Friday, September 24, 2010

Latchkey Wife's Been a Baaaaaaad FanFic Fan!

I'm actually afraid to admit this for fear I'll be ousted from the Twidom, Fandom and every other 'dom out there. But here goes anyway: I have been a very bad FanFic fan lately... so bad that I'm certain Mr. 50 Shades himself is going to hunt me down, drag me to his, ahem, playroom, and give me the spanking I deserve... and may or may not want soooo badly!

Remove your panties please... or shall I rip them off instead?

Sure, I have my few favorite stories that make me wring my hands in anticipation while waiting for the update, but I haven't started a new story in eons. Real life snuck up and whooped my ass big time. Plus with all our planning for Forks, I have had like zero free time to do anything but read updates.

But now that some of my favorite stories are coming to an end--I'm looking at you [with a tear in my eye] Osa Bella and The Family Business--I think it's about time to look for a few good candidates to fill my smut need. (My smut need is strong, Obi Wan.) Or maybe I just need for some slackers *cough*15 Step*cough*Edward Wallbanger to get on that writing stick and gimme some lovey-love. And lemons, please. Lots and lots of lemons.

And I'm probably not the only one who feels a sense of emptiness without our favorite tie-me-up-and-spank-me-like-you-know-you-want-to guy to look forward to every week. I miss Mr. Fifty Shades of Fucked Up like crazy. I still think about him often... *sigh* I know we've all seen video this a million times... wha? You haven't seen Biel's brilliant tribute to MotU? Well spank my ass and call me Sally, let's take a peak shall we...



And holy shit, while I was searching for this video... I also found this teaser for another MotU video. This was one minute and 48 seconds of sheer steamy goodness that nearly made me wet ma pants. Ho-ly fuuuuuuuuck!



So we all know Biel has amazing talent, and is a total lover of fuckawesome Fics. (Visit her YouTube channel and subscribe to the awesomeness if you haven't already!) Imagine my surprise when I recently came across a video for another Fic I had never heard of that she created yet another incredibly hot video for... I haven't read even a sentence of Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight but you can bet your ass I'm heading there veeeeery soon! It's described as a slash or "spank!fic" - the only slash I've read has been Ms. Kathy's The Trip Home (OMG, hot, hot, hot!) Biel's video for Raw and Rosy made me want--no, need!--to read it!



Like I said, I haven't read a word so I can't tell you if it's good or not. All I know is the video made me squirm in my seat just a bit and if that's any indication of the quality of this Fic, than sign me the fuck up! I probably won't have a chance to read until after Forks so if anyone has read it, or starts reading it...give us a review!

Happy Friday Bitches!

49 comments:

  1. Is the whole damn Twitard nation on the same brain wave?! A fellow twi-sister JUST sent Raw and Rosy around today and I just started reading it....but not before I watched the vid ;)

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  2. PS you miss Fifty? He's still around!!!

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  3. Off to find that song. AWESOME video. Thank you for sharing.

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  4. Oh LKW...please tell me you know that Icy is writing more MoTU....FIFTY IS BACK baby!! My heart (and palms) are twitchy with delight!

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  5. Raw and Rosy was on my list, but I think I better move it on up to NEXT! Imma' start it this weekend!

    Thanks LKW!

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  6. um..maybe it's just me,but it was uncomfortable enough to watch LITTLE ASHES that I felt the need to turn my head and start mumbling ..

    "STOP!STOP THAT! NOW! stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop
    damn you to hell Salvador Dali!"

    and now Jasper. Awwww man, when's he gonna give it up to a straight girl. I can reverse my "exit only" into "come on in" I have free glitter lube.

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  7. Umm. Yeah. It's fantastic. It's the only slash fic I've been able to read. Hothothothot. The last update? I really, really should not have read at work.

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  8. In relation to the slash fictions - I was looking for pictures for Mad Libs tonite so I put in Twilight Mad Libs and this was one of the pictures that came up:

    http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/remember-how-i-said-twilight-slash-was-amusing/blog-233743/

    Apparently it is not Jasper but I thought it could be. I just couldn't believe this was the picture for Twilight Mad Libs - how odd. Anyway, then your post showed up and I couldn't get over the eerie timing of it all :)

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  9. Broke out into a sweat watching those. Anyway, Fifty's still around, and I think I'm going to check out R&R.

