Thursday, May 13, 2010

RPatts, JJ, STY & LKW: A Star-Crossed B-Day Mash-Up.

So I was sitting in a meeting today at work wondering what is says about me that I was actually genuinely disappointed that I was too busy with stupid work-y stuff to spend my afternoon surfing the Twidom for birthday-related Robert Pattinson goodness... I was in a huff. Plus I always struggle to stay awake when in meetings. Seriously - put me in a conference room and it's like someone sucked the oxygen out of the room and slipped an Ambien in my water bottle: nap-time! Or at least I would be napping if it were acceptable behavior to slump over in the boardroom and snore distractingly. To pass the time, I tuned out the droning of corporate lingo (not hard) and started thinking about...well, anything except whatever he was saying, really... like dates. SPECIAL dates. Like May 13th, 1986. And I found it more than a little amusing (and slightly sobering, actually). As some guy droned on about synergy-yadda-yadda-yadda, I was cracking up. He probably thought it was his brilliant use of the word "paradigm" or something like that - whatevs). But I was really thinking about this:

Me behind the wheel in 1986! I just got my license! Wooo!

Robert Pattinson behind the wheel in 1986! Whaaaaaa!

Yup meetings will do that to me - the mind wanders...

But what I REALLY wanted to discuss here today is not the uncomfortably awkward and possibly completely pervy age difference between me & the Pattzster... Nope! I'm over all that... Instead, I want to talk compatibility. Like in the stars... What's your sign, baby?

I did a little research and found some insightful tidbits when I went to find out who has the best luuuurv match, astrology-wise, between themselves and Robert Pattinson: Jenny Jerkface, Latchkey Wife, or me (I was gonna include KStew but Twilightish covered it here earlier today).

I came across an interesting astrology website back when JJ and I first started blogging together [the link I had put in here wasn't working so I had to take it out - think we crashed their site or something - lol]. I was trying to figure out if we were going to kill each other and who was going to draw first blood. According to all of our friends and S/Os, this was inevitable, but we seemed to be working together swimmingly. And here's why! I was really wowed by how accurate it was!

People, this IS the relationship that JJ and I have (I am a Libra and JJ is a Sagittarius) -

The friendship of Libra and Sagittarius can be paradise found for both friends; this combination is a harmonious one, to say the least. Sagittarius is a journeyer, constantly in search of wisdom. Libra contributes the findings of a keen mind to the friend’s shared experiences. Lots of action helps to keep their friendship feeling new, but a strong current of understanding will make it even better as the two share more adventures [FOOOOORRRRRKKSSS!!!]. Libra must be constantly wary of being led into questionable activities by the ever-impetuous Sagittarius [and I repeat: FOOOOOORRRRKKS!!!]. Reaching new horizons is important to both Libra and Sag, and personal experience is priceless [can I get a "FOOOOORRRRKKSSS"?!!].

Libra is ruled by Venus, and Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter. Venus’ femininity and Jupiter’s masculinity make these signs compatible and balanced [despite the fact that JJ is a foot shorter than me and much girlier, every Twilighty test we have taken says she's Edward and I am Bella - I am the lamb to her lion...That's right - I said it].

Libra is an Air Sign, and Sagittarius is a Fire Sign. This friendship is full of kinetic energy [tell me about it!]. This tends to be an animated and emotional friendship [um hmmm...]. Sagittarius thinks they are steering the rudder, but Libra controls the flow of events with a quiet hand [that's right!!]. Both have boundless energy, so it’s rare for one friend to get tired while the other still is up and running [unless the drunk turkey-timer goes off].

The best aspect of an Libra-Sagittarius friendship is their mutual interest in cultivating knowledge [about RPatt's junk!] and utilizing intellect [what? Twilights iz very intellectualz... srsly.]. They are well matched in their enthusiasm, energy and drive. Their common interests [TWIIIIILIIIGHTTTT!!!] and similar personalities makes theirs a very compatible friendship.

{{{sigh}}} All true.

