So just when I have been bummed in general and forlorn over the recent absence of Robert Pattinson and over-worked and questioning my commitment to Sparkle[peen] Motion, I saw that Peter Facinelli tweeted this and then Latchkey Wife sent me a link and SQUEEE! It's the Eclipse Trailer!!! Knew it was coming today and BAM! here here it is in two-plus minutes of blazing vampy glory! I cannot WAIT top see this whole movie - I hope it is AMAZING!!! [Note: It had BETTER be amazing!!!]
Oprah looks like she couldn't care one way or another and Dakota sounds like they just dragged her off her deathbed or she was just hangin' out chain-smoking with KStew, but so what! It's the full trailer!!! Did I say SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE?!? SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
P.S. Yes I know that my use of exclamation points was WAY excesive today but fuck it - SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.P.S. For those who may question my Twi-ginity, I had always intended to watch the trailer, remember? I don't want to ruin it but I am only so strong... : )
Update - here's an Oprah-free version - thanks Twifans!
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I'll bet the shot of Edward's head that's about a minute in is from the tent scene! SQUEE!!
ReplyDeleteFor the love of fuck won't someone come and comment with me?! Hellloooooo????????????????????????
: )
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE WOVLES LOOK AWESOME!!
ReplyDeleteAt least from my crappy computer screen, anyway.
I am absurdly excited over this. Must...watch... again.
Mrs. P always has something to say.....
ReplyDeleteIT ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am going to get fired for streaming this so many damn times. IT'S SO AWESOME! :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, what's the deal with Dakota's old lady smoker voice?? I read comments somewhere about a fug ring and I didn't notice a ring anywhere. At what point is the fug ring? I'm just sooooooooo excited that this trailer was released because in all honesty, the first one was fine, but it didn't get me psyched like the New Moon trailer did when it was released. GAH! I can't wait.
ReplyDeleteomg... going to have to re-read eclipse again this weekend... just watched that clip twice (while praying that my boss wouldn't walk out of her office and see me doing so) can't wait to watch it again on DVR in HD tonight - eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
ReplyDeleteHoly shizballs!
ReplyDeleteThe acrobatic fighting looks sick! Edward in the snow shoving the tree. GAH!
Bella looks constipated. (That may be why the Oprah website shows a Dulcolax commercial before the trailer)
@GirlReckoning - you won't be the only one, trust me.
ReplyDeleteAnd I was so excited I spelled wolves wrong in my previous comment. Awesome.
@mrs P - I watched it like three times in a row - IT is probably like WTF?! lol...
ReplyDeletei didn't notice the wig. which i think is good, right?? it just looks like she needs a good conditioning treatment...
I'M HERE I'M HERE - SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ReplyDelete- Lorabell
Y'all need a forum - it would by hy-fucking-sterical!!!
I just got yelled at by my boss because I finished watching it before I went and met with a client.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for this movie! What the hell do they have to reshoot?
First post here by the way but I've been following the blog for a while!! Can't wait to fuck around on here with you bitches!
@cupcake donna - the tree thing doesn't make sense to me but we'll see how it fits in the movie - and why isnt even bella wearing a coat?! lol...
ReplyDeleteI'm going to disable the veri-word for the afternoon so people can chat easier if they want (unless we get spammed & then back on it goes!)
Wait, wasn't it one of you two bitches who was keeping her Eclipse virginity? *snort*
ReplyDelete- Lorabell
Bring on June 30th!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo excited, still miss Rachelle as Victoria though!
Going to start reading Eclipse again..... Gah!! CAN NOT WAIT!!
Twitter was remarkably quiet after it released. It's Friday! Why does everyone suddenly have lives?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, this was not my fave book & Slade scares me, but I'm not ashamed to say I screamed when the trailer was over. Screamed. And since I have several virginal friends on twitter, I'll spoil away here:
Bella still looking stunned to find herself in the midst of ... anything. At least they gave her a hoodie for the wig.
"When Animals Attack" scene looked fucking awesome. Riley didn't look so bad himself. Hmmmm...
Carlisle with no ascot=about damn time. He a DILF for crying out loud, dress him like one.
Edward. Snow. Fight. Clearly going to be way better than the scene Steph wrote from Bella's perspective and I have to change my pants now.
That's it for now after only 7 or 8 viewings. If Letters to Juliet is the only movie I can see the trailer at I will cry, then sue Summit for cruel and unusual Amanda Seyfried torture. Happy Eclipse Friday, babes! - Suz
@STY I didn't notice the bad wig, either! Definitely that's a good indication.
ReplyDelete@Twi_Chic I miss Rachelle, too.
@snarky
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming the tree shoving thing is the fight between Victoria and Edward when he yanks her head off.
You can see Victoria up there and a wolf (Seth) down below. Where's Riley?
Bella's not wearing a jacket in the snow because she's retarded.
@lorabell - just the tip, bb, just the tip!!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit.... I send the link, I got to lunch and then wham, bam, thank you ma'am! All hell breaks loose at Twitarded.
