Always be prepared.
I was so stoked, I e-mailed the Twitarded h00rs insisting that we vote now and vote often. I held onto that train of thought for almost four minutes before something shiny caught my attention. I remembered to vote later in the day, but it was a multi-step process. I made it almost to the halfway point when I closed the window & decided to look for pics of The Precious instead.
What were we talking about?
Apparently someone voted for us because we won. Twice. There will undoubtedly be a recount, but until then you are reading the Most Amusing Twific Site and the Site With the Most Original Twific-Related Content and Features.
[insert dramatic music here]We're fairly stunned and not entirely certain this isn't a practical joke. We're keeping the awards, joke or not. JJ marked them and you don't want them back now. Stephenie Meyer put the sparkle in Twilight; Twitarded put the poop in it.
Thank you so much to every one of you whores who took the time to vote. It sounds trite, but we couldn't do any of this without you. And we wouldn't want to, either. Don't ever leave us. We'll go fetal on the forest floor. The pretty awards are nice, but they are nothing compared to the amazing friendships we've made through this crazy blog.
What? Surprised that something mildly pleasant came from my brain? I know what you're thinking. No, I didn't sleep next to a pod last night and I resent the assumption that I can't be nice. Assholes.
Thank you so much to every one of you whores who took the time to vote. It sounds trite, but we couldn't do any of this without you. And we wouldn't want to, either. Don't ever leave us. We'll go fetal on the forest floor. The pretty awards are nice, but they are nothing compared to the amazing friendships we've made through this crazy blog.
What? Surprised that something mildly pleasant came from my brain? I know what you're thinking. No, I didn't sleep next to a pod last night and I resent the assumption that I can't be nice. Assholes.
I VOTED for you!!! How could I not? You are all not only hilarious and unique but you are all women I call my friends. Thanks for being so amusing and original :) Congratulations!!
ReplyDeletei had no idea you twatwaffles were nominated, but i'm glad you won without needing my vote! congrats ladies, you fucking rock!
ReplyDeleteYAY! I voted for you as well. Congratulations
ReplyDeleteOk seriously....what in the hell is going on here?!?! The last blog you posted you called yourself mature and dignified or something and now you're being all Mary freakin Sunshine???
ReplyDeleteWHAT DID YOU DO WITH OUR TK??? WHERE IS SHE HIDING?!?!?!
Kidding....sort of. Love all of you ladies so much and I couldn't think of any h00rs on this planet who are more deserving of this award. Now stop celebrating and get to the planning of FORKS2011!!!
Oh and you're welcome...for voting. And for the compliments. :)
Aww TK. You say the sweetest things!
ReplyDeleteCongrats Twitarded! So well deserved!
I did actually get it together and vote. Yes yes, I'm awesome, you're welcome.
ReplyDeleteOh right, the award was for you. Right, so, congratulations - YOU'RE awesome - we love you.
w/v: haidit. I haidit that @Jaymes805's comment is so freakin' funny that I don't even wanna try to be funny, because there's no way to beat her. Jerk.
You ladies are awesome. Thanks for bringing us all together, and congrats, you deserve the recognition. :)
ReplyDeletewoooo! Of course I voted for ya'll! looooove!
ReplyDeleteCongrats you bunch of h00rs! These awards are very much deserved! Love you guys and this crazy ass blog...HARD!!! xoxo
ReplyDeleteCongrats! You twats deserve every award you get.
ReplyDeletew/v "Funkable" Those Twitareded gals are so funkable.
xo J
Congratulations, you spectacular bitches!!! You so deserve these awards! My day would suck hairy balls if I didn't have you to make my pee my pants from laughing so hard. Love you like big dogs!!
ReplyDeleteWe couldn't live without you guys! Well deserved awards! And you know we love you because that voting process was a PIA!
ReplyDeletePouring the Presecco...and passing it around. **Clink!**
ReplyDeleteWooofreakinhoo!!!!!
@JJ--I hope you disinfected the awards after you marked them.
