I know I've felt this way before... oh shit, I know what this is!
We're in a Robert Pattinson dry spell. Oh! The humanity!!! Rob, where ARE you?
Come out, come out wherever you are! (Said in the creepy Robert DeNiro voice from Cape Fear, of course.) Oh, come on, I'm not that stoopid... I know he's over there, across the pond, acting his little heart out in a movie I'm hoping will melt the panties right off me. But damn, isn't it about time for a... oh, I don't know... a vagina-exploding photo shoot or something? I'm wearing out my tattered copies of Vanity Fair and Details for chrissakes!!
I'll admit it, I'm starting to show symptoms of Rob-withdrawal and it's taking it's toll! It was barely noticeable first, but now... well, I'm starting to think it's a lot like when a druggie can't find a fix... so I had to find out if the signs are the same.
Agitation - Check! Get me some fucking pictures... NOW... or someone's getting a tit punch!
Anxiety - Oh gawd, is he with KStew, is he by himself, is he rubbing one out as I type this... I need to know, I need to know...
Muscle aches - From too much, ahem, action with my old, ratty RPattz magazine porn? Wow, my right arm is really sore.
Increased tearing - What? No, not that one. Well... maybe just a little. Mostly from missing RPattz *sniffle sniffle*!
Insomnia - Just a tiny bit... from reading too much FanFiction.
Runny nose - See "increased tearing" Also, from reading funny-ass Twilight blogs that make me hork shit out my nose...
Sweating - Only when I see hot pictures of the preh-tay! [JJ's note - or when I think he might know about this blog]
Yawning - See "insomnia" or am I just exhausted from my dreamy trysts with a certain lanky Brit?
I'm sure I'm not the only one around here that is longing for some glorious new pics and an assload of skivvy soaking outtakes to get us through the next couple of months until Eclipse comes out! Fuck, I'll even take more set photos from Bel Ami... I'm digging that period clothing and even the longish hair makes me drool on myself. Here's a sampling of my collection of Rob porn... man was it hard to pick my favs. Must. Be. Alone. Now!
"I'm looking for a foursome. Know where I can find slutty and willing ladies that go by the initials JJ, STY and LKW?"
No one has ever made a cigarette look that goooood. Ever! Or a white button down, or jeans for that matter.
Anyone else picture this when they were reading The Office? Beautiful Bastard at his most beautifulest!
So what's your "go to" photo of Rob when real life is giving you an ass fucking you didn't ask for, and you just need a little pretty to get you through the day?