ReplyDeleteI said this earlier... It makes my heart race... my mouth go dry... and my panties wet.
The end.
@twi_chic I agree, reeeealy not feeling the "scary" from bryce :o/
ReplyDeleteomg - cant stop watching it... I keep trying to see bellas wig long enough to tell if it looks bad haha - eclipse is by far my favorite book. tent scene and crazy vampy acrobatics and... leg hitch /le gasp
Oh and SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete@Kitty_Elvis I just can't imagine Bryce doing the same job as Victoria as Rachelle.... And her wig?!!! She looks like she should be in full Irish Dancing costume doing a Jig!!!!
ReplyDeleteAbout the ring - HORRIBLE RING - its in the black box he hands her apparently.....
@kellsk - welcome out of the lurkdom! you picked a fine moment - wooo!! i am totally excited about this - much more so than i was after the shorter earlier trailer.
ReplyDeletethere is a lot that concerns me - reshoots, etc. - but hopefully it will be good! or at least not laughably bad!
Okay, I did not love the book Eclipse, but I am SO EXCITED to see some real fucking vampire fighting! With Wolves! Dudes! I ao am very psyched for this.
ReplyDeleteSTY, JJ you MUST get in the audience for Oprah, at least, when RPattz is there. We've got to get you there. You. Must. Go.
@Cupcake Donna - Your Bella comment made me tinkle.
ReplyDeleteRiley looks awesome. I don't even think Jasper's hair looks all that shitty.
But I am at a small crappy monitor...
I forgot my other fave scene: Angry Jasper, holy fuck! I love Jackson and really, really want him to have more than one facial expression. Can't wait to see him shred a newborn or two:)
ReplyDeleteOh and ditto the SQUEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I totally miss Rachelle too - i wonder if we'll ever know why she REALLY got replaced... i even went and tried to see if maybe she couldn't to dialogue well or something but honestly she's decent in everything i could find on youtube and i was LOOKING for something bad. makes me sad...
ReplyDeleteOh Yeah, and I REALLY hope the tent scene is word for word and in tact as per the book!!!
ReplyDeleteFUCK ME!!!!!!! This made my day!! Everything was awesome. The fighting looks BAD ASS!!!!! Rob and Taylor look damn fucking good! I still dont like that chik as Victoria but everything else was FUCKIN EPIC! AHHHHH! I'm far too excited!! LOL
ReplyDeleteSo this is where you all are! I have been looking for you!!!! Holy fucking shit someone pass me the ShamWows now...I have a mess over here!!!!! My Twymen just got a work-out and nearly tore into a million little pieces. Robward look so fucking hot! The vamps coming out of the lake...chills. It is a Happy Fondle Friday...I feel well fondled indeed.
ReplyDelete@STY
ReplyDeleteIt can't be the speaking parts because Rachelle had no problem declaring that she had "a wicked curveball."
It's a mystery.
Agreed on the tent scene. I finally saw the ring...and I didn't realize it was a ring the first 3 times I watched! LMFAO!
ReplyDelete@Twi_Chic I'm cracking picturing Bryce doing Riverdance while fighting the wolves.
Is it just me or is Carlisle's hair a little helmet-y?
OK just watched the after-vid oprah bits - May 13th - who's getting tickets to Oprah?! i want to go to there...
ReplyDeleteand THANK GOD we weren't tapped by oprah to do something - i would DIE if they were all in her studio and our blog came up - lol!!!
Leg hitch... leg hitch... leg hitch... chant it with me now! It better fucking happen of Slade will get a testicle punch, courtesy of ME!
ReplyDeleteSo who is going to Oprah?!?
ReplyDeleteHope all you ladies make it in... Oh To be in a closed space with Precious!!! On his birthday?!!
It may be a total mad house in the audience, but would be so totally worth it!
When Edward basically tells Jacob to myob, he has the same sinister smirk on his face as when he told Bella, "well, nobody's gonna believe you" when she almost got hit by the van.
ReplyDeleteOops sorry VitaminR - didn't mean to abandon you!! lol... Where else would I be at an important moment like this?! After i remembered that we actually post stuff like this - lol! I swear sometimes i get so wrapped up in shit that i forget to post it for everyone - oops!
ReplyDelete@Myg - if someone get me there I'll totally go - maybe we can toss the undies on stage. like a peace offering. ummmm or not - lol!
@LKW "Leg hitch! Leg hitch! Leg hitch!
ReplyDeleteWasn't @Mama Cougar campaigning to be on Oprah?? I would love it if she were there!!
@cupcake donna - luuurv the sinister look . bad boys = yum!
ReplyDeleteok back to work for a few minutes! bbl...
@STY
ReplyDelete"I want to go to there!" Love Liz Lemon!
My sister got me a shirt that says that. (No one 'gets' it though)
@Kitty_Elvis LOL.... Hideous Wig! You'd think with the budget they have wigs ( Bella's, Jasper's and Victoria's) would be a high priority!
ReplyDeleteYes HOW do we get tickets to Oprah? THIS HAS TO HAPPEN. I'm fucking serious. If we all try to get the tix, we can make sure JJ and STY go as our representatives. IT MUST HAPPEN!
