Sunday, July 11, 2010

Eclipse: Love, War and Less Stuttering

Okay, I'm going to just jump right here -- fuck the foreplay.

Eclipse was good. It was really good. I mean, it was so good that ML didn't try to smother me with a pillow or something after I made him go with me to see it (my third time; his one and only).

The first thing I noticed immediately was that Kristen Stewart was not as blinky and manically twitchy in this flick, so they either put her on some anti-seizure medication or gave her some acting lessons. Or David Slade was off screen with a cattle prod, threatening to zap her every time she went into a fit.

That's two times now, KStew. If you get all twitchy one more time I'm going to get the cattle prod. You don't want that, do you? DO YOU?!!!

If that's the case, thank you, David Slade. You really do deserve the blowjob I've been volunteered to give you.

They apparently also gave Jasper some laxatives or something because, for the first time, he didn't lurk on screen, grimacing like he had to take a massive shit.

Here's the thing about the Twilight saga and Jackson Rathbone that has always baffled me -- they seem to go out of their way to make him look absolutely fucking terrible, which is a shame because he's a really good looking guy. The first movie he looked like a constipated Edward Scissorhands wanna-be who fell into a vat of baby powder, in New Moon he looked like a drag queen with a poodle on the top of his head who was really pissed off (Jasper, not the poodle on his head), presumably because he was having bowel problems. And when the stills from Eclipse starting coming out, I totally thought Jasper was a girl and nicknamed him Jasmine.

Jasper, Jasmine. Same difference. This dude is like the Pat of vampires...

I do remember groaning slightly every time I had to see that fuck-awful wig on Jasper at the beginning of the movie. But then it started growing on me. Especially when I realized that man can actually act. His southern accent made my nipples perky and I almost slid out of my seat when Jasper was riding the horse in his Civil War getup. I'd let him do bad, bad things to me in that outfit. Or without it.

Well, helloooooo cowboy.

Speaking of clothes, all of the costumes were good in Eclipse, except that I almost had an apoplectic fit when I realized that Edward was wearing mother fucking sweatpants in the training scene. Rumor has it that Robert Pattinson made this decision and I guess whoever was in charge of costumes that day was high or maybe dead because, HELLO, I can't think of any other reason why someone would be dumb enough to let RPattz pick out his own costume.

I know, I know -- they were actually "karate pants" (which is a fancy way of saying "still look like fucking sweatpants") but this is a man who did the pre-Eclipse fight/choreography training in shorts and black socks, so STILL not sure what they were thinking.

I don't care what fancy pants name you call those things. They're still sweatpants. Even Riley is fucking disturbed.

Speaking of Edward, I'm just going to echo pretty much everyone else in saying that he was super duper H-A-W-T in this movie and Angryward made my ladybits squeal. I think I was shoveling popcorn in my fat gob when that scene came on the screen and I totally dribbled kernels down my face and between my tits. I only know this because when I was standing outside the theater, I felt something weird between my boobs so I shook my dress out and a piece of popcorn landed on the floor.

I'm such a demure, classy bitch.

Anyway.

There is also something that Eclipse made me realize about myself. You might want to sit down, as this may come as a shock.

I am not a romantic. Seriously. I was never much of a romance novel person until I read the Twilight saga. And one of the main reasons I read the entire series was because I totally thought they were going to fuck like bunnies and all I got was some feathers and pillow biting and a fucking fade-to-mother-fucking-black.

Oh, Bella, I want to bury my sausage into your honey pot soooo bad but I'm ruled by an antiquated belief system that says I have to marry you before I can touch your boobies.

Now, don't get me wrong, I still loved all the lovey dovey eye-gazing and professions of undying love and adoration. I even dug the leg hitch. A lot. But how many times does Edward need to ask that dumb bitch to marry him?

And what the ever-loving fucking hell was up with that ring?! That ridiculous monstrosity was a fucking travesty. The only saving grace of that ring is the next time a bunch of rogue vamps come after Bella she can use it like iron knuckles and kick their asses. Then it would be okay because what I really, really liked about Eclipse were the fight scenes.

