The official "Twitarded goes to Foooooorks!!!!" T-shirts are here.
We've been working with the uber talented Red Bella to pull these together and... well, let's face it - she really did all the work.
If you don't know who Red Bella is, she was the mastermind behind a little somethin' somethin' that created quite a bit of... holyfuckingshit!!! fervor last year.
I'll give you a hint -- it starts with P and ends with "attinson Panties".
So, clearly, these t-shirts are gonna rock. Here's a little mock-up of what they're gonna look like.
Red Bella is going to slave her ass off for the next 19 days to pull these fuckawesome tit-covers together. Which makes her a far better person than me. Just sayin'. I'm a lazy asshole.
Here's the deal -- if you want one of these beauties, click the links below to order. They're 18 buckaroos each and they come in two styles - black with a pearl white logo or white with a pearl black logo.
These shirts will come in sizes S-XL and two different styles - Fruit of the Loom Adults and Fruit of the Loom Ladies fitted. Choices, choices, choices...
Style #2 - Sophisticated and way fucking better than the gawd awful shirt Bella wore in the book. (In Black or White)
After you place your order, we'll all rendezvous in Forks for the Grand Tee Pickup -- details on the actual meet-up will be posted when we get closer to the date. Too hungover to pick up your shirt at the designated time and/or place?? No worries, just email me and we'll make sure you get your goods.
So, hurry and put your order in!! In order to ensure that you get your t-shirt on time, your order MUST be in by September 15th!! Ya know, because we like to give you loads of time to mull this purchase over.
Don't dally, my lovely little cock-knockers. I'll be very disappointed if you do.
Sorry for the lack of pics in the links -- I realize this is a tad ghetto, but if you've seen my recent I'm-going-to-fucking-shank-Blogger-html-and-everything-computer-related-NOW, uh, this is the best I could muster. For now.
Adult White T-Shirt with Black Lettering
Adult Black T-Shirt with White Lettering
Ladies Fitted White T-Shirt with Black Lettering
Ladies Fitted Black T-Shirt with White Lettering