ReplyDeleteAnybody got any Oprah connections?
Yes HOW do we get tickets to Oprah? THIS HAS TO HAPPEN. I'm fucking serious. If we all try to get the tix, we can make sure JJ and STY go as our representatives. IT MUST HAPPEN!
ReplyDeleteAnybody got any Oprah connections?
@Kitty Elvis
ReplyDeleteCarlisle's hair is sooooo very helmet-y.
In fact it's so helmet-y, he and M'Lynn could walk Shelby down the aisle at her bashful and blush wedding.
Okay, just watched it again. Did I mention I think the wolves are gonna be awesome?
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be the best fucking movie to see in the theater. Hands down. I'm pulling an Alice and predicting that shit.
@SnarkierThanYou - Um, where are we going for the premiere?
Oh, and I don't think Oprah would let us ten feet near her show, not even if a million people emailed her.
@Cupcake Donna LMFAO!!! Carlisle's hair was in Steel Magnolias for sure!
ReplyDeleteCHILLS! and then HOT UNDER THE COLLAR! and then MORE CHILLS!
ReplyDeletei'll pick it apart later. but as of now...CHILLS.
@Cupcake donna - I would get it!! I love the show. and i would switch teams for Tina Fey. at least temporarily.
ReplyDelete@JJ - uhhh... i have no idea. i think it's possible that we have been a liiiittle bit spoiled as far as premiere go and that this time we'll be down at the local multi-plex - lol...
@STY & JJ - I'd say if you played THE underwear 'card' with Oprah you would DEFINITELY get tickets to the show.... But saying that, I can totally see why you wouldn't even go down that road.... LOL
ReplyDeleteCome on JJ, you guys can just sit in the audience! Oprah will never have to know...heh. But I checked and there's no May reservation window for Oprah tix, from what I see. But that's BULLSHIT. You guys have to go. Though it might be taped in Chicago...
ReplyDelete@Jane is a vamp - yup, same here! i know that later after i rewatch and rewatch i might feel differently, but right now i'm riding this high!
ReplyDeleteJune where are YYOOOOOUUUUUU?!
67 more days... 67 more days... 67 more days...
Yeah. Yeah. Fight scenes are awesome. Jasper's rockin. And the wolves look hawt. But I NEED Edward to be Twilight beautiful again. Hunk-o-burning love set my panties on fire Twilight beautiful. From the clip, I am getting glimpses of New Moon Edward. Borderline tranvesite with too much make-up and not enough sexy beauty. I am disappointed but have high hopes for the meadow, leg hitch, and tent scenes.
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!! so excited :)
ReplyDeleteDo we need to start a "fund" for airfare to Chicago? I think it's free to go to the show and I'm sure Rob wouldn't mind if you guys crashed on his floor (I'll be in his bed... sorry!) And if you think you're going without me... guess again!
ReplyDeleteDo we need to start a "fund" for airfare to Chicago? I think it's free to go to the show and I'm sure Rob wouldn't mind if you guys crashed on his floor (I'll be in his bed... sorry!) And if you think you're going without me... guess again!
ReplyDeleteWhat is this ring that you speak of? Clearly I need to watch again and again and again and again and agian...oh sorry I couldn't stop. I was very distracted by the pure size of Daddy C's arm in that one scene.
ReplyDeleteNo Oprah connections here but there must be someone that knows someone. I mean, holy hell, you two have one degree of separation from The Precious now that you are tweet bffs with Billy...surely there must be a connection to Oprah.
I know where I would like to be on Rob's birthday....and it has nothing to do with Oprah.
Billy are you there? It's me VitaminR. Can you please get Oprah tickets for your tweet bffs JennyJerkface and SnarkierThanYou? Pretty please with Charlie on top? Thanks.
ReplyDeleteYou know we all live vicariously through each other here in the land of Twitarded, so I am totally with @Myg 's campaign to get you ladies there to Harpo!
ReplyDeleteGo on ladies take one for the team!!! Because if you get to meet RPattz, then its like we ALL get to meet/see him.... LOL
And on that note, I am going to have to love ye and leave ye, back to RL.....
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere is going to be some MAJOR Wolf/Vamp kick-assery!!!
I was screaming so loudly that all the dogs got barking and howling with me...damn!
@VitaminR - "My Twymen just got a work-out" Do you know what happens to a person when they are all hyped up and then read something like that??? Bitch, you almost killed me!
It looks awesome...and I am dying to see leg-hitching, Jacob-making-out-sloppie-ness...but one thing kinda jumped out at me (like Jasper's poodle hair, and belt buckle in new moon)...why, oh why, is Carlisle speaking with a british accent now? For fucks sake?! I know in the book he grew up across the pond...but you can't go from no accent to accent people!
ReplyDelete@VitaminR-
ReplyDelete"Twymen!"
WAHHHH!!! LMFAO! Best word!
