Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Late To The Party As Usual With Some RPattz Hotness!

As usual, I'm a day [or three?] late and a dollar short. And I have a LOT of asses to kick for this. I'm not exactly sure when these outtakes surfaced, but it was either while I was dealing with family shit for my brother's wedding (ass #1 to kick) ooooooor when my husband was holding me hostage in the north Maine woods for our moose hunt (ass #2 to kick). Don't they know? With the recent drought we've been in, shit like this is fucking gold. It's like oxygen on Mars... like water in the desert... like... well, you get the idea!

So imagine my surprise when the other night, I'm perusing some Tumblr accounts on my iPad - mostly my new favorite - Robrator's Ramblings, and I see this photo.


I'm all like "holy shit, where the fuckity fuck did this treasure come from?" And Mr. Latchkey's like "huh?" Nevermind... So I think I've stumbled onto some major bling here and I immediately email it to my crew... the usual suspects... JJ, STY, TK, Myg and VitR. I get responses like "oh ya, you didn't see those? Where have you been? She must have been away." [Note from STY: nobody but you in this little Twitardy circle says "ya."] Okay assholes... and here are asses #3, #4, #5, #6 and #7 I need to kick.

WHY DID SOMEONE NOT SHARE THESE WITH ME?? I WAS STUCK IN THE WOODS PEOPLE! I NEEEEEEEEEEDED THIS FOR SURVIVAL! {{shakes fist angrily above head}}

I had to take it upon myself to search out these photos and found the lot at RobertPattinsoUK by way of PattinsonLife I believe... so I just had to borrow them. And add them to my spank bank for sure. I'm wondering as I'm fucking off at work, typing this blog post, if it would be obvious to my coworkers what I was doing in my office if my door was closed?? Meh, I'll guess I can save them for later.

And you all know how I love a witty caption for a photo, right? Well mark this day... I'm rendered wittycaptionless by the hotness of these pics. Especially those of him smoking. Like seriously, they make my head swim and I start to see spots and the room gets all blurry and sound gets muffled. So just enjoy... enjoy the extreme beautifulness of the Preh-tay and you can thank me later. Or you can tell me you've already seen them, but thanks anyway.











Unf... the end.

37 comments:

  1. First! @LKW Better late than never! The one with the coffee cup gets me every time. GAH. Now. Dead.

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  2. The last one picture, in the tie...yeah I need that one on the ceiling of my bedroom! Wow!!

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  3. I'm kind of proud that I'm the 5th ass getting kicked. I'm usually first. I think that shows a lot of growth on my part.

    Those pictures are insane. The one on the bench makes me lose my panties. Yum.

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  4. My favorite- grey sweater, brown pants, and hands in the 'welcome to the runway' position. Ooh, the excitement.

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  5. You poor baby! That's horrible! Next time some Rob-gold surfaces, I'll link ya on twitter or something. ;)

    Seriously though, these things are definitely sham wow-worthy. I particularly love the one where he has the goofy look in his face because I freakin love goofy/dorky Rob.

    We are so glad to have you back!

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  6. Short-haired Rob-meh. And those cigarettes only make me think about the stinky smokers at the bus stop. Smoking is not sexy. What's the old saying - kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. Would you really want an ashtray rubbed all over your lady parts?

    Woh-someone is a little cranky tonight. Better go find me some soothing FF to read....

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  7. OME! I have not seen these! Thank you so much for sharing! Sorry, LKW, I'm kidding. I've already seen and drooled all over them but I was trying to make you fell better. BTW, have you seen the new outakes from the Rolling Stone shoot? Head over to Spunk-ransom.com and take a looksy! I swear if that boy gets any hotter, I am going to internally combust!

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  8. I have gotta love that first picture of Rob looking down in his cool sunglasses. Anyone else getting that "CSI: Miami/David Caruso" vibe as well?

    Rob: It appears that this woman died from spontaneous panty combustion. YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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  9. I love you LKW!! That is all! Oh that and Rob is soooooooooooofaking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. I’m lucky I face a corner or everyone in my office would be wondering what I’m grinning about
    Oh to be that papercup
    Surely the end of this drought has to be near

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  11. #7 on the asskicking...that practically means I am off the hook. I don't know how or why I failed you my dear LKW but I blame it on post POTUS brain and Halloween and the fact that my memory is like a sieve. I will never assume again....pinky swear.

    Oh and you wrote MUFFled...teehee.

    PS--Roll over here...my side of our padded cell is getting cold. Oh and bring those photos with you.
    ;-)

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  12. I WONDERED why I hadn't seen any new shoots. Obviously didn't look hard enough. GAAHH! The 3 piece suit just may replace my current wallpaper where he looks like 50....that's a toss up.

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  13. Thud....pant....haven't seen these either...breathe!
    I agree new wallpaper potential & can't wait for Breaking Dawns.

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  14. Ok. Let me get this straight. Not only did you have to go moose hunting, but it caused you to miss new RPattz outtakes? Sounds like grounds for divorce.

