Sunday, February 21, 2010

Sunday Robporn Vid - Mmmm...

So I am hoping that I haven't already posted this video before but frankly even if I did I am not going to have any regrets about repeating myself. It's a perfect combo of adorkable Rob and fuck-hawt Rob and it has the added bonus of making me crave a cigarette even though I quit over seven years ago and haven't had even one slip-up ever. But I know in my heart of hearts that if I ever bumped into RPatts somewhere I would totally start up again just so that I could bum one off of him. Hey, at least it's a better conversation-starter than my other possible option, which goes something like "Oh-mah-gawwwd-I-love-you-soooo-much-and-want-to-have-wild-reckless-animal-sex-with-you-and-maybe-lock-you-up-in-my-basement-for-a-while-or-at-least-until-they-stop-looking-for-you-OMG!-sorry-I-am-going-all-Kathy-Bates/"Misery"-it's-not-like-that-I-swear-wait-where-are-you-going-stop-running-I-can't-keep-up!-Man-you-run-fast-for-a-smoker!-Come-baaaaaack!!!" Or something like that.

I have to admit that in the "Details" article when the author/interviewer--Jenney Lumet--says "Complete strangers want to fuck you, shoot you, be you, buy you, sell you, run their fingers through your hair, watch you have sex, hear you pee, eat chips with you, and kidnap you and stuff you in the trunk of their car." I WAS wondering if she had been reading our blog or Latchkey Wife's when she wrote that because it's possible that we have all openly discussed most if not all of those scenarios at least once. I'd say I'm sorry and that it is probably kind of frightening from his point of view but c'mon people we're kidding! I think... Almost always... And we've never talked about shooting him unless it was maybe with a tranquilizer gun and that's different and doesn't really count. So we're kidding at least most of the time. Well, at least Jenny Jerkface and I are kidding, but I guess I can't really speak for Latchkey Wife because we all know what a self-professed whore she is and I honestly don't think we have ever used the words "duct tape" here at Twitarded which is more than I can say for her and her blog.

Anyway, enjoy & hope you are having a good weekend!

19 comments:

  1. I'm a sucker for the black and white images! I hate the bitch at the 44 second mark that puts her fat hand on his chest. Jealous much? Um. Yeah. It should be my fat hand on his chest ;)

    And you're right. That vid is the perfect combination of adorakable and fuckhawtness. Lots of scruff, tongue, and even some ass shots. *sigh*

    @Latchkey Wife - I have duct tape if you need any help. Just sayin'.

    Happy BAFTA Sunday, Twitards! Just hope I can keep myself from wanting to face punch my TV screen if he's sandwiched in between Uma Thurman and Kristen Scott Thomas.

    Lisa

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  2. P.S.: Can I just say that this has been a banner weekend for me? I was first up at Drunk Mad Libs at Twilight SagaPalooza on Friday and now I'm first up on your post. Woot woot! *waves at Mrs. P*

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  3. I don’t even want to know what I would actually do in his hotness’s presence. Would I have to pee? Or worst yet, have to diarrhea cause I have a weak stomach and when I get nervous, it gurgles. Would I try and touch him? ... Oh the fantasies.

    Love the vid.

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  4. Close to the top of the comments for once, OMG! Awesomely sexy video, tho I could do without the cheesy song. Ah, the Precious never dissapoints, and neither do you guys! Happy Sunday, hope it's Robalicious for everyone! OK, back to the fanfic.

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  5. greetings snarkier!

    thanks for posting over on robsessed u have this blog.

    at leasat now i know my place!

    couple of the other gals are looking for the best enviro too, so i suggested twitarded.

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  6. @neverthink - welcome to the smutty side - lol! we have porn... i didn't read whatever it was at robsessed that was SO over the top but i know that us adult twi-fans can get pretty racy! which is awesome here at our place but not for everyone--not for youngsters or even all adults (we've definitely scared some people off on occasion over the last year - hehe).

    feel free to let your inner perv loose here - you'll be in good company!

    : )

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  7. @snarkier

    hey i am happy to follow the rules...and your's are very clear!

    i have no doubt i am one of the "porno posters" who broke the fri free for all! it's not the first time i've scared peeps - i'm sure it won't be the last. heh.

    ..if only i had known it was a free for all w/a "don't really fling the freak so much"! my bad.

    glad to be here - and i do find it interesting that there were over 600 posts w/48 hrs on the FFA...i know schexin is a err hot ahem topic!

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  8. Thanks for posting that vid, STY. My outlook on today has improved considerably .

    Watching Rob smoke makes me want to start again as well - and it has been over 10 years now.

    I think I need a cold shower now - that little tongue wag in the video was just a bit much for me...sigh...

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  9. I just shook off the stupor caused by that delicious video and found a bit of drool on my desk. oops!

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  10. @neverthink - i don't think we have any rules here - lol! well, maybe "play nice" but that's about it. and WOW there were 600+ comments on that thread?! that's amazing - it must have been goooood! and really baaaaad! : )

    i can't even imagine trying to moderate a site with a lot of kids on it - the thought makes my head hurt! it must be frustrating trying to keep all age groups happy and have something for everyone! gah...

    : )

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  11. Whoa. All that tongue action has my furiously trying to stuff my phone down my pants while the video is playing.

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  12. Well shit. That didn't work. Oh well, phone is still in pants and on vibrate. Someone call me fast!

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  13. @Latchkey Wife - That is the funniest fucking thing I've heard all day - hell, all weekend!!

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  14. @LKW you freaking crack me up...you should really develop an app for that. If I had your number I would call you...send it to me FAST!

    Oh Rob....what you do to me. What you could do to me....and I you. This also made me squee a bit today. http://vimeo.com/9603859

    I like that Emilie is blonde like me (though that is are only likeness) but it makes it all the easier to imagine.

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  15. @VitaminR - That vid made me cry. It is too beautiful...he is too beautiful. I am not going to survive Remember Me, I swear.

    Lisa

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  16. Hi Snarkier and Twitarded!! Glad to have found you. I was with @neverthink when we got our hands smacked for being a bit over the top.

    Thanks for allowing my inner Robsession a place to call home!

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  17. @STY--I READ IT! Sorry it took so long. The words that may or may not have accompanied that video were brilliant.

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  18. I don't think I've ever seen anyone NOT play nice here. There's only one snark goddess here and she's really quite nice!

    I've been wrapping my libido around the BAFTAs most of the day and night! Gah! First, the feed off the internet (which stopped at Mickey Roarke - what is up with that man's face and hair? Sheesh!) and then all the pictures and YouTubes of Rob. Just when I think I can't take it anymore, I find that my lust vault has a new chamber and it gets filled pretty dammed quick!

    Sigh.....

    Nope...never saw that video before, STY! Thanks for posting!

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  19. @STY - I had to laugh cause if I ever meet Rob (and I do plan to at least get close enought to breathe his air sometime), my conversation-starter is going to sound a lot like yours, utter verbal diarrhea. And I can't believe I just got out a dictionary to find out how to spell diarrhea.

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