So - what does it say about us & Robert Pattinson??? Here's the abbreviated version, because if I make it too lengthy the bloggy police/aka JJ is gonna come & git me!

Jenny Jerkface (Sagittarius) & RPatts (Taurus):

When Taurus and Sagittarius come together in a love affair, their connection can be incredibly passionate and steamy [McSparkly!], but they must give themselves time to learn about the particular energy this relationship generates. They both have much to gain from their union! While Sagittarius thrives when they’re constantly experiencing new people, places, foods and more ["and more" = sexual positions, I happen to know], Taurus can be quite content with routine as it affords them the security they so prize [as long as the "routine" doesn't involve anything non-sex-related, and by "security" they mean "the security of knowing you will have multiple orgasms"].

I want to be secure... Hold me, JJ...

Sagittarius may have trouble with Taurus’s seemingly dull complacency, and will try to rev Taurus up [vrooooom!!!]. Taurus actually has much to offer Sagittarius [don't we know it!], though Sagittarius may have trouble admitting their need for a secure base [...to hold onto...]. Sagittarius can bring lots of fun and adventure into Taurus’s life [hallelujah!].

Taurus is ruled by Venus (Love) and Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter (Luck). The Venus influence lends Taurus their love of beauty, luxury and sensual pleasures [yeah baby!]. Together this combination of beauty and expansion [I call it "a boner"], masculine and feminine energy is why these two Signs admire and sustain one another.

Latchkey Wife (Leo) & RPatts (Taurus)

When Taurus and Leo come together in a love affair, they can be a great couple because they know how to stroke one another’s egos and love to have their own stroked [uh, and LKW wants to stroke something other than his ego]! They have similar needs: Taurus needs plenty of affection [can affection be measured in bjs?], to be loved and cherished, while Leo likes compliments and wants to be adored and admired.

Though they can work together quite well, it’s not all roses between these two; both Signs are very stubborn and must work hard to understand and accept one another [I know LKW will work...hard. At something...]. As long as they are careful to understand each other [and RPatts promises to forsake KStew], their combination is a positive one.

Since both these Signs expect to be the boss, they may tend to battle for domination [Domward vs. LKW?!]. Their battles can be fierce and epic [in bed!].


I said bend over, LKW. Now. Don't make me ask again...
If they decide that they want their love relationship to stay, almost nothing will convince them to leave their partner [plus it's hard to escape LKW's basement, or so I hear]. What’s the best aspect of the Taurus-Leo relationship? Their mutual admiration. Both Signs have very powerful personalities, so neither will dominate the other — no matter how hard they try [and OH how she'd like to try!]!


...and last but definitely not least, ME & RPatts! Libra & Taurus...
Toro! Toro!


When Taurus and Libra come together in a love affair, it can be the unification of two halves of a whole [I'm listening... Do go on!]. These two Signs are thought of as being karmically linked [is "karmically" a fun way of saying "at the crotch"??]. They’re both looking for security in a relationship and they share a love of art, poetry and culture ['cuz I'm KLASSY!]. This relationship may start slowly as, on the surface, they might have few common interests [he was in kindergarten when I was graduating college; he doesn't seem to share my love of vodka...] . However, once they understand one another they may learn they have much more in common than was first apparent [in bed!].


I'll be the other half to your hole whole, STY...

Taurus and Libra both have a love for the arts [the kama sutra is an art form, no?]. They appreciate fine dining and theater [kobe meatballs & Twilight - wooo!!!], collecting art [Edward Cullen posters, calendars, standees...] and music [soundtracks!]. Pleasure — physical, aesthetic — is a premium for these two Signs [I think I just stopped breathing there for a sec]. They both love to woo and be wooed [woo woo!!]; courtship is a necessary part of any romantic relationship for them, and since they both have this need, they fit well together. Taurus appreciates Libra’s charm; if stubborn Taurus doesn’t get their way, diplomatic Libra is able to smooth things over and keep the peace [oh I know how to smooth "things" over...].

