Monday, May 3, 2010

Bel Ami Still = My Happy Place du Jour

Mondays suck. I'm not delivering any earth shattering news here; "The Mondays" is one of those cliches that came into being because it's just so damn t-r-u-e. Today was looking to be no different. The weekend had been...rough-ish. I had family visiting from out of town and as usual, I was woefully unprepared. They were coming for dinner Sunday night and having spent Saturday night at a friend's 40th birthday party, I was not exactly bright-eyed and bushy-tailed when the alarm went off the following morning (I'm not a big fan of alarm clock setting on the weekend - period). More like "bleary-eyed and scrappy-tailed." I spent the first hour throwing myself a righteous pity-party [exclusive guest list = me] replete with fetal-ball curling and keening. Copious amounts of Gatorade was served.

By the time the fam cleared out late Sunday night, I was freaking exhausted. I am a ball of nerves when we entertain (no clue why, but it is what it is) and Mr. Snarky and I had cooked and cleaned our butts off--we were wiped out. When the door closed behind everyone, we took a little time to regroup and suddenly it was 1 a.m. Ack!

But I have learned that no matter what, I have to check my non-work email on Monday morning before I throw myself into the workday fray. Because some of you know what a whiny pussy I can be on Monday mornings and send pretty, uplifting pictures to cheer me (and you) up. On this fine morning, Latchkey Wife sent me this lovely collage that she found on Facebook (I'd be more than happy to credit the creator but I have no clue who made it, so if it's yours, let me know!) -

Haaaaappy traaaaails, toooo youuuuuu...

Texas Katherine summed it up nicely: "Fuck Disneyland. THAT is the happiest place on earth. I want to go to there." Me too, TK...me too.

And then, all giddy with my new-found crotch-shot "wow-when-did-I-become-such-a-fucking-perv-oh-who-cares-I'm-going-with-it" joie de vie, I found THIS:

Fuck you, Monday. You're not the boss of me! THIS pic is the boss of me. So there.
[Image from Thinking of Rob via TwiCrack Addict - clicky to enlarge!]

People, this image really does it for me. For a number of reasons. Like Robert Pattinson is not supposed to be a teenager and I don't have to feel skeevy about the high school boy thing. And Uma Thurman is waaay closer to my age than Kristen Stewart. If RPatts had had a fistful of Uma's hair in his mitts in this image, I would have burst into flames on the spot. As it was, I was infinitely cheerier for the rest of the day than I would have been without the eye candy (and as VitaminR70 noted, someone needs to get this on FaceInHole, STAT!).

Moral of the story: it doesn't matter how busy you are - you should still take a minute of two to flit over to the Twidom. Hell, when you are SO busy and feeling downtrodden and it's the last possible thing you should be doing, take five minutes and hit your fave sites - you'll be glad you did! Wowsers - I know I was!

P.S. Is anyone NOT watching Bel Ami footage? Is there such a thing as a Bel Ami virgin out there?? Should we be posting spoilers alerts for images from the movie? Because I have no idea it that sort of thing only applies to Twilight or if there are "all-movie purists" out there (who realistically are probably not reading this blog but still...).

P.P.S. So what do you think RPatts is whispering in Uma's ear? Hmmmm... Something about how he loooooves more [ahem] mature women??? Caption it in the comments, people!

106 comments:

  1. Crotch collage....YUM. nuff' said.
    Can't sympathize with Monday...cause Monday is usually my Wedesnday...so yah. But I feel the Monday shit going on on Sat...so there.

    xo J

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  2. Mmmmmmmm good thing I'm in bed all by myself tonite. Ewwwww even I know that's gross.

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  3. Maybe he's giving her his list of who he's gonna bone that day since his character is quite the manwhore? LOL Idk I've read the script, I've seen his outfits, I can't wait to see it. And whoever made the collage is awesome!

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  4. What is he whispering to her?

    "I'm gonna fuck you like an animal", um...or maybe that's what I want him to whisper to me. :-O

    When I saw this pic this morning, I was instantly better. Kept looking at it all day.

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  5. I'm going to say it. That happy trails photo does more for me than the Bel Ami one. Uma wrecks it for me. Bah! If only I had mad photoshop skillz.....

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  6. im a bel amie virgin!!!! i have been out of the tei loop for ....'awhile' snicker* im just catching up on all the num nums, AND OME WTF KELLAN LUTZ IS LIKE TOTALLY AND COMPLEATLY FUCK-HAWT!!!! i think i had a small seizure when i came accross those photos sorry ladies but the lack of r-patz photos has been too much to bear but HELOOOO KELLAN!! Oh and can some one throw me a bone here and tell me the story line for Bel Ami ???

