Sunday, August 15, 2010

The Great Myg Porn Fail of 2010 (and some PattinPorn to make up for it.)

Not what you're going to get here today!
[yeah I know I don't like it, either.]

So I know that many of you are wondering the same thing that I am: where in fuck's name is fucking chapter 27 of Osa Bella already, Myg?!?

Whelp, the short answer is: she's working on it.

Here's the longer, detailed, and slightly-more sordid answer for those of you who may be interested...

This is Mr. & Mrs. Myg's anniversary week, marking eight years of marital bliss. It is possible that there was an expectation that there would be some earth-shattering sex and re-enacting of scenes from chapter 26 at Casa Myg. Instead, in an act that I can really only view as supremely selfish, Mr. Myg up and decided to host a hideous stomach virus and spent the last several days definitely-not-having-sex. Myg is more...conscientious than I think I would be as a mom and didn't consider baby benadryl or zip-ties to give herself some free time to write, so she had her hands full with the twins (her kids, not her boobs) and wasn't able to get her story on.

However, in the wee hours when the kids were asleep and Mr. Myg was resting comfortably with his Gatorade iv, Myg DID channel all of her "OMFG I really thought I was gonna get uber-laid this weekend!" angst into...something. Something porny that kept her from getting back to Osa Bella right away, I might add. It's a Tumblr...thingy. And it's called "Lemon Cake." I don't know what that is exactly because nobody seems to be able to explain to someone as computer-illiterate as I am what Tumblr is, but if you go there, you can apparently see HAWT pics of nekkid people. There will be "insert tab A into slot B" pics, oral fixations, maybe a lil' BDSm, and much, much more.

Did I mention TOTALLY NSFW??? Well it is. Unless you work in a porn shop or maybe like Latchkey Wife you have inadvertently been shown a picture of your boss's junk by your boss and therefore can pretty much look at whatever the fuck you want from the office, I would suggest checking this out from the comfort of your own home. Preferably at a point in time when you have access to your S/O or a reasonable facsimile.

Oh and did I mention that you can submit anything you want to Lemon Cake from your own erotica collection to share with us? Videos, text, random hot images - bring it on. We know your smut folder runneth over - BRING OUT YOUR PORN! You know you want to...

Click HERE to go to Lemon Cake. Don't forget to come back!

To help keep everyone sufficiently distracted until chapter 27 is available (in case Lemon Cake isn't for you... or you're at the office...) here's some Grade A Prime PattinPorn to fuel your fires! Uh, and all the RPatts Teen Choice Award content. Which is pretty cute, but not porny.











Still not sufficiently distracted, you dirty harlot? Well then check out Bleriana's self-professed porn oasis, "The cold shower" for a little extra sumpthin'-sumpthin'. I think you'll likey! (don't forget to check out her playlist while you are there!)

14 comments:

  1. Yay Im the first to comment!!!! SnarkierThanYou please tell Myg to hurry up im dying over here. I can't fuction correctly without my weekly dose of Osa Bella.

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  2. I feel your pain, Ballerinawalker - I'm waiting, too!

    : )

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  3. I wondered what "insert tab A into slot B pics" meant. Good Lord, I have lead a sheltered life. The land of Twitardia is very educational.

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  4. Waiting for my kid to stop looking at my laptop over my shoulder so I can go climb the lemon tree... at least with Osa Bella I can scroll faster than she can pick out words and ask what they spell. SIGH! I am so cranky without my Sunday Osa Bella fix... Tell Myg that my offer of play dates/ babysitting still stands as long as it means I get my weekly Osa Bella...

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  5. VitaminR70 is right - he's definitely an alien. No human is that fucking good looking. Sheesh.

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  6. Who was the chick from the teen choice awards? The goth girl from the end.

    I miss my Osa Bella and wish Myg lived on LI cause I would babysit for free.

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  7. I am totes hanging my head in shame. Not just for being late with Osa Bella's update, for that yes, but for all of the omfg p0RN! Wow. Who knew? Okay, back to working on Chapter 27.

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  8. Your readers are the best. "Twitardia". Excellent. By the way, when I'm in a pinch for some good porn, I just write it myself.

    the Fred Effect

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  9. Just dropping in to say you got most of the details right there, STY. However, all is now well at Casa Myg; I'm feeling much better and as a result, so is Myg.

    And she's writing.

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  10. Thank god! I am counting the minutes!

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  11. Yaaaayy...glad to hear 'all is now well at Casa Myg'! *claps hands excitedly*

    @Addicted2Twilight - the goth girl is Katy Perry :)

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  12. Dayum. I totes was bumming about an Osa Bella-free weekend, but I forgive. No one likes a sick S/O, especially during an important holiday. Sorry you had your rugrats without a supportive Mr. Myg :(

    Mmmm....Pr0n. Yessah. Loves me some nekkid.

    Unrelated but kinda: On Sundays I meet up with some of my sign language buds at our coffee shop and we have a Silent Coffee date. Today we played Dirty Go Fish. Words like "Bareback," "Clit-Licker," and "Strap-on" were on the cards. It was awesome. And the other people at the shop were truly entertained. Point is, I had this awesome image of me teaching all you hot twats some useful signs when we get to FOORRRKKSSS!!!.

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  13. FUCK ME HARD....those videos are hawt! Very good distraction technique from missing ch 27---- I'll just hit replay until we hear from Myg.
    Love this site, (esp. Osa Bella) & general slutfulness.
    I’m your new biggest fan!
    Now, back to Rob finger porn……
    (oh, really happy Casa Myg is healthy/happy once more)

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  14. And here I thought I wasn't a big cake fan, clearly that's because I had never had Lemon Cake before.

    Chee-rist. Not to beat a dead horse, or a plucked pussy, but seriously would these photos be the same without The Brazilian? Me thinks not.

    @Lindsay Rae- thanks for giving me more reason to bemoan the fact that I can't make it to Fooooorks. Fuck you very much. And I do know the sign for that, well at least the 'fuck you' part, but with the proper vigor I'm pretty sure I convey the 'very much' part.

    @Myg- OB needs to continue to be a labor of love for you. If our collective whining about a 'late' post makes it a labor of labor, tell us to shut the fuck up and sit down. You're too good to us as it is.

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