Libra appreciates the luxuries that sensual Taurus provides them [and how!]. They also have much to teach one another: Libra can help Taurus see the different sides of a situation [I'll be your Mrs. Robinson, RPatts!], and Taurus can help Libra overcome their notorious indecision [so I should give up the back door???].

Both Taurus and Libra are ruled by the Planet Venus (Love and Money). These partners share a love of beauty, luxury, love and romance [squeee!].

Conflicts can arise in this relationship if Taurus seems too possessive or Libra seems too flirtatious and social [aw - RPatts wouldn't like me to be flirty!]. If they want theirs to be a long-lasting relationship, they must learn to accept that their views of the world are different in tone and focus [I know where MY focus is!].

In general in this relationship, Libra initiates it and Taurus keeps it going [Ohhhhh YEAHHHH!]. Taurus won’t budge, and Libra needs to understand the Bull’s stubborn tendency. With some gentle persuasion, anything is possible — and there is no Sign more gifted at gentle, subtle persuasion and charm than Libra [Here, RPatts, RPatts, RPatts... Come to Snarky...].

What’s the best aspect of the Taurus-Libra relationship? Their shared love of pleasure, beauty and culture [we will never leave the house]. Aesthetics are integral to both partners, and their similar tastes and loves make theirs a relationship of great romance and harmony.


I WIN!!

Happy Birthday, RPatts!!! You're coming to Forks for Latchkey's birthday, right???

65 comments:

  1. Thats good news for me... since I was born under the wonderful sign of Libra!

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  2. Woo! Libras totally win - in this group, anyway... : )

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  3. LMAO - I love that you edited LKW and JJ's, but yours seemed full-length! STY FTW!

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  4. YESSS LIBRAS! I really am searching for bday tiaras to bring to FOOOOORRRRKKKSSSS!

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  5. I'm sorry you had such a shitty board room day. No fun there. But hey, when inspiration hits!

    @musing bella: I thought the same thing! Leave it to STY to totally hog the wordage.

    BTW, I can't believe you missed an opportunity in your love match...

    courtship[oral sex] is a necessary part of any romantic relationship for them, and since they both have this need [to be between each others' thighs], they fit well together HELLO? Where were you on that gem, Snarky?

    JFTR: Tauras & Scorpio are a sexual powerhouse. "Taurus's passionate sexual nature meets more than its match in Scorpio-in fact, the sexual element in this affair borders on the obsessive." ...Fucking right.

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  6. Oh man! Throw Scorpio in that little horoscope machine you're using and figure mine out!!!!

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  7. Oh...I see Lindsay Rae already did...lol!

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  8. Like LKW, I'm a Leo, so thanks for figuring out my relationship with Rob. Sounds like a lot of stroking is involved. Me likey ;)

    Lisa

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  9. LLLLLAAAAADIES... the horoscope link is BROKEN!! I wanna match my sign to RPattz TOOOOOOOOOO!!! (I'm a whiny twat, what can I say?)

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  10. My two BFF are both Libras, born on sept 30th (they're not related, it was just coincidence), and we make up a trio fantastico. I'm Aries btw.

    Can't wait until the site starts working again, cause I wanna check me a thing or two (like why the fuck are my Sagittarius friend and I always trying to kill each other), lol.

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  11. Fuck yeah! I'm a SCORPIO!

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  12. I'm a Leo and I'm ALLLLL over the Taurus.... ;)

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  13. I'm new to all this Twitardedness, but it's so nice to know I'm not the only woman who is far to old to be enjoying filthy thoughts about RPattz, dreamboat extraordinaire.

    Also, as a Sagittarius, I'm delighted with my compatibility outlook, and stand ever at the ready to offer Rob a "secure base" and plenty of "sensual pleasures."

    Keep the hilarity coming, my sisters.

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  14. LMAO, this was an AWESOME post! Just got some funny looks from the cubicle next door for my snorts and giggles. My fav line? "What’s the best aspect of the Taurus-Libra relationship? Their shared love of pleasure, beauty and culture [we will never leave the house]."

