Sunday, April 4, 2010

Chocolate Rob Is...Not Delish (But Bel Ami Rob IS!)

I came across this the other day and... well... Let me just say that I love chocolate and I love RPatts but this is NOT a match made in heaven...




{{{shudder}}}

Hungarian chocolatier, don't quit your day job. And I think you should stick to truffles and Easter bunnies, ok???

Since it's Easter and a GORGEOUS day I wanted to give ya'll a little something to get ChocoPatts [ChocWard? Robolate? CocoPattz???] out of your brain.

Bel Ami Rob... Mmmmmmm... Now THAT'S delicious!



Hope everyone enjoyed the weekend!!!

24 comments:

  1. Yah, that chocolate Rob is horrific. It doesn't look ANYTHING like him. I'd be embarrassed if I was them.
    HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!! xo Jen

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  2. ChocWard looks quite a bit like Prince Charles. I don't know quite what it is...

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  3. I don't care for him in the top hat and tux as much. I like the shorter hat, looks more rugged and Western. Mmmmm....dee-lish. That's better than any kind of chocolate.

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  4. I didn't look at chocolate Rob because I already have enough scary images to haunt my dreams. I did watch the OTHER video. Holy. Fuck. That costume makes me want to do the dirtiest, most vile things to him. Things I won't even admit to in this forum.

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  5. Darn you STY!! Why aren't you cleaning your house or something?? ;) I was just commenting on the last post saying how it was my last one to read after being away and here you were posting while I was writing that. AAIIGGGHHH LOL

    I love chocolate but not that much. It doesn't even look like him. Crazy.

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  6. Period Formal wear Rob kills me Dead I have said that on multiple occasions. But with a cane, unf. I wonder if he has twitchy palms, ;)

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  7. I wonder if he there are any sex scenes where he whips the hat off and flings it across the room......just my personal little fantasy...one of them anyway...

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  8. I luuuuurrrvveee me that Bel Ami Rob, and I mean HUGE love. I think I hunger for BelAmi even more than Eclipse. Maybe I'll feel differently in June...

    But I must confess to the most pathetic truth: I woke up yesterday morning, took one look at my Rob calendar, and thought, "he's in Budapest filming today". I swear that was my waking thought. I need therapy. Or maybe just some more fanfic? ;)

    Happy Easter to you all, hope you enjoyed your weekend and all cleaned your houses! ;)

    veriword: charress. I'd love to charress me some Robward.

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  9. That doesn't look anything like Rob !!!! but the BelAmi pics .....yuummyyy . Happy Easter everybody.

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  10. Not only does it look NOTHING like Rob, it looks like an elephant took a dump. It's a chocolatier's nightmare, nevermind a Twilight fan's nightmare.

    But what's even more gross is that dumbass bimbo journalist with the brown schmoo all over her face. I mean, hurl.

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  11. thank you so much for the bel ami vid. i can not wait for it to come out. a womanizing caneward? YES PLEASE!!! i'm imagining him lustily ripping my corset off. not sure how i'm going to sit thru that one in the theater without ruining the seat! i'm going to have to make Mr. FLH rent a top hat and tails...

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  12. AAAHHHH...MY EYES, MY EYES...oh, oh wait. Bel Ami Rob, much better Phew.

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  13. Forget Eclipse - where is the Bel Ami countdown clock?

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  14. Um, why does that chocolate sculpter want to scare us all? Well, on the bright side, they made wax Rob look like a sex god campared to the chocolate thing. I wonder if the wax Rob creater paid them to totally bomb the project so we appriciate the wax one better. Just some speculation.

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  15. I am a chocoholic, but that's just gross. On the flip side, I cannot get enough of Bel Ami Rob. I'm liking the nickname DuRob for obvious reasons ;)

    Lisa

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  17. @HV - Wow! That sucks and not in a good, vampiry sort of way. Feel better soon. Miss you the banter between you and neverthink :)

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  18. Yeah-that looks nothing like Rob..I like how they held the finished product up next to the Twilight promo photo they used as a guide..all proud-like..as if she thought it was a fucking replica.

    Think of how many chocolate dildos she coulda made with that much chocolate...we'd have a better image of Rob with that than the fuckvomit she produced.

    Speaking of chocolate..totally off topic sortof..am I the only freak who thinks that commercial with the chocolate man walking around is hysterical? Doesn't matter how many times I've seen it-I still crack up when that chick bends over & takes a bite outta his ass. Probably cuz that's what I would want to do if there was a tasty chocolate stud in front of me..well after I melted the whole front of him ;-)

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  19. AAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!! (said like charlie brown)

    That fucking choco head was downright blasphemous! It made me repulsed by my 2 fucking favorite things in this life...

    The world must be about to spin off it's axis...gotta go drink some kool-aid...

    xo
    E

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  20. Eeeeeewwwwwww...

    Choco-Rob is a crime! Ugh! I'm scarred for life now.

    Bel Ami Rob is intriguing and I may have to invest in a naughty girl cane too, for Mr. SV. That way when I've been naughty - he can "cane" me.

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  21. Woah. I couldn't even get myself to play the clip. It looked like it was going to ruin my thoughts just by glancing at it. Just the starting image was bad enough. Did The Little Chocolatiers make it or something? You know they can't really see his face from their angle...

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  22. Ok, so I couldn't look at the video of Count Chocula (not sure why - I love him in wax, why not chocolate too?)

    And I would like to invite Bel Ami Rob into my Red Room of Pain and show him my toys. Yum-my!

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  23. UNF!!! Bel Ami is going to die me *fans self* I just told my friend that I'd blow him on the street to which she responded "dood, you don't even do that for your dh."

    what can i say the man brings out the dirty whore in me *shrugs*

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  24. THANK YOU!!! for the rob eye candy.. I'm having a shitty time lately, but Rob (and your blog) always makes me smile.

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