That's not a ring. That's a fucking disgrace.

The best scene of the movie was when the Cullens were chasing Victoria through the woods. As James would say, it was "visually dynamic". The wolfpack was fucking amazing and I think I was giddy with bloodlust when they finally got around to kicking some newborn ass. The action scenes were incredibly well done and I thought they made the movie. I thought the one part where Esme and Carlisle kind of work together to rip some newborns head off was awesome, and I luuurrrrved the whole fight sequence between Edward and Victoria.



But it would have been even better if Rachelle Lefevre was playing Victoria instead of that simpering twit. She just couldn't handle that role and the only thing that saved her was the fact that Riley was in pretty much every speaking scene she was in, because he was fucking awesome.

This is what you get for showing up to the training scene in sweatpants!!

And he was pretty easy on the eyes, too. Rawr.

Really, the only major complaint I have about this movie is Carlisle's helmet hair and ridonkulously terrible accent. Because of it, I now feel compelled to say "ahhhhhhmay" every chance I get and then people look at me like I'm stupid, which really isn't much different then how they look at me anyway, but still. I don't need any help looking dumb, Carlisle.

Not even an ahhhmay of Newborns will get through my perfectly coiffed helmet hair! [Or seven layers of scarves.]

Oh and Taycob's teeth are way too white. It's distracting me from ogling his six-pack.

In a nutsackshell: This movie had the perfect combination of drama, humor, love and violence. Eclipse rocked my socks off and I definitely can't wait to get this on DVD so I can watch the Angryward scene over and over and over and over again.

55 comments:

  1. bahahahahahahaha still giggling to myself. Totally my new favorite blog to read. You ladies are fabulous.

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  2. Just wanted to comment on Carlisle's 'accent'. After my second viewing, I figured it out. He sounds like a 3 year old (much like Claire in BD), especially when he said 'newborns' and it came out like 'newbowns'. It was REALLY weird.
    Another thing that made me laugh. Just before the Jacob/Bella kiss (the good one), as Jacob is walking away from Bella, his undies appear to be in a bunch, which reminded me of the way my 4 year old pulls up his underoos. Not what you want to be thinking about just before a good make out session.
    Anyhoo....I already posted how much I LOVED this movie and why in the previous blog post.
    You ladies rock my world as always.

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  3. Thank you! Your review was perfect. I completly agree with the sweatpants. I dont have a fucking clue what they were thinking but someone should be punished. David Slade should take the cattle prod to them as well!

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  4. LMAO Awesome review!
    I agree with your comment about the sweatpants, when I saw it I instantly thought "WTF is he wearing!"

    LOVED the movie!!

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  5. LOL! I loved your review. I still haven’t done one on my own blog *sigh* Of course, I had no problem posting my WTF scenes, well, cause I’m a lazy whore.

    Anyway, I agree with you on Carlisle. So Carlisle became more Hugh Hefnerish with his fucking scarves and shit and Esme became all street, with her darker hair and outfits.

    And for the love of God, nobody let Robert pick shit! Look what happened in Twilight and New Moon? (I still hate his grandpa trench coat)

    But overall, David Slade did a great job. Loved all the action sequences.

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  6. Carlisle was pretty horrible. The only thing I can guess is that he's trying to emmulate Brad or Tom (can't remember which, nor can I remember their vamp names) from Interview with the Vampire. I had never seen that movie, and the firs time I watched some clips of it on youtube, I though OMG he sounds like CARSIIIILLLE.

    Anyhoo love your review as always. Puffy heart ya JJ.

    w/v "Stacti" is that kinda like tasty LKW?

    J

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  7. typo central, forgive for I have had champagne!

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  8. I completely agree with your review, Rachelle played a waaay better Victoria. She was cat-like, in control, and seductive. This Victoria always looked worried and was clearly a horrible liar. I found her very annoying. you're right, the fact that Riley was there with his hawtness did help. If only he could have used his aussie accent.