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  10. I can't believe you have been living life without Fifty!!! I must save you from the dark place you must be in....here is the link: http://50shades.com/wp-content/plugins/age-verification.php?redirect_to=http%3A%2F%2F50shades.com%2F%3Fp%3D1348

    Enjoy!!

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  11. Oh LKW- seen the first vid but not the others! Although, I just can't handle the slash fics...its just wrong to think of two of the hottest guys ever being "together" without me in the middle. I feelbad for u that u can't find time for fic...how are u coping?! I wouldn't be able to handle RL without me daily lemon! I'd probably just curl up and die and might even be forced to do *cringes & shudders* housework.

    Oh and only 5 more days 'til FFFFFOOOOORRRRRKKKKSSSSSSS!!!!!!

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  12. The Trip Home is UNREAL it's so good. Raw and Rosy will be next. I'm so glad I'm not the only one into slash fic.

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  13. Oh and a little rec for you...if you haven't already you've got to start reading Million Dollar Baby by clpsuperstar. It totally rocks, very lemony and so funny! ColassalCockward is every bit as sexy as our 50.

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  14. that first pic makes my knees weak... among other things...

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  15. LKW - have you missed the news of the MotU sequel? Just finished chapter 6 - it's soooo good!

    I, of all people, pay homage to Fifty at every opportunity and agree that although there are some awesome Edwards out there... Mr Shades will always be king x

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  16. I did know she's still posting MotU but I had NO idea it was a sequel... um, hello?? Can someone send me the link... like STAT!? Fuck me, I HAVE been living under a big giant rock. I need to move.

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  17. Latchy! Here's Fifty for ya!!!

    And I've been slacking on new fics, too. I'm still going through my Twigasm list of rec's (which is long). I JUST finished CW&IA for chrissake!

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  18. Raw and Rosy is the BOMB! so sensual, HOT, and naughty- different from any other spank fic I have read- you don't know what is going to happen next!! READ IT!!

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  19. I'm a total fanfic fail lately too. I'm behind on so many fic I don't even know where to start!!

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  20. I..I..(sigh)..ok, wow. Hothot pics. Hothothawt vids. Rainy Saturday? I think some fanfic is in order! Damn. I already dreamt about the shmexy guy last night and have been in a full daydream this morning!

    (Also Osa Bella finale soon- squeeee!!)

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  21. I'm pretty much behind and so not in the "know" of fan fic. So, I'll take the suggestions.

    I've loved reading Osa Bella and can't believe it's ending. I also wondered when 15 step would be back...

    The only other fan fic I've read is The University of Edward Masen, which totally rocks!!! It is also, sadly, coming to an end.

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  22. I can't believe you didn't know about MoTU II. You have to get on that shit RIGHT NOW!!!! She just updated today (or was it yesterday) on her website.

    Oh yeah, I agree with @norcaltwitard, Million Dollar Baby rocks.

    Right now, my favorite is The Practice of Love by BellaDonnaCullen. Okay, there aren't lemons in every chapter but the writing and how she subtely puts Twilight references in this fic is FANTASTIC! I know that FF.net is messing up right now, but the first 9 chapters have been validated on Twilighted so you can start there http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=13065 and then finish on FF when it's back up: www.fanfiction.net/s/5995388/1/The_Practice_of_Love

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  23. Hey @Polly, although I've been on story update for a few months, I hadn't started the University of Edward Masen yet. When I got an update yesterday I went to read it now that I figured it was almost done and it was totally GONE! He has three outtake chapters in the place of the story. I'm so pissed that I didn't read it when it was up!!!!

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  24. Biel is simply awesome! She has kept me entertained when I couldn't sleep, made me feel better when I was ill, and brightened many a gloomy day.

    Looks like I'll have to check this Raw & Rosy fic out though I'm not much into m/m slash. I can vouch for Million Dollar Baby being hot but the fic I get all horned up over is Last Tango in Forks by AwesomeSauce76! It's all about the butter baby!!

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  25. I'm so glad you posted this because it gives me the opportunity to ask a question that's been plaguing me for a few days now: What the fuck is wrong with fanfiction.net lately?? I keep getting crazy fucking error messages and I will cut off a bastard's balls with a rusty spork if I can't access my Million Dollar Baby updates. Seriously. Is it just my wacky ass computer or is the site being a major fucking douche? If it's just my computer, that fucker is taking a quick fucking trip out of my 4th floor apartment so it can play in the traffic outside.

