying person I've ever met.
Me - Pshaw, right. Look in a mirror. Hey, want to come over and watch Twilight Rifftrax tonight? I have the extended version.
STY - Sure. What are you posting tonight?
Me -
STY - Hello? Hellooooooo?
Me - Ummmm, I'll think of something. I need to find some Tylenol first.

And then I remembered that the lovely Moi from Twigasm sent me a link to a few videos that had me laughing my drunk ass off. Then I fell out of the chair and STY pointed and laughed.

So, if you want to see something that will hopefully make you laugh until you piddle yourself, go here. There are a few Twilight related videos on the stream and they are all wonderfully un-PC and wrong on more than a few levels. Right up the Twitarded alley, in other words.

In the meantime, we felt we would be remiss if we didn't give you one tiny little Robward morsel so...

My vagina just squealed and clapped her lips together in excitement...
[note from STY: omg it looks like this pic was taken by someone hiding in his pants! JJ, what have I told you about that?! and is there room for me? um I know it will be a...tight squeeze [ahem]...I'm SO ok with that...]


How can I get JJ and STY back to their hiding place in my manties?? I MUST think of something...

[click on manties...then come back...trust me...]

37 comments:

  1. Ladies, you are my inspiration. You are the wind beneath my wings.

    Manties?? BEST MADE UP WORD, EVAR.

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  2. Well, fuck me happy!!!! I luuuuuuv it ladies, manites and all!!!

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  3. @SadieVincent - About 10 years ago I lived in an apartment with four guys. For about a month there was also another girl living there and one day I came home from work and she was standing in the living room, shrieking "OH MY GOD!! FUCKING MANTIES EVERYWHERE!!" because one of our roommates left his undies all over the place and she finally lost it. LOL.

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  4. LOL! I live with 2 male roommates and I've seen my fair share of manties strewn here and there... but I never knew of the word 'manties'... until tonight. My roommates will soon know that word very well, and very soon. :)

    Your story and that girl's reaction = EPIC WIN. :)

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  5. Yo JJ!!! Awesome post, as usual. Um..anyone else wondering if he just has a lot of grey manties or that, by some slim chance...he is using the same ones?

    Who fucking cares. I don't. I hope they're sewn into his pants so they both slide off together.

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  6. Awesome awesome awesome. Love you girls - what a good way to begin Saturday night!

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  7. Gray boxer briefs are the ultimate manty awesomeness. And all the evidence points to that being what he wears.
    Is it warm in here?

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  8. OMG. The Vampax commercial on Babelgum is priceless! Better get a couple boxes, ladies - just in case!

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  9. Manties!! that is great!

    Check this out if you haven't already...please!! Two guys doing a whole rap on Twilight? It is hilarious!!!

    "If you like then you should have put your fangs in it!"

    You'll never sing Beyonce's song the same again!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD7Ww55W4Zs

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  10. JJ - Have you noticed in the few glimpses of Precious we've seen in the past few weeks that he's NOT shaving? I can only pray there are more bearded Rob pics for our self - uh, I mean - viewing pleasure.

    Also, I love the manties trend. May they replace white jockeys forever.

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  11. Mmmmmmm Manties! Of course I only get excited about manties when he is inside them. I was always a classic boxer kind of girl until RPattz...now I find myself buying Mr. VitR Costco packs of boxer briefs that may or not be various shade of gray.

    Love the videos. My favorite it the Twilight Cycles one--though the Cam one comes in at a close second.

    Nice to hear you tied one on last night. Have you had a little "hair of the dog" yet? Always works for me!

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  12. Now that you mentioned it, he does always seem to be wearing gray manties.

    @SuzsPetals - I have noticed that! I love me some unshaven Robward! I mean, he's ridiculously beautiful to begin with but when he has a beard. Holy fucking yum.

    @VitaminR - Hair of the dog? Yup. I don't normally get hungover but I was feeling it today. Ugh. LOL!

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  13. MTV's Jersey shore already exists... it's called Guido Beach!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weU2olAl-E

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  14. @JJ--The hangover is one of those things that gets worse with age....it sucks. I used to have the stomach of steel and now, if I am not careful, I am a whimpering, pathetic mess.

    Mmmm....more Beardy Rob please!

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  15. How come I don’t get any of the fun associated with a hangover. I just get the hangover. I’m no fucking kidding, working on day four of my migraine. Somebody drown me please.

