Sunday, January 3, 2010

Later, 2009. Helloooooo 2010!!

In typical Twitarded fashion, it is now January 3, 2010 and I am only just getting around to mulling over 2009. I suck.



To say that 2009 was quite possibly one of the most awesome years ever is an understatement. When Snarkier Than You and I first embarked on our Twilighty adventure, we had no idea what we were getting into. What started out as two friends lying to their significant others and sneaking off to watch Twilight multiple times in the theater has transformed completely into something that we never could have imagined.

STY couldn't thank me enough for getting her to read Twilight. She's slutty like that.

But we fucking love it. Long time.

There have been a shit-ton of 'best of' lists floating around twi-land these days. To our great surprise, we've actually shown up in a few, including a really thorough post from the hookers at I Love Boys Who Sparkle. For once, I was totally speechless - ML is eternally grateful to you for that.

The ladies at Twi-Soup also made a really cute video [I swear to shit their Charlie photo shoot almost made me soil my panties] and gave us a little shout-out. Incidentally, you really should read the whole post because those ladies are 1) brilliant and 2) fucking insane. They've finally come up with a way to classify Twilight fans - I believe STY and I fall under the classification of TwiBlogus Writus.

I thought about doing our own list but decided against it. Part of it was laziness but mostly it's just that all of you have said it already [okay, mostly lazy. I admit it - see first picture above. I'm too fucking lazy to even find another picture about laziness. So there!].

That being said, we do want to mention what the best part of last year was... It's what made 2009 one of the most memorable years in both of our lives.

You.

It's all you, ladies and the occasional gent. So, thank you for being crude, perverted, hysterical and just plain fucking wonderful. I don't care what anyone says - there isn't a better community of bitches out there.

You mean there is a whole community of these crazy bitches? Not just JJ and STY? I need more bodyguards. Immediately. And possibly one of those invisibility cloaks that Potter bloke had...

Of course, there are a few things we are looking forward to in 2010. The New Moon DVD release [if this occurs during SXSW, I'm a dead-woman. Just sayin'] should hopefully be out soon and there is all sorts of semi-related Twilight stuff happenin' too.

More importantly, Eclipse is on the horizon and STY and I decided we are going to approach this a little differently. New Moon was really our first experience as far as news/media/blogging goes and while we tried to remain semi-virginal as far as spoilers were concerned [watching just the "official" releases], we ended up playing 'just the tip' more often than we would have liked. If you play "just the tip" too much, that shit's gonna just wear out. So to speak.

This time around, we've decided one of us will be a spoilers whore and the other a goody-two shoes fucking virgin.

Guess which one I am?

Let the whoring begin, donkey-snatches.

44 comments:

  1. Maybe by Easter, you can remove the Twitarded Christmas banner...or leave it as is and hope that nobody notices.....

    Happy 2010. x

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  2. And fuck it, I was the first to comment. New year's resolution done and dusted now back to the drink.

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  3. good luck! by this time with NM, we had already seen half the fucking movie, but with Eclipse David motherfucking-I'm-a-sneeky-imp Slade has decided to give us nothing. Hopefully the whoring will cum soon enuff tho!
    love your faces!
    -Cat

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  4. I agree w/ the pp, Slade hasn't thrown us a friggin bone yet. 6 mos out from NM we had way more out there to drool over and feed the frenzy. What is he doing to us? We have our plans made, hotel room walking distance to the theater, list of alcohol to be brought, Scene it for the pre-party, *Sigh* June 29th midnight...But till that time comes - I'm crazy excited for Remember Me, and the NM DVD release (no partying on that one though) :(

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  5. I friggin' LOVE David Slade! He sent a teaser on Twitter the other night and I'm still waiting....I'm assuming he meant that the New Years gift he was preparing was a trailer or a sneak peak??

    I was planning to go to Vancouver again for Eclipse but I may have to go out there again for a non-Twilight occasion in the fall (is there such a thing??) so have to count my pennies.

    If not, then I'm sure I can scare up a bunch of Twitards here in the Greater Toronto Area to see it with!

    Meanwhile, I can't freakin' WAIT for Remember Me!!!

