Sunday, May 23, 2010

Laters, Twilight - I'm Running Away With the Circus!

So yesterday Snarkier Than You and I were chatting and she told me that the blog was all mine tonight because she and Latchkey Wife are going to be watching some season finale [LKW's Note - it's the SERIES finale you fuckwad!] of a show about a bunch of fucking people who are stuck on an island and apparently I'm the only person in the whole universe who has never watched an episode of this show.

I believe it's called "Misplaced"?

STY is used to my living-under-a-rock-ness by now, which is good. I remember the first time I told her I never watched Seinfeld. I thought her head was going to explode and I'm pretty sure she wanted to kick me out of her house but she's, like, the politest hostess ever and would never do that unless I kicked over her fish tanks or crapped on the kitchen floor.

STY put this up in her kitchen so I know I'm not allowed to go there...

Anyway.

Originally I was going to do an Eclipse spoiler post because I know there is some nifty shizz floating around out there, but I changed my mind. You see, there are a few pictures that emerged the other day and I just can't stop thinking about them so I'm swapping the Eclipse spoilage for the Water for Elephants spoilers.

Because holy panty-soaker Batman! These pics are hot.

My girly parts got all excited when I came across these over at Confessions of a TwiCrack Addict and I gotta admit, I'm loving the hair.

Oh hai, I now have a suspender fetish.

I wonder if RPattz is checking out the horse's dong and thinking "Mine's bigger..."

Black Beauty and the British Beauty

I found even more yummy pictures over at ROBsessed. Hop on over there for all of them.

Not going there. Yet...

Oh, poor dirty RPattz! You can come over any time and I'll make sure you get squeaky clean. And then do dirty things together.

Hmmm, I think I'm actually liking dirty-blue-collar Rob almost as much as brooding-sparkly-vampire Rob. Sacrilege, I know!

None of the carnie dudes I have ever come across look like Robert Pattinson, by the way. The ones I've seen are usually wearing t-shirts that say "Mustache Rides - 5 cents!" and have various questionable tattoos, missing teeth, and possible criminal records.

Yup. That's more like it...

I suppose this is a good thing because if I saw a dude like RPattz I might have seriously considered joining a circus, except that I'm highly allergic to animals, dust and hay so that might have been a problem.

I am definitely putting Water for Elephants on my Need to Watch list. Hell, if I can scare up a copy of the book before they change the cover and slap RPattz's mug on it with the tagline "Soon to be Major Motion Picture!" it might pass for the first non-Twi book I've read since falling down this rabbit hole.

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  1. Three points.

    1. I saw the first episode of Lost and was like, what the fuck? And I never watched it again. I didn't have the patience.

    2. Someone shat in my kitchen once. In a box. It's a long and painful story. It wasn't me! And as far as I know, it wasn't you, either.

    3. Those pictures made me lick the LCD of my laptop. Going for the paper towels now.

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  2. Hell don't feel bad I've never touched an episode of Lost and I don't watch Seinfeld either and never plan to. I'm fully convinced after reading the script about a week ago and then seeing these pics the other day that this movie will kill me. My panties will most likely spontaneously combust and probably take out anyone in a 10 foot radius. I have already caved and ordered the book and now I impatiently await it's arrival. I doubt there are any carnies out there that look like that which is probably why this story is set in the 1930s lol

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  3. JJ I always knew we were sisters separated at birth, I've never watched Lost either and I also lurve Scooby Do too.

    Nice to see you raided @texaskatherine's family photo album for this piece. It really doesn't do her justice though.

    So anyhow, I must return to my acrobatic duties since joining the Circus this week. You get a wonderful view whilst swinging from above......

    X

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  4. Thank OME there are other aliens on this planet who have not watched that show.

    @Myg - I had someone shit in my kitchen once, too. I'm not sure who it was. I'm not ruling myself out, either.

    @Cazza - I thought it was a flattering picture of TK. And if we're separated at birth you're totally the cunty twin. :)

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  5. JJ - no Lost for me either. I tried it - didn't like it. (Oh yea- I and I didn't watch Seinfeld until the last season.)