    The opening scene of this movie was the best yet. I was at the edge of my seat right from the beginning. I also loved Jasper's and Rosalie's backstories, and actually got a little teary with Rosalie's.

    I was 50/50 between Jacob and Edward, but Eclipse pushed me more to Team Jacob. Aside from his obvious hotness, he is the best choice for Bella

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  9. When Edward asks Bella to marry him the first time and she says "no", I actually said "dumb bitch" out loud. Not everyone around me appreciated that truth.
    Also, when Bella is trying to get Jacob to come back right before the kiss, she shouts, Jacob! Stay. Like she's giving a comand to her pet. That had me rolling!
    Did anyone else notice that Rosalie is nowhere in the newborn fight scene? I kept expecting her to show up and have Emmett's back, but she never appeared until it was over and they were waiting for the Volturi to arrive.

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  10. the Pat of vampires- PMSL. LOL from start to finish!

    I can't believe that Bella actually says No to Edward's proposal. That is just WRONG. And she hadn't even seen the fugly ring yet.

    Ahhhhhmy is now in my every day vocab.

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  11. JJ...i wanna be just like you when I grow up - never mind that i'm older than you are already! Lurved this post...agreed with it all!!

    Oh, and I also found myself saying something that kinda sounded alot like "stupid bitch" out loud when Bella turned Meadoward's marriage proposal down at the beginning of the movie....say it....out loud...."stupid bitch".....

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  13. JJ, I believe that one has not truly enjoyed the movie until they discover rouge popcorn in their clothes, hair, etc. lol!!

    @Twired Jen- never seen Interview with a Vampire?? Great dark vamp flick.... Tom Cruise is actually pretty hot in this...for a dead guy... Brad's pretty nice eye candy too :)

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  14. my favorite review from my favorite blog...

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  15. I know EXACTLY what you mean about Jacksper's hair...by the end I didn't mind it at all...in fact, I have a brand new crush!! He was amazing(ly HAWT)

    The ring...oh that travesty of a ring. NO girl dreams of that hunk of metal...Nope..not one!

    Ok...did anyone else notice the emerging happy trail on wolf boy?!!! I sure did when i saw it in Imax.... our little boy is becoming a man! And his nipples are still tiny....

    We shall not speak of the sweat *cough* Karate Pants....seriously do not let rob make wardrobe choices....for pete's sake, he steals most of them anyway and wears them in RL!! But for reals...he was fucktabulous in this one. All those little smiles and adorable facial expressions had me cooing like a dove.

    Eclilpse gets an entire AAAAH-MEE of sparkly peens up from me!

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  16. Hahah I dont think I'll ever get sick of reviews from this blog. Best way to start the day! Love it.

    Angryward, Riley and Jasper... gawd Im drooling in my coffee just thinking of them. I noticed Jacobs bunched up undies aswell, does he tie them around his ankle when he phases too? ahaha!

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  17. @toefunny- I noticed Taylor's happy trail too!! And his underwears sticking out on his backside.... Must be from me perving to much on Rob's crotch area....

    I will do a spit take gag if I ever see pics of him walking around in those karate pants!!!!!

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  18. Oh jee...Am I the only one that got a little..well a lot...turned on by the sweatpants? I mean, I know its Edward we're talking about, but seeing Rob in sweatpants just makes a certain area feel like it needs some attention.

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  19. Oh JJ how I lurve your reviews... always eliciting gut busting laughs and made of pure WIN!

    One of mi amigas I saw the movie with had a theory why they keep trying to make Jasper (or um erm Jasmine ha) fug: She said that they're trying to downplay Jackson's hottness as to not distract from Robward. Fyi: She doesn't think Rob's all that pretty.. did I mention she's a fucking idiot?! lol..I need to schedule her for an eye doctor appointment stat! Don't get me wrong.. Jackson IS a good looking dude with a sexy southern drawl but he could never EVER steal the spotlight from Rob imo.

