Friday, June 4, 2010

New Moon Group Watch: On Your Mark, Get Set... HIT PLAY!! (well, at 9:30 that is)

Laptop/access to internet? Check. Movie viewing device, whether it be TV, computer, or some other fancy schmancy thing? Check. DVD, Blu-Ray, VHS (do they make these anymore?) or illegally pirated version of New Moon? Check. Booze? Do I really need to ask this one?

Ha haha hahahahaha!! Hey! Wait a minute...

Okay, ladies and twats, I think we're almost ready to roll!

We did this back in February and it was tons of fun and it totally fucking insane and I'm pretty sure my hands were curled into claws for the rest of the weekend but it was sooooo worth it.


Here's the dealie: at exactly 9:30 PM, Eastern time there should be a collective pushing of the "play" button on your movie. Fuck all those previews (I swear I want to punch someone in the nuts every time I see that Letters to Juliet preview) and just go straight to the menu and play that mother fucking shit.

Next, leave your comments here. I know last time we tried to get Twitter involved and I think it was a little much so this time around we're trying to keep the love in all one place.

Say whatever you want - Taycob's totally legal now and showing off his six-pack abs so go for it! Hate Alice's outfit? You let us know!

Like Alice, I can predict shit. And I predict that the comments are going to blow up bigger than a case of herpes on the first date when this scene comes up...

Snarkier Than You is going to remove the word verification so we can partake in some rapid fire snarkiness (this also means if WV is not removed, it's totally her fault) and don't forget to hit F5 for instant comment refresh!!

Alllllllllll right, ladies!! Let's do this thang! See you in the comments!

1,720 comments:

  1. {gasp} I can't skip over the Remember Me preview! That would be like walking by Rob on the street and not trying to touch his hair. guess I'll start @9:25

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  2. It's almost time!! Twenty minutes til GO GO GO!!!

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  3. How fun! Everyone have Vampire wine?

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  4. I'm ready. SHIT - forgot the booze...brb.

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  5. Looking forward to spending the evening with you ladies....and the sparkly ones of course!

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  6. No vampire wine here. Vodka for now, lol.

    Don't forget - We're starting New Moon at 9:30 pm - skip the previews or watch 'em earlier beeeetches!

    @TwilightJunkie - no worries, we'll wait, you got 15 minutes!

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  7. Helloooooo ladies! *Raises glass*

    I am all set up, booze, snacks, laptop, precious the second, annoyed boyfriend in the background (I'm sure he'll have some interesting comments tonight lol), annoying previews...

    Let's get this party started! Should we start a drinking game?

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  8. @twerd86 - LMAO!! I left my annoyed boyfriend at home and hoofed it to STY's.

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  9. @twerd86 - we should totally start a drinking game! no matter the rules, we'd all be hammered 20 minutes in!

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  10. @twerd86- MrCC was SUPPOSED to go out tonight. Now he's not. FML. ARGH!

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  11. Maybe we should drink everytime Bella blinks.

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  12. @Ezzie - I'm thinking some folks may already be hammered. I may or may not be included... ;)

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  13. kids are in bed..hubby's playing his game...I am all set..lets get going.

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  14. BTW, my bro, who is 44, straight & a doctor, just finished New Moon & said..."Bella & Edward are idiots, they deserve eachother"...ha! Can't wait to see what he thinks of Eclipse.

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  15. it's only 6:30 here. I'm not hammered.......yet

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  16. hey, does anyone know how to refresh the comments on a Mac? F5 doesn't seem to be working...

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  17. I love that the captcha thing is disabled, that made it REALLY hard when I was REALLY drunk last time!

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  18. cannot....drink....booze

    must....finish....paper

    lame....lame....lame....

    I know! I'll put NM on later and then synch it up with all your sloppy drunken comments! It will almost be the same!

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  19. I'd say go ahead and drink everytime jacob shows up shirtless... but we might end up passing out before we even get to the cliffs.

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  20. I'm HERE!!!!! Just sayin'

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  21. My dad just suggested I take the whole bottle of wine with me as I was walking to the computer with my glass of wine & my New Moon Edward Chocolates. BTW...I'm 40 & Dad is 76. I just realized saying 'my dad' made me sound young. I'm visiting him.

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  22. robzsinger is in the hizzie and....play!

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  23. Wine is open. Husband has been sent next door with the kids for s'mores.

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  24. @ kintail....FUCK your paper...just sayin.

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  25. @ JJ - to refresh on a MAC press the little floating squares button (wtf is that thing?) and the letter "r" at the same time

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  26. 4 minutes according to my clock. GOt the scummit logo up & ready.

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  27. Shit...almost spilled my wine all over the keyboard.

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  28. Aloha from Hawaii! So It's only 3:30 here, kids are running around screaming, we shall see how this goes. Might have to watch later and just read all your comments then :(

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  29. is everyone watching now? i'm at the ET part

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  30. I'm in Cocoa Beach Florida, so here you go.......T minus 2 1/2 minutes & counting.

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  31. @Twilight Junkie we havent even started to drinking games yet...and you are already about to spill the wine..tsk tsk :P

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  32. Jen - Try Command R for refresh on Mac??