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  7. i tried to stay pure..... but i read the script and i wanted to oogle the pretty. i didn't watch any footage.... yet.

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  9. I literally groaned out loud when I saw this pic this morning. God bless twitter. I swear.

    proposed captions:

    "Oh, Uma, you smell like Hot Pockets - the pizza kind with pepperoni and cheese."

    "Have you got any toilet paper? JJ used it all when she was in my trailer..."

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  11. I am guessing...and it is only a guess based from reading the script thoroughly (;-o) that Uma's soon to be or already dead husband is in the bed in the room with them, and Pattz is telling her how he wants her.

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  12. I am laughing (and cringing - you know who you are - lol!!!) at all of these!!! "fuck you like an animal" definitely has a nice ring it, no??? Or maybe something about a cane... Or a riding crop (forgive me it's been a fanfic-y kind of day...).

    i need to read this book for sure - but how can you read the script AND still be avoiding spoilers?!! isn't the script the ULTIMATE spoiler?! hell even i didn't read the script - but ohhhh the things i hears... good, good sordid things. can't wait!! i'll even learn to love that longish fop hair if he keeps looking that hawt. really. all is forgiven.

    : )

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  13. @Mrs P - ok i DO need to read this and we are officially spoiler-friendly now i guess - lol! am i the ONLY one who didn't give in and read the script when it was making the rounds??? did you guys read the eclipse script too??? gah!

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  14. Ask and you shall receive. I am a Bel Ami virgin. Not necessarily because I want to be all cherry for the movie, but because I've flamed through all my unders watching the fan-made videos of RPattz. I got nothing left! That crotch shot sent my last pair up in a puff of smoke!

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  15. @myg - so THAT'S it! yup, i can see it (as long as you'll share).

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  16. @STY- Thank you for this post. It made my incredably borring day oh so much better.
    And how the hell did I miss the Crotch Collage this morning if it was floating around twitter? DAMN! Oh well...at least I will sleep well tonight. Haha.

    Also, I am a complete Bel Ami Virgin.... aside from the occassional pic I come accross on Twitter.

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  17. Um, I'm just wondering how you know for sure he *doesn't* have a fistful of Uma's hair? I can only see one hand... and you didn't specify what hair... ;)

    Bahahahaha - just sayin'.
    I know nothing about this movie and I'll probably see it, but I'm kinda ambivalent. *shrug* Spoil away!

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  18. @Musing Bella - holy crap you are right - his other hand could have a fistful of anything - gah!

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  19. I saw the still over the weekend and could not stop staring. Ungh. But then I realized Uma had on like 8 layers of make up. Pretty sure it's that, or the Proactiv expired. I am a pic-only Bel Ami stalker...but thanks to reading the comments, I'm fucked. There goes my plot-cherry, Mrs. P. *sigh...* I was doing so well. I didn't even know there was shit to be found! I demand a future spoiler alert if there is anything other than stills going up in herr.

    As for the crotch collage...The Bentist says I'm not allowed to lick the new laptop, so I have to wait until I go to The Porn Machine 2.0 (desktop) and lick that. But I dunna wanna leave the couch. Maybe tomorrow morning.

    In other news....I booked a room for FOOORRRRKKKKSSSS!!! And immediately after, I actually got to hear neverthink's voice. I think I came 8 times, and peed my pants a little because she's fucking hilarious. We're makin' plans, bitches. PLANNNNSSS


    vw: phappe
    I really, really hope I get to hear the phappe of Rob's cane over some Bel Ami asses.

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  20. OMFG, I can't believe that Hypoallergenic Vagina said "God, your pussy's so slack I could fit my foot in there." I fucking laughed for 15 fucking minutes. JESUS CHRIST that was funny. Well done, HypoVag.

    And I think he's probably saying, "When I'm done with you, honey, you're not gonna be walking straight."

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  21. Mmm, crotch shots. Niiiiice. I hope he doesn't like his women too much older. Maybe a year. Yeah, a year and six weeks sounds about perfect to me.

    ;D

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  23. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... awesome pictures! And I am most definitely enjoying Rob playing a sexy grown up. I think he's whispering in her ear, "How does this feel?" and his other hand is most definitely busy.