    KaratepantsRob-gate: I have a simple theory that allowed this whole debacle: Rob watched a karate/ninja flick the night before. Then he strolled into work all inspired and simply dazzled the wardrobe department into letting him pick his own duds (pun intended) for the day.

    Something about BDH, Victoria 2.0 bothered the shit out of me... I just can't put my finger on it.. well besides her hideous orphan Annie-like wig.

    @PurpleCupcake: Holy shit!.. You're right! I've seen Eclipse three times now.. and I don't recall any Rosalie/battle action! Wtf?!

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  20. JJ, you rock MY socks off.

    LMFAO!!!

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  21. Obviously, I'm from Texas. If you haven't figured that out yet, I need you to form a line to the left. I'll deal with you later. I'm not impressed by Texas accents, or drawls. At. All. Especially on men. It makes me want to punch a puppy. Imagine my surprise when my vagina launched herself at the screen the first time Jasper spoke. My vag only goes rogue for Edward. I still can't explain it.

    I really don't want to talk about Carlisle. He looked like one of the Little People toys my kid had when he was a baby. I used to step on that fucker all the time.

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  22. The karate pants make me laugh uncontrollably. So, so, so funny. I bet Rob kept them and role plays for KStew in them.

    I agree with everything you said JJ. What the fuck is up with that ring and how did anyone that knows anything approve that cheap dimestore piece of shit? The ring that was made previously by that jewelry company was so, so, so much better. What the fuck people? I think that fucking ring is going to be Bella's 'shield' in BD Part 2.....it could definitely ward off a whole fucking aaaahhhhhmmy of vampires.

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  23. I laughed so hard thru that I'm glad I didn't piss myself. That whole thing about the Stew, anti-seizure meds and cattle prods got me going. And those damn karate pants, even Tish the costume designer was like wtf when he asked but she went with it anyway, at least she said they took the crotch up some (erm, not enough) after they were approved.

    JFC that ring looks like a bedazzled turtle shell, it's fucking hideous! I know it was his mother's but damn! I would have said no if he gave me that thing. I'd be like go get some money out of the cupboard in the garage, we're going to Tiffany's LOL.

    I can't comment on Carlisle's accent- I didn't pay enough attention to it I guess but I did catch the 2 or 3 times when Rob slipped back into Brit. It's cute so I overlook it lol.

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  24. Oh and I forgot to mention how much I hated BDH as Victoria! The more times I see it the more it pisses me off, she's just not as fierce as Rachelle. And some of the CGI was laughable as well...

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  25. You're gonna make this poor guy in Portland cry -- he had the ring-making duties:

    http://www.king5.com/on-tv/evening-magazine/Portland-jeweler-accessorizes-Twilight-Eclipse-97437114.html

    And yes, it is butt ugly.

    w/v = winer is that the modern spelling of whiner?

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  26. JJ - Love your work :)

    So after LKW and STY posted their reviews I have been trying to come up with my Eclipse verdict, previously settling on the fact that I have only seen it twice meaning that of course I'll need another viewing before I can decide on my feelings once and for all.

    However, after reading JJ's review, I can wholeheartedly say that I agree with every. single. word.

    LOVE this movie. Biggest highs for me: Angryward in the whole 'If you want her, come and get her, Victoria' scene; the proposal/leghitch scene; the tent scene. I liked the comedy aspect, and altho there was too much teenwolf for my liking I'll let it go, just this once.

    Right, off to go peruse the latest RPattz pics. Jeebus that boy is getting better looking by the minute, I swear.

    w/v - remidd - that remidds me, the worst part about this film - Jasper's wig. FUCKAWFUL. Carlisle's, I got over, I could even tolerate Bella's, but Jasper.... good god Summit, Jackson's a handsome man for christ sake! j/s/.