Holy hell! Woah. I am blown away! Got chills just watching that! Looks like we're in good shape, Slade :D Now about that leg hitch...*positions self in meditation position, joins in with LKW* LEG HITCH.. LEG HITCH..LEG HITCH....
ReplyDelete@JJ: yep that's one of the first things I noticed, the wolves are looking awesome!!!-- Less cartoony than the NM wolves.
Eclipse is my favorite book and from looking at things, I'm betting it'll be my fave movie too! The fight scenes ARE going to be SIC!!!!!!!
And is it just me or does Daddy C have some kind of accent now???
@Vitamin R: "Twymen?" LMFAO!
@Betty Pink Buttercream - I totally caught Daddy C. funky accent too! WTF?
ReplyDelete@ Betty Pink Buttercream: Clearly you type faster than me.
ReplyDeleteYou read my mind about Carlisle :)
Oh god, I just watched it again, full screen and Edward pushing over the tree made me whimper..... Fuuuuuuck me.
ReplyDeleteI totally just snapped at my boss b/c he keeps interrupting me from commenting!! Dammit – doesn’t he know I’m busy!!!
ReplyDelete@VitaminR – “Twymen” – hilarious!!!
@JJ and GirlReckoning - did you read my opening remark? – I’m THIS close to being shown the door.
The trailer was AWESOME!!! Did you notice it’s going to be shown in IMAX!! The Precious’ hot sexy face in IMAX!!! Oh sweet Jesus… I need to order my shamwows NOW!
P.S. When did Carlisle get a British accent??
Carlisle's been catching up with "Doctor Who" and "Top Gear" on BBC America on Demand.
ReplyDeleteOr been watching a lot of R-Pattz you tube videos over Esme's shoulder.
He "picked up" the accent...like Madonna.
It sometimes happens to me too.
Cheers mate!
@Cupcake Donna - "Or been watching a lot of R-Pattz you tube videos over Esme's shoulder." Too funny!!
ReplyDeleteCheers!!
You'll be able to see this on IMAX ladies!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOK I get what the fugly ring is now. It is so much bigger than I imagined....the ring ladies, the ring...even my mind went there.
ReplyDeleteOh and I need re-state my earlier plea to @BillyBurke.....Please find a way to get tickets to Oprah for JennyJerkface, SnarkierThanYou, and LatchkeyWife....pretty please with Charlie a 24oz. VitaminR on top?
@jennyjerkface & snarky - if you guys get tickets to oprah you can crash at my place! i'll make you babysit but that's all. i promise! ;)
ReplyDeleteMOTHERFUCKING SQUEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteReplay. Replay. Replay....I want to break this bitch down frame by frame. Cuz I already gots some issues.
UGLIEST RING EVER, EDWARD! So...Here it is for real but I think it's FUGLY. NO WONDER Bella refuses to wear that shit.
And is it just me, or are Carlisle's eyes REALLY light? Like, almost white? Me no likey. But the fighting scenes look siiiiiick! And the quick clip of Jasper ready to swipe? HELLLL YESSSS.....
i noticed the accent too!!
ReplyDeletedefinitely will be back later to chat more about this - woot!
it feels good to be this excited again!
: )
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck me running!!!! Awesomeness awaits us...and if it doesn't, death to Scummit & David Slade! That trailer is unbelievably great except for Rachelle not being Victoria.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, that ring is horrifying. The only way I'd ever wear it is if I was... oh, I don't know... marrying EDWARD!!! If all I have to do is wear a shitty looking ring, then sign me the fuck up!
ReplyDeleteSecond, what the fuck IS up with Carlisle's new accent? Someone tweet PFach stat and see if we can get this cleared up.
Third, if I see this movie in IMAX, I may not make it out alive.
And lastly, fucking squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
And I thought I was going to get something accomlished today...NOPE! I got chills, chills, and more chills, when the vampires are running towards each other to battle. I'm hopeful...but I've been let down in the past so I'm not allowing myself to get too excited.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Oprah, there's a place on her website where she has been calling all Twilight fans to "share their story" how it's changed/influenced their life. If you share, you have to be willing to be on the show. It doesn't say when the show will be but I'm betting it's somehow related to the May 13th show. Maybe that's where she'll get some of the audience?? I don't know...but I submitted my entry today. Oh, and it has to be 2000 characters or less.
charm bracelet-check
ReplyDeletering-check wait they DID NOT go with that ring! oh man that is not THE ring!
Edward smiling with ring-check
Is that wolfboy punching a tree @1:18 when he overhears Bella has agreed to marry Edward! LOL! sorry jakie!
Yeah that ring is all kinds of fugly. Hmmm maybe Edward should just donate Mamma Masen's ring to the Goodwill or something.. along with Grandpa Masen's old (NM)tweed hand-me-downs.
ReplyDeleteAbout Carlisle's accent: When I read the books (before seeing any of the movies) I did imagine Carlisle as having a twinge of a British accent. But BCB's right-- They can't change it this late in the game.. WTF?!?!?!
p.s. My coworker (not a Twifan) just watched the trailer and said it looked 'kinda good!'.. Good on you, Sladey!