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  24. @HypoVag: If Mrs. P popped my cherry, you totally just AtoM'ed me. Jesus. FML

    *traipses off to find a virus-free Bel Ami script.*

    but if anyone wants to email it to me... lindsayrae114@gmail.com :)

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  26. I spotted that smokin' hot Bel Ami pic on Twicrack today... I had a feeling it'd be the topic of discussion on Twitarded... ya never disappoint ;)

    As for what he's saying to her.. I dunno. But Rob describing the sex in Bel Ami as: "mercenary.. A kind of a weapon and a tool," in an MTV interview -- most def caught my attention. I'm def ready to see Rob in some nitty-gritty sex scenes.

    They cast the perfect Duroy --Rob seduces women w/o even knowing it... Gah, imagine if he actually tried? Oh my.
    P.S. Do hope we see Mr. Duroy put that cane to good use ;)

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  27. I also heart this image. I even love Uma's expression. *thud*
    I don't think he's whispering anything! I think he's talking dirty like the dirty dirty man he is! YEAH!

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  28. @HypoVag - i think you just wrote the best one-shot - lol! aaaand i want to go to there. now.

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  29. @lindsay =ray - WOOOOOT!!! so cool - and wow i need to do a lot of forks planning!!! but i figure as long as we have a lot of booze we'll all be ok...

    : )

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  30. @Hypoallergenic Vag - Wow, Uma has some man hands on her! LMAO! I totally believe you, but when I first looked at that photo, I thought for sure that was Rob's hand. Sorry, Uma!

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  31. I don't care what he's saying just as long as he's using his real accent. rpattz+british accent=panty incineration

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  32. k might be late to the party (and a bit off topic) but anyone ever seen little ashes? the boyfriend rented it (trying to be romantic god bless him) thinking it'd be a nice little foreign/indie flick to watch on date night and umm, yeah nekkid dancing in a mirror rpattz... i almost died.

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  33. @HypoVag: Between your one-shot and that pic... yeah um.. I need a cigarette.

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  35. I was momentarily befuddled by the picture on the far left of the collage

    And then, still stymied by the happiest place on earth,I nearly fell off the chair reading HypoVag's dirty, dirty, delish thoughts on the whereabouts of Rob's hands. Can I get a whoot whoot!

    And you're so right Katrinka...who cares what the hell he says as long as it's in his own dreamy accent.

    Throw me a life preserver ladies, I'm drowning over here!!

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  36. KEEP THE CAFFEINE COMING HypoVag!! I think we've found you a new profession!

    wv: medampas.....yeah, no shit! It's gone way beyond damp over here

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  38. While I am a "Just-the-tipper" for Eclipse, I am a full-on slutty horry mess with "Bel Ami". I have read the script...it is going to be so freaking hot. The beautiful thing is that I could so picture Rob in the part while reading it...and this was long before we saw photos of him as Georges. This movie is going to be my new porn..I just know it....I think it already is. Is it odd that I feel really proud of him for taking on this role? Not just for my selfish hoorish self but for the fact that it can't be easy to suddenly have pretend sexy times with well established actresses like Uma, Kristen S-T, and Christina...the boy likes a challenge...squirming now.

    What is he saying to her? "I am going to make your corset come undone."

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  39. I meant hoory...as if you didn't know that already. Just thought I would make sure. Here I come Face-in-the-hole. Now how to get that shot of my face at the perfect angle......

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  40. Wait, this movie has a plot? Meh, whatever. It pwned me as soon as I heard mention of Rob's naked ass.

    @HypoVag: Do you write fanfic? Cos if you don't you should def have a go at it. You're cracking me up so bad I think I peed a little. Which is probably a good thing since it stopped my panties from going up in flames. Thanks! ;)

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  41. oh hypovag, you are indeed a lifesaver. I'm so glad that his peen can double as a flotation device. Safety first!

    Is it wrong that I'm looking longingly at flight & hotel information and thinking of how the hell I can manage FOOOOOORKS!!!?

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  42. @Toefunny--There is nothing wrong about longing to go to FFFOOORRRKKKSSSSS!!!!!

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  44. all in a British accent.....

    ***THUD****

    wv: hotho - "That hypovag is one HotHo!!!"

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  45. @HypoVag ~ Um. More pleeze. Like nowish.

    E

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  47. @HV ~ Well, as I recall...the fabric of her dress was slowly moving up her thighs...and then...

    Holyfuckingfrenchcock. I will die. French Rob will die me.

    **runs off to make last minute changes to living will**

    OK, now you may proceed.
    xo
    E

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  49. @ Hypo Vag - Holy fuck, are you writing some fanfic because you got the makings of fucking hot one there. LOL!

