Friday, November 12, 2010

Robert Pattinson YUM! Breaking Dawn & Isle Esme Honeymoon Filming HUMINA-HUMINA!!! er...WHITE PEDDLE-PUSHERS?! What the...?! [Spoilers, natch.]

OK people, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. Trust me.

I have actually been genuinely excited about the things we've seen this week from the set of Breaking Dawn! Yeah, I'm totally whoring it up (more on that some other time--FOCUS STY!) and have spent more time than I am willing to admit swooning over Kristen Stewart's dress in that crowd scene. And her ass in that dress in that crowd scene. I mean, I am pretty loyal to my team outside of some mostly-innocent drunken girly smooches here and there, but...daaaaamn - she looks fiiiine in that dress. Just sayin'... I wasn't even all that hopped up over seeing Robert Pattinson stuck into yet another boring button-down shirt. Fine - whatever - I get it: the wardrobe people and probably Stephenie Meyer have total hard-ons for the button-down shirt look. I can deal with it. Dressing guys is hard. It shouldn't be THAT hard if it's your job and you are a highly-compensated stylist, but I digress...

Because tonight, people, they went to far. Crimes against a hot man were committed, and I am not going to be quiet about it despite the fact that people were so excited to see new pics of The Precious that we were willing to overlook the gawd-awful outfit he was sporting.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING?! SHOUUUTYYYY CAAAAPSSS!!!

I don't get it. Fine - finding cool, sexy-vampire-worthy tropical island outfits might have been a little bit of a challenge. I'll grant that. Shit, the pic from earlier this week showing RPatts in his own shorts-and-a-buttond0wn get-up had me a tad miffed, too. But what is UP with the white-on-white wife-beater-and-peddle-pusher-capri get-up that he is wearing here?! JMFHF - he looks embarrassed, and the dudes he is walking past look embarrassed FOR him. It's sad. For everyone. Mostly us.

RPatts: Shit...don't look...don't say anything...fml please just let me be invisible...
Other On-Set Dudes: Wait - are we on the set of the right movie? I thought this was supposed to be the sexy honeymoon part...???
RPatts: I wish a cobra would jump out of that ginormous basket that is CLEARLY filled with King Cobras and put me out of my fucking misery... My beach outfits were more masculine in Little Ashes, for fuck's sake.
What is UP with this wardrobe equivalent of saltpeter shit??? Who in their right mind would put him in a white wife-beater AND tapered white...what the fuck are those, tailored jorts?! GAH! Did someone borrow that from a Jersey Shore reject??? Plus the tank is TUCKED IN to his ridiculous capris! He looks like an extra in a Carnival Cruise Lines commercial - "dude who is trying to wear beachwear but can't let go of his button-down" - ugh! I would have rather seen him strutting across the damn beach in a grass hula skirt. Or naked. But I guess that goes without saying...

Have at it in the comments, people! And feel free to tell me if you thing that's just the most perfect outfit EVER. But for my two cents, that outfit is an abomination and I hope someone votes the wardrobe person (and anyone else who had a say here *cough*Stephenie Meyer*cough) off the freaking island STAT.

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  1. still looking for my vampNovember 12, 2010 at 11:09 PM

    Saw this earlier today, and almost lost all faith in BD, but holding hope because of the rest of the pics/videos.

    This is one of cinemas greatest WTF moments. EVER.

    I almost wish the snake in the basket would put him out of his misery as well.

    I hate Edward's wardrobe people. Morons. Every last one of them.

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  2. I just have to keep thinking:

    Focus on the face..focus on the face...focus on the face...etc.

    Focus. On. The. Face.

    It's not as easy as it seems.

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  3. Dude, at least we are still getting pics.

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  4. I really don't care what either of them are wearing as long as they TAKE IT OFF

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  5. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! OMG, WTF is up with the white skinny jorts?!? Who the fuck picked that out? I had no idea the blind worked in fashion. Really, how hard is it to dress a hit guy for the beach...a pair of board shorts, they can even be white, and fuckin done!!!! This isn't rocket science people...get it together! Whats next, are they gonna put him in footie pajamas for the scenes where they're in bed together?!? I say we put a hit out on the wardrobe people and send Summit a Quicksilver catalog...who's with me?

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  6. It's like they have to have some kind of major wardrobe fail for each movie. Part of the contract, SM? Hmmm?

    Edward's outfit ('cause it sure isn't Rob's!) is horrible with a capital ick.