    Thanks for the HAWT pictures of 'period' Rob, nom-nom-nom

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  6. Funny you should mention this. Twilove and Zany Mouse, along with myself just came back from an epic weekend of set-stalking. Damn those schedule changes! They were SUPPOSED to be filming this weekend. Alas the sets were empty but we still consider the weekend a win because we actually found all three (super secret) locations, had fun with mini E's and stayed the night in the local haunted hotel. So all our recon in preparation for the "real set stalking" is done. Yay. Can't wait!

    Fkat

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  7. You will LOVE the book, JJ! Read it last summer and thought it was beautifully written.

    I've got Lost on, but like you, I never made it past the first epi a looooong time ago. I guess its just the pop-culture-whore in me that thinks I SHOULD be watching this...then again, I'm here, so we all know where my loyalties lie. ;)

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  8. Does anyone else feel traitor-ish drooling over "Jacob"? It feels so wrong in my bones...

    Has everyone read Bel-Ami? I'm going to start..and I found out you can download it for free! The Copyright is expired so it's Freeware..

    I have a couple friends that were very Team Jacob..but are getting tingly about the new dirty Rob..I feel some serious Taint-Punchin coming on...

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  11. Ummm yeah...those pictures....just damn....speechless! WFE was a great story, can't wait for it to come alive! And I used to be a Lost fanatic until something else (obsessive addiction to FF) came along....who the hell needs a TV anyway?

    FF rec: And With Thee Fade Away by Derdriu oFaolain (on FF.net)...dark, dark vamp Edward, very snarky but sympathetic once you know his back story. A strong and equally snarky Bella. Great story and it is complete.

    Looking forward to starting Myg's fic too.

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  12. Lost is amazing!! I highly rec renting them so you don't have to wait to see what happens! It really has a good flow!

    Just bought WFE and I'm planning on starting it soon...soonish... There are some fanfic stories I need to catch up on first lol! ;)

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  13. Holiday Road baby....its a long way to it.

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  14. JJ, you've never watched Lost?
    Dude, you don't know what your missing out on. It's a total mindf*ck experience that I just can't describe.

    Then again, you probably won't like the show for one reason and one reason only. The actress who plays Claire on Lost is the same chick who bangs Rob in Remember Me.

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  15. @Anonymous - Okay, buddy! I don't who you are but clearly you KNOW about the holiday road thingy which means I know you in RL so... spill, ass-munch.

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  16. Yeah, set stalking was a bust. Sort of. We got about a hundred pics of the fuckin' trains, saw the tents from afar, and were on the verge of asking the locals if they'd seen any dwarves I mean, how hard can it be to find an elephant for God's sake? However, the weekend with my buddies was a WIN! And I'd do it all over again in a minute.

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  17. Thank goodness I'm not the only person who doesn't watch LOST. You all complete me:)

    @MYG- you can't drop a bomb like that (pun intended) and not elaborate. do tell.

    @JJ-I just have to say, I can't wait until you do "go there". what is it about little people that is so fascinating?

    I might have to pick up WFE as well. Right after I reread Wuthering Heights. Gosh, I'm such a Twilight loser wannabe.

    In other news, I have written two whole posts on my blog-woo hoo! Cause I don't spend enough time on here as it is:) Check it:
    http://robzsinger.blogspot.com

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  18. I'm with you JJ, I'm not into Lost. If I want to watch hot people half naked on an island, I watch Survivor. Especially when everyone is all bitchy and mean to one another. Cracks me up.

    I was hating the haircut after seeing the Ellen show clips but these pics make me like it much more. Clean shaven Rob might be okay too...I have more of an Edward fetish than a Rob fetish (don't hit me!) just because Rob sometimes looks too unkempt for me.

    The clothes they have him in make him look bulkier. I've always said that he needs to eat a sandwich and gain a pound or ten. My mother says "that boy is cute but he needs to eat some collard greens and cornbread". lol Yes, I am in the south. Duh!