    Those pictures made Monday a whole lot better.... and I want to follow that happy trail to the promise land!

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  50. @STY- nope, I haven't read it either, but I'm beginning to think I should! *looks towards Mrs. P*

    v/w happe- Yup, I'd be happe if Rob was standing behind me like that!

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  51. OK ladies, I took one for the team and read a non-twilight book last month....Bel Ami. It was pretty damn good!!!! I CANNOT wait to see this movie.

    The main disappointment in the book is there is a lot of "fade to black" (i.e. no descriptive sex scenes), but filling in the blanks was soooooo much fun and by the looks of this pic Hollywood is all up for it! Hale Yes!!!!

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  52. That Bel Ami hot, but the crotch collage..... Wow. THANK YOU!

    Must remember to breathe. Closing my door is probably a good idea too, since I am no longer capable of looking at RPattz pictures without moaning. Seriously! And they probably frown upon that here at the office.

    @Hypoallergenic Vag-wow, thanks for the lemony goodness! Are you writing fanfic? Inquiring minds want to know (and us tarts want to read more of that shit!)?

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  53. quick - someone send HypoVag a case of Jolt and some chocolate-covered espresso beans! And some Red Bull!

    : )

    (Nicely done - aaaand this photo and all your captions are making my Tuesday a much happier place to be - thanks!!)

    : )

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  54. Well, I'm now officially starting off my day hot and bothered.

    Everyone raise your hand if you think HypoVag should quit her day job and start cashing in on that fabulously filthy mind of hers!!

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  55. @Hypovag, you are totally going to get me fired. Hoor.

    @Toefunny - I've ALSO been looking longingly at flight information and also my bank account and wondering how I can manage FFFOOOOOORRRRRRKKKKSSSSS!!!!!! And I think I maybe decided that I just don't CARE if I go into a bit of credit card debt. The Twitarded pilgrimage would probably be worth it. Is there going to be a planning post? I need to figure out if I can actually do this really soon!

    And hey, I figure since we're all such hookers anyway, maybe we can just sell ourselves on the streets of FOOORRRKKKSSSS to pay for it. Worst that can happen is we'd be picked up by Chief Swan, right? Winky winky at you, Billy Burke.

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  56. @amanda - that is EXACTLY what I was thinking last night....the already in debt part, not he selling ourselves part - ha! I actually sat with a calculator and tried to figure out how much money I'd have to save per day to make this happen. hahahaha!

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  57. @Toefunny - we can do it! Ok. I hereby promise to only bring pb&j to work, and not to eat out anymore. Heh. I said "eat out."

    Ahem. Maybe I can sell some of my shit on ebay...

    WV: donglat. Heh. Dong.

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  58. yes. strange to hear me say it, but that pic is absolutely fuck hot! the look on her face... she is absolutely, and unequivically his at that moment. it is such a powerful position to be in as a man. from the looks of it he is now free to pretty much bend her completely to his will... nice.

    and i completely agree!!! finding your way over to Twidom during your day (in reasonably quick doses) helps my day go by SOOOO much faster. funny thing is I am in a better mood, which has increased my morale, which has increased employee morale, which has increased the quantity and quality of our work! thank you for helping us to be more successful by spreading so much joy into the world!!!

    wv - brumpins - not sure what it means, but i'm pretty sure it has to do with crotches touching one another in some fashion. :)

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  59. @Hypo - Jeebus fucking crispies, woman. That's all imma say.

    @Amanda & Toefunny - if you can swing it - DO IT!! I think we're close to 50 women coming. Don't forget to budget in bail money.

    And Uma has man hands.

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  60. and now i'm all tingly...down there...

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  61. @ Jenny Jerkface: So I just said to my mom, "a bunch of women are going to Forks on a Twilight pilgrimage." she says, "Are you going? Because you should." lol where can I get info on the pilgrimage??!!

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  62. JJ - LMAO@ And Uma has man hands.

    thanks, I needed that! Now I'm slightly less jealous of her.... nah, still ragingly jealous!

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  63. Mondays suck balls. If I didn't have to edit my FB status updates, because my MIL is one of my "friends", that's what i would have wrote yesterday. Mondays suck balls.

    Rob- Uh Uma, I'm just going to try one thing. Hold very still. Don't move.

    or- Uma, I'm going to call you Robzsinger (that's my name, der) during this scene. I hope you don't mind me fantasizing about Robzsinger while I'm doing you from behind, she just gets me so hot and bothered.

