Anyway, because I was getting such a kick out of it (not to mention Googling one's self is a great time suck when you don't feel like doing, say, your actual job) I thought how much fucking fun it would it be if I Googled Jenny Jerkface and Snarkier Than You too! Ah ma gahd, it's going to be sooooooo fun!
Let's start with our bloggy names - it's pretty safe to say that we'll get mostly bloggy-type stuff coming up.
Google: Latchkey Wife, Jenny Jerkface, Snarkier Than You
The web results are are all bloggy-related... nothing too secretive comes up. No dirty pictures (um, well, not of us anyways), no scandalous videos (unless you count the stunning dance-off video from BlogHer), and definitely nothing connecting us to our real life identities... phew!
The image searches are pretty comical... mostly hot pictures of RPattz (uh, ya, of course), STY's famous devil cat avi, and a few of Jerkface's mug because she's really the only one who
What totally cracked me up was when I Googled Latchkey Wife, one of my earliest Twilight projects came up and it made me squeeeee. I worked tirelessly one night on the Twilight Brain and it makes me happy to see it pop up from time to time in the bloggy world.
However when I get to Googling our real life names, things start to take a turn for the worse. Let me just give you an overview of the types of shit that comes up...
LKW: Evidently I have a television show on personal finance, I design jewelry, I won a fucking beauty paegent in Utah (holy fuck!), I coach woman's college basketball (I think I may have mentioned that already), and oh, I'm an awesome dentist who offers Invisalign... metal braces are so passe.
If you're an adult, this look is not a good one. I should know, I'm an expert in Invisalign. Just sayin'.
Shit, sounds like I'm really busy. But not as busy as Jenny Jerkface who is apparently a Jack of All Spade (and a master, too)...
JJ: Jenny manufactures high end furniture, she creates caricatures, she's a make up artist, and best of all -- Jenny Jerkface stars in Bondage films. And when I say "bondage", I ain't talking about Bond, James Bond. Nooooo... I'm talking about gettin' tied up and shit. I'm starting to understand the whole recent visit to the BDSM meeting. I think our Jenny is keeping secrets.
STY: In real life, she is a famous singer of Christian songs. I may have spewed coffee all over my computer when I read this! Aaaaand she sings in a Barbershop Quartet. Holy crap, I had no idea how musically inclined she is. Just about every random search result had something to do with singing. STY, are you keeping secrets too? Yours just aren't as dungeon dirty as JJ's....
I imagine RPattz doesn't get a chance to Google himself online very often. I mean, does he even own a computer? Or maybe he sneaks into the officey-type computer rooms in hotels late at night to get his fix of himself.
Do you regularly Google yourself? What totally random shit comes up when you search your real life name?