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  27. Best review ever. However, I am slightly disappointed that no one talked about Kstew's awesome right hook in the first kiss scene with Taylor! It was fantastic and I totally expected it to be some pussy little bitch slap. Anyway, Ima go take a bath and think about Edward and Riley doing pull ups in the nude.

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  28. So totally agreed with this review- (spewed coffee onto monitor repeatedly :) )

    And I agree- good job on the right hook!

    I also thought the fight scenes were the best part- and I really love romantic movies, but enough with the close-ups!

    I saw it for the second time yesterday and notice a glaring (in my opinion) error. I had just finished reading Eclipse (again) the day before, and it was fresh in my mind when Edward asks Bella why she wants to be a vampire. He was relieved when she said that it was about being with him. Edward had been worried that he was just kind of a way for her to achieve vampireness. IN THE MOVIE she says she wants to be a vampire because she's never fit in and she'd fit better as a vampire (majorly paraphrased!), and he says... good, I thought it was just about being with me. WTF?

    Noticed the icky sweat stains on Jacob's pillow this time- ugh. So he's poor - did they have to make his room all grungy looking? And the sling on his broken arm all dirty?

    AND... aren't vampires supposed to be really beautiful? What happened to the newborns? Where was the beauty?

    Second viewing, second time some woman loudly voiced her shock when Bella asked Jacob to kiss her.
    Read the friggin' books, people.
    How could you possibly follow the movies if you haven't?!

    Totally agree the the ring-as-iron-nuckles comment!

    And Carlisle says Bella didn't break her hand? But she did!

    Too many errors- did Melissa actually read the books?!


    Cheryl

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  29. JJ if i had a cat you would be it's meow.

    Jasper's hair- why does it have to look wet?

    I can't seem to erase Rob's black socks on the hamster wheel from my mind either. Has Summit seen his brown puffy leather jacket? The boy needs help. He's too pretty to make decisions that might hurt his hair.

    the ring = FAIL. c'mon a beautiful antique, heirloom, huge ass diamond, and this is what they give us? i wanna seem some effin sparkle people!

    gr8 review!! thanks for the giggles.

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  30. Either you outdid yourself with this post, or I've been away from Twitarded for much too long. I actually laughed out loud throughout this review - let's call it that.

    Fucking brilliant. Check on Rachelle; check on the ring; check on Carlisle's hair; check, check, CHECK on thousand proposals.

    I would just like to add, though, that Bella's wig really REALLY pissed the hell out of me. It was bad. Horrific.

    Other than these little tidbits, the movie was fucking excellent. Brilliantly done. David Slade is definitely on my list of fave directors.

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  31. LMAO! Funny thing is that if I was a boy my name was going to be Jasper! You guys make my day.

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  33. JJ, best review ever. I totally agree with everything you said. However I don't think I could of said it with that much humor. I was laughing so hard I nearly pissed myself and then passed out from lack of being able to breathe.

    I'm glad that I am no the only one that had a WTF moment when they seen the sweatpants. Whoever let him wear those needs to be fired before the next movie. I only want to see Rob in FITTED pants.

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  34. I agree with all your comments JJ! In fact during the training scene, I shit you not, I said "why the hell is Edward wearing sweatpants!" Noticed it right away!

    The thing that pissed me off the most and almost ruined it for me was BDH as Victoria. Just was not convinced she was pure evil, messed-up, revengeful be-otch. And I'm not a BDH hater. The whole "she was playing him" makeout scene with Riley didn't come across for me. At all. Just looked like she was whoring it up with fresh meat.

    Only two other things I had a hard time with: (like everyone) Carlisle's hair (back-off the extreme hold aerosol hairspray dude...bad for the environment) and the fugly ring. Totes looks like a silver hubcap. Jeepers.

    *note: I love,love,love that they were consistent with Edwards bedroom. YES! Glass walls on left, TV hanging in same place, bookshelves, even the lounge. I notice crap like that!

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  35. @TexasKatherine: I'm also from Texas and I CAN'T STAND thick Texan draaaawwwls! Somehow though, you're right, it just adds to Jasper's charm. Huh.

