Saturday, January 2, 2010

Happy New Year to Robsten & The Twidom!

Happy New Year a little late (at least we are consistent)!

Yesterday I spent the day the way many folks in the Twidom did: nursing a hangover and watching Twilight (party with really crappy food + top-shelf open bar = recipe for trouble). I even managed top get admonished by K_InTheFlo to stop hating on Twilight after I tweeted something about how I am freshly appalled by the movie - on some level - every time I watch it (which is frequently). Today I am happy to say that I am recovered from the boozefest but am suffering the consequences of copious amounts of New Year's good cheer, hand-shaking, hugging, and smooching, since someone apparently passed along their cold cooties to me. Ugh.

Anyhoo, I managed to pull myself together for a few minutes yesterday and went online for my Twifix when what should appear before my wondering eyes but pictures of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and the cutest little Twilight fan on the planet!

Well hello two cute chicks! What could you be smiling at???

Ah-ha! Now I get it... I would be smiling too...
pics from TwiCrack Addict, Twifans, & everywhere...

I have to admit that although I was 99.99999% certain about these two being a couple in real life, there was still that .00001% of doubt. Like there was a tiny bit of denier lurking in me somewhere... No more! Spending the holidays together? Casually roaming the streets of some small British isle??? This seems like "serious couple" behavior - as someone noted yesterday, you don't fly across the Atlantic for a quick fuck (if you're Kristen Stewart, anyway).

Honestly, it makes absolutely, positively no difference to me. I'm happy for them and glad they had some down-time. If they were lucky, they managed to get out of dodge before the paparazzi descended like a flock of seagulls and took a shit all over everything. And I just hope that they don't have some epic flame-out of a break-up which somehow fucks up the Twilight franchise after it's run its course in real-life (as Sister Snarky theorizes). Because then I'm gonna be PISSED.

Speaking of Robsten, I came across this video the other day and had definitely not seen it - it was taken at the New Moon Premiere in L.A. and shows RPatts giving a brief interview to Ryan Seacrest and then having someone on his team yank him out of there when the topic turns to the question of Kristen Stewart (in her defense, she walks in the door to Seacrest's booth making the "You have two minutes and I MEAN it" signs, and that's what he got...). This has been viewed 1.5 million times so maaaaybe most of you caught it, but if like me you haven't because maybe it got lost in the post-NM release chaos, enjoy the awkwardness!




Snarkier Than You out!

49 comments:

  1. Does it make me a freak that I care so much about who this hot, young British guy is shagging in his spare time? Don't answer that.

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  2. OOOO! Ryan Seacrest Got Shut Down.
    The kid is adorable!

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  3. I knew it~ I knew we would get at least one pic that would surely confirm their status. I mean no they aren't kissing, but your right, you dont go that far for nothing! Lucky Little GIRL!

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  4. I'm gonna have to go with what Godze over at ROBsesses always says - "If he isn't shagging me, I don't care who he's shagging!" - lol. Really, I am completely at a loss to explain any of my obsession - it's not like I have spent my [considerable] time as an "adult" cutting out pictures of inappropriately-younger men and plastering them all over the place. I don't get it, but it is what it is!

    And JJ is busy tonight making dinner for the entire [NotA]Jerkface clan (and Brother Jerkface, too).

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  5. I never cared one way or another and got annoyed at the constant speculation of their status.

    I never had an opinion one way or another (Christ on a cracker...I'm old enough to be his.....older aunt, yeah. Aunt. That's it...) but I said on another blog that you don't fly across the country on New Years Eve to hang with a buddy...

    While it's nice to think he's totally unattached, the reality is, he's a hot 23 year old hormone with feet so yeah....it stands to reason he's going to want to be with someone and who better than the person he's been hanging with for over a year?

    Meanwhile, now that they're out of the closet, or have at least opened the door, I hope we can leave them at peace and let them just enjoy the limited time they have together.

    Will my life change with this news? Well, I still have to put my snowtires on my car, the oil needs changing, I have 4 loads of laundry in the middle of my floor and dammit, I still have to get up and go to work on Monday, so the answer is a big fat no! ;-)

    (for the record, i absolutely HATE the term "Robsten" and any cutsie nickname given to celeb couples - what...they're incorporated now??)