Yeah that ring is all kinds of fugly. Hmmm maybe Edward should just donate Mamma Masen's ring to the Goodwill or something.. along with Grandpa Masen's old (NM)tweed hand-me-downs.
ReplyDeleteAbout Carlisle's accent: When I read the books (before seeing any of the movies) I did imagine Carlisle as having a twinge of a British accent. But BCB's right-- They can't change it this late in the game.. WTF?!?!?!
p.s. My coworker (not a Twifan) just watched the trailer and said it looked 'kinda good!'.. Good on you, Sladey!
Twitarded on Oprah, yes yes. Tell me how to help.
ReplyDeleteSo far the trailer is better than the book!
OH MYFUCKIN GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do not feel bad about using exclamation points! I can't stop using them myself! Carlisle looks 100 BOOOOO but this is FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteHoly shit..."along with Grandpa Masen's old (NM)tweed hand-me-downs."
ReplyDelete@Luxie: That's fucking hilarious. I choked on water reading it!
I see everyone is having issues with Slade's Carlisle...It is pretty fucking 'tard-o. Fix his eyes, lose the 3-movies-too-late acccent (that really...he probably would have lost hundreds of years living in A-fucking-merica), and fix those G-damn contacts.
Oh, OH! And Alice running all Bionic Man style toward the fight with her Judo-Chop hands? ...I snorted.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH. My. God. This one looks like it's going to be SO MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!!! I am so fucking psyched for the fight scenes - is that weird? It's totally not what I read the book for but seeing it on screen made me go squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ReplyDelete@Lindsay, I whimpered a little bit at the shot of Jasper running into the fight.
SO glad I have off today because I can't stop the SQUEEEEEE!
P.S. - I lurve the precious but I'm also totally a whore for Jacob - when he's like "She has a right to know," I think I may have bounced up and down in my chair.
Hella exciting but OMG wig fail and ring fail. I soooo miss Rachelle, especially when I see that shiteous wig they slapped on Bryce. And holy shit how do you even pretend that ring isn't anything but fugly? lol It's like oh Edward it's so pretty! While she convulsing trying to hold in her gagging. That would be me haha. Oh and can I say hello wet Xavier, like lots of wet Xavier...yeah buddy :D
ReplyDeleteI'm sooooooooooooo EXCITED!!!
ReplyDelete@VitaminR-ShamWOWs made me laugh out loud- nice.
@STY and JJ- It's totally worth asking Billy Burke to hook you up for Oprah. A girl has got to try.
Am I the only one that HATES Rob's makeup??? Ugh.
The ring looks like Edward's wristband from Twilight??
Must watch again and then look at a zillion screencaps. I love Twi Fever!
Wow, did Vicky like, steal Bella's coat or something, maybe that's the plan, freeze her to death like a popsicle or something?
ReplyDeleteI think I might be the only one so far who isn't so pumped for this one, I think I actually enjoyed the new moon trailers a ton more.
The shitty hair and make-up as well as Carlisle's full-of-fail accent just kind of killed it for me.
And I just have to say go mother effin Jacob! he looks like he is going to be great in this.
ReplyDelete@Cupcake Donna- "because bella is retarded"- you're awesome.
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ReplyDeleteThis made up for the mostly crappy week! woot!
ReplyDeleteHoly moly that fight scene! O.O woooo
Err when did Carlisle get an accent?
Well it's fun to have the Twi high back!!!
67 days twatwaffles!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OH!!!!!!MY!!!!!!! (ok, ok no more exclamation points lol)
ReplyDeleteThe wolves look amazing !!
The battle scene is full of promises !!
The ring...ah, the ring !!!!!!!
And...er...have i missed something in the book about the newborns arriving from (under) the sea ?????????
And what's this ?? http://twililoving.wordpress.com/2010/02/17/eclipse-foto-edward-victoria-en-riley/ Edward caught by Victoria and Riley ?? Hope we won't see that BS in the movie...
Anyway, i can't wait for the movie. I'm sure it'll be far better than the 2 first ones. Ooooooh yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back to the trailer now (i've only seen it around 10 times ;-) )
Um I may or may not have just watched the trailer again. I have decided to be real nice and say I don't have any complaints except for I miss Rachelle--she would have been so badass--and except for the silver dollar sized ridiculous engagement ring...no wonder Bella ends up with a fucking shield superpower she is gonna wear one on her fucking finger...that thing could take on the Volturi by itself...no problem. OK..now back to my lovefest and squeeeefest. Carry on.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the matter with all of you who are "soooo exited" about the "awsome" trailer???? all teenagers here???
ReplyDeleteWhat about the bed scenes? and the making out??? and please, please, please, WTF happened to Edward´s hair????? This Assholes in summit don´t get it yet. No one can show the true meaning of the saga as Catherine Hardwick did. IT´S ALL ABOUT THE HOTNESS, PEOPLE!!! This is not Lord of the rings! It´s Twilight!!! Aghhhhhh, hate this shit.
just watched the trailer 3 times. love the action and the wolves! of course, jacob is as fuck hawt as always! i DO NOT like the look of the Cullens! carlisle, edward, and jaspers hair look awful. it takes a lot to make these guys look unattractive, but they've done it! they've made the precious look like he's been starving himself in a cave for 300 years.