    (and here I thought that confirmation of Rob and Kristen would dampen my adoration....meh. Just made it more fun...I loves me a challenge! ;-) )

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  6. Mwah, love you guys! You give me somewhere to bitch, moan, and/or squee to my heart's content. And you make me laugh my ass off on a daily basis. And teach me awesome new swearwords. In short, you (and Twilight and RPattz, natch) have made 2009 a pretty awesome year for me. Cheers, whore-flaps!

    I wish you lots of success and happiness and shags from RPattz for 2010.

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  7. Nothing I can say except I love you dirty broads. Thank you for making my crazy ass workday better. Whether it be on the blog or Twitter, my cup runneth over. With Mad Dog. :P

    Kate

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  8. 2009 was a fucking Twilight orgy. Let's hope 2010 is the same!!! Thanks you guys!

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  9. sweetness! you ladies totally rock my world...

    ah 2010 - the year of Eclipse AND Remember Me....seriously, RP will be soaking a lot of panties during this movie with his sheer...um....yumminess...

    @ TO Twicat....I am also a GTA Team Twitarded and proud of it! ;) Toronto IS the centre of the universe, after all.....

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  10. I've said it before and I'll say it again - if I had to live out the rest of my Robsane days with just one blog, it would be yours...it's always been yours.

    I broke a lot of Twi-cherries here: follower, emailer, commentor, squeer (that doesn't look or sound right, does it?), Pocket Edward toter, fellow blogger, ff reader, shoo shooer...not sure what's left for you to help me pop in 2010, but I'm confident you'll think of something. Although, I think a lot of us are going to be popping to our first real post-Twilight movie with Rob in Remember. Can a person die from too much popping. You know what they say about Pop Rocks. Just sayin'.

    Love you guys BIG time.

    Lisa

    @cazza - LMFAO about the banner comment!! That's funny.

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  11. We love you too!!!!!! Thanks for all the coffe snorked out my nose onto the computer screen. Thanks for the wierd looks I get from co workers while I sit at my desk and "work". Thanks for the eye rolls I get from my family because of my love of Twilight and my new colorful vocab you taught me!!!!1

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  12. @SuzanneK---LOL! So my VanCity friends have told me!

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  13. No Twilight year can be complete without you two, and I'm eternally grateful! You guys are the best in the biz and I believe I may even build a shrine. :)

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  14. Happy New Year ladies! Yes, 2009 was an incredible year. I'm super excited and possibly a bit terrified of where 2010 will take us all. Thank you for causing me to laugh my ass off on a regular basis! You guys are awesome you twatt-waffle, jizz-biscut, "donkey-snatching", Rpattz-licking, spoiler-sporking hookers you!

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  15. Happy New Year, all Twitards! SO SO SO glad I found you all in 2009. A very good year in all.

    Here's my wish for 2010: A TWITARDED CONVENTION IN NYC WHEN ECLIPSE COMES OUT!! I will buy my own hotel room, my own food and copious amounts of liquor. Come on, you bitch-whores (yeah, that's you JJ and STY), where's my invite??!

    PS - "Bitch-whore" is a term of endearment in my family. Lately been shortened to just 'whore'. My sister will often answer the phone (when she knows it's me) with, "hi whore."

    Twi-Me?

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  16. Welcome to the spoiler darkside JJ...It's yellow, crusty, stanky, eye watering and OH SO GOOOOOOD!!!

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  17. JJ you have such a way with words...i swear, i am enamored with both you and STY! even though i'm really late to the game, i'm glad i found you and wish you both all the best in 2010!


    @Twi-me?...i appreciate the "bitch-whore" as a term of endearment! me and a few of my most beloved address each other as slutbags...it's so sweet, it makes me want to jerk a fucking tear. *sniffles*

    E

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  18. @cazza--I was going to comment on the banner, but then I thought that would be too bitchy, even for me. This is why I love you.

    I read the Twilight series at the end of 2008 & thought I was the biggest, oldest freak on the planet. While 2009 prison raped me so hard I'll be sitting on a donut through most of 2010, it did net me some great friends. I may still be an old freak, but at least I'm not a pariah. OK, 2010--let's do this thing!

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  19. Every couple worth their weight in Heinekens needs a whore...that's why Lisa hangs out with me...;-)

    2010 is setting itself up nicely for some good material...I can't wait.