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  15. I lost it at "it's hard to escape LKW's basement"

    too funny STY!

    I was in middle school wearing benetton, Jams, two different colored socks at the same time and carrying a Le SportSac when the Precious was born!

    http://www.80scasualclassics.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/benetton-top-300x223.jpg

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  16. since your link was being broken I just googled "taurus and taurus" and got this totally sketch site that had the following line in our love match description "In this relationship you will find two people who are overweight, happy, and jolly..."

    I think I can accept that.

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  17. Wooo!! It's official - being a Libra rocks! This was fucking hillarious!

    @MrsP - So I'm Libra and you're Scorpio? No wonder we're roomies in FOOORRKKKKS! Woo!

    I'm not going to say what I was doing in 1986, but it may have involved eating crayons.

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  18. i just want to say that i hope rob had a 24th birthday much like bella did in the fanfic "stranger than fiction", cause that's where my heads at right now. huh huh, i said head. hope kstew is a good counter!

    ps~did you see the way rob looked at kristen on oprah yesterday?? the boy is whipped.
    and can we talk about the eclipse scenes oprah showed. hello jacob's body against the car. and hi to you edward making out with bella in front of jacob. and double hello to rob getting all bad ass and protecting bella after jacob kissed her. i love twilight so hard! sorry, this was kind of unrelated but i had so much on my mind after seeing the show:)

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  19. @Mrs.P - Fist bump!! and this was on the radio!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aINmJ5ieM6Y

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  20. STY - Loved the post but we need the link to the astrology site!!!

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  21. Link to the astrology site doesn't seem to be working - I can't get to it anymore (just like everything else this week, if I touched it it broke or turned to shit - lol).

    Sorry!

    And yup it's MY post and I'll be a word hog if I want to!! lol... honestly I was just running out of steam to carefully edit by the time I got to me! It was late and I was gettin' a little bleary by the time I was up in Libra info. One day, I will get my post out before midnight. Really.

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  22. My father was a Sagittarius, my mother a Libra. They divorced when I was 7.

    Too bad they didn't have the same marriage encounter as JJ and STY. You rock!

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  23. Completely off topic, I apologize but, can I ask a question, I’m in need of other Twi-hards opinions?

    I am a huge Twilight and Rob fan so please don’t lynch me but I wonder if Rob might be gay. I am serious, please put down the pitch forks and torches and let me explain.

    He seriously has some femine qualities and I have never heard of him conclusively linked to any girlfriends. Also I have to wonder about the whole Robsten thing. It seems like the whole “denial without denying thing” might be staged. Think about it, Summit and Rob’s agent might not want him to come out of the closet right now. So maybe they asked them to play it coy so people would assume they are together???

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  24. @Robzsinger, are there any videos of the new Eclipse clip online?? I've been desperately looking for the one with Edward and Jacob and I can't find it!

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  25. Ok NW I'm an idiot I just found it - trying not to squeal at my desk. Raawrrrrr... even CHARLIE is so hot! Gah.

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  26. LKW - That's right, sista! Us Libras know how to treat a Bull (I mean Rob, of course) right! Gawd. I died when I discovered how compatible the two signs are. You know what this means, don't you? Libras of the world, unite! Let's show Rob he needs to stick with one of us! Hey, if it can't be me personally (and I'm still not ruling it out because I'm ONLY 7 years older than him - perfect), we can at least show him the way of the scales.
    Happy Friday! Love you girls!

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  27. @Anonymous: That is not the kind of game we play. But thank you for your observations.


    And now, I will go read Over the Top again. Because the only time The Precious is slashing is in fic.

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  28. @Robzsinger: I totally watched the shit out of the clip yesterday....and today. Angryward makes me regret bothering with panties.

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  29. @Anony, Gurrrrrrl, Oh No You Just Di'nt! *snaps* No, I mean really, I think I just snapped.

