That was amazing, JJ. I've never had anyone do THAT to me before. Where did you learn it? Ahhh, Twilight fan fiction, of course...
Shyward, Geekward, Darkward, Tattward -- whatever, we all read that shit with a glazed expression as we squirm in our chairs. I'm sure we've all had at least one experience where we were caught reading fan fiction at an inappropriate place - the office, family gatherings, the mall, your kids' sporting event.
Admit it, it's okay. I've definitely been caught reading shit in the elevator at work, lips parted, panting slightly as Darkward pushes Bella across the desk, lifts her skirt up and...
Where was I? Oh, right. 4th floor, please. Thanks.
As shocking as it is, I've actually been kind of shying away from the wham-bam-thank-you-m'am kind of fics these days. Not that there is anything wrong this those, natch. And I certainly don't mean that there aren't lemons in the stories I'm currently reading --
Hey! Where did ya go? COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!
Anyhoo, I've been introduced to a couple of new "Wards" these past few weeks. And I'd like to share them with you because they are pretty fuck-awesome.
Sins of the Father by Bethaboo (all-human, OOC)
Bella Swan breaks free from her mother's influence and is desperate to prove her music blog speaks for her generation. Edward Cullen is an Irish punk rocker with a dark past. When they collide, nothing will ever be the same. AH, OOC. (Image and description taken from Twilighted.net)
This story drew me in from the get-go. Bella is a music blogger who is down on her luck and Edward is a punk rocker dude with a fucking major chip on his incredibly sexy shoulder. I love bloggers, I really fucking love punk and I love Edward and Bella so I had to check this out. Think you know how this story is going to end?
Trust me, you don't.
Currently, it's only seven chapters in but every guess I've made has been wrong and now I'm like a fucking kid with her face pressed against the pet-shop window because I really, really want that next chapter to come out and I'm dying to know what happens next.
This is a really well thought out, tightly written story. And for those of you who aren't fans of Twilighted, she's also posted it on fanfiction.net
There aren't many lemons yet for all you greedy slut-monkeys to feast on, but what little I've seen... it's gonna be good, ladies. All I know is if Punkrockward wanted me to wrap my lips around his cock... I'm pretty sure I'd oblige.
The next fic that is fucking pwning me these days is one that is a pretty heavy on the angst and light on the lemons but that doesn't make it any less interesting, not by a long shot.
Oh, and it also has the biggest, douchiest, ass-licking Edward I have ever read. EVER.
It's really quite impressive.
Hit by Destiny by ocdmess
Three months ago, something happened that came to change Bella's life forever. She is an outcast, hated by everyone, loved by no one. She wants nothing more than to end her life and she almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries and the only thing keeping her alive is the person who hit her... (image and description taken from Twilighted.net)
There is a really interesting dynamic between Sad Bella and Doucheward in this fic and it really kind of just sucks you in. Bella's a fuck lot stronger than she seems and I really like her character, especially because Edward is such a d-i-c-k-f-a-c-e in the first, um, few chapters.
There are some really cool twists and turns, as well as a really uber creepy Renee and Billy Black. If you're in the mood for some angst and mystery, this fic is for you. She also has it posted over at fanfiction.net -- with a lot more chapters available. I swear to OME I actually squealed like a little kid when I discovered this.
The last one I need to recommend is one that Latchkey Wife has been hounding me to read. At least every other day she's all, "asshole, did you read it yet?" and I'm all "dood, when RL life stops sticking uncomfortable things in my pooper, I'll totally read it."
Well, I finally got to sit down and read it.
And I really wish I had read it earlier because this shizz is good. Like, really fucking good.
It's called The Family Business by Suzspetals
Edward Cullen met the girl of his dreams but pushed her away due to his complicated, dangerous family life. When cruel irony reunites them, he’s forced to make a devastating choice: Save her from a fate worse than death or from the family business.
This is an AU fic that is most definitely worth checking out, especially if you're a Buffy fan. I only say that because, well, Edward isn't a vampire. He's a slayer of them.
I've only gotten about nine chapters in but I'm eating this up like RPattz on a platter. The writing is witty and smooth and the characters are intriguing as hell.
Hello? Is anyone still here? If you are, let us know what's floating your boat these days -- and when you leave a comment on these stories be sure to tell these lovely talented ladies that Twitarded sends their love.