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  19. "Not going to go there. Yet."

    LMFAO. I saw those pix a couple of nites ago on Robsessed and could not WAIT till you bitches got a hold of them.

    I do SO love Rob's new hair. Wonder if he'll stop the obsessive finger-combing, though? Holy FUCK, then what would we do??

    :: nom, nom, nom ::

    Back to LOST, DVR'ed edition. ;)

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  20. 1) Saw Lost once and went fucking cross eyed just trying to keep up.

    2) Well, my my my. Filthy Rob needs a bath, eh? How many of you girls would voulenteer to sponge bathe his fine ass? Yeah, me too. LOL. Except with my bad Karma I would end up getting sponge bath duty with the midgit.

    On another note, has everyone seen that MotU has one chapter left before it's over?

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  21. @ JJ-I am also a member of the never seen Lost, never care to club...I've never seen The Office either and people look at me like I've sprouted a third eye when they hear that. simpatico :).
    @myg- Osa Bella...oh yeah..new chapters please with cherry flavored Robward on top?

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  22. Addicted2TwilightMay 23, 2010 at 11:33 PM

    I've never watched lost either...I heard it was underwater though. ;o)


    Thanks for those pics but I want Eclipse pictures more!!!! When are you going to put those up?

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  23. Thank God no one has ever shat (LMAO Myg!) in my kitchen other than my dog. Remind me not to invite you into our hotel room in FFOORRKKSS!! for a drink, though ;)

    Like Rob said on Jimmy Fallon, I watched about the first 15 minutes of Lost and was lost, so I never watched it again. Huge Seinfeld fan, though. Loved the show and saw him live. He was fantastic.

    PMSL: "I wonder if RPattz is checking out the horse's dong and thinking "Mine's bigger..."
    "

    Can't wait to see where this is going: "Not going there. Yet...
    "

    *waves at Z Any Mouse and Sidewalk Candy* Loved getting all of the email updates and photos from Twilove1 while you were set stalking. Still cool that you got that close.

    Lisa

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  24. Never watched Lost or Seinfeld either. These WFE pics {{shivver}} reminds me of the video for U2's song "All I want is You", appropriate, don't you think?
    PMSL at the horses dong!

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  25. I LOVE those pictures of Rob from the WFE set. I saw them earlier this week and have been looking at them several times a day since them.

    I wasn't feeling the hair cut when I saw him on Ellen, but it I can't get enough of it in the set pictures. I can't wait to see this movie!!

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  26. @robzsinger-- lol!! When I went to buy WFE I totally picked up Wuthering Heights too!! Haven't read it since high school! I think it will take on a new meaning now :)

    The Lost finale made me cry, pretty much on par for series finales... Any one remember the Six Ft Under finale??? Hand me a tissue!!!

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  28. Good call 17foreverlisa on not inviting myg or JJ into any hotel room in FOOORRRKKKS!!! Who knows what "gifts" might be left behind!

    I am a total Lostie, and have watched every single episode for the past six years. I'm the crazy person standing in front of the couch screaming with her friends at the people on the television! And now, having watched the final episode...I can honestly say...I'm still fucking LOST YOU DAMNED BASTARDS. YOU DIDN'T ANSWER ANY OF MY FUCKING QUESTIONS. But that is for another day.

    Now, as to the WFE pics...LOVIN' the Dirty sexpender look. But, if I'm honest about it, I'm still missing the hair. I am looking forward to Reading the book. But after a lengthy conversation with Hypo Vag this morning, I have about 6 months worth of FF to get to!

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  29. @JJ - I have NEVER watched Lost, nor have I ever purposely watched Seinfeld. Also, I haven't read much if at all since Twilight...however, if I can grab a copy of WFE & picture Rob as Jacob, the circus vet, I'm in.

    As for your picture captions, hilarious. Absolutely agree with you on lovin' The Precious in a dirty shirt n' suspenders. His hair is adorkable too.

