I believe it's called "Misplaced"?
STY is used to my living-under-a-rock-ness by now, which is good. I remember the first time I told her I never watched Seinfeld. I thought her head was going to explode and I'm pretty sure she wanted to kick me out of her house but she's, like, the politest hostess ever and would never do that unless I kicked over her fish tanks or crapped on the kitchen floor.
Originally I was going to do an Eclipse spoiler post because I know there is some nifty shizz floating around out there, but I changed my mind. You see, there are a few pictures that emerged the other day and I just can't stop thinking about them so I'm swapping the Eclipse spoilage for the Water for Elephants spoilers.
Because holy panty-soaker Batman! These pics are hot.
My girly parts got all excited when I came across these over at Confessions of a TwiCrack Addict and I gotta admit, I'm loving the hair.
I found even more yummy pictures over at ROBsessed. Hop on over there for all of them.
Oh, poor dirty RPattz! You can come over any time and I'll make sure you get squeaky clean. And then do dirty things together.
Hmmm, I think I'm actually liking dirty-blue-collar Rob almost as much as brooding-sparkly-vampire Rob. Sacrilege, I know!
None of the carnie dudes I have ever come across look like Robert Pattinson, by the way. The ones I've seen are usually wearing t-shirts that say "Mustache Rides - 5 cents!" and have various questionable tattoos, missing teeth, and possible criminal records.
I suppose this is a good thing because if I saw a dude like RPattz I might have seriously considered joining a circus, except that I'm highly allergic to animals, dust and hay so that might have been a problem.
I am definitely putting Water for Elephants on my Need to Watch list. Hell, if I can scare up a copy of the book before they change the cover and slap RPattz's mug on it with the tagline "Soon to be Major Motion Picture!" it might pass for the first non-Twi book I've read since falling down this rabbit hole.