    Nah, 's alright. I've pondered the gay, and while I won't entirely discount that he might've gotten shitfaced and sucked Eddie Redmayne's tongue one wild night in his teens or something, I'm of a mind the man's 100% straight. Straight and randy. Often, these Public School brits have a certain fey quality to them, poshness. Then toss in an artistic soul and Rob *talks with hands* Pattinson, and well...there you go. He lived with girlfriend Nina for years. And he's been very protective of his reputation, so he hasn't whored around with women much. Let's see, have a casual hook up, drink a little beer, slip into a nap, untrustworthy bitch whips out her cameraphone...wake up and your sleeping peen is front page news.) The boy's in a fame trap that makes being a poondawg risky business.

    No, I'd double down on a bet that he and Kristen are lovenested in L.A. as we speak. You don't need to be an astrologist to read the signs.

    Which makes the #1 thing we learned about Rob on Oprah.....He's playing daddyduty to a cat now (Kristen's)! Which is sweet, cuz he's said he has really missed having a pet in his life.

    No. No. Not gay. You may proceed with your pervin' or trollin' or whatever without further ado.

    The Hypo-vag has spoken (and is Sagittarius).

    @Linds You GO, momma bear!

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  30. Word verification anagram:

    sprem

    Can anyone help me with this? I'm having trouble rearranging the letters to make a word.

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  31. I'm a Leo, roooooowwwwrr! I'll take those odds :)

    Hmm, yeah in 1986 I was probably busy Aqua-Netting my hair or pegging my jeans. I'm 6' tall, as if my jeans weren't short enough already, let's pinch n' roll em up! Thank goodness for the double socking that went along with that trend. I would arrange them so as little shin skin as possible would show. So not hot.

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  32. @Anony - Thank you for setting the record "straight"!

    I didn't know about the girlfriend he lived with. I seriously feel much better now.

    Sorry for the blasphemy, my hubby put the idea in my head a while back and I couldn't shake it. But I'm sure he's just jealous cause I spend more time with Twilight then I do with him.

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  33. @Anony

    I think your hub's hopin' he maybe has a shot with the Roblet, just sayin'.

    ;)

    Hypo-vag

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  34. @Rob's Bitch

    Ummmmm, let's see.....

    perms?

    HV

    Yeah, HV has totally ditched her RL friends for lunch, choosing instead to post anony from an Asian restaurant.

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  35. A short but sweet Eclipse clip (say that 10 times fast!) I was just alerted to.

    http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=17700&count=0

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  36. @HV - Is it a testament to our love that I knew it was your post even though it was "anonymous?" I was about a third through when I thought "Hm...this is exactly the kind of shit HV would throw down!" And then *poof!* It was you!

    And I'm totally down with the Oprah vibes. It was kind of ridick how awesome their interactions were. All the side glances, and smirks. And awww, he totally is playing daddy cat!

    Asian restaurant, eh? I hear those Asians have the small peens. That's why they all have such long dainty fingers. Something has to be able to reach the G spot....


    @Rob's Bitch: merps. It's def merps.

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  37. Ooh, I win, too! Libras rule in this group, it seems. Now, if only I could meet him, I'm sure he'd see I'm perfect for him! STY says so!

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  38. Of course we are perfect together, I'm a Libra too! Bring on the bull baby!

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  39. It's like a big Libra love fest up in here - wooo!

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  40. @z any mouse - that was strictly a "platonic friend" libra/sag run-down - who knows if they would make a good married pair (uh, apparently not).

    @hypovag - and THAT'S why I can't let myself get a blackberry or iphone or similar. i would never do anything again and would ignore everyone and everything no matter where i was. like JJ does. ok i need to ditch my current phone and upgrade stat - i am jealous!

    and i love that people can ask "is Rob gay?" (on his twitarded-late-b-day post, no less!) and everyone doesn't freak the fuck out. this is truly the best place on earth.

    : )

    happy friday!