    I don't care to read the script. But I do care to see lots and lots of these kinds of pics. yummy.

    twitardia is my happy place:)

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  64. @HV-Yowser. That was delicious.

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  65. I just want to know where his other hand is and what he might be doing with it......

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  66. Oh Hypo Vag, how do I love thee?? Yes, this may be the best tuesday morning ever!

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  67. Did you check out this one?? http://everglowmedia.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=1098&pos=1

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  68. OMG Hypo Vag - I am dying!

    Bel Ami script, anyone, please?

    rpatzb@gmail.com

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  69. @FreakyBella ~ Thank you!!! That image is waaaaaayyyyy better. It looks like Rob's hand is on Uma's neck...not hers. His thumb...good gawd his thumb. That is all.

    @HV ~ Seriously fucking hot. You need to write a fic. For me. Mmmkay?

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  70. AND WHERE ARE HIS HANDS?

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iq6ssKOaUBs/S-BV9cC5mhI/AAAAAAAAGC0/ucAkbIVdUAc/s320/BANS2.jpg


    vw: phist...ummmm...yeah...

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  71. Georges- I'd like to introduce you to my red room of pain, love.

    LOL!

    No, what I think is going on here is the newly married man is rubbing his junk all over his womans back door, whispering, "You are mine and will give it up whenever, wherever I choose." GAWD! Fuck me sideways. I have died.......

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  72. @Vicky Voluptuouss- I said the same to my husband. He said I should go if it will get it out of my system. *sighs* But I can't. I have three kiddos and I can just imagine the house in total ruins with one lightbulb swinging pathetically from the cracked ceiling when I return. Men!

    What I want to know is when JJ and STY finally reach their destination will they part the LaPush sea like Moses and declare our new Twitarded Ten Commandments? WTF would they be?

    First and formost, Love thy Robward with an unnatural devotion.

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  73. @Kerri - loves it!

    Another one?

    Remember the Precious and keep it so, so unholy.

    Thou shalt covet the hell outta that piece.

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  74. @Kerri - I think there's a whole 'nother post in there - lol!

    : )

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  75. oh and i think BOTH of his hands are... occupied. they could be anywhere, really... pinkie surprise? ok fine she doesn't look surprised... but you never know! those hands...

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  76. oh and i think BOTH of his hands are... occupied. they could be anywhere, really... pinkie surprise? ok fine she doesn't look surprised... but you never know! those hands...

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  77. oh and @ Vicki Voluptuouss - go to our facebook page! there is info there! : )

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  78. Comment virgin here. I've been reading your hilariously demented blog for awhile now, seriously, don't know what took me so long to post. Probably because I read it at work and I'm convinced an alarm is going to sound off the second I hit publish. But whatever. So I just received my RPattz Google alert of the day and Thinking of Rob has some seriously delicious b&w photos of the precious. He's been "de-dotted", as they put it. I'd be happy to put the dots back on him... with my tongue.

    http://thinkingofrob.com/2010/05/04/black-white-de-dotted-pics-of-robert-pattinson-in-montepulciano/

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  80. Where the hell was I when the Bel Ami script was going around...!? And how can I get my sluttly Twihands on it NOW??!!?

    I'm getting the hook-up with the book tomorrow (thanks mel in the atl!!), but I'd LOVE to read the script too!!

    Can anyone point me in the right direction??

    Thanks!

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  81. OK - nevermind. Long live Google! I have the script downloaded and my glass of wine has been poured. Later twatwaffles!! I've got some readin' to do!!

    I love ya'll for always enlightening my Twitarded mind!!!

    xo!

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  82. OMFG! What else can be said about this?

    One minute I'm sighing and the next, I'm snorting and choking back laughter! My DH just asked WTF is wrong with me? Must. Not. Look. At. The. Pretty. While. He. Is. In. The. Room.

    I tried to think up a caption, but while my mind was wandering, I realized I just need to go back to the bedroom for some quiet time. Well . . . it will be quiet except for the buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

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  83. @hypo vag - holy fuck woman, your lemons were so good my vag just puckered!

    @Amanda and @toefunny - I'm putting FFFOOOORRRRKKSS on the credit card if I have to 'cuz there's no way I'm missing that partay!!

    w/v poopatio (I swear I couldn't make that shit up) - where my stupid cat sometimes takes a dump

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  84. @Twilove1: I heart your fucking face.

    @anyone who hasn't booked a room at the hotel for FOOOORRRRKKKSSS!!! yet: I booked yesterday and the lady said they only had a handful of rooms left for the group. idk what the means exactly, but get on that shit. I want to see you all there. Stop twiddling your twattles and book that shit!