    @Lisa - Was this WFE set stalking? Oooh I want deets!

    xo J

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  30. Yay I'm not the only person on the planet not addicted to Lost!

    Mmmm, Rob with horses. I love horses, but I'm allergic to them. That is the suckfest that is my life. Still, Rob looks awfully cute in his 30's carnie gear. What I wouldn't give for a roll in that hay. I'm sure he wouldn't be able to resist me with my eyes all red and swollen and snot running down my face.

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  31. I don't get the appeal of Lost, I'll admit though, I never gave it a chance!
    The pics are truly mouthwatering. I was on twitter when the explosion of new Robporn happened, and not a damn thing got done after that.
    JJ - you've GOT to read that book! it's such a great story, and if you don't fall in love with old Jacob, something is seriously wrong with you. Never in my Twi life would I think I'd EVER say that I'm "Team Jacob" but with THIS Jacob, I sooooo am.

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  32. Lost? I think I watched the first 4 minutes of the first episode and claimed it a fucknut.

    @VampiresWeLove - I read Bel Ami. I am hoping with some embellishment (ie - some really good fanfic) that the movie is better. The book was good, but like the Twilight Series, just not enough for my perverted mind.

    Thanks for posting those panty drenching pics. Except the bitch with the chicken. Or is that a dude? Either way, that may cause nightmares.

    My word verification is hyman. Awesome.

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  33. Mmmmmm CarniRob, Robkowski, Robcob, CircusRob, VetRob, WaterRob, ElephantRob, HoboRob--whatever the fuck you want to call him-- has me in a tizzy. I read WFE a few years ago and quite liked it. I kind of want to re-read it with the imagery of him in my mind...I just know I will love it even more.

    @JJ--Those suspenders and the undershirt--hot damn! I just remembered there is a scene in the book where Jacob gets really stanky drunk and is naughty...oh I can't wait. I think I am becoming a Rob fan first and foremost. I can't tell you how joyful it makes me that we will have movie after movie to look forward to with him.

    Lost? Watched like three episodes and got too antsy like @Myg...I am too impatient.

    My daughter went to Circus Camp last summer...maybe I should see if they need some child labor on the set.....

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  34. I still can't believe Lost is over. I'm waiting for the episodes to download so that I can watch them.

    Now, on Roblated - I like his greasy sexy look. I'm not sure whether I'm going to like the film though - these pics are not promising.

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  35. Totes agree with ya on the Lost thing JJ....I've not sure I've ever even watched a commercial for the show....although I did love that cute little Matthew Fox when he was on "Party of Five" a gazillion years ago....

    Read WFE about 3 years ago and lllluuurrrvvveeeedddd it....completly SQEEEEE'd at work a few months back when I learned that it was being made into a movie and then ((gasp)) that The Precious was actually playing the Jacob roll....I mean, I'm not sure my life could get any better than that...well, it could..but since Rob's not likely to show up on my door step asking for some Southern Chubby Chick strange anytime soon, this will just have to be it for me...

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  36. LOL@ misplaced.

    I used to have a minor LOST fetish, then the other day I realized I hadn't been on the LOST chatboard this year. Not even once. Hmmmm, seems I've been a bit distracted :)

    Bel Ami was the non-Twilight movie I was most looking forward to... that was until those fucking hot WFE pictures hit the world. With their help, I believe I've finally broken my "Edward only" friend and converted her to team RPattz!! We ran out an bought WFE as soon as we could get away from work.

    The bookstore clerk mentioned WFE was jumping off the shelves that day. Coincidence? I think not. That's the power of the precious!

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  37. Fab post JJ! I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disturbed by the number of people whose kitchens have been shat in lol!

    WFE was a great read, I'd def recommend it.

    My highlight of yesterday was when I discovered Mr Stan reading my copy of Bel Ami. He has no idea about the Rob link and I have no intention of telling him. If I could keep it to myself until I'd tempted him to the cinema to see the film of 'that book we both read last year' I would, but I know I'll cave when he gets to the end of the book. It brings out my evil smile when I walk in and catch him with it MUAHAHAHAAAAA!