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  6. You know what pisses me off about those photos? If I wore the outfit Kristen is wearing out on the streets people would hand me their spare change & tell me they were praying for me. But she looks fucking gorgeous. Bitch.

    I love the video. It cracks me up that his handler is going totally ape shit 48 inches from him, but he is completely enthralled by the shiny gift bag. We have so much in common.

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  7. Not only did this little girl get photos with them, it looks like she got THEM to take the photos...Rob took the kristen one, and vice versa. She's got powers.

    The fact that she (probably) got THEM to take a photo that would out them as a couple is pretty fucking ironic.

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  8. I'm totally in the I don't give-a-flying-fuck-sten camp. I think it's cute they're boffing each other.
    And STY - I had not seen this video! Too cute! Thanks.

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  9. I think they've just decided to live their lives and let the chips (and the Summit execs) fall where they may.

    Good for them!

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  10. @cullen-ary Curser LMFAO!

    (and love the new name...why the change?)

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  11. I however love the term Robsten...hated all the other "cutsie" celeb name combos..but HELL, it's Rob and Kristen we're talking about. I think we can let the hate slide on that one.
    Totally made my 2010.
    PS STY: I am totally with you on the being 99.99999% sure..this helped w/ that miniscule 0.000001%. Happy New Year from www.sotwired.blogspot.com
    -Jen

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  12. @Cullen-ary Curser - love the new name! although i will miss "Twi-swearstoofucking much" - {{{sniffle}}}

    I generally scoff at the "other" celeb hybrid/combo names, too, but somehow I also think "Robsten" is kinda cute. Like them.

    @TK - Yup, I would be in the same boat, but somehow she pulls it off! I guess it helps to be 19 and boo-ful. Plus she's probably got a bit of a glow, wink-wink...

    @MrsP - i was thinking the same thing! it does seem like Rob & Kristen each took a pic of the other with the fan. Funny that she didn't get a pic of them together (could have taken care of the college fund with that one - lol - but I am very happy it was a young fan and not the paparazzi who snapped pics of them after they'd gone MIA for a bit...

    : )

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  13. Yeah I don't get the obsession either. I just saw the fingerporn video STY tweeted...never in my life have I been so turned on looking at a man's fingers. (shakes head). I could (and probably will) watch that video over and over. Why? I DON'T know!

    I try not to get too obsessed about the Robsten/nonsten thing, but really, I prefer not to think about it. I do think it's funny that they probably took each others photos. Would I hand Rob my camera and ask him to take a pic of me with Kstew? Uh. Don't think so! Haha

    Fkat

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  14. This shit made my entire day- clearly I need to get a life. I go back to work on Monday after a few weeks off and too much fanfic, hopefully that will help! I love them together in their awkwardness and beautifulness. I want them to stay forever always and make hot little babies. Can you tell I am a hopeless romantic?

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  15. Who said I hated anyone?? I hate the term and the practice and always have - Bennifer, Brangelina, Robsten...I perfer to think of people as individuals, not as blended entities.

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  16. I am alllll about the blended entities! Who can exist without a partner? a woman is nothing without her man! (and other sexist pointless statements) i would like it to be noted i have retyped this message at least 5 times. too drunk to type. i am officially twatted. xxx

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  17. @mysharona...

    I'm managing just fine!

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  18. I love that little fan too - she IS the cutest, and luckiest little twat waffle in England at the moment! Well...maybe that's Kristen who is the luckies twat waffle considering her waffle is being buttered by Rob. Mmmmmmmmmmm =)

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  19. Seacrest is a douche bag in my humble opinion, so it made my day to watch him get cut off...ahhh, I can rest peacefully here with my half bottle of pinot.

    I like to think that Robsten are a RL couple, although they are both quite young *sigh*, because they are sweet and have the chemistry spot on...but, if the shenanigans cause any strife before the series is over I agree that will be a black day.

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  20. I for one am very grateful they are dating because sooner or later that 19 yr old whiney, flat chested attitude will get old real fast. That's when he will decide he must have someone that is not an actress and is at least...I don't know....11 years older than he is....here's to hoping and praying and stickin' the Kristen voodoo doll one more time...

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  21. @Texas Katherine...

    Yeah, they "do" have the squeegie-kid look about them, especially Rob with that beard! Oh, I hope it comes off soon. I like a day or two of scruff but not so fond of beards.