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  41. @LindsayRae - I have now watched the clip no less than eleven times. At work. How do you change your panties under the desk?

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  42. @SNY, well I do surf a BB throughout the day, but typing on it sucks. Nope, today, I just hauled my Latitude D830 past the maitre d' and requested the corner booth so nobody could walk up behind my Robporn. It's possible I made like a Flashdance lobster with my spicy green beans. O_o.

    @SNY, you said "Freak the fuck out". Over a little gay inquiry? Nah. Not in light of some of MUCH more egregious suggestions, nay, offenses, that have been commited on this blog of late....

    LKW, I'm still lookin' at you. Vandalizing h00r. *swings wildly...lemme at'r lemme at'r*

    @Linds That is too funny that you "knew" it was me! LOL. It would be fun to all post anony one night and then make guesses about who was who in the comments. Neverthink would get nailed in 2 secs flat with her music and high grade porn. Me? Just look for the most tl;dr post, heh. Wordy bitch is wordy.

    In case the wall of text didn't clarify, yeah, it's me again...

    HV

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  43. Hmm gotta check out if Cancer is compatible...

    Hypovag: Well put(about the whole Rob thang).
    Why don't you have a blog? ..I would totes follow, just sayin' :)

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  44. OMG, you ho0rs crack me up.... I am so glad you are all here for my personal amusement!!!

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  45. EPIPHANY INCOMING!!!!!!!

    I always watch the post comment counts, and wonder why some posts get 70 comments while others that are just as good may only get 40.

    Bwhahahahaha. LIGHTBULB! *comments 30 times*

    Need I sign?

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  46. I'm gonna have to chime in on JJ's side. I, too, am a Sagittarius.

    Hmmm, McSparkly!

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  47. random acts of rob has all the clips from oprah, as well as the whole show, and a behind the scenes clip that is adorable. did i mention how much i heart twilight! squeeeeeeee!

    here is an excerpt from Stranger Than Fiction fanfic. and yes, i do have to get a life thank you...

    "How old are you today, Bella?" He hooked his thumb through the waistband of my thong, sliding it down to my feet with one hand and grabbing a heaping handful of cheesecake with the other.

    "Wha-huh?"

    "How old are you today?" he repeated.

    "Twenty-four," I said, confused.

    Pinching my left nipple between his cake-covered thumb and forefinger, he gave me a devilish smile. "One."

    I moaned.

    He painted a thick sugary circle around my right nipple. "Two."

    My breath became ragged as understanding dawned on me. "Thomas," I gasped.

    He sucked my right nipple into his mouth, lingering there as held up three fingers.

    Oh. My. God.

    Pulling my head down to meet his, he grazed my earlobe with his teeth. "Four," he whispered.

    Ohmigod.

    "Do you think you're going to make it to twenty-four, gorgeous?"

    "God, I hope not," I panted.

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  48. @RobzSinger

    You have my attention.

    And?

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  49. So, so, so late to this party. I was having too much fun with @Kitty_Elvis last night meeting Charlaine Harris. I am a well-rounded vampire luvva.

    Anyhoo, I am lame and have not read all of these comments but would just like to say I love any post @STY does where she consults a higher source: Astrology or Creative Cursing.

    That said I am selfish when it comes to Rob and would rather share my personal insights....I am a Scorpio and this doesn't bode too well for me and RPattz overall but it sounds like the sexin' would be AWESOME: "Taurus's passionate sexual nature meets more than its match in Scorpio-in fact, the sexual element in this affair borders on the obsessive." Obsessive is right...works for me!

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  50. @VitaminR - Yada, yada, yada. What I want to know is if you got your hat for Mother's Day?!! Talk to me, girlie ;)

    Lisa

    P.S.: Is it wrong that when I commented before about how I excited I was to read about the whole Leo/Taurus relationship in this post that I completely forgot that I've been married to a Taurus for almost 30 years?! Nah. Didn't think so. PMSL!