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  38. Hoooooly moly. JJ, unlike you (and most of the people here, it seems) I am a TOTAL utter Lostie. I've watched every episode, listened to all the podcasts, watched and read every interview I could get my hands on. This morning I feel like I just got out of a six-year long, emotionally abusive relationship. My eyes are puffy and there is an Island-shaped hole in my heart.

    But it started to knit itself up just a bit when you posted these pictures. Keep 'em coming! Now that my other obsession is over, I will have even MORE crazy to devote to Twilight.

    Also, @ TwiJourney, I totally lol'd at a nice southern lady forcing collard greens and cornbread on Rob!

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  39. LOL @ hypoallergenic vag! I thought the same thing over all the manscaping. Those eyebrows are going to grow back into one hell of a scary jungle unibrow.

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  40. I have been a LOST fan since day 1 and was sad to see it end last night. Well, part of me was sad... the other part of me felt relieved... it's a huge emotional commitment! But I'll miss my weekly dose of Sawyer!

    Awesome post JJ... and I nearly choked when I read...

    I wonder if RPattz is checking out the horse's dong and thinking "Mine's bigger..."

    And now I'm thinking to myself... "If it is, I am dead."

    They would need to change the expression "Hung like a horse" to... well, you get the idea.

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  41. JJ, You never ever fail to crack my shiz up. I have learned the hard way to stay clear of any liquids whilst reading Twitarded posts.

    Yes those set pics of Rob are yummy. Only Rob could rock the dirty carnie look and make it hot. Totally diggin' the short cut now. On Ellen it was styled a lil' weird. In those clothes he looks a little Legends of the Fall-esque.. me likey. And damn it, I want to see Rob riding that horse.. dunno why, but that'd be hot. And he looks so friggin' cute and happy sitting there talking to his little friend... See? He even has time for the little people! ...(Yeah, I went there!)

    Before Rob, if I thought about suspenders, I'd probably picture frog-corpse, Larry King. But Rob definitely brought sexy back where suspenders are concerned.. or rather sexpenders --Mmm aptly named :)

    Wow! There are lots more people than I thought that don't watch Lost. My sis is obsessed but I've never seen an episode. But even she says its a total mind fuck. I really don't watch tv much, besides The Office. And I've even skipped episodes of that for some lovely fanfic updates :)

    @Hypo Vag: How can you tell that Rob has been manscaped? Besides his eyebrows, I can't really tell. Damn it, maybe I need to get my eyes checked? :/ I can't even think of someone fucking with that magical mound of manfur and if they did anything to the happiest happy trail on earth... so help me God!!! *raises fist*

    @Kerri: Doooood I know!!! I was all happy reading the new MotU ch. last night and then I got towards the bottom and was like ***MotU SPOILERS*** OMG Rose found the contract email?! And then I got down further to the bottom and screamed Noooo!!! There can't be only one more ch. left! There's so much more we have yet to find out: Who took the the pics out of the safe? (I'm going for a twist here so just gonna pin it on Mrs. Robinson 'cause I hate her). And did someone actually fuck with Echo Charlie? And we never did find out what else Barney found on Jame's computer!!!
    Hopefully by some divine providence, Icy might be up for a sequel??? *crosses fingers*

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  42. @kerri - YES I saw that there is only one MoTU chapter left and it left my palms a bit twitchy! I'm feeling a bit bereft at the thought of not seeing the continuation of that story!

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  43. There's an MotU update??? Must. Read. Now!!!!

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  44. Well! I'm actually surprised there are so many of you who don't watch Lost!!

    And I have to admit - I "went there" a few times and then changed my mind. lol.

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  46. @Hypo Vag
    Okay took a closer look on Robsessed (yeah 'cause I'm obsessed)and I see what you mean now. Manfurgate solved. Maybe they manscaped 'cause they wanted him to look younger?