    HOWEVER, if this is the worst of it I think I can deal. I'm still gonna try really hard to forget I ever saw this. I've got a whole year so here's hopin'!

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  7. IKR!!! and I'm sorry.. but where is the RPatz HAIR we have all come to love and fondly want to run our fingers through? Yes the White capris were a Edwardrobe malfucktion..JS Not happy with THAT look...But, I still Love everything about him...*sighs*

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  8. @nocaltwitard - footie pajamas - ha! that and a snuggie... don't give them any ideas, ok??? : )

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  9. @norcaltwitard - 'footie pajamas' LMAO!

    Actually I think my twisted brain would kinda dig seeing Rob in footie pajamas, the kind with the butt flap that unbuttons. Oh man, will I have some sweet weird dreams tonight!

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  10. I guess K-Mart's getting the marketing tie-in this time around. I mean, really. Alice wouldn't let him wear that shit! She would have had a vision of this and burned the jorts in all their white denim glory.

    Hopefully, Alice wouldn't have let him take the chess board on the honeymoon, either, though. I mean, Bella's dumb. We don't need a strategy-based game to prove that.

    So far... worst honeymoon ever.

    My word verification is MATED. As in "the only way we'll know they MATED in this movie is the gruesome devil spawn we'll see Edward chew out of Bella's insides at the end of movie one." FML.

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  11. SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!


    I have no words.

    Just a giant FAIL.

    :(

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  12. Call me crazy, but I love it. It reminds me of something Edward would wear back in his original era to a classy beach picnic with his new wife. The long shorts are sophisticated and the tucked in tank makes him look refined.

    I don't know what you people are thinking when you say his outfit is hideous. Clearly you're delusional.

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  13. I agree on the shorts, however....that wife beater was actually doing something for me...possibly because I've been drinking...as usual.
    But honestly, why is this man even IN a shirt? really? it's the effing honeymoon!

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  14. Ok, so I must concur with Cat....I mean, PUHLEEEAZE, they are: A. On their honeymoon, and B. At the BEACH, for Christ's sake! The man is monumentally overdressed! And don't try to tell me he doesn't want anyone to see him sparkling, they're the only freaking people THERE!!! I swear, if he would lose the shirts and someone (Oooh! Pick me!) would take some scissors to the shorts, maybe then I could live with it. But, hey...this IS Rob we're talking about here...the man could make a brown paper bag look hot. Nom, nom, nom!

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  15. Aw, no need to get antsy over possible BD FAILS...obviously he just accidentally got into Kristen's wardrobe and didn't realize it till it was too late. They're so used to sharing clothes and what not. No way they would ever purposefully put him in mom pants.... These pics were probably taken while he was on his way back to get into the right clothes. (IF I keep telling myself that it'll be ok )

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  16. Amen, amen, amen and I'm not even going to go into a discussion about his hair. Which is just fucking terrible. And the dude is still the hottest thing on the planet. He's that beautiful. *cries*

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  17. Aw man, my 2nd comment didn't post.

    I hope everyone catches on to my total sarcasm in my last comment.

    Still, despite his dumbass outfit, I wouldn't kick him outta bed. I'd just kick him out of those clothes. HEEEEEEY.

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  18. I'm honestly more pissed about the hair than the soccer mom pants. And, WTF? It's totally after Labor Day. Bless your heart and get with the times, costume designers!!!

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  19. After reading all of your comments, I can barely type thru the tears of laughter. I just about pissed my pants laughing. Thank the gods for Rob's hotness which was sufficient to distract me from the hideous outfit. I know Edward is kinda stuck in 1918 but c'mon wardrobe people, a little updating would be nice.

    @Cat - your drinking comment had me ROTFLMAO! I can relate!

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  20. I think a little piece of me just died...

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  21. every time i come on here....no matter how shiteful my day is....your comments make me LOL.

    I dunno im kinda liking the wifebater ;)

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  22. Is there something wrong with me cos I think he looks fkn hot in that getup?! I'd prefer him naked, but right now he'll do just fine dressed like that!

    My opinion may change if a closeup becomes available...

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  23. Hey remember those karate pants Rob picked out? ..Well this is WAY fucking worse.. WAY worse! This wardrobe debacle has SM written all over it. It'd be hard for any dude NOT to look like a complete asshole in those peddle-pushers, but Rpatts still looks totes fuckable. Well duhhh.

    @Cat: I kinda was digging the wife beater too a lil' bit... but I have a couple of drinks in me so not sure I'm a fair judge either. Guess we'll see in the morning! looll

    Oh & I hear they're going to have B&E playing chess (obvs a nod to the book cover) ..Yeh, that seems like something horny Bella would want to do on her friggin' honeymoon.. play chess.

