Thursday, June 3, 2010

Newly Released Eclipse Footage!

I won't be watching this but couldn't resist posting! Talk amongst yourselves... The chatter at ROBsessed (where I yoinked it from) suggests it's light on Edward and heavy on Riley - er, wtf??? Did you read Eclipse, Melissa Rosenberg??? {{{sigh}}} OK it's only thirty seconds and maybe they are saving the good stuff for later so I will unbunch my panties... For the moment... But reserve the right to re-bunch them...

Only 28 more days - SQUEEEEE!!!

27 comments:

  1. I thought JJ was the spoiler hOOr...

    Trailer looks awesome. I am so excited about this movie I am thinking about hitting up the midnight show (and possibly the Twilight and New Moon shows if they do that again). I may even go alone!

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  2. Wait, how am I supposed to work the rest of the day... guess i'm calling it done.

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  3. @inotu--omg they re-release the other movies? I'm new to the craze and never got to see Twilight on the big screen!!

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  4. Is it just me or does that quick shot of the Cullen clan kind of make them all look plastic... the way they all have their arms held out. It looks like an aaaaahmy of barbies. Weird.

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  5. @vicki - Welcome to the insanity. Yup, they did for New Moon. played Twilight at 10pm then went to New Moon at 12:02.

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  6. @LKW - Damn you! I had an ahhhmay of vampires joke and you RUINED it!!

    I'm supposed to be the spoiler whore but am unfortunately buried on a shitpile of work. STY sent me an email about "the new clip" and I was all "WTF?! What new clip".

    So thanks STY! And yes, I know I suck at being whore.

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  7. @inotu: omg- a whole day of twilight/robward?!!!! I don't know if I'll survive....but it's worth a shot!! Thanks for the tip! 27 days!!!

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  8. @inotu: omg- a whole day of twilight/robward?!!!! I don't know if I'll survive....but it's worth a shot!! Thanks for the tip! 27 days!!!

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  9. I am usually giddy over every new tv spot, however this time not so much because:
    a) not enough Edward (which begs the question: could there ever be enough Edward? methinks not!);
    b) I am way more interested in fuckhawt Jacob Jankowski wearing a dirty wifebeater than in Riley fucking Biels; and
    c) I am currently completely distracted by the last few seconds of the MUSE video. Edward's lips. Kissing Edward's lucious lips. Body tingling... Lips, ovaries, vag, all girlie parts spontaneously combusting!

    @LKW - an aaaaahmy of barbies. LMFAO!!!

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  10. @ Smitten- I totally agree with the not enough Edward!! I pretty much forgot Riley even had a freakin' last name!!

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  11. Holy Mother!!! This movie is taking way too slow. I think I'm pretty much at a point where if I don't see it, I will die. This however makes me think of how much longer we will have to wait for Breaking Dawn. I hope Rob's hair is all grown back by fall or we are all going to have a hissy fit when we see that epic wig fail!

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  12. Yeah..this clip makes the movie look like it's title should be "The Adventures of Riley"...

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  13. Damnit, I can't see it! Stoopid frickin firewall at work... can't have anything nice.

    *pouts*

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  14. Woah, Snarky! Are you even allowed to post this kind of stuff? :) I saw it at 9 this morning, then proceeded to FB to see what kind of fuckery was going on over in that twidom village.

    I thought it was a spoof at first, because isn't that voice usually used for that kind of shit? Meh. I was intrigued because I think Riley is hot (except in the water...creepy), but I was pissed because OMGWTFBBQ is this Riley worship about?! It's like they're trying to make him "The Hot Bad Guy" (which he is), but he fucking DIES in this film! What's the point?

    oh, Oh, OH! And did it piss anyone else off that Bella yelling "JACOB?!" is totes not cued up in any way shape or form to what her mouth is doing in that split second? Evidence: :24 of the clip. And at :16, what the FUCK is up with the Joker face?!

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  15. And I forgot....over at facebook we divulged in the still of the ahhhhme. Don't know if you'll be able to access our fuckery, but here is the link. We all agreed it was a Barbie photoshoot.

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  16. @Smitten, OME the Muse video. I can't stop watching those last few seconds either. Finally a kiss where Edward is relaxed and doesn't appear to be jizzing his pants! Watch. Drool. Repeat.

    @LKW, agree. I actually sat there in my cube trying to imitate their pose when I saw this clip earlier. Unfortunately for me, boss walked by while I was sitting there in plastic Barbie pose trying to look as constipated as Esme. Not good timing.

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  17. LKW -"It looks like an aaaaahmy of barbies." Bahahaaha!
    Carlisle looks exactly like the ken doll I used to have and Jasper looks like my skipper doll, after I gave her hair a little snip snip.

    STY, I don't know how you do it.. but you def have some Edward Cullen control when it comes to your Twispoiler virture

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  18. @LKW- LMAO! I wonder why, after three fricken movies, they can't seem to make the Cullens look semi-normal. To me they look like taxidermists got ahold of them. You know, their supposed to look life-like but the end result was just creepy and disturbing. Especially Carlisles helmet hair.

    You know, I'm more excited for this film than any of the others. I'm one of those girls that enjoys the battle element of the story. Yes, it's a triangle love story, but I lurve when Major Jasper Whitlock and the wolves on steroids exchange battle tactics. I can't wait to see Alice go all Jackie Chan on the newborns.

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  19. I just peed a little

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  20. WTF STY? You know I can't watch any of these movie clips. You are pretty promiscuous for an Eclipse virgin.

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  21. @Lindsay Rae - LMAO! I was thinking the same thing. Why did they use that guy's voice for the trailer? It cheapened it.

    One more example of how they're trying to go mainstream. Riley was such a small part of Eclipse and now he has his own trailer? WTF Summit?!

    @Smitten - Agree with ALL of your points!

    @STY - You aren't missing anything important on this one. So let's talk MotU. You know I started it after your post. I'm up to Chapter 68 and have hopelessly lost my heart to Fifty. How are you doing?

    Lisa

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  22. @STY - sorry I called you an Eclipse slut. I just noticed you sad you are NOT going to watch the video....shows you how closely I pay attention when I'm reading blogs SKIM SKIM SKIM. Anyhoo...you still suck for posting the temptation LOL

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  23. Did anyone else get an after-school-special kind of vibe when Bella says "We have to work together" and immediately after Jacob goes "We're in." ?

    We shall defeat evil with the power of teamwork!

    And Barbie limbs. An whole aaaahhmmeeee of them.

    Regardless, I will be super thrilled about this movie no matter how fucked up it is. YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

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  24. @STY-holding your hand honey and looking the other way...not watching. Doesn't that feel good to resist? We are going to come undone when we see this movie. We are going to be so primed and ready...I may need a muzzle. ;-)

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  25. I agree, since when does Riley matter enough to warrant a whole trailer?

    Just went and re-watched the Muse vid, totally agree about the Edward kissing. You can kiss me like that anytime, bb...

    More importantly though, picked up my copy of the soundtrack today. It's awesome! Can't stop playing it on repeat. Review time, twitards?

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  26. I think in my haste to squeeee I wet my panties- a little. *Hyperventilating* I seemed so far off and now it's right around the corner. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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  27. I think in my haste to squeeee I wet my panties- a little. *Hyperventilating* I seemed so far off and now it's right around the corner. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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