The awards couldn't have gone to a better bunch of ladies <3 Congrats : )
ReplyDeleteAmbivalent bitches, 'aintcha? You threw everything at us but the old Woody Allen line about not wanting to be in any club that would have you.
ReplyDeleteBut at least you're going at it full speed! Attababy! Love your commitment to the shadowy side. There's beauty in that.
Didn't mean to be anonymous like that (after callin' you ambivalent bitches and all), I thought my blog address would show, sorry.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations,those awards are very much deserved. Love the site.I don't think I could make it through the day with out y'all.
ReplyDeleteAwe, congrats on two things. The awards were a given, I mean I can't imagine twitarded not winning, I voted of course. But really congrats to TK on a mostly positive post. Now please return to your normal fucking asswholey self and be the bitches we know you really are, we like it. A lot.
ReplyDeleteVery deserving! Major Congrats!
ReplyDeleteThanks for keeping us laughing!
Congrats ladies! Very much deserved!
ReplyDeletexoxo!
Congratulations! You are the Queen Bitches of the TwiKingdom and we are your loyal (err, ok, somewhat loyal) subjects. I'd *cheers* you but I'm hungover (book club last night) and the thought of drinking right now kinda makes me want to hurl the Fritos I had for breakfast.
ReplyDeletew/v: decork Really? Does this site know I'm hungover and seeing the word 'cork' makes me think of all the wine I drank last night. Jerkstore.
Congrats, Queens of Twitardia!
ReplyDeleteI knew nothing of any voting 'cause I've got a chronic case of the obliviouslies.
Lurve the hell outta this blog, though. It's a sparkly ray of twisted sunshine.
I'm gonna celebrate your great achievement by going shoe shopping and later I will have a drink... or ten. Cheers!
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ReplyDeleteI voted for you! Congratulations ladies. Just out of curiosity - just how did JJ mark the awards?
ReplyDelete@franki - I'm with you on the shoes and booze -not necessarily in that order.
w/v intedu
I intedu to get drunk tonight!
CONGRATS TWITWATS!!! Wait I meant Twitards... You definately made my 2010 more amusing. I prayed for help and I found Twitarded, the Universe works in mysterious ways....
ReplyDeleteKeep on the 'amusing' and 'original' work. Please.
I totes voted for y'all, cos well its the least I could do.. y'all make me gigglesnort just 'bout every damn day. Yay Twitarded!
ReplyDeletexxxxx
Lux
You are awesome of course you won...Um have you seen the set pictures that just came out?????? I SHIT YOU NOT....Edward is wearing white f'n C-A-P-R-I pants OMGWTFBBQ!..there are pictures on another twilight blog....seriously...WTF
ReplyDeleteI NOMINATED you!!
ReplyDeleteA bunch of other like-minded Twats also nominated you, I am certain.
Can't snark about @TexasKatherine either. She can be nice. She likes my brownies.
You know how I feel about you. I tell you more often than your s/o do. j/s
Well deserved awards! Now, back to our regularly scheduled smut.
xx
Congratulations ladies, you deserve the accolades! You girls make me laugh and I feel very much at home. I'm thankful everyday that I found your blog. Hope to meet you all sometime. Maybe Foooorrrkks 2011?!?!
ReplyDeleteImma get drunk tonight to honor you guys. It's all gonna be in the name of Twitarded.
ReplyDeleteOh fuck feathers!!! What he hell did I miss? SHIT!!! I did not get the chance to vote, but if I did. HELL YEAH!!! I would vote for you....
ReplyDeleteOMG TK i think im the one who nominated u guys! i was on twitter n i was just hoping to get u guys out there even more and somehow it made it through the massive amount of tweets they were recieving and you guys won! OGOSH! yay! i feel important in a way!
ReplyDeleteWe couldn't live without you guys! Well deserved awards! And you know we love you because that voting process was a PIA!
ReplyDeleteYAY! I voted for you as well. Congratulations
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