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  47. Hehe, I almost choked when I read "Not going there...Yet." What, no JakexMidget slash yet? Damn, I was already starting an outline for a new fic!

    I'm stoked for this movie. I've been mentally casting it for a long time, and when I heard Rob was signed on, I did a jig. Cuz shit's gonna be awesome, and I love the stills.



    I WAS WATCHING LOST AND I CRIED LIKE AN IDIOT.

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  48. I'm not a Lostie, but even if I was I'd be too busy reading Fifty (whom I only just discovered-oh why did I put off reading MotU-holy fuck)

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  49. I have never seen Lost & can't stand Seinfield. Jenny....you are not alone.

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  50. DUUUUDE.....Rob looks so delish in WFE I can't handle it. The short hair is beyond hot. I'm glad I don't have to see that BAFTA/Bel Ami hair anymore(vomit).

    I want to slather Rob and that Little Person with Nutella and eat them up! (I don't mean that is a weird Hannibal Lector kind of way....I don't even like fava beans)

    WV: nocklubs

    Me and Rob are gonna "nocklubs" in the back of the El Camino.

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  51. @ Hypovag I like Furry Rob myself. That man can grow some sexy fur in all the right places. Thankfully he is not all red and blotchy from a bad wax job like poor Cam was in Twilight. Shit I still cringe at the boat scene.
    "Ouch! Someone get the scary vampire some cortisone cream already. I think the bitch took off a layer of skin with his hair"

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  52. Another non-Lost viewer here, I don't watch Greys either (seems most people I know who are obessed with one, are obsessed with the other). But Seinfeld on the other hand, I still occasionally record the reruns... lurves it.

    I had a few moments of groaning and squirming at my desk when I saw those WFE photos. The suspenders... who knew those could be so frickin hot?! If you're thinking about reading the book, do it, it's really great.

    Speaking of other non-Twi-related literature (*gasp* I know, I know) get on the Hunger Games series (a Steph M recommendation). They're up to book 2 (book 3 comes out in Aug) and they're amazing. Seriously addictive.

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  53. @Jacksonstat
    OMG I LOVE The Hunger Games and Catching Fire! Cannot wait for Mocking Jay!

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  54. @STY - Did you hear about Peter Murphy???

    http://twilightsagapalooza.blogspot.com/2010/05/will-peter-murphy-cut-you-up-in-eclipse.html

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  55. @Luxie! Me too, me too! I preordered the book months ago and cannot wait to read what happens next. I adore Katniss' character. I can't wait to hear details about the film adaptation too, that'll make a kick arse movie.

    @mmMoxie I luuuuuurve Peter Murphy. Cuts You Up is one of my all time faves (as well as Bauhaus' song Spirit). I really hope this is true, that would be cool!!

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  56. @Jacksonstat & Luxie - I LOVED the Hunger Games!!! GO TEAM KAT! I'm Couldn't put it down!!!!!! I'm dying to see what's going on in District 13.

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  57. @Toefunny &Jacksonstat:
    Holy Shit! I know! That movie is going to be sic! Hhmm wonder what it'll be rated. Yep Katniss kicks ass. And I heart Peeta. I know! --Wtf is up with District 13?! I gotta know!

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  58. Edward is a VILFMay 24, 2010 at 4:47 PM

    Hey everyone! I'm new to this blog and just want to say that I laugh my ass off at every new post. It's refreshing to find other perverts out there creaming their jeans to every Rob pic that comes along. I was beginning to think I had a problem. ;)

    I can't wait to see WFE. Anything that Rob touches turns to gold and I'm sure this will be no exception. These pics make me want to tie him up with those suspenders and make him beg for it.

    Also, NOT a lost fan. Just couldn't stand the feeling of being fucked over every week.

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  59. Don't worry JJ... I've never watched Lost either. My co-workers were going ape shit crazy about it today. I figure they can have their go at it because Eclipse is out soon and I'll drive them crazy with it :)

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  60. I bought the book before I ever knew it was going to be a movie and that Rob would be in it. I love my timing :)

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  61. You haven't read Water For Elephants? It's a GREAT book. Read it on a whim because of the movie, and fell in love with it.