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  36. Don't stone me, but I like the engagement ring. *ducking* That's how SM described it, except it had a larger stone in the center.
    It was his mother's, it was antique. I thought it was charming. (I know, GAG! But I can't help it.)

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  37. Ahhhhmay and helmet hair - you JJ crack me up!! I was laughing so loud when reading this post my neighbours came over to see if I was okay!! Fuckin' love Eclipse and I'd give DS more than a blowy. Oh easy on the Rpattz with the sweatpants - at least their easy to pull off lol.

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  38. Ahhhhmay and helmet hair - you JJ crack me up!! I was laughing so loud when reading this post my neighbours came over to see if I was okay!! Fuckin' love Eclipse and I'd give DS more than a blowy. Oh easy on the Rpattz with the sweatpants - at least their easy to pull off lol.

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  39. Fuckawesome review JJ. So much hilarity and truthiness. And the comments, oh the comments. You people slay me. I'm thinking that you speculation about David Slade's, erm, cattle prod might not be too far off the mark. I'm pretty sure he forced them all to up their game. Rob finally became Edward. An Edward that I wanna fuck until there's no tomorrow, marble cock be damned. My vag will just have to deal. This movie made me fall in love with the twilight saga all over again. I love this movie so much I wanna leg hitch it, then dry hump it for good measure.

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  40. This is a 3-in-1:
    The Eclipse reviews all you ladies at Twitarded wrote made my day! I'm having a sh*tty fucking Monday and they just cheered me up and made me laugh out loud.
    You had me at seizure medication, JJ!
    Thank you!

    And YES! Thank you David Slade! I volunteer to up that gratitude pledge by offering my body on a threeway. If he's game and you're game, let me know. Team Switzerland to the max! :P

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  41. Basically, I TOTALLY agree with you on just about everything. However, I don't get why some people don't like BDH (in the movie, not necessarily as a person). She is a much, much better actress than Rachelle (although I do like how Rachelle looked in NM versus BDH in Eclipse, for sure). Did anyone NOT see that deleted scene from NM with Victoria driving? Ugh! That was some of the worst acting I have ever scene. That scene is what made me glad Rachelle was being replaced. Also, BDH's voice actually matches how Stephenie describes it in the books, so I enjoyed that as well. No one may agree with me, but those are just my thoughts.

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  42. Ok, totally peed in my pants...but just a little... I think I need to see a Dr. about this!
    ANYWAY, LOVED it!
    BUT... My issue with the movie was all about Kellan's Emmett hair. We now just call it the Emmett hair because it has a fucking life of it's own.
    So, I am wondering if we should take a vote... who has the worst Cullen hair?
    Carlisle, Jasper or Emmett...
    Just asking.

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  43. I was just reminded (by Twilight Junkie's post) that my biggest peeve was the wolves wearing underwear AT ALL. I mean, when they're wolves they've got to wear those damn shorts tied to their ankle with a leather strap (and, eh-hem I didn't see that in the movie Mr. Slade) and it's too much of a hassle to tie a shirt there too, but they can tie underwear to their ankle? Come on now!!! I don't think the wardrobe department was clued in as to why they actually don't wear a shirt.

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  44. LMAO!! great review
    i agree with your comment about sweatpants - what the hell were they thinking!!
    the ring is hideous - if it wasn't because i am in love with Edward i would give it back and use his credit card to buy a new one.
    twilight was laughable, new moon was ok - loved eclipse

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  45. "I'm such a demure, classy bitch"

    OMG, JJ...the best line in the whole review. You are too much! My mother is here and she kept saying "what is so funny?" because I couldn't stop laughing.

    I've only seen eclipse once but I agree that Robward was super hot. The only thing that marred the experience was my 13 yr old niece sitting next to me going ga ga every time Taycob came on screen. He's cute, but all I can think when I see him is "barely legal"

    Eclipse was by far the best movie yet. The best improvement was the lack of Bella stuttering. I always wanted to smack her on the back of the head and say SPIT IT OUT in the last two movies.

