But I did wonder--who the fuck is this guy? Maybe he's been cast in Breaking Dawn. For all I know, he could be playing Renesmee.
Alas, I was wrong. James Franco is, according to this article, a budding "renaissance man."
Whatever. That's not important. Unless he's planning on inviting both me and RPattz over for a drink at the same time, I don't give a rat's vagina who this guy is. What IS important is what he says about the infamous "tent scene" in Eclipse.
"There will be a scene where the go-to guys, Taylor and Rob, are in the tent, it's almost like a 'Brokeback Mountain' scene, where the two guys are talking in a tent and the girl is asleep, and they're having, like, this romantic moment almost through her, in a way. One of them says, 'Well, I'm hotter than you,' and it's almost like they're winking at the fans, like to the Team Jacob or the Team Edwards."Naturally, this totally fucking cracked me up because the more I thought about it with that slant, the more I realized he kind of had a point.
Admittedly, there was something a little gay about that scene (and I don't mean that in a derogatory manner, jftr). Maybe it's Jacob's proclamation that he's "hotter" than Edward (pshaw, as if!), or maybe it's the fact that he's half fucking naked.
Or maybe it's the fact that Edward looks like he's trying to express his undying love for Jacob. Or Bella. Or maybe he drank a bad deer and it wasn't sitting well with him. Because Edward did kind of look a little gassy and in pain in that scene.
Please, Jacob, don't leave. It's just... I can't throw her out in the snow. She'll die. She's asleep. As long as we're quiet it will be all right. Trust me, Jacob. You are my life now. Now gargle my icy nuts, wolf boy.
Actually, what's really perplexing is the fact that this James guy is even reading the books in the first place. Regardless, he's clearly a smarter guy than I am because it appears he didn't finish Breaking Dawn. And I'm not a guy.
"I read a part of it. I think I got to the sex scene, but it was so brief, I didn't even know if it was the actual sex scene," he admitted. "It was kind of a letdown after all that buildup."You're preaching to the choir, my man. Preaching to the fan fiction addicted, RPattz lusting choir.
Huh, perhaps someone should introduce Mr. Franco to fanfic. I wonder how he'd like the Red Room of Pain.