You know you're officially lame when your mother calls you at work to tell you that Robert Pattinson is in a new movie.
You become the Queen of Total Absolute Lame-O's when you're all "yeah, Ma, I know he's in a new movie, I practically know what his bowel movement schedule is because I have a terrible addiction to the internet and--what the hell do you mean 'something is wrong with me'??"
After I convinced Mommy(not a)Jerkface that I wasn't having some kind of weird early mid-life crisis or joined a cult (the jury is still out on that one, actually), I realized something about this new movie starring Robert Pattinson.
I've never talked about it here on Twitarded. I mean, we discussed Brazilians and facials but I don't think I've ever written a post about Water for Elephants.
Truthfully, I'd never even heard of the book until word starting spreading through Twi-dom that Robert Pattinson was going to be starring in the movie version. The irony of this is that Twi-dom is probably the reason that I had not heard of this book but now I know so it's all good.
Anyway, I'm not entirely sure what's going on with this flick but judging from the pictures I've been looking at all day, it's about animals and a circus and possibly Robert Pattinson having poop problems.
See? Need more proof?
Okay, okay, I know it isn't about pooping, sheesh. It actually sounds like a really amazing storyline and I'm looking forward to seeing it and kind of wish they were filming nearby so I could totally creep the poor guy on the set.
And the fact that he's pretty easy on the eyes definitely helps.