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  26. It's not you or your computer. FanFiction.net has been effed up since Thursday night. I'm getting so frustrated!!!

    Go to Twilighted and search for your stories there. Or A Different Forrest. Or The Writer's Coffee Shop. Or Live Journal. Many authors post in more than one place.

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  27. @ TheRugbymom...Oh thank God! I really wasn't looking forward to being arrested for causing a pile up and having to explain that I threw my laptop out of my window because I could no longer access my much-needed smut. There's some things that should just never make it into a publicly accessible document and my need for lemons is one of them.

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  28. i had no idea about the 50 sequel, thank god for you guys!!!!

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  29. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm a Fanfic virgin and like all virgins I can't get enough lemons to satisfy my unfathomable need! I feel like you guys are speaking in tongues.. please help a sista out. I NEEEEEEDDD new material!

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  30. I am sorry if this is a brain dead question, but I am new to these sites on Twilight. Can someone explain who Fifty is and where I can read from the beginning? I have seen mention of Fifty everywhere.

    Thanks!

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  31. @Lila you can find UOEM on twilighted.net not just fanfiction.net(which is totally fucked up right now and pissin' me off to no end!)

    @Ari - go to www.50shades.com and read Master of the Universe. It's like mandatory reading for all who worship twidom and lemony goodness and want to get tied up by a super hawt Edward after a flight in Echo Charlie.

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  32. @norcaltwitard I hate to say it, but UOEM is gone on both sites.

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  33. OH. MY. GOD. I cannot stop reading... If only Stephanie Meyer had added some of THAT to her novels. So frustrating.

    THANK YOU for the link. I am totally MESMERIZED.

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  34. @Lila - OMFG!!!! I can't believe its gone. I'm totally gonna cry. I wanted to read it again. The author's got his own site, I'll see if he'll respond an email to find out WTF happened. It would suck for others not to be able to enjoy his story.

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  35. @norcaltwitard if you get an answer would you let us know? I subscribed to his website in case he decides to repost like the author of Art After 5 did, but I don't see an explanation anywhere about why he pulled to begin with.

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  36. holy crap! That Raw and Rosy video is freakin hot! Jasper never looked this good in the damm movies. Why can't he?
    Thanks for posting that! I just finished Under the Apple Tree, Totally awesome, btw, and am looking for something new.
    Thanks!

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  37. I can vouch for Raw & Rosy. It is so so so good. You see how hot that video is? The fic is just as hot. I've been reading it since Tuesday uploaded the first chapter and it just keeps on getting better. Also, you'll be pleased to know it updates very regularly - every Saturday.

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  38. @Lila - If I get a response I'll post it right here.

    In the mean time I just started reading a great fic called Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days. Very lemony! And I know how we all lurv our lemons ;)

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  39. One of my favorite fanfics is "Going Down" - I love the Bella in this one and am impatiently waiting for updates.

    WTF - I was a few chapters away from finishing UoEm and now you say it's gone???? I haven't had access to my computer for the last few days and well, WTF. Please if anyone hears anything or finds a link let us all know!!!!

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  40. So sad to know that TUEM is down. I'll be keeping eyes and ears open for its repost (hopefully)!

    Loving the new chapter of Osa Bella.

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  41. Ummm...
    why did i had a really dumbfounded smile when the video ended...???

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  42. that first pic makes my knees weak... among other things...

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  43. I can't believe you have been living life without Fifty!!! I must save you from the dark place you must be in....here is the link: http://50shades.com/wp-content/plugins/age-verification.php?redirect_to=http%3A%2F%2F50shades.com%2F%3Fp%3D1348

    Enjoy!!

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  44. Oh LKW- seen the first vid but not the others! Although, I just can't handle the slash fics...its just wrong to think of two of the hottest guys ever being "together" without me in the middle. I feelbad for u that u can't find time for fic...how are u coping?! I wouldn't be able to handle RL without me daily lemon! I'd probably just curl up and die and might even be forced to do *cringes & shudders* housework.

    Oh and only 5 more days 'til FFFFFOOOOORRRRRKKKKSSSSSSS!!!!!!

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  45. Off to find that song. AWESOME video. Thank you for sharing.

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  46. Oh LKW...please tell me you know that Icy is writing more MoTU....FIFTY IS BACK baby!! My heart (and palms) are twitchy with delight!

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  47. PS you miss Fifty? He's still around!!!

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