Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Ain't No Other Man Like Robert Pattinson (& for THAT I'm Thankful)

So I didn't want to post anything on the blog tonight because almost everyone is off at the grocery store fighting over the last box of turkey-flavored Stove-Top stuffing, buying enough booze to make a large family gathering tolerable, getting frisked at the airport, or stuffing shit into closets/bins/the basement it doesn't really matter but for the love of jeebus get this place clean before our guests arrive!!! aaaand stuff like that. People are OCCUPIED. Tied up. and not in a fan-fic-y Red-Room-of-Pain kinda way... Nobody's around [cricket-cricket] just sayin'.

BUT should you pry yourself away from whatever kerfuffle you're in to get a lil' RPatts fix, we didn't want to disappoint. That would be cruel. Thankfully (hey look at me - I'm thankful!!!), a quick search on YouTube turned up this gem of a vid - please to enjoy - this is from Diane771, who I don't think I have stumbled across before but she CLEARLY does good work and hopefully is not twelve years old [*crosses fingers and stuff but I don't have time to fact-check*] - mwah!




P.S. - Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!!! I'm thankful for more outtakes from wherever this little bit of awesomeness below is from... Er, I am the worst blogger in the world this week (season? year?). For reals. But I am also thankful that I have people like Latchkey Wife on Team Twitarded, because despite the fact (or perhaps because of the fact) that she's supposed to be preparing for a huge family Thanksgiving dinner at her place is still finding the time to scour the interwebs for the good stuff and subsequently sending me hawt pics like this... No idea where she found it, so sorry for not crediting the appropriate peeps.

Need help with all that...stuffing, LKW??? I am a good...stuffer.
[I love that you can practically see the eyebrow wiggle here.]

30 comments:

  1. International twitards represent!
    Happy Thanksgiving to all you Yanks.
    DANA

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  2. Yum! Thanks STY! Love that pic too. You never disappoint woman.

    Just put two loaves of pumpkin bread into the oven. I'm bringing one to the in-laws tomorrow, the second one is for the neighbor get-together on Saturday. So, I lucked out this year and don't have to do the entertaining or cleaning. Yeah, I'm doin' a happy dance. Unfortunately, my in-laws don't have any booze around their home. Sucks. Pff! Good news, neighbors built a bar in their home and it's fully stocked. They always make sure they have what I like on hand (they ask!). Yep, best neighbors EVERRRRR! :)

    Happy Thankgiving Twitarded!

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  3. Happy Thanksgiving LAAAADIES!! I love all of you h00rs more than I can say. I am so thankful for each and every one of you!


    ....and of course I'm thankful for The Precious and Ms. SM for all the wonderful-ness she created.

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  4. For what ever reason I am procrastinating like a bitch tonight. I can't seem to make myself do anything! I really appreciate the effort to make my procrastination more enjoyable! Love you h00rs!

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  5. still looking for my vampNovember 24, 2010 at 9:58 PM

    Holy shit! That is a shamwow picture if I ever saw one.

    I am thankful for Twitarded to always making me laugh so hard I think I may pee myself. Or I may actually pee myself or I may not. You ladies have uplifted many of my days.

    I wish all of you a wonderful Thanksgiving with few family fights, and a nice nap after all the chaos has left the building.

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  6. Happy TG STY, JJ, LKW, & TK!!!

    I'm home tonight, but heading to my parents tomorrow mid day. We don't eat till dinner time...around 7:30pm. We basically drink all day and I think ES & I have plans to snuggle and watch a movie at some point...hmm..Twilight, NM?

    Anyhoo, I'm thankful for a lot of things, and Rob is certainly one of them!

    Amen for Mr. Pattinson!

    xo J

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  7. I love you all more than you can imagine and hope that you have a wonderful Thanksgiving!!! XOXOXOX

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  8. Fuck that was a hot vid....all sexy pics (when isn't there..)!!! I'm thankful for you posting that one!!! Happy Thanksgiving everyone :)

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  9. Awesome picture with the eyebrow waggle :) I haven't see that picture.

    I made gluten free banana maple pecan muffins for Thanksgiving - YUMMY!!!

    I am thankful for Twitarded, Twitardia and Twilight. My life wouldn't be the same at all without any of you.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

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  10. Happy Thanksgiving to you Twitarded h00rs! You crazy bitches are definitely on my "things I am thankful for" list. Along with the precious of course! As for that pic...it went promptly into my spank bank for future reference. Thanks for posting STY!

    xoxo

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  11. Here I was feeling all irritated about the holiday season in general and Thanksgiving in particular, because it just marks the beginning of the countdown to Christmas, which I am woefully unprepared for....and then this blog post and that AWEsome video snapped me out of it....thank You, Sweet Baby Jesus, for the gift of RPattz!! Feeling much better now, might even be able to tackle that damn turkey tomorrow with somewhat of a smile. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I'm thankful I stumbled upon this blog a few days ago. Looking forward to spending way too much time here! :)

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  12. One more thing....I'm semi computer-literate, but have never figured out how to do a few things, creating avatars being one of them. I MUST have that black and white of the Pretty in this post as my avi but have not the first idea how to go about it. Anybody care to help? Thanks much :)

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  13. You definitely hit the nail on the head. Although I finished shopping a couple of days ago, I decided to brave Target to get a new serving plate. There was only Chicken Stove Top left (yuck) as I drove out of the parking lot and past the BevMo store I noticed the lot was packed and people were fighting for a parking space. Mmmm I can't wait to be stuffed and marinated.

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  14. @ sharilee - I get to this blog via blogger.com "dashboard". It lists all of the blogs I follow. I clicked on edit photo & browsed for the pic wherever I had it saved on my hard drive.