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  46. Ok. Just had my second orgasmic viewing and this time it was IMAX. The premiere hype had me so worked up and since it was an earlier than midnight premiere in Dallas I was even more bouncing off the wall psycho so all the little details I saw tonight just flew over my head that first time. But in IMAX. omg. Details are like a million times glorified and after reading the reviews of course I was glued to the edge of my seat looking for the leg hitch...and the sweatpants. geez. Are you kidding me?! My theory is that during the scene Rob was actually wearing some tightass hawt looking pants that ripped during his stunt so to keep the cameras rolling he ran over to some fat camera guy and yanked his sweats off thinking no one would freaking notice how extremely long and like 4 sizes too big they actually are. That's all I could stare at the entire training sequence. ROFL. Not so flattering my sexy man. I wanted to rip them off and do very naughty things to his marblehood.

    BUT!!!! Did anyone notice the SILK FLOWERS IN THE MEADOW?????? In IMAX you can't help but see the plastic leaves and stems. It was so hilarious and I pointed at the screen and probably said way to loudly, "omg they're silk!!!!"

    But as a diehard don'tgiveafuck who thinks I'm nuts fan.....I love this movie as much if not more than the first 2. I will see it over and over in theater and of course buy the DVD. :D

    As always my dears I love this blog and I always leave with waves of tingling pleasures. :D

    Bec from Dallas

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  48. Holy shit you all write so on the money. I turned a friend onto this blog yesterday (alhough hinting for WEEKS to do it) and she is hooked too. She also went as far as asking me if I was one of the writers. LOL
    You ladies have minds just as my own. Thank you!!!!!!

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  49. Sweatpants or not, I totally wish Emmett would have pants'd him. BWAHAHA! That would have been a classic scene, and one us horny ladies would appreciate.

    And the oscar goes to.... Edwards junk, for being all sparkly and marbly smooth.

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  50. I really need to watch it again without being full of whiskey. Hey whadayawant? June 29 was my birthday!

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  51. Damn, what's wrong with me this morning? I've just read your review and I find that I disagree with you on every single point. Except about Victoria and the monstruous ring.

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  52. Damn, what's wrong with me this morning? I've just read your review and I find that I disagree with you on every single point. Except about Victoria and the monstruous ring.

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  53. Holy shit you all write so on the money. I turned a friend onto this blog yesterday (alhough hinting for WEEKS to do it) and she is hooked too. She also went as far as asking me if I was one of the writers. LOL
    You ladies have minds just as my own. Thank you!!!!!!

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  54. Ok. Just had my second orgasmic viewing and this time it was IMAX. The premiere hype had me so worked up and since it was an earlier than midnight premiere in Dallas I was even more bouncing off the wall psycho so all the little details I saw tonight just flew over my head that first time. But in IMAX. omg. Details are like a million times glorified and after reading the reviews of course I was glued to the edge of my seat looking for the leg hitch...and the sweatpants. geez. Are you kidding me?! My theory is that during the scene Rob was actually wearing some tightass hawt looking pants that ripped during his stunt so to keep the cameras rolling he ran over to some fat camera guy and yanked his sweats off thinking no one would freaking notice how extremely long and like 4 sizes too big they actually are. That's all I could stare at the entire training sequence. ROFL. Not so flattering my sexy man. I wanted to rip them off and do very naughty things to his marblehood.

    BUT!!!! Did anyone notice the SILK FLOWERS IN THE MEADOW?????? In IMAX you can't help but see the plastic leaves and stems. It was so hilarious and I pointed at the screen and probably said way to loudly, "omg they're silk!!!!"

    But as a diehard don'tgiveafuck who thinks I'm nuts fan.....I love this movie as much if not more than the first 2. I will see it over and over in theater and of course buy the DVD. :D

    As always my dears I love this blog and I always leave with waves of tingling pleasures. :D

    Bec from Dallas

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