Friday, October 1, 2010

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

Yeah, that title pretty much sums it up so far.

So far, this little excursion to the Twilight-y mecca has been absolutely wonderful. And totally fucking insane.

In a nutshell, I've pretty much adopted two mantras - "I can't believe we're doing this" (I chanted this phrase every 3 seconds during the 3+ hour drive from Seattle to Forks) and "HOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS!!", which I've been chanting every 3 seconds since we actually got to Forks.

Because holy-fucking-shitballs, this is insane. And exciting. And so fucking amazing. Everyone we have met so far has been so great and funny and witty. But we already knew that about all of you, anyway.

We're going to have so much to share with all of you who were unable to go but I'm running on about 10 hours of sleep in the last 48 hours, jet lag, and a hangover of epic proportions.

So you get pictures instead.

Some random window display in Seattle that just screamed "red room of pain"


Myg chilling out on the ferry across Puget Sound


Our favorite mascot. Natch.



Lake Crescent



FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKS!!! I could decide whether to cry or shit myself in excitement.



Guess which one is Latchkey Wife? I'll give you hint. It's the whore.


Twitards on the short bus for our Twilight tour.

Some lovable asshole and one our camera guys, Paul

Who the fuck are these dumb twats?!? 20 bucks says that is not water in that bottle.

Three jerks ruining a really nice shot of Bella's car

Rialto beach. This place was so beautiful it actually rendered me speechless. Which is rare.





Thursday night gathering. If I wasn't busy sucking down vodka and hyperventilating in the corner I would have taken more pictures.


Motel Door. Duh. Told you I was hungover. I can't even muster up a witticism for this picture.


Latchkey Wife and VitaminR70 snuggling up. Whores.

I promise we'll be back to regular posting as soon as we get back. We do have two professional photographers who are tailing us so we'll have a gazillion pictures for you.

For everyone who is currently here with us -- see you soon! For the rest of you who couldn't make -- we miss you.

Be safe.

40 comments:

  1. Love the pics! Thanks for all the updates! RL kicked me in the vag & I couldn't be there with you. Take care of my dear friend Amber who is there with you and have fun!

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  2. OMG, JJ. I am literally reaching for the Kleenex to dab the tears of hilarity. You guys crack me up on a normal day, but obviously today is NOT a normal day. Still insanely jealous that I'm not there, but looking forward to blogs and pictures.

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  3. LOVE LOVE LOVE, but LKW needs to share some Mini E with me!

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  4. Thanks for the pics! between this post and all the tweeting, I almost feel like I'm there. Ok, not really, but it helps!

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  5. OMG! Thank God I wasn't drinking anything while looking at this post! Love all the pics, espec. the 'red room of pain' and the Barbie Twitards! Classic. I see Mini Edward really likes LK's beaver! I think you should include a pic of Mini E doing each Barbie Twitard - one new pose in each post you make! I'm sure Mini E wouldn't mind doin' each of the ladies, right?

    Wish I was there with you too. So, I'll just have to throw back a few cocktails with dinner tonight and quietly toast all you Twitarded ladies in FOORRRRRRRKS! Looking forward to more updates. Be safe!

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  6. Yea! Love the update and glad to hear you're all having fun and haven't been arrested... yet. We're standing by with the bail money.

    I love that the 3 Twitards in charge are a redhead, a brunette and a blonde. Way to represent, ladies! Love that photo!

    Speaking of cliff diving... (wait, what?)...

    A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were at the top of a cliff looking down at La Push beach.

    Suddenly a really hot shadowy vampire figure appears and says "I will grant you each one wish if you jump off the side of this cliff" ('cause in this version of the joke vamps grant wishes instead of genies - just work with me, people)

    So the redhead jumps off and shouts "Vampire!" and turns into a vampire, lands in the water and safely swims to shore.

    Then the brunette jumps off the cliff and shouts "Werewolf!" and turns into a werewolf, lands in the water and safely swims to shore.

    Finally the blonde runs towards the edge of the cliff but trips at the last second and shouts "SHIT!"

    *giggle*

    Sorry - couldn't resist.

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  7. OMG! I knew Edward would be there!!!

    Wait, that's a mini Edward and a flat Edward. Oh well. I'm glad you're having fun anyway.

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  8. Make this an annual event! Oh, please oh please oh please!!

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  9. OMFG! I am sooooo jealous! I couldn't get off from work and was unable to go and it's my friggin bday tomorrow! I can't even imagine all of the fun I would of had with all of you guys! I can't wait for the updates and pix! Have an amazing time and keep us posted!!!!

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  10. Full size Edward in the room with Latchkey Wife and VitaminR70 - classic!

    I'm so jealous!

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  11. you know, we need a picture of at least one toilet..it would feel incomplete without it.

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  12. So green with envy! I see all the fun pics and then my aunt (who lives about 4 hours south of Forks) calls to tell me there is a Twilight convention in Seattle with most of the wolf pack there. I am so tempted to abandon my children and hop on the first flight there. Damn kids!

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  13. @franki - U R shameless, but LMFAO!!!!!