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  24. LOW-SLUNG BOARDSHORTS... Need I say more Scummit wardrobe department? Anyone else notice the size of his feet? I know we've had this debate before but that clinches the deal.

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  25. OK, this is only my second comment on this board, but THANK YOU for noticing how awful he looks. Everyone on the Robsessed board thinks he looks hot, & all I can see is the wrong color hair & a reprise of his Little Ashes look. Not sexy at all. I thought the clothes in NM were awful, & I was really happy to hear they got rid of the other wardrobe head for this movie, but it looks like it's the same shit, different day.

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  26. LOL! From pleated pants to peddle pushers?

    Well this kind of kills my hopes for a sparkly bare-chested slo-mo sex strut on the beach.

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  27. Are a pair of Speedos too much to ask for? Why is he covering up - he's not gonna burn.

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  28. Those are the pants described on the wedding night. Serious. However, it was night time.

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  29. I have no complaints about the white on white or the style, or anything. He looks, and is, gorgeous and edible. I don't understand why they keep changing his look, though. Now he has black hair?

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  30. I think there has been a simple mix up. Bella would look superfuckhawt in this outfit, sans bra, of course. Maybe this is how she gets her hands on acceptable clothing that is not French frilly lace lingerie. They can laugh about the mix up and she can get him in those low-slung board shorts that Alice clearly packed for him.
    Yes, they hang just perfectly below the hip-V and that stunning ass crack trail, just like we were treated to in Motepuliciano. *drools and wipes chin*

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  31. When are we going to address the elephant in the room?
    That hair is a major FAIL, and someone needs to be fired. We've weathered some awful bad hair in each film, but Edward's hair is sacrosanct, people.
    When did it turn black for crissakes?!

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  32. @SpunkyBookworm - ok i have looked through those pages three times and i can't for the life of me find any specific references to anything other than the "blue going-away ensemble" that Bella was supposed to be wearing (and frankly i don't care if they stick with the book outfits - most were...iffy - i just want to know!) - where did you find that reference???

    and in general? with all the outfits that people say look like something edward would have worn because they were old-fashioned looking??? i never got from the books that he wore old-fashioned-looking clothes - he was always describes as looked more fashionable and perfect dressed (as SM imagines "perfectly dressed" anyway - lookin' at YOU, sleeveless button-down lol).

    p.s. yes i agree - RPatts looks good in everything. he could be strutting across that beach wearing lady gaga's meat-kini and still look hawt. but that doesn't mean it would be ok, ykwim??? : )

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  33. Wait a sec....Twilight takes place in the 80's????I get it now. By the end BD I, he will be sporting a mullet.

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  34. WTF...... is this an Abercrombie ad, or better yet maybe their doing a sequel to Little Ashes. Never was a fan of wife beater shirts. But I love lookin at the precious legs...hmmmmm yummy yummy.

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  35. Ah! So many emotions!

    We are all accustomed to cool sexy Edward from FFN, but I remember the REAL Edward was quite conservative. Still, if any other guy was wearing that outfit, we wouldn't look twice. In fact, we might even run away! But who can focus on clothes when there is such a pretty face on that body!

    Who thinks that The Saga films will go down in history as the worst wardrobe disasters ever? Right now it's a toss-up between worst clothing and worst wigs!

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  36. I'm thinking he borrowed those jorts from Jacob...

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  37. The continuity people are not earning their money. How hard can it be to keep his hair the same? I hated the 4th book and have absolutely no expectations of this movie delivering better. At least we know the scenery will be awesome. I'll just pretend I'm watching a travelogue. Off topic (sort of), I had no trouble finding a copy of the scripts for the last three movies, but can't find this one. Can anyone help me out?

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  38. I would like to immediately gouge my eyes out, but then the last image that would be seared onto my brain would be those horrible manpris!!!

    Verification word: The stylist is going to be "sorior" that she dressed him in those pants!

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  39. He's wearing clothes? I was distracted, trying to measure his feet; did n't you girls ever hear there's a theory of correlation between size of hands, feet and other appendages. :p

    Anyhow. If we are trying to stick to the book, which is why StephMeyer is on location, we had better get a nude scene like she wrote. In fact, Summit should abandon costumes entirely and spend that budget on hair/wigs.

    Anybody else loving the feathers in Hillywood Show's Eclipse parody? Might be the best we will ever get.

