I must've drawn the short straw tonight because seriously, like who the fuck wants to follow an amazing post like We Make Babies with RPattz? I could tell you all about how I spent last night with RPattz trying to make babies and it wouldn't come close to the hilarity of last night's post by TK. That post was epic. If you missed it, go take a look (but remember to wear some Depends and don't forget to come back here after, 'mkay?).
So onward and upward - because really, can we go any lower?
Have you ever wondered how we all came to be friends here at Twitarded? No? Why the fuck not! You mean you don't lay around on your couch thinking about us 24-7? I'm shocked. Errr... not really. I don't even think about it that often. I'm always curious as to how people meet and what attracts them to each other to form friendships. I know a lot of the friends I've made here, in this demented little Twilight community, have come to be my closest. There's not a day that goes by that I don't email with JJ, STY, Myg, TK and VitaminR. But it wasn't always like that for me. Nope.
Shortly after I found Twitarded I thought everything was fucking rainbows and unicorns and my life was complete. Not so. I needed more. I wanted more! I found myself email stalking JJ and STY (well, mostly STY because that JJ may be small, but she's kinda intimidating) and I was all like trying to scare them with my craziness into being my BFFs. I guess it worked. I think it was a blog post I did at Ramblings of a Latchkey Wife that discussed the ins and outs of kidnapping RPattz while he filmed Remember Me in New York. JJ and STY figured they'd better befriend me lest they wanted to end up stuffed in my chest freezer. You know, next to the hitchhikers and bear skins.
Alas, a new friendship was born. *sigh* And shortly after I was lucky enough to be on a first name basis with THE JJ and STY, they introduced me to TexasKatherine (who I quickly labeled TK) and all I could think was whhhhhhhhy? Why would they subject me to that sharp-tongued, psycho? Nah, just joking. It was almost like our brains were quadruplets separated at birth. TK said shit I only ever dreamed of having the balls to say. It was a match made in heaven...errr... maybe hell would be a better word here. I'm pretty sure heaven won't be accepting the likes of us.
I fell deeply in love with Myg while reading Osa Bella. But then again, who didn't? Am I right people? It was definitely one of those stories I dropped everything for when it updated. When I met Myg in person for the first time, I felt like I'd known her for years already - but that's really how it's been with all my new-found friends. No awkwardness, just great conversation and extreme fucking fun. Oh, and she has the cutest frickin' kids. No joke.
When VitaminR and I first met, our road to friendship was a rocky one. You see, we were both vying for the same man. A competition that nearly resulted in us wrestling in a giant pool of jello shots. I would have totally won because VitR would've been too busy eating the jello, but that's neither here nor there. Seriously folks, for a few weeks, it was pretty intense. We may or may not have had a "FaceinHole" battle of epic proportions. It all started quite innocently... I was completely uninterested in working one Friday afternoon and found all kinds of entertainment over at faceinhole.com. RPattz and I quickly became an item.
But then we got quite serious and may or may not have even done a little fanfiction role playing. And then, after a little break, we came back with some pretty big news. I'm thinking this is what drove VitaminR over the edge. She had the fucking cajones to actually hack into Ramblings of a Latchkey Wife and post a little sumthin of her own.
I was not happy. Lachy don't like to share her men. With anyone. And here he was... CHEATING on me with VitaminR and her fucking effervescent personality. Did I mention I was not pleased? Something had to be done. It took quite a bit of discussion and a few virtual punches were thrown, but after a few weeks, we decided we could get along, and even, just possibly could share the preh-tay... there was enough of him to go around. Barely. But we're good sharers here at Twitarded, despite what you might think...
And we all lived happily ever after! I know from a few of your blogs that some of you did develop really strong friendships, which is so fuckawesome. What about the rest of you? Tell us your story of new friendships formed through Twilight in the comments. Do you get to hang out in real life?
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