ReplyDeletei am also disappointed that rachelle won't be playing victoria. is won't be the same without her cat-like presence.
eclipse was my favorite book and i am so looking forward to this movie. and i will fantasize about edward, no matter how fugly they try to make him!
bella, as always, is just a douche.
How the hell am I going to keep my expectations safely low with a FUCKING AMAZING trailer like that?!?! I am sure my phone doesn't do it justice but I am so blown away. I am going to stand by my negative stance on Jaspers wig but his facial expression is sooooooooo good. I am not much of a Jackson fan, haven't seen him act in anyhing else, but I do have some hope! Fuuuuuuuuuck! Jacob is looking rather cub-like again. I swear he is getting younger. Good thing I am Team Edward all the way. Although... That Xavier Samuel (is that right?) is not too bad either. Guess I shouldn't get too attached...
ReplyDeleteAnon 4:42
ReplyDeleteIs that you cougar CathyHardy?
JK? hehe
That is a ginormous ring!
ReplyDeleteI was going to do it anyway, but now I HAVE to read Eclipse again before seein the movie. I've read so much fanfiction that it's all starting to bleed over. I caught myself thinking, "is that when Victoria stops Edward and Bella in the car and they discover who Edwards sire is?" Bonne Foi has me all mixed up. It's that awesome. And I think I like BF Edward better than canon Edward. Crazy, I know.
ReplyDeleteIs anyone else planning an Eclipse re-reading schedule?
Yes, yes, I've gone back to watch it again.
ReplyDeleteThis time 'round the wolves bowling for newborns" is my favorite.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Yeah...Edward's make up is worse than Twilight.
ReplyDeleteAnd I kinda like the water scene...but if it was just Xavier it would be way cool. Everyone? Really? I feel like their attempts at parting the Puget Sound failed.
I just had this image of Bella wearing the ring and all I could think was..
"With your powers combined....I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!!"
Why is the Queen of Jordan more important than Eclipse? Get your priorities straight, Oprah! Shit.
ReplyDeleteOh! I have hope! Finally some Action Jackson and David Slade.........Fuck Yeah!
ReplyDeleteOprah had a space on her website for how Twilight changed your life.....Maybe we can nominate this blog.....I, for one, would love to see you 3 represent us "older" fans on Oprah....
ReplyDeleteOh yes, yes, yes!
ReplyDeleteFucking awesome! I cannot WAIT for this movie to come out!
The wolf scenes look fantastic! Ugh, is it only me? I just don't like Edward's red-rimmed eyes, his eyes are too light. Loved the color of Edward's eyes, tone of his skin (even if you could see the 5 o'clock shadow!)in Twilight. They just can't get it right with these hand-painted contacts. His eyes aren't warm! And Carlyle's hair - WTF? Did they model it after a Ken doll. I want Rachelle back - wah! Still, can't wait till the release - squee!
ReplyDeleteThank you thank you THANK YOU for posting the non-Oprah one cos I couldn't watch it thanks to Comcast blocking it. Grr. But I could FINALLY see the other one!! WOOOHOOO this looks SO great! I don't think (at least I hope not!) I'm jinxing anything by saying this is BOUND to be the best of the lot! Everything looks terrific ... and Rob, well, WOAH! As always. Can't wait to get to the bedroom/tent scenes ;D Ohh but the battle scenes look exciting too! And Edward's face/off with Victoria (Hmmm still think Rachelle is the ONLY Vicky but I will try to adjust) looks sooooo cool! Can't wait for this. But DAMMIT will you give Jasper a decent wig already!! Poor Jackson. I still think his hair in 'Twilight' is the best it's looked. Since 'New Moon' it's gone to hell in a blazing, tacky-dreamcatcher-covered, wrong-coloured/model Volvo!! Grrrrrrrrrrr. MWAH.
ReplyDeleteDear KStew, Your real life mullet was a fucking mistake. Your Bella wig looks hideous. Well Done. XOXO Lil_Freak
ReplyDeleteOMG! That is the most amazing trailer, E-V-E-R! I don't think I will ever read that battle scene the same again. God, Edward knocking that tree on it's ass was hawt!!!! Christ, Im freaking out here.
ReplyDeleteiOkay, just got home watched it a bunch of times and seriously think that I'm more stoked to see the wolves than Edward.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool, right?
;P
@JJ, totally cool! I"m so with you on that one :-D
ReplyDeleteOkay, JJ & STY - before I say this, please remember that I love you guys and you are my favorite bloggers in the whole wide fucking world. I'm just going to say it...
ReplyDeleteI AM GOING TO OPRAH!
There, I said it. You guys are probably ready to kill me, right???
I answered Oprah's call for Twilight fans again, but sadly did not get called this time, but a friend of mine did....and asked me to go. I am still in shock. There are no words.....I will share the deets on my blog as soon as I can.