    I'm still going to pay up on opening night, Summit can't keep me away from Rob no matter how many fashion fails they give him or rings and wrist cuffs they take away.

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  40. EEEEEEFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

    Jesus Carrot Stick Fucking Christ, I fucking HATE Man-pris. There is NOTHING sexy about these WHITE man-pris (WHO the fuck where's white man-pris except when on the I'm Coming Out Carnival Cruise???). Nothing.

    Ok, unless he's just wearing them then planning on ripping them off, shredding them to threads with his vampy teeth, and throwing the remnants into the fire before he grabs Bella's ass and flips her over for some standing 69...


    ...Breaking Dawn Wardrobe Fail...It might eclipse (harhar) the wigs. FML.

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  41. @therugbymom....yep I agree this will go down as the worst wardrobe fail for twi saga. I didn't even know they made peddle pushers for men lol....scummit you've made a cahzillions of dollars on this saga you'd think you would hire some decent wardrobe people....comon get with the program this is not rocket science here!

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  42. @Linsay Rae: Bwhahahhahah "Carnival Cruise" getup.. So fucking true.
    Um sadly, tho, I don't think we're gonna get any E/B 69'n ..think cannon E's pretty much a straight up missionary man. Thank fuck for ff.

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  43. Honestly, the first thing I zeroed in on was his frightening GIGANTIC clubfoot in the first picture. The longer I stared at it, the more alien-esque it became. In general,I find feet to be fucking hideous but... {{shiver}}

    I'm okay with wife beater. I'll just squint and pretend that he has on jeans and Doc Martens to go with it. Because those shorts are a fucking shitshow.

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  44. Melissa TwilightloverNovember 13, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    Finally people who agree with me!!! Man capris are so not what E would have witn. Maybe beige linen loose fitting lounge pants (b/c we know how SM loves beige). Lol at the Alice would have seen visions and destroyed them. I just cried a little at how Scummit continues to ugly up our Beloved Edward. So far Twilight E is a winner in my eyes. The hair is so wrong. I'm just getting more depressed by the day over BD. If they can't easy things like hair and clothes right how are they ever, ever going to get The spawn, Renesme, right?!? They won't and my RL friends will nail me for it. Scummit, you have failed us royally. SM, I had faith that you would rescue your saga for us, but it seems worse. Going off to cry.

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  45. @anonymous @Lindsay Rae PMSL!!

    When I saw this pic via Twitter I thought it was Rob's body double with a bad hairdo. I zoomed in horrified! WTF?? I know he's being paid the big bucks but Rob put your size 12 foot down and don't let Scummit dress you like a total pussy! I thought he was carrying the basket which looked even more gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

    This shit surprises no one based on past wardrobe faux pas. At least it gives good fodder for the blog.

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  46. i kinda like his outfit. . . what else would he wear on a hot tropical island? gym shorts?

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  47. Don't really have a problem with the outfit...yeah no not at all. He looks fucking hot natch!!!!!!

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  48. So, I'm not likin the man-pris (which is a hilarious name BTW) but it could be a whole helluva lot worse. **images of tiedie bike shorts and douchebag net shirt**
    It could be a helluva lot better too!! This guy is sex on legs people! Get it right!!
    Could they not have just gotten white low-rise board shorts? After NM and E, I don't know if the stylists are trying too hard or not enough. E is not still in 1918! He is fashionable, sexy, modern man with the upbringing morals of early 20th. figure it out.

    I am holding out hope for BD. But for the love of all things holy, don't use SM as style consult please!!

    BTW, Kevin Federline was ripped for wearing a similar getup...ACK!
    http://www.details.com/celebrities-entertainment/men-of-the-moment/201005/celeb-beach-bodies#slide=10

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  49. P.S. I'm ok with everything above the waist as long as it all comes off at some point. *wink*

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  50. I could handle the manpris and the button down IF he did not have on the wife beater. and I also agree that they need to slap some bronze highlights into his WAY too dark hair BUT he is beautiful...

    Did anyone notice that standing in front of those 2 dudes he looks like a midget or like he is photo shoped into the pic? It just does not look right to me lol

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  51. There are new pictures and he is in his UNDERWEAR....It made me forget the manpri's...O-M-G...He looks like he is trying to take them O-F-F...THUD

    Veriword restri....I must go to the restri and change my panties

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  52. Ok...Let's just think one thing through. They're on a private island. He's a vampire. It's not like he sweats or shivers with temperature changes. It could be 126 degrees outside and he still wouldn't break a sweat (because he can't). I think I like the idea of some loose linen pants...If he has to wear something...

