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I know everyone is probably off doing what Americans do to mark this important day in history: charring meat, chilling at a barbecue, drinking, and blowing shit up, but thought you might like to take a breather and have a laugh with us!
No Twilight fans were harmed in the making of this video (unless one of these lovely ladies pulled something while grinding on Edward), although someone might need a citation for glitter abuse.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend - and be safe!
OMG that was fucking epic!!! LMFAO
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Edward was so gangsta.....hahaha!
Thanks for the laugh, hope you're starting to blow shit up where you are. ;)
ReplyDeleteBahaha! Yay! Happy 4th! Hope you have a (safe) awesome night! I don't want to hear about anyone losing limbs.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, that was funny.
ReplyDeleteNo outdoor BBQ here - too hot here in Phoenix
My big 4th of July party, which will start soon, consists of: My husband, my son, three grandmas and two lesbians. We are rocking in the stilllookingformyvamp house!
Where the hell is my wine again???
Everyone have a safe 4th - be careful blowing that shit up.
Clearly, nothing is fucking sacred at Twitarded, not even holidays.
ReplyDeleteI'm off to blow shit up. But I need a few drinks first.
And the glitter on that dude was hysterical. Who knew Eddie was such a motha fucking gangsta!!
thanks for the laugh- now i can go to work with a smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteawesome way to celebrate the holiday!
ReplyDeleteBet it was a rainy one in Fooooorrrrrkkkks.
Oh man. Thanks for that. It was desperately needed! My favorite line was...
ReplyDeleteI have to go slow so I stare and do your eyes.
LMAO!!!!
but he did everything short of whipping his dick out and waggling it in my face
ReplyDelete...ok now I have a visual
Awesome.
ReplyDeleteThat. Was. Awesome.
ReplyDelete:-D
I spent the weekend without internet access and almost blew a gasket but it's delightful to come back to all this Twilighty goodness!!
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ReplyDeleteI spent my hoiday weekend reading University of Edward Masen. I was so pissed to get to the end and it's not finished yet?!?!?
ReplyDeleteI would have gone mad if I'd started our lovely saga and had to wait for the next book to come out! Gah!
Cheryl
Know: Occasum
ReplyDeleteA police story about a poet vampire.
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