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  62. OK, I just realized something. Everytime I see Roberto, my panties need a changin.(that's not what I noticed) I am sure that's the same for most of you other ladies. OK no biggie but Fuck Me Hard, I AM 18 YEARS OLDER THAN MY ROBERT! Holy shit, that's seriously cool as shit. Just call me COUGAR. : )
    PS, lost sucked. Check out Spartacus blood and sand. LOTS OF MALE FRONTAL NUDITY. Cock and nasties EVERYWHERE!

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  63. I'll admit, I don't normally fancy Rob but he does look quite yummy in these pics.

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  64. You have got TeJotaBe kidding me when you say you don't normally fancy Rob. Blasphemy. LOL!

    Lisa

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  65. @17foreverlisa - LMAO, that's what I was thinking! I just wasn't brave enough to say it...say it...out loud!

    WVeri: trole - Reminds me that today I heard Troll 2 was the worst movie ever made. Now I HAVE to see it.

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  66. Never watched a single episode of that "Misplaced" show. My beloved Buttercream was a faithfull follower but after hearing her wail over her disappointment in the finale I am glad I never jumped on that train.
    Now.....that circus train that carries dirty RPatz...that one I would gladly risk my life to jump on.
    I read Water for Elephants over the weekend. Pretty good. Having the image of The Precious as Jacob definitely keeps the pages turning.

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  67. "Not going to go there. Yet."

    LMFAO. I saw those pix a couple of nites ago on Robsessed and could not WAIT till you bitches got a hold of them.

    I do SO love Rob's new hair. Wonder if he'll stop the obsessive finger-combing, though? Holy FUCK, then what would we do??

    :: nom, nom, nom ::

    Back to LOST, DVR'ed edition. ;)

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  68. JJ, you've never watched Lost?
    Dude, you don't know what your missing out on. It's a total mindf*ck experience that I just can't describe.

    Then again, you probably won't like the show for one reason and one reason only. The actress who plays Claire on Lost is the same chick who bangs Rob in Remember Me.

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  69. @Anonymous - Okay, buddy! I don't who you are but clearly you KNOW about the holiday road thingy which means I know you in RL so... spill, ass-munch.

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  70. Well well, look at all of us that are not watching Lost. I watched the first season or so. Too fucking much work. Never watched an episode of Mash until the final episode was the center of a dorm party (own it now though, tyvm). Seinfeld happened beneath my radar. There's a long list of iconic cultural happenings I've avoided. I hear there's a knock off Twilight on prime time these days...

    Water for Fucking Elephants? Read the book. Read the script. Ogled the photos, including the bit of farmer's tan developing in the guitar photo. WFE is going to kill me deader'n dead. I've been WAITING for the short hair and it delivers, big time. And Jacob's just so tan, and sweaty and a little beefy and guh!

    But, and this is a huge but...

    Have you noticed that Precious has been brutally manscaped? Check your Ellen photos; check these Jacob photos. There is NO nuzzly manfur. I personally think this is a crime against humanity and I'm pretty sure Rob cried. The only bright side to this is that it probably wouldn't have been worth all the effort if we weren't going to see sweaty, tan, muscles rippling, barechested Jacob wrangling buckets or shovels or wild beasties or something. So although I am offend, I am willing to forgive upon delivery of said package.

    Those fuckers better've not messed with the happy trail, though.

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  71. Funny you should mention this. Twilove and Zany Mouse, along with myself just came back from an epic weekend of set-stalking. Damn those schedule changes! They were SUPPOSED to be filming this weekend. Alas the sets were empty but we still consider the weekend a win because we actually found all three (super secret) locations, had fun with mini E's and stayed the night in the local haunted hotel. So all our recon in preparation for the "real set stalking" is done. Yay. Can't wait!

    Fkat

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