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  14. It looks like you guys are having a ton of fun already. Natch. And how is it that you have the most spectacular clear day, one of the like 5 per year, in western Olympic Peninsula??? really. It makes it harder to find the vamps that way! Love the pics!!
    P.S. we haven't completely trashed the site with TK yet. We're just getting rollin though.
    @franki- ROTFLMAO!

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  15. Wow...feeling really left out after looking at the pics! Can't wait to see more though and looking forward to the updates! Someone have a raspberry vodka for me!

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  16. The pics are awesome. LOVE the one of OB genius Myg, and the third one of the driftwood, especially. Nice eye, JJ!

    LMAO @ the whorey Barbie. You go girl!

    I'd say HAVE FUN but I don't think we need to tell you that! :D

    w/v- pecti... as in, I'd like to pecti that sparkly vampire myself.

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  17. I've never seen so many h00rs in one place. Stay safe. Make sure VitaminR70 is minding LKW at all times. You might want to fit LKW with one of those child leashes.

    Glad you're having a blast! Miss you!

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  18. Have fun getting Forked up in Forks tonight. Loving all the pics and Tweets.

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  19. Poor Paul, he looks sooo uncomfortable. His ears are going to be bleeding by the time he leaves FOOORRKKSS!!

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  20. Jsyk, my friends and I just became your Forks! Motel neighbors.

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  21. @Rachael1042 I thought the same. and where is Gus?

    Tweets and pics from FOOOORKS every few or so. sigh. Not like being there at all, but maybe you do love us.....

    And one more time: bailfund! who is holding the money?

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  22. You fucking bitches!! I couldn't be more jealous if I tried! I'm so glad you're posting pics. I can at least live vicariously through you as I snuggle up to my daugter's FSE while wrapping up with his face on her blanket. Good thing the kid is at her dad's. This is a sight that could scar her for life.

    Obv, the vamps are out "hiking" cuz the sun seems to be shining in Foooorks.

    Be safe, drink gallons of adult beverages and take tons of pictures! Can't wait to see them!

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  23. I think we should make this Forks trip an annual occurence...so that those of us that didn't get to go this year can go next year.

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  24. You make this trip look so innocuous so far... don't let them fool you, girls.

    After reading this blog for a year and a half, I didn't think you guys could get any cuter or more awesome... and then I met yall! :)

    Miss you guys who couldn't be here, but Gus the photographer/videographer has been so thorough that you'll feel like you were here, minus the hangovers!

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  25. So sad I'm not able to come and meet you guys! RL is like that! You're so close, yet so far away! Keep having fun while you're here!!

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  26. Where is the LIKE button! I love the photos. Wish I were there in person but definitely in spirit.

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  27. Yay! Thanks for the post and the pictures! You all look great and you're obviously having a great time! I'm going to assume there's been multiple instances of public intoxication but hopefully no arrests.

    Sorry to see it's so sunny though, those damn vamps are off 'camping'. Sigh. It was sunny when I was there a few weeks ago too. I was hoping to grey and drizzly for you so you could kidnap a certain sparkly peen and bring him back with you. Oh well, perhaps Mother Nature will cooperate later in the weekend.

    Cheers twat waffles!!

    w/v: andow. Bring back that impressivley andowed sparkly peen!

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  28. Love love love the pics and posts!

    Fkat

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  29. OMG! Those pictures of LaPush really put it into a whole new perspective. I can visualize Bella and Jacob sitting on the drift wood. Tell me, did you all try to picture the Cullens and wolves running around Forks? I bet a few shots of Vodka could help that along nicely.

    Umm...is there a reason my word verification if arson?

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  30. You guys are so lucky you got sparkly vampire weather. Enjoy!

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  31. Thanks for the update ladies! Looks like you all are having a blast. I am totes jealous! Can't wait for more pics!

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  32. beautiful beach pics! i'd love to see it someday. wish i were there!

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  33. Fucking hell...I just got my travel bug back into his hiding spot after whispering in my ear all afternoon "go to Ireland" (I watched Leap Year earlier and want to go find my irish lover now, lol). Now he's back out screaming in my ear "FUCK IRELAND, go to FOOOORRRRKKKKKSSSS you fucktard!" Definitely think I need to listen to him!!

    So glad you are all having a great time, can't wait to see more pictures!! Have a drink for me.

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  34. Thanks for the update!

    Glad the Barbies got to you in time to make the trip.
    Could not stop laughing at LKW's barbie. You go girl!

    Can't wait see the rest of the pics!
    Cinz

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  35. I cya again Derry

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  36. I completely just stole that picture of my five favorite people in front of the Forks sign for my album.

    EPIC!!!!

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  37. I laugh so hard everytime I read this blog! I love it! You're all back by now, and I'm loving all the posts! but that picture of those Twitarded Barbies? with Mini Edward? Freakin' hysterical!

    Thanks for sharing!

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  38. I cya again Derry

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  39. Thanks for the update!

    Glad the Barbies got to you in time to make the trip.
    Could not stop laughing at LKW's barbie. You go girl!

    Can't wait see the rest of the pics!
    Cinz

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