    P.S. Hey HV? Thanks for the 'gasms. Good times.

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  85. @hypersexualwritersvagina:

    *lites cigarette*
    *inhales deeply*
    *eyes roll back and close*
    *exhales, smoke curling around head*

    now THAT's what i'm fucking talkin' 'bout.

    *takes another drag*

    so, baby, you takin' the pilgrimage to the abandonment? i've got a bottle w/your name on it. and some serious fucking discussions...

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  86. Yes, please: more Bel Ami. I'm totally in the dark on anything BA.

    I wanna see RPATTZ being a total dickhead womanizer, fawking every woman in sight. Yes, that's what I want. That is all.

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  87. Omg! I must. Stop. Reading. Too. Many. Dirty. Thoughts.

    @STY-thanks! I am soooo going to try but I may have to sell my body!!! If you see a woman being arrested for prostitution on the local NY news yelling "But I neeeeeeed to go to Fffffffffffooooooooooorrrrrrrkkkkkkkksssssss!" that's me! (at least I can use the insanity defense!)

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  88. what does gorgeous georges say? hmmmm? rally wanna know wht makes uma cream? hmmm...

    "hussshhh, mon amour. sidewaaahhlk...caaaannnndyyyyy"

    ok so you know you'd cum too if he said that to you. just fucking admit it.

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  89. Mmmmmm...yezzz. Dirty Georges evil sidewalk candy...nom nommmy nom.

    I'm devouring the script like a fat kid on bacon.

    xo
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  90. fuckity fuck. this and the previous comment is actually smartEpantz. I hijacked the tard's laptop and neglected to change the user...derrrrr.

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  91. All good now.
    Love you fucking whores.
    xo
    E

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  92. @smartypantz. oh thank fuck! user error! my eyebrow was half-hitched over that mr. pantz "dirty georges nom nommy nom" comment *shudder*

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  93. @neverthink ~ my exact reaction when I discovered my mistake. that error will not be repeated. trust.
    xo

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  94. I am in fact a Bel Ami virgin...not on purpose though. That's just how it happened. LOL! Maybe after today I won't be anymore though. ;-)

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  95. I'd like to say that I've thoroughly enjoyed the collage (ahem!), but the Bel Ami pic is doing my head in!

    Uma Thurman is one of my least favourite female actors ever - she's just so damn fugly!!!!! I mean, check out those nasal cavities FFS!!!!! You wouldn't want to get too close to them for fear of being snorted up, never to return. I doubt you'd ever get out of there, even if you had a super-strong Maglite to guide you.

    There's only one woman who should be in that pic and that's ME. End of.

    I thank you ;-)

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  96. OK, I know I'm very late to the party, but I just had to comment... I have been too busy to have my daily dose of Rob Let alone my cup of Twitarded, but afte seeing the Rob Crotch and Bel Ami still, I'm now going to take the STY's words of wisdcom and take a time out out to check my fav 5 sites daily. BTW: GOD bless the crotch shots!

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  98. @Toefunny--There is nothing wrong about longing to go to FFFOOORRRKKKSSSSS!!!!!

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  99. I was momentarily befuddled by the picture on the far left of the collage

    And then, still stymied by the happiest place on earth,I nearly fell off the chair reading HypoVag's dirty, dirty, delish thoughts on the whereabouts of Rob's hands. Can I get a whoot whoot!

    And you're so right Katrinka...who cares what the hell he says as long as it's in his own dreamy accent.

    Throw me a life preserver ladies, I'm drowning over here!!

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  100. @HypoVag: Between your one-shot and that pic... yeah um.. I need a cigarette.

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  101. Maybe he's whispering "You know you want it" as one hand slowly gathers the bottom of her skirts and holds them bunched up against one hip. "Now do exactly as I say." He strokes his cane slowly up the inside of one leg to the top of her thigh, gently spreading her legs...then draws it across her panties and slowly down her other thigh until he taps it gently against the inside of her knee, spreading them even further. The cane rattles to the floor and he slides his hand between her legs. "Now let me hear you moan. Say my name. Out loud."

    Too much caffeine for me tonite!

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  102. I don't care what he's saying just as long as he's using his real accent. rpattz+british accent=panty incineration

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  103. @Hypoallergenic Vag - Wow, Uma has some man hands on her! LMAO! I totally believe you, but when I first looked at that photo, I thought for sure that was Rob's hand. Sorry, Uma!

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