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  20. It's lovely to have found your blog and realise I'm not alone in my enjoyment *ahem* of all things Twi. Look forward to more gloriously perverted, sleazy moments in 2010! You guys rock!

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  21. ooooh eeeen-ter-est-ing.

    I'm totally with Snarky on the Just-the-tipness. Don't give away the fun!

    You know if a fella offers you all of his best bits with none of the foreplay.... No hang on, i'm already disagreeing with my own metaphor.

    I'll try again

    You know if you open your christmas presents before christmas, it ruins Christmas right?

    Does this mean you'll start posting two separate blogs once the juice starts to drip?

    @sty - surely this is going to be doing your nut by the time JJ's seen a trailer or two? Will you be doing just one trailer? just to ready yourself for wig-gate if nothing else? If you're going completely Eclipse-cold-turkey then i'll join you in solidarity. It's going to be hard..

    xx

    ps Veri-word: folompa. I just liked the word.

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  22. Happy 2010! And I'll be a whore with you JJ! Bring it on...!

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  23. I'm glad I'm not the only one whoring around this year. It's going to be very interesting and I will probably end up torturing STY with all the spoilers. [rubs hands together menacingly] Perfect.

    And hey there, new people! I've noticed we have a bunch of new commenters so welcome!! :)

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  24. I just want to say I'm glad that I found y'all last year. This is one of the few blogs I read in its entirety and actually comment on. And that is a serious feat because y'all are some wordy ladies and I'm really lazy. I can't wait for the whoring.

    Thanks for being y'all and bringing joy to my ridiculous life.

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  25. @17ForeverLisa - LOL, I broke the same cherries here at Twitarded, but we all know JJ and STY are a bunch of cherry poppin' stalkers, right? Squeer? It's because of RobSten that I'm no longer worried he'squeer.

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  26. 2009 rocked my socks off. I'm thinking 2010 is purdy much guaranteed to be awesomesauce. While a bunch you guys are going to be whoring it up around here, I'm going to stay all virginal for Eclipse!

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  27. 2009 was a good/great year.

    I am sure we have all had horrific years, and I am thankful 2009 was not one of those.

    I have laughed, lusted with and snorted with many of you on a daily basis, so thanks to you all especially JJ and STY.

    Wishing you all a great 2010.

    If you need a mini fan fiction "event", try this one, a quickie so to speak.

    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5628098/1/Model_Behavior

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  28. I'm with TexasKatherine about 2009 (although your analogy will give me nightmares about dropping my soap!) but Twilight, Rob and especially my fellow Twitards made it all a little sparklier and snarkier. I'm a stupidly optimistic bitch so I can't wait to see what this year brings... Remember Me, Eclipse, DVD, etc. And best of all, I get to share it with the nicest bunch of whores I've 'met.'

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  29. I am way too much of an instant gratification kind of gal to have the self-control to avoid whatever clips/photos/trailers they put out for Eclipse. I mean, I actually watched the MTV awards just to see the New Moon trailer, which I haven't done since I was like, 14. Ugh.

    Btw, just started reading your blog and LOVE it. You guys are fucking hilarious and it's a great feeling to know there are intelligent, adult women out there who are equally and inexplicably obsessed with this crazy shit.

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  30. Can you believe I spent 12/31/09 in an OR with Mr.WordyDoodles? Getting some crap (excuse the pun) out of his colon, including some possibly precancerous polyps. WTF? He's 33! I'm 32! We are NOT having this conversation yet! But we were.

    And I kept thinking to myself, "DAMN Edward and Bella, who will never worry about this!" And also, damn them for not having to deal with toddler tantrums. WTF Renesmee?

    Blargh. Thank you for being such hilarious bitches. God, we say "hilarious bitches" around here so much it should be an acronym. HBs of the world, unite at Twitarded!

    xoxox
    WordyDoodles

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  31. Your post got me feeling nostalgic about how grateful I am that I found my way to your blog and embraced my true Twitardedness last year. Then, I was overcome with shame cause I couldn't remember how I ever stumbled upon you in the first place (probably due to my fanfic-induced sleep deprivation and paleness).