    WHY OH WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO US?!?!

    Maybe they're doing all this filming now just to goad the freaky spoiler h00r fans, but they're planning a reshoot already once everything is wrapped. Maybe. I hope. With a new costume director.



    VW: examp

    Man-pris are a terrible examp of men's fashion. Unless it's a fashion "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE"

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  53. Tropical wardrobe for men is easy -No shirt and a pair of board shorts that ride low on the hips! Hell. Even I can figure that one out!

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  54. Tropical wardrobe for men is easy -No shirt and a pair of board shorts that ride low on the hips! Hell. Even I can figure that one out!

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  55. Maybe these are the "green screen" equivalent of clothes-- they're going to blow the CGI budget on making them look cool in post-production. Maybe?

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  56. This is such a total fail....I am damn near speechless....and that does not happen to me...EVER!

    I agree with an earlier comment that low-slung board shorts and no shirt would be the most sexy here.

    His hair is way too short and way too dark. Are they going to add in his auburn highlights with special effects. What the fuck is going on here? Why is there no fucking consistency with his look? He is a vampire....he doesn't change!

    Why didn't they hire me to consult? I would work for nothing. At the very least they should have let me be the modesty patch fitter....then at least I could make sure everything was in it place. ;-)

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  57. WHITE ???? And once again a blue shirt ???? Why no Beach-Shorts ???
    His hair looks exactly the same like in Eclipse, its darker because of the light !!!

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  59. Do the wardrobe people HATE Rob?? I don't get it!!!!!!!

    Go to ONE fashion website people. I don't even care which one. PICK ONE. ANYTHING is better than this .. this... I'm outta vocab.

    Amazing they took a man who could do THIS
    http://i55.tinypic.com/2dhfj91.jpg
    and THIS
    http://i56.tinypic.com/28l9x21.jpg

    and put him in white jorts

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  60. This outfit equal the one in Alice's vision of Edward & Bella romping as vampires.

    Of course I think Rob looks good in anything. Do the wardrobe people have to keep trying to prove "Rob is so hot he would even look good in this".

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  61. Fuck the outfit..the HAIR!!! I think Rob would be hot bald, but I SOooooo love the longer Edward hair. I was afraid of this.

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  62. STY- Ok..so I may be a lil' late on this, but one of the other pics from the same day has him in the wife beater and different shorts. I'm thinking they agreed and changed that shit fast. OR, Rob said WTF, get me out of this blasphemous outfit. One or the other. ;)

    xo J

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  63. STY--I completely f-ing agree--WTF!!!! (BIG FAT SHOUTY CAPS!!!) FAIL SUMMIT!!!

    I mean what the hell, every movie the f something major up:
    -Twilight: way too pink lips, a bit Susanna Hoffman from the Bangles if you ask me (it worked for her though in 1986); Carlisle's scarf while playing baseball (r u f-ing kidding me?) he's a dr not a reject
    -New Moon: there are so damn many! The "suit" coat thing E wore in the opening dream sequence (is he in the Russian military?), Jasper's hair ick (w was only ever good in the beginning of Twi), Carlisle's hair & wardrobe throughout r heinous, Alice's weird-ass ombre poncho in Italy and her nasty-ass wig throughout oh and her medical puffy lab coat in the HS, Rosalie's hair esp at the end I hope it was a wig, cause if not Jayzus she had a lot of ratting to brush out, (I've run out of steam to conintue)
    -Eclipse: I thought Carlisle & Jasper's hair was so fake and gross looking it was distracting; B's wig was ok in some places and pretty obvious in others, glechkhch

    Sorry, point was this is not new! They always do something lame-ass like this and it's such a mystery, I mean shouldn't Summit be spending major bank on these? Then can't they afford some decent hair, makeup and wardrobe peeps? And if not, why don't they catch that shit in editing? I love clothes & fashion, but I wouldn't say that I'm fashionable and not at all chic looking--although I'd like to be. But damn I can tell when someone looks just plain bad and/or stupid. I find it pretty frustrating--as I'm sure you can tell by this rant. I mean why make the actors look worse than they do in real life? That is not why I go to the movies!

    Sorry, word vomit--but fo sho how am I supposed to drool over their epic hawtness if I'm distracted by their Kmart blue-light specials?

    In conclusion *sorry again* STY, you are so very right, he looks like a stupid-ass lame-o

    Myg, you are right about his hair--What happened, it's too short and combed like a choir boy.