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  33. Cheers ladies!!!

    @Twilight Junkie, if we drank evertyime Bella blinks, we'd be plastered by the time we get to the birthday party. ;)

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  34. I'm ready. I'm skipping the Stanley cup for this. Go Hawks... but I'd rather watch New Moon w you chicks

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  35. @cullenary cursor and mmmoxie - thank you!! i think that worked.

    this is so fucking exciting!! lmao!

    @kintail - FINISH YOUR PAPER AND JOIN US!! HURRY!!

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  36. @Twilight Junkie: Already woman? At least wait until Edward does 'the walk' (How on earth a parking lot walk gets me going, I'll never know... oh well)

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  37. K let me know when to hit play so I have enough time to get my drunk ass off the couch (I lost the remote to the dvd player).

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  38. Present and semi accounted for (I'm already 2 glasses of wine into this)...
    Let's do this thang!!!

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  39. Got my wine and my herb! I'm good to go!

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  40. and........less than a minute....

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  41. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand here we go!

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  42. lap top, check
    bottle of water, check
    red, white and blue Dots candy, check
    Mini Edward, check

    Kay, I'm ready!

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  43. WOOOOT!!! WE'RE UP ON GOING!! Helloooo New Moon!!

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  44. okay, i was off. sorry ladies. tell me where i should be at...

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  45. Woo hoo - that was close - had technical difficulty!

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  46. OMG.... the way the moon disappears and reveals the words... so cool! LOL!

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  47. I can't get my fucking DVD player to work!! ARGGHHHH!!! It worked last week!! WTF?? I've been trying for 15 minutes...it just won't go.

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  48. this beginning KILLED me in the theater!! sooooo slow... was holding my breath! and jj's hand!!

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  49. these violent delights have vilent ends.

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  50. Do to your suggestion a long time ago to watch this with subtitles, that's how I'm rolling tonight

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  51. I'm in! Woooooohoo! Wine is poured, movie is going, hub's eyes are rolling :)

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  52. These Violet Delights have Violet Ends...

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  53. I love that they start with Bella running to Edward

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  54. God that opening is genius. Although the moon is upside down. Fail

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  55. @Robszinger - Bella sees her grandma in the meadow.

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  56. fucking sparkly edward in the meadow... makes me moist.

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  57. aaaaaannd want to kill the wardrobe person AGAIN

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  58. WTF - did he just come from the fucking stable???

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  59. I hate those flowers in teh field.

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  60. fucking fuck you trailers!

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  61. @mmMoxie - yes. we're all going to beat you senseless.

    of course not!! lol!!

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  62. Yay!! Edward in the meadow. UNF

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  63. Damn - behind already - arrrgg!

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  64. don't my clients know I have important works to do!! I can't possibly be answering their inane questions while trying to watch bella's aging nightmare!

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  65. I relly don't mind th jacket- He looks hot!

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  66. Does anyone else think that old lady is a poor representation of what Bella would look like when she is older?

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  67. I love when Meadows randomly ECHO.

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  68. What's with Edward's jacket, seriously? Where do they find this crap?

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  69. It always ticks me off that Gran's hair is pulled back, and Bella's is down

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  70. Technically I don't even LOVE this movie..but I'm all kinds of excited that I'm watching it with you all!

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  71. Did it start already? I'm not ready yet. =[[[[[[

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  72. I love gran's eyes... I think they're perfect

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  73. Edward is the sexiest in that opening scene. Can't stop looking at his neck. YUM!

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  74. and i always feel a little bad for the "old bella" actress - it's like "HI! we'd like you to play someone horrifyingly old to a 19-year-old!" gah...

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  75. Does it bother anyone else that a NEW Moon is actually not visible???

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  76. @Myg - skip the trailers, SKIP THE TRAILERS!!!

    I love Charlie!!

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  77. @Twilight Junkie: AMEN SISTER!

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  78. I thought Grandma didn't look a damned thing like Bella. But I'll bet she was wetting her granny panties when Rob kissed her hand.

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  79. Also want to do Charlie in that plaid shirt. @BillyBurke, are you reading? ::winkwink:: call me!!

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  80. Never understood why grans shirt has flowers and B's doesn't isn't it supose to be her reflection?

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  81. Edward is still hot in fast forward motion - i LOVE Blu-ray - sparkles extra hot!

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  82. char-lie! char-lie! char-lie!!! minus that song, i love him!

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  83. Refresh isnt working for me!!

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  84. At least his eyebrows are better here

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  85. I love charlie so much in this part..is that a gray hair? lmao

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  86. Charlie....oh HAI Billy, if you are with us.

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  87. Oh, Charlie, how I love you!

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  88. I love charlie too! is that a gray hair?

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  89. Refresh isn't working for me either...btw Billy is a dilf

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  90. I so hope Billy is reading this. Imagine him watching this shit with us

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  91. mike newton creeps me the fuck out.

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  92. why does he park like an asshole?!

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  93. Dude, I don't know how to skip trailers on a DVD. Isn't that sad? I ffd - wtf are we????