    @kintail - the logical part of my mind knows that in reality smoking is not sexy, BUT somehow he looks so fucking hot doing it. And if I'm being honest, I would totes let RPattz rub an ashtray all over my lady bits. And then I'd probably ask for more.

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  15. the latest pics are just UNF.....and need I say anything about the fuckhawtness of BD Rob?

    How long till Bel Ami again?!?

    *sigh* Thx for the shoutout too ;)

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  16. *thud*

    Oh. My. Vag. I had NOT seen these photos before. I cannot sit still in my seat. The fifth one, that look, that stare, I can't look away. Oh to be that paper cup in his hands. Stupid lucky paper cup.

    Good thing I wore underwear today.

    I thank you LKW.

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  17. I just accidentally discovered I can control my iPhone with my tongue. That's how hot that last pic is.

    If it makes you feel better LKW, I only saw these just now, so thanks! Mwah!

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  18. Have you girls seen these? Unbelievable! http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/11/09/twilight-fans-superhot-rob-pattinson-pics-robert-twilight-kristen-stewart-rolling-stone-sexy-photos-vampire/

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  19. "Rob: It appears that this woman died from spontaneous panty combustion. YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

    LMAO! Ha, ha!

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  20. I'm not a fan of the short hair, but these pictures are just so hot. I love them!!! Better late, then never!

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  21. The one of him in the chair with the green pants, legs crosses... is it just me or does it look like he could have a meaty thigh?

    And @kintail... I know smoking is baaaad. Hell, I work for an ad agency who's biggest client is a state anti-tobacco initiative, there's just something wicked sexy about him smoking. I feel the same way about Johnny Depp. Nobody but those two get a free smoking pass from me!

    Oh and I totally want to roll in the grass with him. Just sayin...

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  22. Gah. I saw these when they came out, but that sure as fuck doesn't mean I don't want to look at them again! And again...and again...Sorry we missed the boat on hooking up up with the pics...Maybe we thought you didn't have interweb service out in BFE?

    Doesn't matter. You have him now. In all of his jesuscarrotfuckingchrist hotness.

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  23. These pics (and the on-set action) could not have come at a better momment! I needed a boost in my RPatts-y mojo, and this really did the trick for me (and then some).

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  24. That first picture makes me want to dry hump the shit out of my computer. Pretty sure that's frowned upon in the workplace.

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  25. @LKW...believe it or not, you are NOT the last person on earth to see all of these. I mean, I'd seen a couple of them ("Coffee cup" and "I'm posing like a tough guy even though I am so not one") but B&W smoking in the grass...*thud* Usually the smoking stuff just squicks me out...but that one... Mmmm Mmmm Good. And that first one, oh yeah. {{{pant,pant}}} That hits the spot.

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  26. @Heather - LMAO! That's my fave too - for the same reason. I'm decreasing altitude and preparing for landing.

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  28. Thanks LKW!!

    I had not seen these pics! You have made my night. Best pics are def the one sitting down in what appears to be a cell at a very hip prison and the one with the suit. That last one just makes me imagine what Edward Cullen would have looked like in the 50s. I would totally play 50s housewife with that. YUUUUUUUMMM!!

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  29. I have seen these either! Thank you thank you! Ugh....he.is.killing.me. Smoking is dirty.....but he could be shoveling poo and it would be hot...dirty....dirty...naughty..smoker..maybe he needs a soapy shower...and some hot coffee in a cup H Crap!

    V/W emizesse...I just emizesse my panties after looking at him

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  30. They could do paper towel absorbency testing on the puddles beneath my feet created by these photos.
    That first one....UNF!Gah!Poof!

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  31. I know its already been said, but the suit n tie one is so 50--but what I'm really hoping for is that some of these (jhc holly mother humper fuckhawt) pics spurn some epic fanfic

    Im not lookin at anyone in particular...

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  32. I didn't see the hotness so thank you very much for adding to my collection of hot pictures!

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  33. Darlin, I've been MIA from my computer for over a week so THANK YOU for sharing. The only info I've gotten from my twifriends on twimom's is "there are new pics." really? WHERE? Ack! Is it REALLY so hard to post the freaking pics or at least include a link? Sigh...it's frustrating to be e-friends with folks who don't know how to copy and paste a link despite the inordinate amount of time they spend online searching out pics/info on the precious and Twi in general. So thank you for being late to the show, otherwise, i'd be even later to it and not know wtf is going on.

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  34. UNF is right! I like you, hadn't found these gems. I swear, the one in the aviator shades makes my scalp tingle. Among other parts... Thanks for sharing!

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  35. I love you LKW!! That is all! Oh that and Rob is soooooooooooofaking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  36. OME! I have not seen these! Thank you so much for sharing! Sorry, LKW, I'm kidding. I've already seen and drooled all over them but I was trying to make you fell better. BTW, have you seen the new outakes from the Rolling Stone shoot? Head over to Spunk-ransom.com and take a looksy! I swear if that boy gets any hotter, I am going to internally combust!

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