    Nothing says ICK as much as kissing a guy and tasting what he had for lunch.....

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  22. Yeah, we all knew, but it kinda sucks to find out we were right! At least that kid got some cute photos with them...until her mother grabbed the camera and hauled ass getting to the nearest and/or highest bidder! That vid of Ryan Seacrest getting shut down by Attila the Publicist is priceless. Oh well. If they ever film BD and they screw it up because they're over with, we can all join the group that will bombard Kristen with water balloons. That is, those of us who are not attempting to "console" Rob.

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  23. Unless it's him that ends it....then what do we do?? ;-)

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  24. why hello tsharee---as soon as I read your post I knew you sounded like a TwiBite follower...and low and behold, you're challenge is up for tomorrow! I'm starting to recognize my group on other blogs now...like we're a House of our own.

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  25. I don't want to believe it. I can't figure out why. But I don't want them to be together. I'm obviously a child. But you're right, it's happening, and I just have to accept it.

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  26. Why *is* Ryan Seacrest such a tool, anyway? I know it's off topic, but still.

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  27. Gah, I still can't get past those pics, they just look like tramps. No TexasKatherine, she doesn't look gorgeous, its only because you know who she is, she looks like every other hostel-living junkie offender that ever darkened my probation office doorstep when I worked! Check out Edbrella for how I REALLY feel about this lol, I did a post on it yesterday!

    By the way, does it make me a stalker if I spent a good ten minutes on Google tracking down the exact spot that pic was taken? I think Xmas has taken it's toll on my brain, I can't even explain the satisfaction when I found it. Guess I hate a mystery.

    v/w - subag, the real nickname they should have given Susan Boyle.

    Sheesh, maybe I should just go back to bed :oS

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  28. That little girl is too cute! She so trumped "Handgate of '09" and she single handedly achieved what 68 grown men in LA tired and failed at.
    Are there Twi Awards for such things?!

    Ryan Seacrest kinds... nah he does creep me out :/

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  29. @TexasKatherine - i was thrilled by that too!! jajaja i mean the publicist was like "go go go" like in a war and rob was "oh, a shiny little bag what is inside?" jajajajaja so so cute and simple, awww i love that man...and i don't care if robsten exist or doesn't! they're gorgeous so i don't care.

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  30. I am glad they are together and hope they are exhausting each other as only the young can do!!

    I dont mind any blended name, anything to speed things up works for me.

    The young girl in the pic is too cute and very lucky.

    I think they make a good pair at this point for various reasons. Rob, however physically gifted seems to be in need of a stonger mate, and Kristen seems to be that.

    However fixated I am on the Precious,... Taylor, despite his youth seems much more mature, at least in the majority of interviews.

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  31. these pics make me totally happy. Whatever the deal is, I just like the fact that they both look comfy and chill and there are not MOBS of people around them <3

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  32. DAYUM...is he HOT in this video. Sigh!
    And, I totally agree, I don't care what they do as long as they don't fuck up their on screen chemistry.

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  33. That was awesome. That publicist chick was awesome!

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  34. Every time I leave the internets to go to the land without internets something happens....maybe this means I need to leave town more often. I was, like STY, still kind of was holding on to that 1% of doubt but this most definitely confirms it IMHO. While KStew is not my favorite I am most happy our boy is getting some and seems uber happy. I have said it a million times--it would be a travesty if all that manly, scruffy goodness was going to waste.

    @Stan--are you going to share the fruits of your sleuthing? You can DM me on Twitter or on FB...hint, hint, nudge, nudge.

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  35. I really hope the little girl stays cute and innocent, and doesn't sell her story. I don't want all the gory details of how she spotted Rob and Kristen emerging from a cupcake store, licking each other's frosting.

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  36. Totally off-topic - but anyone reading WA like it was crack... an epi was posted on the 26th. I personally had deleted it from my favorites list because I needed to stop my obsessive checking for updates on it... but I was having one of those days where none of my other stories had updated and wham! What a gift:)

    Happy New Year's ladies.

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  37. @VitaminR sent you a FB message, couldn't DM you on Twitter, think maybe you don't follow me? Couldn't be arsed looking through my list to check though LOL.

