Sooooo...have I buttered you up enough? I hope so because after you read this, you may want to lynch the Twitarded crew. You see, something happened to us in Forks...something you may never be able to forgive us for. It's not like we planned it or anything. It just happened.
On Saturday, before the big Twitarded private party, Jenny Jerkface, Snarkier Than You, Myg, VitaminR and I headed down to Kalaloch for some sight seeing. If you didn't make it to Kalaloch, put that on your "must see" list for next year because it was ah-MAZ-ing! So fucking gorgeous, I could have laid on that beach all day!
I'm not sure if I was just having such a good time I had to lay down... or if I was waiting for some action!
We had such a fun day playing in the sun... writing in the sand... trying to outrun the surf. And Gus was there to capture our jollification. The pictures he captured that day are some of my favorites from this trip. Honestly, we thought the only thing that would have made our day more incredible was if TexasKatherine had been there with us. *sniffle sniffle* [Note from TK: Are you being nice to me? Do you feel ok?]
Until this happened... [Clicky to enlarge.]
We had a unsuspected [spectacularly hot] visitor show up and crash out little Kalaloch party! He asked us not to tell anyone he was in town and we agreed, only if he would hang out with us on the beach [and possibly play Seven Minutes in Heaven with us until we each had our turn]. He gladly obliged and joined in our silliness like he was one of the gang. Never in a million years did we think this would happen and we wished we could've shared it all with you... errr, not really. We don't like to share. We're greedy whores like that.
Wondering what happened to his clothes? Myg dared him to strip down to his boxers and dive into the water. And then Jenny Jerkface stole his clothes and hid them. He ended up chickening out so STY and VitR tried to pants him but fuck, he's a slippery little bastid. He was even more slippery when I tried to tackle him in the sand. He was a good sport though... a very good sport.
PS: To see what Jumpy Rob has been up to since leaving Forks, click here!