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  51. @17foreverlisa--I e-mailed or tweeted you regarding the hat silly woman. No, I did not get it...I am sad...I need a drink now..thanks for reminding me. ;-)

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  53. @VitaminR - You must have tweeted me about it because I'm a total fail at keeping up with tweets. I am getting ready to head home and get my drink on. I will find you on twitter and we'll have a toast to FFFOOORRRKKKSSS!!! - hat or no hat ;)

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  54. @ Jacksonstat Oh yeah. 1986, we called it 'tight rolling' I was JUST thinking about tight rolling today as a coupla tweens walked by in their skinny jeans and I thought to myself, "was the tight rolling trend so awful that we will never see it emerge again?"

    God willing.

    And, I had a Swatch. Which sometimes I worried about as it was hard to always keep my Swatch matched to all of those socks.

    And, @Anon, I think a little bit o gay, as in a crazy night here or there, is kinda smexy.

    Furthermore, he's ungettable. So, does it really matter if he's ungettable due to stardom or peen-preference?

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  55. can somebody please fucking plug in pisces to the magical starfucking book and give me the 411 before i haveta call 911. i'm dying over herah.

    thank you.

    vw: jorint


    How you gonna do it
    If you really don't want to dance
    By standing on the wall
    Get your back up off the wall

    'Cause I heard all the people sayin'...get jorint on it, get jorint on it

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  56. Wooohooo I'm a Leo so I'm happy with my result. ;D I'll love an cherish him all he wants. As far as the domineering parts goes, well true to form I do enjoy to get my own way, but if it's bedroom antics we're talking about (whether the bedroom's included or not) then I really think I'm just gonna have to let him win most of the arguments ... ;D Thanks for the research.

    A belated but very Happy Birthday to The Precious, all 24 yrs of him ... awwww. Back in 1986 I would have so shared my toys with him if we had bumped prams and buggies in the street. xoxo

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  57. I'm a Taurus. He's a Taurus. We're supposed to be stubborn and passionate. I figured the combination would make for a firey fling. I was on my way to google "taurus and taurus" until I read Mrs. P's post saying In this relationship you will find two people who are overweight, happy, and jolly..." I have that now, I want fucking F I R E!!!!! So I'll just stick to my imagination thank you!

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  59. I actually think it's embarrasing how happy this post made me. I almost did a mini happy dance @ "Shared love of PLEASURE, beauty and culture".
    I've never felt so blessed to be a Libra before!!

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  60. OMG, you ho0rs crack me up.... I am so glad you are all here for my personal amusement!!!

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  61. random acts of rob has all the clips from oprah, as well as the whole show, and a behind the scenes clip that is adorable. did i mention how much i heart twilight! squeeeeeeee!

    here is an excerpt from Stranger Than Fiction fanfic. and yes, i do have to get a life thank you...

    "How old are you today, Bella?" He hooked his thumb through the waistband of my thong, sliding it down to my feet with one hand and grabbing a heaping handful of cheesecake with the other.

    "Wha-huh?"

    "How old are you today?" he repeated.

    "Twenty-four," I said, confused.

    Pinching my left nipple between his cake-covered thumb and forefinger, he gave me a devilish smile. "One."

    I moaned.

    He painted a thick sugary circle around my right nipple. "Two."

    My breath became ragged as understanding dawned on me. "Thomas," I gasped.

    He sucked my right nipple into his mouth, lingering there as held up three fingers.

    Oh. My. God.

    Pulling my head down to meet his, he grazed my earlobe with his teeth. "Four," he whispered.

    Ohmigod.

    "Do you think you're going to make it to twenty-four, gorgeous?"

    "God, I hope not," I panted.

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  62. Woo! Libras totally win - in this group, anyway... : )

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  63. LLLLLAAAAADIES... the horoscope link is BROKEN!! I wanna match my sign to RPattz TOOOOOOOOOO!!! (I'm a whiny twat, what can I say?)

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  64. Thats good news for me... since I was born under the wonderful sign of Libra!

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