    @Lauren, I only popped my WA cherry in the past couple of weeks, I love it! Might go and read a bit more now :o)

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  38. I love them together! Like you I was certain they were together. Have been ever since April or so. It was pretty obvious to me with their body language & they way they looked at each other. Even so, seeing these (like the hand holding pics) made me squee! Again, don't ask me why! lol...Maybe I'm living vicariously through Kristen?...Well the main reason I like it is it was what Rob wanted obviously. And anything that makes him happy, well makes me happy. Kristen also seems to be much more relaxed & happy lately no? *ahem, can't imagine why...* "glowing"?? I would be lit up like a Times Square neon sign on New Years Eve if I were her!

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  39. what a lucky little girl and she is so cute! I love the awkwardness towards Ryan Seacrest - that's awesome!! :)

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  40. @TO Twicat

    Me too! Gawd, very happily single for many years now.

    But freaking myself out with my drunken commenting on blogs (and drunken blogging i might add. ooops)

    i think the comment was funny in my head at the time...

    Gah

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  41. This was important to me and truly made my New Year's. Did I mention I'm typing this from a padded cell?

    I think because she's Rob's crush I wanted it to come true. I'm all about the romance.

    At least that's the story my therapist and I are sticking too - apparently there are no drugs for this condition.

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  42. I have to go on record as saying that I would REALLY rather him be with her than pretty much anyone else (other than myself OF COURSE, b/c that would just be freakin stupid if that wasn't a given.) But seriously, somehow, I'd probably be pissed if he was "caught" with someone else! I'm psycho..what can I say

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  43. While googling Rob Pattinson on a daily basis last year (thanks to my daughters who got me hooked on this Twi stuff) it seemed like the only thing he didn't have was a girlfriend and the ONLY person he drooled over and gushed about was Kristen. I was fascinated that she hadn't dumped the short (but cute) Italian guy for the hunky hairy British stud. More discipline than I for sure. I KNEW it was bound to happen and being a stupid hopeless romantic I wanted it to. Was pretty much convinced of it after those pics at the Sam Bradley concert in May. If it's lound at a concert you talk into a friend's ear, not cheek to cheek. This made my New Year's so much happier! Love them together, glad they are happy!

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  44. GOD you suck at life Ryan Secrest.

    In any event, NOT about that question.. I still hold a semi-grudge to Rob when 5 years ago the kid snuffed me at the Goblet of Fire premiere in NYC. No one knew his name except me. Dedication and snuffage.

    Oh what the hell, I still love you Rob!

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  45. Im glad Ryan got shut down. He annoys the living crap out of me...not sure why...but he does. Poor Rob. He handled that well. I would have been embarassed by that PR ladies behavior.

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  46. I love that little fan too - she IS the cutest, and luckiest little twat waffle in England at the moment! Well...maybe that's Kristen who is the luckies twat waffle considering her waffle is being buttered by Rob. Mmmmmmmmmmm =)

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  47. I however love the term Robsten...hated all the other "cutsie" celeb name combos..but HELL, it's Rob and Kristen we're talking about. I think we can let the hate slide on that one.
    Totally made my 2010.
    PS STY: I am totally with you on the being 99.99999% sure..this helped w/ that miniscule 0.000001%. Happy New Year from www.sotwired.blogspot.com
    -Jen

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  48. I never cared one way or another and got annoyed at the constant speculation of their status.

    I never had an opinion one way or another (Christ on a cracker...I'm old enough to be his.....older aunt, yeah. Aunt. That's it...) but I said on another blog that you don't fly across the country on New Years Eve to hang with a buddy...

    While it's nice to think he's totally unattached, the reality is, he's a hot 23 year old hormone with feet so yeah....it stands to reason he's going to want to be with someone and who better than the person he's been hanging with for over a year?

    Meanwhile, now that they're out of the closet, or have at least opened the door, I hope we can leave them at peace and let them just enjoy the limited time they have together.

    Will my life change with this news? Well, I still have to put my snowtires on my car, the oil needs changing, I have 4 loads of laundry in the middle of my floor and dammit, I still have to get up and go to work on Monday, so the answer is a big fat no! ;-)

    (for the record, i absolutely HATE the term "Robsten" and any cutsie nickname given to celeb couples - what...they're incorporated now??)

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  49. OOOO! Ryan Seacrest Got Shut Down.
    The kid is adorable!

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