I am now on an RPattz diet program....how fast do you think I can lose say....50 pounds???? LOL
ReplyDelete@Isabella Marie Cullen - FUCK YOOOOOOOU!!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I'm only kidding. That's really awesome that you are going! I'm totally psyched for you. Make sure you tell us what happened when you get, 'kay?
And by RPattz diet -- do you mean nothing but RPattz? Are YOU the one who has him hidden away?
Cuz then we might have to fight... :)
@NeverThink - We would never chase you and the Vag away!! We might, however, call you assholes and a few other choice words... but it's all in love.
Pray tell - Why oh fucking why does Carlisle's hair still look like a friggin dead guinea pig???????
ReplyDeleteAt least Bella's has lost that fucking gorilla's armpit look.
Shit sake!
:D
I have forever imprinted this trailer into my brain for future fixes when im stuck at my dead end job waiting for 5pm where i can drool over edwards face some more
ReplyDelete@JJ - Oh yeah, it's me hiding him....damn! My secret is out! Thank goodness my husband is working nights! LOL He would probably have a few questions about The Precious handcuffed to the bed.
ReplyDeleteWe're kinda under a gag order about the show, so I will share as soon as I can. I have to tell ya, this is killing me! Yeah, yeah, I know....Fuck You!!!! LMAO!
@STY. um so i am sooo fucking late to this party. i was a good girl at work (no thanks to you fuckers who emailed & txtd me the vidi was up)'cuz i was waiting to see the trailer release ONLY ON TWITARDED, whence to bask in the glow of the moment of ummm ahh release, and to float upon the river of your collective wetness that hath insued. GAH.
ReplyDeleteso i get here & start reading the post. oohh how exciting. ahhhh there are TWO vidis to choose from.
what's a gurl to do? i had promised mahself to remain a spoiler virgin.
aaaand suddenly, it's like i'm in MoBS, and edward's rubbing his cock up against my hot twat. so just like bella ima thinking, mmm just the tip...i'm not a h00r and then BAM!
next thing i know i don't even give a fuck there's no condom and just like MoBs it feels soooooo good and ima rubbin the eclispecock awwllll ovah mah titties and moanin an groanin, all "fuck me edwaaaard! fuuuuck meeeeee!"
this movie WILL be EPIC 'cuz:
1) david slade is da shit (that's why there are re-shoots people -he's a perfectionist!)
2) eclipse is the best book in the series
3)even fucking oprah sees the epicness - the trailer has fucking harpo productions at the end...WTF
ps. oh yeah, motherfookin SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pss. any twitards in texas? 'cuz ima def wanna hook up with my sistas for a weekend of this shit...
@neverthink - thanks for the sound bites!!! AND excellent MoBS reference. Most excellent!
ReplyDelete@Amanda-" I lurve the precious but I'm also totally a whore for Jacob " ....I am glad I'm not the only one on here that feels the same way! LOL.
ReplyDelete@Layna.Lane-Holy hell woman! Where has my BFF been? Its kinda sad that this is one of the only places we get to connect! And I am right there with you about Mr.OhSoWet Xavier! Yumm.
As for the trailer....seriously guys it gives me chills everytime I watch it! Not to mention after I watched it the first 10 times within 5mins this afternoon I knew I was no longer a productive employee.... June 30th can not come any sooner!
I'm sooooooooooooooo ready for June 30th!!!!
ReplyDelete@ShelbiferLynn - so glad I'm not the only one! I always get a little bit sad at the point in New Moon when I know I'm not going to see him shirtless for a while.
ReplyDeleteSo, I've managed to keep my Twilight obsession a pretty good secret from my boyfriend for a while, but in an effort to ease him into it, I showed him the Eclipse trailer...he just looked at me. I was like, "But the wolves! You have to admit the wolves are fucking cool!" And hew as just liek, "Meh..."
Sigh.
@amanda. put bella's remix on loop -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zATZnXd0nlk -- turn the lites off, and climb into bed w/ the BF and suck/fuck him senseless.
ReplyDelete1) he'll GET twi-lighted pretty GD quick
2) you'll feel like robward just fucked you. srsly. it's like edward's fucking THERE.
ps. thanks, lindsayrae for the bella rmx addiction. you bitch.
@neverthink - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Oh my effing god, I think I just pissed myself. He just decided he was tired, I think I will be sneaking up on him soon....YOU ARE BRILLIANT!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell would I do without you h00rs?
"Are you afraid" NO, EDWARD! cough I MEAN DAVE! TAKE ME NOW!
@ineedamanduh. i have the remix on mp3. email me if you wants it, baby. can you say loop-de-fucking-loop?
ReplyDeleteps. thanks, lindsayrae for thr fucking remix addixtion. blah.
@ShelbiferLynn - You are definitely not alone in your love for Jacob. You know what they say....If you can't find a good man, raise one! I'd be happy to bring that boy up right!
ReplyDelete@neverthink - um...loving Bella's remix! Raising my hand and jumping up and down for the mp3!!!