    Anyway, after careful research of your past blog posts (HILARIOUS the second time around, might I say), I figured out that I linked over on 3/27/09 for "Edward Flips Emmett the Bird." What a classic! Love you guys!!

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  32. Let me just say, that you complete me! I would not have survived, if I hadn't stumbled across your blog. You two have truly made my twitarded obsession, something to be fucking proud of. (see, I even cursed JJ!)
    Here's to 2010 and can you tell Summit to fucking hurry up and decide already on Breaking Dawn. Shit, Rob's not getting any younger! Love you guys!

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  33. You totally just made me realize that my goal for 2010 is to hear Robert Pattinson say the word "bloke". That would be effin' hysterical!!! (

    By the way, who am I kidding? I'm at Twitarded, I could just have written "fucking". Oh well.

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  34. happy new years too!!! seriously girls i don't know what i'd do without your constant source of smuttiness and choking moments.
    i loooove you so much!!

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  35. woo finally back from deliverance country and I get to catch up on all the twigoodness I've missed! Thanks for giving our 2009 best/worst list a shout out ladies! :D

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  36. You totally just made me realize that my goal for 2010 is to hear Robert Pattinson say the word "bloke". That would be effin' hysterical!!! (

    By the way, who am I kidding? I'm at Twitarded, I could just have written "fucking". Oh well.

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  37. Let me just say, that you complete me! I would not have survived, if I hadn't stumbled across your blog. You two have truly made my twitarded obsession, something to be fucking proud of. (see, I even cursed JJ!)
    Here's to 2010 and can you tell Summit to fucking hurry up and decide already on Breaking Dawn. Shit, Rob's not getting any younger! Love you guys!

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  38. I am way too much of an instant gratification kind of gal to have the self-control to avoid whatever clips/photos/trailers they put out for Eclipse. I mean, I actually watched the MTV awards just to see the New Moon trailer, which I haven't done since I was like, 14. Ugh.

    Btw, just started reading your blog and LOVE it. You guys are fucking hilarious and it's a great feeling to know there are intelligent, adult women out there who are equally and inexplicably obsessed with this crazy shit.

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  39. @17ForeverLisa - LOL, I broke the same cherries here at Twitarded, but we all know JJ and STY are a bunch of cherry poppin' stalkers, right? Squeer? It's because of RobSten that I'm no longer worried he'squeer.

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  40. I'm glad I'm not the only one whoring around this year. It's going to be very interesting and I will probably end up torturing STY with all the spoilers. [rubs hands together menacingly] Perfect.

    And hey there, new people! I've noticed we have a bunch of new commenters so welcome!! :)

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  41. ooooh eeeen-ter-est-ing.

    I'm totally with Snarky on the Just-the-tipness. Don't give away the fun!

    You know if a fella offers you all of his best bits with none of the foreplay.... No hang on, i'm already disagreeing with my own metaphor.

    I'll try again

    You know if you open your christmas presents before christmas, it ruins Christmas right?

    Does this mean you'll start posting two separate blogs once the juice starts to drip?

    @sty - surely this is going to be doing your nut by the time JJ's seen a trailer or two? Will you be doing just one trailer? just to ready yourself for wig-gate if nothing else? If you're going completely Eclipse-cold-turkey then i'll join you in solidarity. It's going to be hard..

    xx

    ps Veri-word: folompa. I just liked the word.

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  42. Happy New Year, all Twitards! SO SO SO glad I found you all in 2009. A very good year in all.

    Here's my wish for 2010: A TWITARDED CONVENTION IN NYC WHEN ECLIPSE COMES OUT!! I will buy my own hotel room, my own food and copious amounts of liquor. Come on, you bitch-whores (yeah, that's you JJ and STY), where's my invite??!

    PS - "Bitch-whore" is a term of endearment in my family. Lately been shortened to just 'whore'. My sister will often answer the phone (when she knows it's me) with, "hi whore."

    Twi-Me?

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  43. 2009 was a fucking Twilight orgy. Let's hope 2010 is the same!!! Thanks you guys!

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  44. good luck! by this time with NM, we had already seen half the fucking movie, but with Eclipse David motherfucking-I'm-a-sneeky-imp Slade has decided to give us nothing. Hopefully the whoring will cum soon enuff tho!
    love your faces!
    -Cat

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