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  94. @jarilyn - Agreed. that always bothered me too.

    Mike and Jessica slay me!!

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  95. agreed! how come they weren't wearing matching outfits??

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  96. @STY I can't believe gran isn't doing the convention circuit... I would pay money to hear her swoon about Edward.

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  97. hate bella's sweater...ewwwwww

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  98. He totally parks like a motherfucking rich kid.

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  99. It's a thunderstorm here. Adding to my Twitarded slumber party mood:)

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  100. I feel out of sync. what is everyone's counter at right now?

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  101. Wait for it... Oh edward walking across the parking lot. my panties just burst into flames and my clitoris is trhying to escape and kiss the screen.

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  102. And cue the exploding twats...

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  103. SLOW MOTION HOT FUCKING SEX

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  104. hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllloooo RPattz

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  105. Fucking JJ!!! Now all I think of when I see Mike Newton is the FUCKING GIMP MASK!!! Ugh!!!

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  106. well helloooo hippy... ok sorry but c'mon he's a little hippy in those jeans.

    plus people who park like that are flaming assholes.

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  107. Ah, the strut and smirk... Win.

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  108. @ Myg, not your fault - fuck Summit... you have to hit the next button for each one, you can't just hit menu:/

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  109. Mike looks so fat and gross in NM. Like someone injected him with fat in all the wrong places (cheeks). He was boyish cute in TL.

    Annnnd HELLO BICEPS!

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  110. ok, CANNOT ff through the first scene with the precious - will catch up in a sec.

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  111. Gah! Its 11.30am here in Sydney, Australia (Saturday AM) and I have to take my son to a freaking birthday party soon. Fuck it.

    Booze up and enjoy bitches!!

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  112. HAWT walk! How is walking so damn HOT!

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  113. Great, Cullen's here. Why so pouty Mike??

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  114. Slowmo sexwalk...and I am now DED!

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  115. @twerd86 - bwawawa!!!

    150+ comments and we're like 2 minutes into the movie - well, not exactly...

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  116. "someone wants you" - truer words were never spoken - lol!

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  117. And my threesome fantasy is put to the big screen.

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  118. And my threesome fantasy is put to the big screen.

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  119. Licking tv screen now. OK. Where are we again?

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  120. nice wig, douche bag. he looks like such a smarmy little twat in that wig. AND he still has his shirt on.

    I hate the way he says "exclusivity" for some reason

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  121. MM.. eDWARD. SIGH...
    A=ND jAKE RUINS THE MOMENT. bOO!

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  122. thanks for the F5 tip!
    hello biceps!

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  123. Don't forget F5 Biotches!!! :) then 'Jump to comment form' - Jacob sounds strange when he says Bella.

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  124. Are they kissing yet? At the beginning? =/ I'm tryna find yall.

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  125. i stand by my theory that bella is wearing jacob's wig in eclipse...

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  126. I love that eyebrow raise...

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  127. buying a part for the Rabbittttttttttttttt

    Say it don't spray it Jacob. I want the news not the weather.

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  128. Am I the only one who likes Jake's shorter hair better than the horse wig?

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  129. Such a fucking awful wig on Jake. Is it from teh Brittany Spears collection?

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  130. I am totally Team Edward, but I LOVE me some long haired Jacob. WOOF.

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  131. She is TOTALLY wearing his wig in Eclipse @STY

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  132. @pamels - jacob just left in hallway now

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  133. Let any ole' what?? in this place??

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  134. He's SO not Jacob to me! He just doesn't quite pull it off. He's too serious. They all are too serious. Eclipse better have the funny factor!

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  135. oh god, alice in her smock. and arm socks.

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  136. OMG, i never got the ineundo (can't spell that shit). Part for the RABBIT - take a ride-hahaha

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  137. Edward looks so sour here.. like he's upset. Why the hell is he standing way over there anyway?

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  138. what's up with alice's outfit??? i thought she was stylish...ugh jasper hair...

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  139. @pamela - in school, alice looks like little lord fauntelroy and gave bella her present.

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  140. Bella's gonna be the one wearing the bad wig next time (oh, and Jasper)

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  141. i love the brandon walsh high school hallway scene!

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  142. All I keep hearing in my head is the rifftrax!

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  143. and jasper looks like he has to take a shit. badly

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  144. Oh look it's the painting smocked wonder.

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  145. I wish they kept the comment about "just spent the last 2 weeks
    lookign for the perfect dream catcher"

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  146. WHY DOES EVERYONE WEAR SCARFS?! vampire hickeys???

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  147. Am I behind everyone else or is it the alcohol? A handful of beads..

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  148. MMMM FUCKING JASPER!!!!!! My God sex with Jasper, controlling your emotions. Fuck me now

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  149. way to blend in Alice. Scissor kick over the railing?

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  150. I hate his outfit on Alice.. and Jas looks just.. weird.

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  151. Agree on B wearing Jacob's wig!

    OMG Edward reciting Shakespeare. I am both a cheesy preteen and very romantically deprived if this gets me - which it does every time

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