    That vid was awesome. Thanks STY!
    Hope everyone here has a wonderful Thanksgiving!

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  15. I am truly thankful for all the twitards here and to our humble rulers of Twitardia. I know I haven't been commenting much but I've not been absent, real life is just hell right now.. my husband left me and our four kids this week to shack up with an ignorant whore. If it weren't for the laughs I get here and the fuckhawt pics of my next husband (hey a gal's got to have hope) I probably wouldn't make it through my days right now. so Thank You.

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  16. @ Dana - Yeah i'm here to represent non-US twitards too, want to wish the appropriate parties Happy Thanksgiving from sad lil' ol' New Zealand (we lost 29 men in a coal mine explosion yesterday):-(

    So glad you posted STY - gotta keep the spirits up and feed the addiction, I can't get the video here at work but will feast my eyes before I go to bed in the morning (i'm on a night duty) what a way to 'get off' to sleep, spank bank indeed!

    Would like to send love and light to @porphyrias_curse, that is an extremely ass sucking situation you are in, god only knows reading the Twilight series got me through a really crap time, so glad coming here lightened your load temporarily, jesus wept, 4 kids, real life sux nuts sometimes. (sux nuts is an adjective, right JJ?)

    xoxo
    can't sign in properly - work sux nuts too!!!

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  17. Sending as anonymous because this site doesn't know that I am in fact typing in the correct password! #%*$. Likeitlemony

    I'm thankful for this blog that always makes me smile & laugh (sometimes til it hurts) and for the awesome women that this twilight obsession has introduced me to.

    I loved that video. I didn't realize the sound was all the way up on my phone and it nearly knocked the phone out of my hands. I was trying desperately to quiet it lest I awaken the family with my early morning rob pr0n. The photos are breathtaking. I love how the singer rhymes class with badass. LOL.
    Good gawd women, don't use stovetop. Great stuffing is super easy to make.
    melt 1 stick butter or margarine in pan. Add some diced onion & celery & cook til soft. In a huge ass bowl mix in diced apple, walnuts, 1 tbsp Italian seasoning and about 7 cups of torn stale bread. Mix wheat & white if you have it. Yummy.

    Even during hard times, we still have much to be thankful for.

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  18. Happy Thanksgiving to all you Twat Waffles! I am incredibly thankful for this place and all of you. Oh and I am super thankful that Clare and Dick got busy without protection a quarter of a century ago. Thanks Dick and Clare.

    @Porphyrias_Curse Oh honey that is awful. I wish you strength. Not to make light of your situation but I strongly suggest the purchase of Creative Cursing as some minor therapy...it helped a friend of mine in a similar situation. Take care of yourself darling. We are a snarky big-hearted bunch here so stop in when you need some love...and of course a laugh. XO

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  19. thanks guys, I truly appreciate the words of encouragement. I have wanted to get Creative Cursing for a while now..I need more words to call that cock juggling cum sponge...

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  20. @Porphyrias_Curse you and your kiddos are in my thoughts. no one should go through that.
    Thank you Twitarded for all the laughs you have given me since I found you a year ago. I love you gals more than you know and are even in family discussions ;)
    love to all

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  21. I'm not American or from America but I'm thankful of finding out that I'm not the only mature woman (age refused to be disclosed) that fell (hard) for Rob's adorkable charms.

    Happy Thanksgiving to all Twitarts!!!

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  22. I'm here, so thanks for posting. I'm sooo thankful for JJ (ironic, my phone autocorrected that to NJ, ha!) and STY for bringing us all together, and for everyone who contributes their wit and their heart here. Lots of love for yall.

    @PC... that's beyond awful. I am so sorry. Sending you hugs and positive thoughts. xoxoxo

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  23. *fanning self* Jeez, h00rs.....DAYUM!! That video was hotter than my hot flashes!

    I'm very, very thankful to you ladies and the UK for producing such a fine ass specimen of MAN! *licks lips*

    Thank you for this delectable little video............it was nice to have dessert before my Thanksgiving meal!

    ~Paula

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  24. @PC - I'm sending positive vibes your way. I'm a big believer in Karma - what goes around comes around... ;)

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  25. I, too, am truly thankful for my Twitarded friends - my RL friends just don't get me! This has been a tough year for me and this site has gotten me through it and now I am looking forward to the rest of the holidays only because I know I can count on all the twatwaffles here to be the funny, brilliant, warm-hearted vixens they are.

    Dear.God.In.Heaven. @P_C, it never ceases to amaze me how some men, not all, can be so stupid and cruel. Right now it may be hard to accept, but you are better off without this dickwad. Breaks my heart that he would do this to your kids. You know that you have all of our heartfelt love and best wishes, we'll do our best to get you past this.

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  26. Happy Thanks Giving to all the USA Twitards, from a South African Twitard :)

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  27. still looking for my vampApril 29, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    Holy shit! That is a shamwow picture if I ever saw one.

    I am thankful for Twitarded to always making me laugh so hard I think I may pee myself. Or I may actually pee myself or I may not. You ladies have uplifted many of my days.

    I wish all of you a wonderful Thanksgiving with few family fights, and a nice nap after all the chaos has left the building.

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  28. Happy Thanksgiving LAAAADIES!! I love all of you h00rs more than I can say. I am so thankful for each and every one of you!


    ....and of course I'm thankful for The Precious and Ms. SM for all the wonderful-ness she created.

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  29. For what ever reason I am procrastinating like a bitch tonight. I can't seem to make myself do anything! I really appreciate the effort to make my procrastination more enjoyable! Love you h00rs!

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