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  64. OK, hear me out a sec!....maybe the shirt is just to protect his holy hawtness from the sun???!!!! I mean if it were E wardrobe his cuffs would not be crumpled up cuffs..they would have a neat, crisp turn up...am I right? And, don't you think it looks exactly like the dude;s sirt in the background? Maybe a "set shirt"???
    OK, I'll admit maybe I am reaching, but honestly, any one of us could dress E in an fucking eye blink and most likely do it for under 100.00!

    I do agree...the HAIR has got to go......like freaking yesterday!

    shit, why can't i sign in with y name
    I am Jadedladi fuck!

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  65. Hey....JL again, I have an idea...interactive Twitarded BD fun. Dress up Edward hawtness for scene shoots?!?!?!?! Let me get my ragged, dog-earred stuck together copies of summer edition GQ's out

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  66. The only thing I see wrong is they are not following the golden WWAD (what would Alice do ?) rule. She was into fashion. I think she packed their bags in the book. No white after labor day! That is a big no no ! If a fashionista wouldn't do it then just say NO! As long as the acting is good, Bella isn't sporting a Carmen Miranda fruit bowl on her head and Eddy isn't bedazzled to the point of distraction when he starts a sparkling I could really give two poos what they have on. Oh and while I'm at it as much as it's cool to see the pics it would be better if the paps left the kids alone so they could work/play ! Nobody wants to see that stress filtering into the production..

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  67. Luxie: "totes fuckable" says it all! Throwdown on the sand - capris and all!

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  68. Like a lot of you I was like WTF???? If he wasn't going to be wearing board shorts and no shirt at least have him wearing long white linen pants. Why does a vampire need to be covered up at the beach? He isn't going to get sunburned!

    I showed my mom the picture of him and she said, "Why is he wearing clam diggers? That's what we called them back in the 60's. Those are girl pants."

    I was worried that w/ SM there she may have wanted them to look "modest" and then had this crazy vison of them in wholesome wear that was featured on the Duggars Show! YIKES!!!

    http://www.wholesomewear.com/culotte-a.html

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  69. I have yet to see anything I didn't like on Rob, including this. He is super hot in white. I know the shorts are long but look how they hang on his hips, riding low and how beautiful his neck looks, his long arms and legs. You just didn't look far enough. One hot, sexy man in whatever.

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  70. HOLY F%$&!!! THey couldn't have given him some board shorts or something??!! I understand they want him to look yuppie I guess since he's rich...but REALLY??? At least give him linen PANTS for fucks sake!

    He's still hot though. LOL!

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  71. well, at least he is not wearing those fuckin JOGGING pants like in the fight scene of Eclipse! That was horrid, and whoever thought it was a good idea to put edward FUCKING Cullen in a pair of jogging pants should be dragged out into the street and stoned to death by the fans. Jogging pants...really? That's like putting the POPE in leather chaps people! You just DON'T do it. Edward Cullen does not do baggy crotch walmart jogging pants idiots! Edward Cullen IS sex...all the time...SEX is not jogging pants or white little pansy jammer shorts with a wife beater tucked in! Do these movie wardrobe people know anything at all about these books? I think not! And just because we are twihards and they know we will show up in droves to see it, doesn't mean we want to be spoon-fed lameness like goofy ass wigs and retarded outfits!

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  72. Stacey and Clinton need to do an intervention STAT!

    The hair sitch I think is leftover from Water for Elephants. But it's fucking Hollywood. The place where magic is supposed to happen?

    One good thing, they fixed his eyebrows. I don't know if David Slade glued on pube hair extensions onto Rob's eyebrows in Eclipse, but wtf.

    And finally the eyes...they went way too yellow. They all look like lizard people. They should have gone with a darker amber. They are supposed to be passing as humans. I don't remember SM saying his eyes were the color of delicous radioactive bananas.

    I know nobody's reading this. I'm waaay to late, but I had to vent.

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  73. Stacey and Clinton need to do an intervention STAT!

    The hair sitch I think is leftover from Water for Elephants. But it's fucking Hollywood. The place where magic is supposed to happen?

    One good thing, they fixed his eyebrows. I don't know if David Slade glued on pube hair extensions onto Rob's eyebrows in Eclipse, but wtf.

    And finally the eyes...they went way too yellow. They all look like lizard people. They should have gone with a darker amber. They are supposed to be passing as humans. I don't remember SM saying his eyes were the color of delicous radioactive bananas.

    I know nobody's reading this. I'm waaay to late, but I had to vent.

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