    Anyways, I love manties!

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  16. Manties hahahaha that's my new favorite word!!!! You guys are hilarious!!

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  17. For JJ & STY, I think you ladies will enjoy this:

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/

    (I'm a Cracked.com addict and hopelessly devoted to DOB...he takes 2nd to Rob on my list, of course.)

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  18. Funny video RE: Vampires and STDs - though I would have to say the "fake" Bella over-acted the part. "KStew" Bella would have just sat there and had that "Someone is taking my rectal temperature" look throughout the whole thing. But if the video were accurate, perhaps that could explain her constant look of discomfort....

    Also - I never knew that lady parts could actually applaud (your pic caption blew the secret) and it now makes the whole "Standing Ovation" thing make a lot more sense to me.

    Good stuff!

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  19. The manties pics have made me a slobbering mess. *Singing* Happy Trails to you, until we meet again...thud

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  20. Manties...made my night!

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  21. Manties...sounds like a candy and is an eyecandy too!!

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  22. OMG, "manties"! Those are some seriously tasty pics of the Robward right there. I'm not even halfway thru my morning cup of joe and am ready to head right back to bed with him (ha, like I'm not ever ready to do that). ;) He is such a lucious piece of eyecandy...Thanks, Santa. This cougar be pleased with some Robward under the tree....

    Oh, and I went for my 3rd NM showing last eve, and I swear it was better than the first time! I fully shed tears at several points.

    veriword: preiz. Pretty priez, Rob...

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  23. I can always count on you, JJ, for some Scruffy Rob pics. It took me awhile to stop staring at said pics, but I finally clicked on the link that sent me to RAoR's Top 5 Mantie Shots of 2009, which I enjoyed looking at again. They totally got it right, too. "Drunken Manties for the mother f*ucking win!" Hands down (there - I wish!), it's also the best pic of Rob in a hoodie EVER!!

    Lisa

    Lisa

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  24. Ha! Guess I was channeling my inner Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam child by signing my comment twice. I won't sign this one at all to make up for it ;)

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  25. drooooool... the top five mantie shots of 2009 just made up for the wicked shitty week i had... (side note: yes, i'm from MA. And yes, i say 'wicked' excessively)

    thank you JJ for posting that delicious link :-D

    Now, i must look at them one more time before leaving the house.... {{sigh}}

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  26. You know I love me some Rob - from any angle really, but I have to admit I'm having a Blair Witch moment. "I'm afraid to close my eyes, I'm afraid to open them..."

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  27. A big YES to the manties and bearded or scruffy Rob! Epic WIN!!

    wv= igisuc ...er, what the lethal combo of manties and scruff makes me want to do??

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  28. Manties = Epic. Win. Drooling on the keyboard again. Fuh...fuh...fuh...Fucking awesome!!! Thanks for the Robaliciousness!!!

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  29. I love your little hungover conversation! Very entertaining. Speaking of entertainment, I don't know if you saw this yet. It was posted quite a while ago, but definately worth sharing. It's called James wants his money.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfjU_FpyKhw

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  30. Manties rule! My hubs is all about the boxer-brief too. They're sexy.

    I bet JJ was still able to pull it together to drink again on Sat. night too. She's just hardcore that way. :)

    I think grey is my new favorite color.

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  31. OH! I almost forgot to mention my favorite video from the link:

    Vampax!!! I laughed SO hard. "They even sparkle..."

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  32. I think I died reading that vagina lips thing. Really, I wish I could write like that. I am a new reader and will be back for more!!

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  33. new moon movie of twilight saga charmed me much ! its great watching twilight new moon !!

    http://www.twilightnewmoon.info

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  34. Okay this took me at least 15 seconds to figure out how to set up a way to be unanonymous Let's see if it worked. Hey is this where the photoshopped pic of Rob with tattoos is and Kristen was all skanky on the hood of a car?

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  35. Manties!! that is great!

    Check this out if you haven't already...please!! Two guys doing a whole rap on Twilight? It is hilarious!!!

    "If you like then you should have put your fangs in it!"

    You'll never sing Beyonce's song the same again!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD7Ww55W4Zs

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  36. Yo JJ!!! Awesome post, as usual. Um..anyone else wondering if he just has a lot of grey manties or that, by some slim chance...he is using the same ones?

    Who fucking cares. I don't. I hope they're sewn into his pants so they both slide off together.

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