@toefunny. well, baby - you gotta email me cuz YOUR FUCKING BLOG PROFILE DOESN'T HAVE ONE!
ReplyDeletebwaaaahaaahahahaha. lmfao.
friday nite sex...on fucking fire. for like 10 minutes of pure rob bliss.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygoyTIrIVe8
fuck me, i gotta get alife.
ohhh mr. neverthink.... honeeeeeyyy...oh honeeeyyy...
@neverthink - yeah, that would help wouldn't it you fuck twat. lmao!
ReplyDelete2 more months, 2 more months *sitting in chair rocking back and forth* just 2 more months.
ReplyDelete@neverthink- i live in texassss! east texas to be exact.
ReplyDeletewhereabouts are you from?
GAAAAAAHHH!!!!
ReplyDeletei watched this yesterday but couldn't comment!!!
My God...oh..my...OMFG!!!!!!!!!!
the trailer looks amaaaaaaazing!!!
and the figght!!!! the fight!! alice jumping and twisting in the airrr and jasperr looking so so hot and edward and jacob!! and a clueless bella of course, and OMG!!! WHY ISN'T JUNE YET??????
yeah, this trailer holds many promises. and i think this quote taps it...
ReplyDelete"Queer haow a cravin' gits a holt on ye -- As ye love the Almighty, young man, don't tell nobody, but I swar ter Gawd thet picter begun ta make me hungry fer victuals I couldn't raise nor buy -- here, set still, what's ailin' ye?"
*sigh*
I hate summer. I've always hated summer, and probably always will... but I cannot wait until this June 30th. I seriously want someone to stick me in a medicinally induced coma and wake me up in time for the movie!!!
ReplyDelete@neverthink if you don't mind i would love that mp3 :)
ReplyDeletewhile the draft is at commercial time to go watch the trailer again! this will be the 1st twilight movie i see in the theater... not super excited about all the screaming tweens tho... has it been really bad in the past?
@pickle. email me and it's yours.
ReplyDeletelike i've said - thankx again linds for the fuuuucking remix obsession. gah.
oh and pickle, i did not find the teens to be the issue at any of the screenings - 'cuz I COULDN'T HEAR THEM OVER MY OWN UNGHS, GAHS, AND MOTHERFUCKING SQUUUEEEEES -- OR over THE OTHER 30+ SOMETHINGS!
srsly. there were like packs or herds or gaggles or what evs you call them laaaaadies!
ps. lurves your name - pickle - reminds me of shaun's mum.
@neverthink yaaaaaay! email incoming~ tx for info on the movies too :D i wanna be able to watch and enjoy w/out distractions from the minors hahaha
ReplyDeleteso seriously... wtf happened the hair/make-up people from twilight? b/c they did a hell of a better job, NM and E vamps look all creepy not pretty/sexay - especially the helmet hair :( ladies/men no one is immune... /le sigh
The trailer scene by scene (in case you missed it ladies):
ReplyDeletehttp://www.reelzchannel.com/article/1023/the-final-eclipse-trailer-a-scene-by-scene-review
I loved it. It's funny.
Enjoy
Fuuuuuuuck... Can. Not. Wait.
ReplyDeleteI made my husband watch and he says he's as excited to see it as I am. HA!! Not fucking possible but it's nice that he understands my obsession.
Thanks for linking to me, guys! It's nice to get recognized by your favorite blog ;) I just knew everyone would love it since I nearly choked to death on my drink when I read it!
ReplyDeletePray tell - Why oh fucking why does Carlisle's hair still look like a friggin dead guinea pig???????
ReplyDeleteAt least Bella's has lost that fucking gorilla's armpit look.
Shit sake!
:D
Dear KStew, Your real life mullet was a fucking mistake. Your Bella wig looks hideous. Well Done. XOXO Lil_Freak
ReplyDeleteiOkay, just got home watched it a bunch of times and seriously think that I'm more stoked to see the wolves than Edward.
ReplyDeleteThat's cool, right?
;P
I have forever imprinted this trailer into my brain for future fixes when im stuck at my dead end job waiting for 5pm where i can drool over edwards face some more
ReplyDeleteWait, wasn't it one of you two bitches who was keeping her Eclipse virginity? *snort*
ReplyDelete- Lorabell
I just got yelled at by my boss because I finished watching it before I went and met with a client.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for this movie! What the hell do they have to reshoot?
First post here by the way but I've been following the blog for a while!! Can't wait to fuck around on here with you bitches!
just watched the trailer 3 times. love the action and the wolves! of course, jacob is as fuck hawt as always! i DO NOT like the look of the Cullens! carlisle, edward, and jaspers hair look awful. it takes a lot to make these guys look unattractive, but they've done it! they've made the precious look like he's been starving himself in a cave for 300 years.
ReplyDeletei am also disappointed that rachelle won't be playing victoria. is won't be the same without her cat-like presence.
eclipse was my favorite book and i am so looking forward to this movie. and i will fantasize about edward, no matter how fugly they try to make him!
bella, as always, is just a douche.